#stardew nerd

[cloverchronicles]

i made a wicked sdv spreadsheet to calculate resources i need. i made it cause every winter i focus on gathering resources and building/redesigning the farm.

anyways i’m gonna brag about it bc im proud i love spreadsheets. i kiss spreadsheets on the mouth.

(also i’m 100% aware something like this but better certainly already exists but i wanted to make my own and it was fun lol)

details of my ⭐️work⭐️ under the cut

basic explanation

purpose is to allow a player to input things they want to make/buy (craftables/buildings/tool upgrades) and have it output how many resources they will need

it allows the player to input:

the desired items (and how many of each)

the number that they already own

their current inventory (resources and money)

it uses all this information to calculate resources and money needed to fulfill all those requirements.

it also allows the user to choose "priority" items. it will output a table of required resources for:

prioritized desired items

total desired items

this doesn't include all craftables, buildings, or resources, but ones I felt were the most important and likely to be something you'd want to calculate (like l'm not gonna build 20 slime hutches or 30 crystalariums ya know)

(it also has a sheet with a much more detailed breakdown for hardcore gamers (excessively detailed for no reason nerds (like me)))

here’s an example w some basic explanation n’ some screenshots hehe

p.s.

the reason i didn’t include the file as a template for others is i’m terrified of it having mistakes i haven’t caught yet, making me look like a FOOL❗️

[gojostan-doodles]

🩷 *Talks a lot*

💜 *Likes to listen*

[featheryalarmclock]

spare time

This meme is quite LITERALLY him

[teeth--king]

Farm shenanigans with Elliott and dinosaurs. What do the other residents of the valley think about the dinosaurs? They are my weird doggies either way and I love them. I use a mod to make them little raptors because it’s cute and I love little dinosaurs of that flavor(sinosauropyeryx my beloved)

[melonae]

where are you going farmer.

MY VERY RESPECTIVE take on a yandere Elliott. you know, I’ve had a very visceral passion about Scary Yanderes. Like power. Horror-based Obssessed people who are driven by love and love is the greatest, most unstoppable force.

I love the yandere Elliott mod, I do. It makes you uncomfortable and it makes you feel almost trapped (moreso even at the end!) I love it, I love it dearly in a storytelling concept. Even if you like yandere Elliott as a character i have nothing but respect and love! Anyways.

Please don’t take this as I See Elliott as a man waiting to kill you . Because I don’t. For anybody new I absolutely love him more than anything, in fact he’s my largest comfort character. But as someone very well formal, chivalrous and even though he has ALL VERY WELL INTENT he, in a more thriller.. horror scenario has such high potential to be flipped around like a coin, that’s my opinion anyways!!

[nerdstify]

had to fix her garbage fit 💜

[epicmilly]

reenacting my science class today:

guys i think my science teacher is playing something on her computer??? i can't tell what

hmmm is that a house or something?? it looks like it's... black and red? i can't tell what it is maybe it's sdv but that's probably just brainrot talking

OMG THAT'S THE SDV INVENTORY SHE'S TOTALLY PLAYING STARDEW VALLEY WHAT'S HER FAVORITE VILLAGER

oooh she's in winter!!

wait if my teacher is playing stardew valley in class why doesn't my mom let me bring my switch in so i can play sdv when i'm done all my work :(

SHE'S ON THE WIKI PAGE

i wonder what she's looking up??? i can't read her screen from here sobs it was one of the charts though

she's currently in winter and her house seems to be upgraded since it's painted black and red but i'm not entirely sure

guys getting new glasses is awesome i can watch my teacher play sdv once i'm done everything lol

i bet she'd let me play stardew in class...

i think it's night rn because her sscreeen is mostly dark, i can't see much because the lights in the classroom are on and her screen is at an odd angle, but i can see the date and time box and her inventory at the top!

i think shes fishing now?? or at least on the docks

wait is that calico desert? it doesn't look like it too much water

wait maybe shes on ginger island?? i haven't gotten that far yet

*googles map*

yeah she's totally on ginger island!!!

guys i wanna ask her what her fav villager is and i want to draw her farmer but i'm to shy to ask because i was totally spying on her screen sobs

[rosehagikure]

Just three awkward, lovable, bearded nerds going through their own midlife crisis💖

My sources say they're the same person. And I stand by them🧐👆

Harvey (SDV), Gale (BG3), and Raj (Coral Island) aka the love of my life.

[lynn-dor]

there’s a new farmer in town! and, oh no… he’s hot!

