girl who's used to subtly peeing outside while wearing a skirt with no panties, realizing that she forgot she's wearing leggings underneath today as she soaks her thighs and gasps (and now she's stuck with a wet patch underneath her short skirt that she's panicking about)
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the face of a dog who is waking up post xrays knowing her hip replacement has been cleared after six weeks to go for walkiesssss :D
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Kabru drives like an old lady because he learned from an old lady (Milsiril) and also he has Anxiety and also elves drive like shit this is a common well-known fact in dunmeshi modern au land. They didn't like horses and they don't like cars and if it was up to them everyone would just teleport like the gods CLEARLY intended. And its one thing Kabru has retained from his elven education.
His car is also an old shitty tiny matchbox, likely an hand-me-down from a dead member of the canaries. Its also FILTHY. Kabru has literally pretended to not have a car rather than taking people on it just so he wouldn't have to clean it.
Anyway do yall remember that video of that guy that starts all filled with road rage and makes a character for this driver who like was driving too slow I think? And then by the time he got to the end of the tirade he was like wait I like this guy (the character he made up) I don't want to be angry at this guy. That's 99% of what driving with Kabru is. He will start to go into road rage mode but by the end he will have weaved a complex narrative for this random dude who cut him off and he will end up being like sympathetic with him. It's fascinating. It's the only thing that makes travelling in his shitty ass filthy car in which the a/c smells like cat pee worth it.
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I am obsessed with the scenario of someone doing a long hold (either on purpose or from a circumstance they can't control) and then being so worn out afterwards, that even if they made it to the washroom in time and didn't have an accident, they still wind up peeing their pants a little while later because the act of holding so much for so long made their muscles so loose.
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holy fucking shit i finally Get It. i finally Get urinetown. i get what little sally says when she says "urinetown is here", it's because urinetown is a world where everything wrong with society is placed into one box. what's interesting about this, and this is what makes it so intrinsically Brechtian, is the fact that even though urinetown is conceptual, it's still inherently society, because all of the conflict in the story stems from real life issues.
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i found a book abt the anti lawn movement at the library & decided to sit out in my yard & read it. but ironically there was a neverending barage of power tool noises making it difficult to focus. so i walked to a nature park near me in order to escape the dreaded sounds. almost stopped at the mowed picnic table area bc i hate walking but fortunately pushed forward and made myself walk up an annoying hill to an area that is a preservation of a native oak savanna & sat down against a tree near the edge of the path & did my reading there. and honest to god that was a 100/10 experience. there was something so powerful abt being in a preserve for a locally native habitat while reading abt the impacts homeowners can have on native plant preservation! it powered up my energy towards my life mission (evangelize abt enviormentally sustainable gardening to every single person who comes within a 10 ft radius of me) by like. 15 points. also a deer walked up to me and that was super cool
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Omovember - Prompt List [link]
In a car [tumblr, ao3]
While intoxicated [tumblr, ao3]
Sitting on someone’s lap [tumblr, ao3]
Cam work/livestream [tumblr, ao3]
While tied up [tumblr, ao3]
Hyper pee/magic
Peeing during sex
Stuck on the phone
Pee drinking
Diaper
Just made it
Unrealistic bladder capacity/long hold
On purpose
In a movie theater
Peeing inside
Incontinence/diuretics
On a pillow/laundry
In a container
Kink discovery
In class/at the table
While masturbating
While hands are full
In a skirt
Wetting the bed
Weird/unusual position
Holding competition
While sick/assisted
Peeing outside
Group desperation
Piss marking/omegaverse
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