#stephen.exe has stopped working

[aunhinged]

Tony, mid-teethbrushing: you know, the way you grind your teeth when I call you doctor while Im inside you is so fucking hot.

Stephen: standing silently with his towel mid-fold

Tony, spits: anyway. minty.

[stark-strange-love2]

Tony: why does the water in a water bottle not evaporate but if I leave a puddle in my kitchen it’s gone within a day?

Stephen: water bottles have a lid

Tony: and my house has a roof

Stephen:

Stephen:

Harley: ...really? You’re actually stumped?

Peter: it’s because of the scale of the environment in question obviously

Stephen:

Tony: wow... your own children bested you.

Stephen: *stephen.exe has stopped working*

[ironstrange-is-the-endgame]

Ship head canon meme 4 & 5?

4. Who can’t keep their hands to themselves?

It depends. If they are in public, Tony for sure also because he knows that Stephen thinks that he’s not enough for Tony. He somehow sees this disparity between him and Tony more and more when they are to some huge party or gala. Tony is aware of that and for this reason, he’s always looking for some way to touch Stephen. He holds his hand, lets one of his arms to fall around his neck or shoulders, touches his ass and other things like this. 

When they are alone, though, is Stephen the one who seeks physical contact. He loves Tony’s body, loves to trace the scars on his chest or just run his hand through Tony’s fluffy hair. In overall, Stephen is more tactile than Tony, and this is shown more when they are alone and no-one is around. 

5. Who says ‘I love you’ first?

Probably Tony. Anyway, it takes a lot of time for them to confess their feelings, they are not teenagers any longer, they know the importance of these three words and they don’t want to fuck up stuff between them. So yeah, for a long time neither of them says it, proving his love to the other with gestures and little gifts, and then Tony just forgets that they didn’t say out loud yet. 

It happens after something extremely stupid like he’s in a lab strike and Stephen brings him coffee. Tony is sleep-deprived and when he sees his boyfriend walking into the lab with a cup of coffee he just says “and this is why I love you” and kisses him. Stephen looks at him with a “Stephen.exe stopped working” expression and then he asks Tony if he means for real. 

Tony blinks at him and is like: “Yeah, of course” before realizing what he just said. Stephen smiles softly kissing him and whispers an “I love you too” into the kiss. Tony has never been so happy and so willing to give up on a cup of coffee in his entire life. 

[amethyst-noir]

Prompt: Tony thinking Stephen is mute, because every time Tony is in the room with him its basically Stephen.exe has stopped working due to the absolute beauty that is Tony Stark.

It’s Thursday, which means it’s time for a bingo fill.

(Not So) Silent Lucidity

(1.371 words, AO3)

It was a such a shame, Tony decided after a few meetings, that the wizard seemed to be mute when not confronted with life-and-death scenarios. He’d tried pretty much everything to tempt the guy out of his shell but nothing worked, not even the famous Stark charm.

He knew that Strange could speak, he’d heard his beautiful, deep voice a couple of times during battle, but he was always gone as soon as the dust had settled and before Tony could hunt him down.

Everytime they were in a meeting with the other Avengers, Strange always sat there with his arms crossed, looking annoyed and bored in equal measures, and refused to communicate beyond a few terse answers. And those mostly happened when Tony wasn’t present so he could hear that elusive voice only on surveillance videos or while he was busy not dying.

Maybe the guy was really unable to speak and used magic to do it? Maybe it just took a lot out of him and so he didn’t do it except when really necessary?

Or maybe, his inner Howard whispered, he just doesn’t think you’re worth talking to.

💫

Yet another fun one, yesss! (I’m typing away at the angst as you read this, never fear. But something nice and funny has never hurt anybody. Except maybe @mdcbd. 😝) @mistressstrange - thank you for yet another beautiful prompt and I hope you like what I made out of it. 🥰

The title is taken from Queensrÿche’s Silent Lucidity. I just couldn’t resist the () add-on.

@stephenstrangebingo​ prompt: Sling Ring

[askstephenstrange]

Hello Stephen!!.....I just wanna say...your my favorite superhero...I hope your having a great day!!😀❤️😃

I’m your favourite?... *mouth drops open*

I- *Stephen.exe has stopped working*

I am having a good day.

Certainly.

I’m sorry but out of all superheroes you chose me and I’m so shocked by that fact.

[doctorstrangeaskblog]

Wong: Thank you, miss Chavez. It's an honor to teach you.

Stephen: *Stephen.exe has stopped working*

S....sure. Thanks.

How do you feel about having two uncles/dads now?

I mean, they’re really more of... parental guardians... -And teachers. They’re both great teachers. Honestly I’m so lucky to have them, whatever they are. They don’t replace my Moms... but they definitely make their absence just a little bit more bearable. ...I’ll just play it safe and wish both of them a Happy Father’s Day. 

[cosmicmort]

Stephen.exe. has stopped working

Stephen: Okay if we’re investigating together you’re going to need a disguise.

Tony: finally I can put my sexy police woman outfit to goood use!

Stephen: your....your what now..

[im-tops-bottom]

Stephen.exe has stopped working.

Tony: Pete, I'm busy right now, ask Stephen.

Peter: Okay.

Peter: Dad, can you help me with homework?

Stephen:

Peter: Daad, I really need some help up here.

Stephen:

Peter: DaAaaAAaAaAAAAaaAaaAad

Tony: For God's sake, Stephen, answer the kid.

Stephen's brain: loading...

Stephen: Ah yes, I am dad now, yes, haha.

Stephen: *coughs* What you need?