[cloverchronicles]

digital art files, passion spreadsheets, doesn’t matter, nomenclature methodology is the same

[wearycow-art]

Look what I made

[hailtothepumpkinqueen]

Can't get portraits of yourself, but my farmer has long blue hair so I decided to use the mermaid portrait to put next to Shane's. On their respective sides of the bed lol

[swan-lite]

anyone else cry every time they think too hard about Harvey's 8-heart scene and/or listen to grapefruit sky? just me? okay, cool

[nerdy-as-heck]

I just did an actual spit take with my water and choked when I saw this

[funkymenina]

fckin demetrius estarder valley

[sunshinerainbowpuppy1224]

stardew valley fave animal HCs ^0^

i've wanted to post this for a bit!!!!!! i thought of em all >:3 !! PLEASE NOTE NONE OF THIS IS CANON -- ALL OF THESE ARE HEADCANONS I THOUGHT UP !! ALL FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES TO LEARN AND KNOW MORE ANIMAL SPECIES THAT MIGHT BE GOING EXTINCT !!! GIANT NERD ALERT !! ` ------------------------------------------------------ Leah fox, specifically Red Fox (Cross Pelt; AKA Cross Fox) and Painted Dogs. Enjoys the Art side of their pelts and adores how they blend in. In her own words, "The art of Nature is within the Fur of the owner" (extra: hognose snake, chameleon) Abigail Mongolian wildcat, panther. Enjoys the cute side of cats as well as the hardcore style of them as well (hence the panther), totally has a panther tattoo somewhere (extra: Bombay cat, silver-pelted red-fox) Emily Aye-aye, monkeys. LOVES little baby monkeys, goes onto rants how she would make dresses for them like the ones on the internet. finds the Aye-aye to be misunderstood-- their cute yet creepy faces making her lil heart melt. no one understands why she likes them so much (extra: rainbow trout) Haley Tigers (White pelt). Firm believer of the "big cat bigger heart". Adores how gorgeous they are, how shiny the pelts look. Though a large lover of all tiger pelts, the black stripes against white fur struck her interest more (extra: leopard, painted dog) Maru Dolphin, Otters (River). really enjoys sea animals, but yet loves smart animals. She believes that they're misunderstood creatures, defending them with all her heart (extra: emperor penguin) Penny Giraffe, Bear (Kodiak breed). LOVES how beautiful they are, yet they keep to themselves. She isn't loud about her love of these animals but yet shares if mentioned (She's usually called a mama bear by the children of Pelican town) (extra: Harp seal) ------------------------------------------- Harvey Whale (Blue whale), Bernese mountain dog. When he was young he owned a Bernese Mountain dog-- Often talks about her when dogs are the topic. "She was the sweetest thing" he often states. Whales are his weird enjoyment, does A LOT of research on them & goes whale watching at the beach. Watched a film where they were flying overhead the main characters like airplanes!! loved them ever since (extra: Holland lop, African bush elephant, glass toad) Elliott (OTHER THEN LOBSTERS I SEE UR REPLIES FROM THE FUTURE) Amur Leopard, Vaquita . enjoys how gorgeous these animals are, the big doe eyes of these creatures giving him a little dopamine. Gets fairly upset once he learned the extinction of the Vaquita (extra: khaki Campbell duck ) Alex Ploughshare Tortoise, Golden retriever. Has had a little tortoise since he was young, he named him "Junior" but spelt it like "joonyer". Alex is very on that "Golden retriever boyfriend" trend and tries his best to be that

(extra: fried egg jellyfish, dik-dik) Shane (OTHER THEN CHICKENS) Hirola (Antelope) and Ant eater (southern tamandua). Finds them so weird, yet finds them so lonely. Finds himself looking into the eyes of Prey and relating so harshly. (extra: hereford cow, tamworth pig) Sebastian (OTHER THEN FROGS. GRRR) Ili Pika , deer ( Axis breed ). Adores cute little animals that own the biggest eyes, yet chose these little critters. Looks up pictures of them and cries (extra: slow loris , axolotl) Sam pangolin ( Philippine breed ) , Bush Dog . Found out about Pangolins through Pokemon, fell in love and looked into Pangolins more. Bush dogs are like little bear cubs to him-- yet has been attacked by one before. Does NOT care though finds them so cute

(extra: sugar glider, duck-billed platypus) ----------------------------------------------------------------- YAYYYYYAYAYAYYYY U GOT TO THE END YAYY