Did you enjoy my previous uquiz full of disgusting men? Want to find out which disgusting royal man of 16th-17th century (S)pain you are? No? Too bad.
EDIT: I UPDATED THIS BLOODY THING go take it again :-)>
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Robot crap pt 2
They say that the first sense you obtain is hearing.
Turns out that this counts not only with birth, but also being revived.
Scout could hear the sound of machines pumping and turning all around him. He felt cold. A shiver went through his bones. He was also faintly aware of something else….
A metallic finger snapped in front of his face. Scout drearily lifted his head. In front of him stood the Engineer Bot.
Scout started to panic.
But the bot didn’t attack. It just pointed. At Scout’s chest.
Scout looked down, terrified of what he would see.
And terrified he was. There, where his heart should have been, was a gaping hole. Pulsing wires and tubes thread out of it, wrapping his upper body in robotics. The tubes and chords lead into the darkness.
Scout didn’t know much about the human body, but he had died enough times to know it was a miracle he was alive.
The Engineer Bot snapped again, drawing Scout’s attention.
“Listen here human,” it said in a creepy robotic voice, “you’re going to tell us everything about your stupid team. Do you understand?”
Scout spat on the Engineer Bot’s “face”.
“Very well then.”
The robot pressed a button on a panel next to Scout. Electricity flowed through the boy’s body, presumably from one of the wires.
But Scout didn’t think about that. Scout didn’t think about anything. In that moment, he could only recognize the feeling he had been vaguely aware of earlier.
Pain.
@aerowolf
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Hi guys!!, we’re doing a project for our university and it would help us a lot if y’all completed this survey! It’s only three questions and the only condition is to know English and Spanish, and to be over 18 years old. 🧡
(It would help a lot if y’all reblogged this as well. Love y’all!!)
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update on that part two of last call :
it's definitely coming !! it will come later bc i am doing ✨ college things ✨ but it's on its way i promise.
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(via Quiz: Animal Names Starting With L in Spanish)
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advice, from me to you: do not have a nosebleed in your dorm floor's bathroom at 8:45 pm because people will be coming in to shower and be so concerned every time. I am actually having a normal one but this poor soul in her towel needs to be reassured that I'm not dying.
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Help my phone is being mean-
Also im shaking I dunno why tho because I literally have two jackets on and I'm wearing pants instead of shirts and I'm inside
Also my shake has coffee in it. It's a yummy shake tho
Actually maybe that's why I'm shivering lol
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my spanish teacher: i dont know why you all failed the quiz!!! we reviewed a whole day before!! you answer the questions right in class!!!! we’re going to take another quiz on the subject, if you get the same score whatever but if you do better you can raise your grades
my classmate, raising her hand sheepishly: but what happens if we do worse
my teacher: *gives her a flat stare* if you get a worse grade im going to Kill Myself
the whole class: *shocked laughter*
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