#ironstrange textpost

[aunhinged]

Tony walks into the sanctum bleeding.

Tony, clearly not fine: Im fine.

Stephen doesnt blink, just mutters an incantation and the wound seals.

Stephen: you could say thank you

Tony: you could say ‘i was worried, my beloved genius billionaire danger-magnet’

Stephen, turning away: Im not saying that

later, Tony finds a handwritten note on his pillow:

‘don’t do that again. The world is loud enough without you.’

Tony doesnt bring it up, but he tucks the note in the inside pocket of his suit.

[underthecouchh]

Tony: I have connected the dots

Stephen: You didn’t connect shit-

Tony: I’ve connected them

[its-the-dollar-store]

Stephen: wow you really yeet that criminal

Tony & Peter: *visibly shocked*

Peter: no wait it’s yeeted in past tense-

Tony: Peter don’t encourage him-

Stephen: you can conjugate it?

Peter: if it been done to you, you were yooted, it’s actually a much debated-

Tony: I’m literally begging you to stop-

Stephen: no wait, let him finish

Peter: Past? Yeeted. Doing? Yeet. Done? Yoot.

*shoots tony a look*

Peter: Hotel? Trivago

Tony: how was that so perfectly orchestrated?!

[stxphxn-strange]

Stephen: YOU ARE AN ANGEL

Tony: And so is Lucifer

[malibubandit]

Peter, holding up envelopes: my graduation announcements are ready, who wants one?

Every single Avenger, Guardian, Ravenger, sorcerer, symbiote, skrull, villain, God, Goddess, flerkin and Asguardian in the entire multiverse: *raise their hands*

Peter: guys I only have 25.

[kymera219]

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[spiderman-is-everyones-son]

You know you made it as an MCU stan when someone on Instagram steals your post and crops out your tumblr name

[lronstranqe]

Steve: i don't sin

Bruce: i sin sometimes

Clint: i sin a lot

Tony, from the kitchen: i'm sinning right now.

Stephen,from the kitchen: NO HE IS NOT!!

[aunhinged]

Tony, mid-teethbrushing: you know, the way you grind your teeth when I call you doctor while Im inside you is so fucking hot.

Stephen: standing silently with his towel mid-fold

Tony, spits: anyway. minty.

[tidalwave-prince]

Peter Parker, a edgy gen z kid™: *is mildly inconvenienced*

Peter:

[underthecouchh]

Stephen: Eating after 9 pm is unhealthy

Peter and Tony eating sweets on the couch at 3am:

Tony: Good thing time is an illusion

[winters-romanian-prince]

Tony: PETER GET DOWN AND GIVE ME THE DAMN GLASSES

Peter, crawling on the roof while wearing Tony's sunglasses: NEVER! YOU CANT MAKE ME!

Tony: [smacks him with a broom]

Peter: [demonic hissing while crawling into the other room]

Tony, chasing him around: GET *smack* THE *smack* FUCK *smack* DOWN *smack*

[ctrl-alt-bucky]

Giving Doctors' a headache, part one:

Peter: D-Dr.Banner? Does my stomach think ALL potatoes are mashed??

Bruce:

Bruce:

Bruce: Holy shi-

[spogie]

at the wedding

marriage officiant: you may now kiss the groom.

tony and stephen: *kiss*

stephen:

stephen: *starts laughing*

tony: why are you laughing??

stephen: because your initials spell ASS now. Anthony Stark-Strange.

tony:

tony:

tony:

tony: how do i return him to the wizard store

[malibubandit]

Peter: *grabs something for Tony from a higher shelf*

Tony: grassy ass

Peter, in tears: Mr. Stark please never take Spanish

[limpingbobcat]

Stephen: Would you like to talk about your repressed issues?

Tony: No, that's why they're repressed.

Stephen: ...

Stephen: Are you okay?