#source:Parks and Rec

[just-incorrect-beastars]

Bill: Attention, everybody! Madams and...mis...wahs? If you would do me the obligation of having your honor, heretofore, in the room doth right over there, uh, hence.

Legosi:

Louis: What?!?

Bill: Big event, in that room, fifteen minutes.

[straw-hat-nakama-22]

Sanji: If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

[amazonworrier]

Brittana’s Bachelorette Party - ‘A Wedding’ (6x08):

Brittany: Is this gonna be one of those cool bachelorette parties where things get out of control and we murder someone, and then we all have to take a blood oath to never reveal our secret?

Rachel: No.

Santana: Then we might have to leave early.

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Jin: Oh, don’t worry. I have a permit.

Jin: *hands his manager a slip of paper*

Manager: This just says "I do what I want”.

[incorrectggtvavquotes]

Felicity: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are… Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t.

[newsiesasvines]

Race: From now on we will be using codenames. I’m ‘Eagle 1’

Race: Albert is ‘been there done that’

Race: Spot is ‘currently doing that’

Race: Elmer is ‘it happened once in a dream’

Race: Katherine is ‘if I had to pick a girl’

Race: And Jack is ‘eagle 2’

Jack: Oh thank god!

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Podrick: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.

Brienne, Jaime, Dadvos, Tyrion, Tormund: We know this and we love you.

[superdogbiter]

Aziraphale:”Oh my god,did you put glitter in the laundry detergent?”

Crowley:”Oh yeah.I’m experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas.That one’s called sparkle suds.Dress loud”

Aziraphale:”Will you stop putting glitter in everything.This morning you put glitter in the butter”

Crowley:”Disco dairy.Spread the party”

[incorrectcaryl]

Carol, covered in blood, gun in hand: i have done nothing wrong ever in my life

Daryl: I know this and I love you

[just-incorrect-beastars]

How are things going with Legosi? You know what's funny about Legosi? He’s my best friend. And anyone who'd hurt him is someone I would murder, probably.

Jack, to Louis

[straw-hat-nakama-22]

Zeff: So… who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know. Carne: I did. I broke- Zeff: No, no you didn't. Sanji? Sanji: Don't look at me. Look at Patti. Patti: What? I didn't break it. Sanji: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Patti: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Sanji: Suspicious.

Umami: If it matters - probably not - but Sanji was the last one to use it. Sanji: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Umami: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Sanji: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Umami!

Carne: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Chef!

Zeff: No! Who broke it??! Patti: Zeff… Miso's been awfully quiet. Miso: REALLY?? Patti: Yeah! Really.

Zeff: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[gothedralhoe]

Matt Miller after watching Nyteblayde for the first time:

[amazonworrier]

Glee - Old Dog, New Tricks (5x19)

Santana: We ended up with more animals than we started with.

Rachel: This is what happens when you try. All of these animals are gonna die. GOD! I hope you're happy, stupid people in this stupid town! Hey! Hey, you! [chases lady down street]. Get back here and get your [bleep] dogs out of there!

Santana: ...

[incorrectledzeppelinquotes]

*at a riot house party*

Jimmy: do you know how you're going to die?

Bowie: No? Jimmy, I don't know how I'm going to-

Bowie: wait, are you asking me, or telling me?

Jimmy: *backs away and disappears*

[incorrectggtvavquotes]

Percy: Are you going to be able to be civil to Richard?

Monty: I'M perfectly civil. HE'S the stupid garbage-head doo-doo face.

[doctorwho-but-its-wrong]

Rassilon: I know what's going on inside your head.

The Master: Welcome to the terror dome!