✨✨ I propose an offer. ✨✨
You get to look at horny pictures and videos of me. 👄
I get off knowing that people are getting off to me. 🫦
✨✨Profit ✨✨
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What I need to do is go to an old folks home and offer to scan in all of their slides, negatives, and old photos. Transcribe their journals, newspaper clippings and recipes.
I've got the equipment and the ability.
I could probably make a mint, but as with all of my brilliant ideas, I have no idea where I would even start.
Anyone know any old people? I only know one, and I'm already digitizing her past for free, but she did tell me I should be getting paid a lot of money for it.
Who's going to argue with a 91-year-old woman who just interested me with her entire photo collection, going back to the early 1900s.
(my grandma)
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My dumb fucking ass, broke as hell, halfway through two needlefelting projects, one knitting project, two leatherwork projects, four acrylic paintings, two watercolour paintings, a clay sculpture, four woodburn projects, nine short stories, a dress, a jacket, a shirt, refurbishing a chair, dyeing a wig, reaffixing loose baseboards, building a longboard, and assembling a tattoo machine while juggling a mental health condition a family of 13 and a full time job: I miss block printing *spends $200 on linocut and ink*
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What camera mod do y'all like to use? There's a few out on nexus, but I'm uncertain which one to choose, or if I should be looking elsewhere. Also, is switching to WASD movement a hard requirement?
Any tips and/or advice would be lovely, but do not feel obligated =) Mostly just looking to chat with the other Gale girlies =)
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yknow ging is always pulling some shit like 'my son will be a super powerful superhuman. everyone beat up on him as hard as possible because he can handle it.' and of course this is mostly because he's a bad father. and in any other shonen i'd just handwave it away. but with hunter x hunter i can't help but wonder if ging Did some Stuff to gon before or shortly after his birth to kind of ensure he'd be a superhuman freak hunter beyond just hoping the genes would be strong in him. i feel like that's the kind of bullshit he'd pull for fun
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Skull being so into Tsuna is giving me life
Skull had always liked Tsuna.
At first it was an acknowledgment of mutual misery (read: Reborn), then it was the fact that Tsuna had freed them, then it was the fact that above all else Tsuna was kind.
Tsuna who smiled at him. Tsuna who laughed and dragged him along with the group. Tsuna who protected him from Reborn and Colonnello.
Skull hated that he had been too slow to find place in that sky. Hated that once again the only person who was kind and strong enough for his clouds already had that place filled. Hated that he cared as much as he did whether or not Tsuna would ever be able to harmonize with him when Tsuna’s friendship was all that should have mattered.
Then Tsuna got sick. Then they learned that Tsuna needed more guardians to live. Then Tsuna turned them all down, believing they were offering out of obligation.
Well, Skull had never been one to give up easily. He wouldn’t have been much of a stuntman if he was the type to back down from a challenge.
So, once Tsuna was back on his feet after his first attack (paler than he had been, thinner, eyes constantly orange and skin too hot to the touch no matter how many cool compresses the others pressed to his brow) and nearly at the end of his rope with all of his current and hopeful guardians fussing over him, he did what any proper cloud should and spirited his sky away to rest for a while.
Tsuna blinked when he heard the roar of Skull’s bike, blinked again when Skull pushed his visor up to shoot a mischievous grin at him before tossing a spare helmet.
“Hurry up before they catch us!”
Already they could hear thudding footsteps approaching.
Tsuna looked over his shoulder, then laughed, bright and free and so like his old self that it made Skull’s chest ache. A moment later the tenth boss of the Vongola was pressed against Skull’s back a too thin arm wrapped around his waist as a laughing voice urged him to “Go, go, go!”
The bike roared as he tore away from the other guardians not quite loud enough to cover their shouts and snarls and demands to known what the fuck he was doing. Fortunately it also wasn’t loud enough to cover the sound of Tsuna’s laughter as he pressed himself even closer to use Skull as a windbreak.
Let the others have their own schemes and plots to woo their sky. Skull had his own and he would be damned if he let any of the others ruin it.
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"I know you must be confused. The Bloom of Eternal Youth, dead? What if I told you the Bloom never existed at all! And now that I have led you to my nest, I'll suck all the life out of you to satisfy my unending hunger!"
"He scammed us. Can you believe he scammed us?"
"I thought there was a 50/50 chance going in. Hard not to admire the tenacity though."
"Good entrance, but that outfit? Ha!"
"Look at his little shoes!"
"Well, maybe you've never been led into a lethal trap before, but the response should be, "Aa! No! Spare us!""
Eda: "Ah, sure. Spare us."
Lilith: "Woe to us whose fates are sealed."
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So I read in an interview with Sofia Alexander that there was gonna be a timeskip of 3 years in season 2 and that Izel would become a full-fledged warrior and the emperor's bodyguard. We all agree that's a trap, right? Even after 3 years of training I doubt he'd be the most qualified for the job, not to mention that he's a beacon for monsters and Sofia implied that his father committed treason, so why would they choose him? Tezcatlipoca is definitely behind this, we saw him talking to the emperor about Izel at the end of the season after all. Now I'm not sure what he's planning to gain from this or why it would take him so long to destroy humanity. My guess is that he went "killing everyone isn't enough I need to make that kid suffer as much as possible for defying me"
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volisport babysitter’s license exam:
1) don’t drop the baby
2) put the baby down where it needs to be put down
3) don’t kill the baby
4) oh no the baby’s crying
5) negotiate your way out of this one, tough guy
6) bribe the invigilator
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