#stinky smelly man i love u

[doodleynan]

congrats on ur birth u smelly stinky

[severeacrophobia]

I love how you, sick bastards, headcanon the Sniper as a smelly man with badly shaved stubble. How do you say "eeew he's such a stinky!!!", joke about it all, make memes and pics. But I know you bitches want to bury your noses deep in his shirt, inhale the ambrosia smells of sweat, jarate and musk until u feel dizzy.

I know that you are sinful.

I'm the same.

[hibiscera]

Girl u know my predictable ass- Tfa constructicons (including dirtboss) for the bingo ask game

Thank you for including my stinky little man, you know I love him, unfortunately. 💔

First, for Mixmaster and Scrapper. I DO like their canon traits, but as we know, they were given very little, so there is a lot that I love that is also just headcanon and personal lore. 😔 They're fun tho, when I say done dirty by fans I mean... them getting ignored or hated. 💔

AND DIRT BOSS. MY STINKY SMELLY LITTLE MAN.

I love him, unfortunately. Though I do think he works better as part of a dynamic, he's not much of a standalone character?? Anyways I'm his only fan and I wear this badge with honor.

[carnwennhau]

Day 1 - Savior Sunday

my favorite support is the bastard man himself, Ares. He’s my third most-played god with three stars. I only like building him as a full aura tank because I like being Super Tanky. and I can’t remember how I used to build him as bruiser haha. 

@takethisjunglebuff :)

[mariailoveyou-guerin]

Oh no the weirdos who ship an asian girl with her yt toxic groomer abuser are in my mentions lmao y’all weren’t this loud when your fellow darkling darklinas did it to archie yesterday now why are you all crying when I did and it was in respectful manner too I talked to him about loving all his other characters and him since narnia first before saying I hate the darkling unlike those who bought tickets to insult archie and say how much they hate mal! I’m just doing what y’all did it’s called karma and btw unlike y’all I’m not spending my time hating on Ben while y’all besties bidarkling is racist and attacking archie and his baby girl a literal baby over his character and ship a whole freak weirdo! lmao don’t be getting on your high horse to baby a grown af yt man when you let your sick fellow shippers hate on a literal baby and be racist on the daily so loudly @ archie and replying to him with hate even threats sometimes and in the open while she has 115K followers a whole 30yt woman why am I not suprised do something about that first before coming to me being mad I asked my fav since 2009 about his one horrible evil villain character whom he seemed not to care but laugh it off! And if I see one reyl* shipper stan in my mentions I’m blocking y’all nasty stinky ugly people right away get out of here with that shit name and ship and ugly smelly gross man on ur pfp! that’s all I’m gonna say on this matter now leave my acc or block me if you don’t like what you see and if u want proof go look at on my twitter it’s pinned! search ugly darkling or sexy mal youll see it

[henbased]

saw this template going around and decided to do it for my stinky smelly raider man Donnie (I do not have a bias).

left of the 2 bottom arts by the amazing talented does-not-respond-to-me-fast-enough @memaidraws (love and adore u)

[m4tthoe]

Part twoooo!!!

Now the discord gang!!! Also i wanted to share this song that reminded me of everyone so if you guys like u can listen to it!!👉👈🧡🧡🧡

@love-hajime MY ANGEL MY BESTIE AND BEAUTIFUL WIFEE!!! ILY SM AND I CANT WAIT TO GO BE COTTAGE CORE LESBIANS TOGETHER AND HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF FARM ANIMALS AND LIVE OUT OUR DREAM!!!SHE SO SMART SND GREAT AT EVERYTHING I STILL BE SIMPING FOR HER ON A DAILY BASIS EVEN IF WE ALREADY KNOW EACHOTHER FOR A YEAR🧡🧡🧡

@kyoutxni ah the stinky smelly man with small weewee!! My one and only papi who i love more than anything in the world!! Hes such a brat but in the best way!! Although things do be hard sometimes he still always keeps going and im prouf of him!!and look up to him like when we first met i still dont think ive learned everything about u and thafs okay i like u being a mystery to me!!! So ilyyyy stinkyyy and youre doing so good hun!!! :)))🧡🧡🧡

@anju-writes-deactivated20211002 WHY DID U DEACTIVATE UR ACCOUNT??? … still she very much is so deserving of a place on thos list even if he betrayed me by lying and breaking my heart!! But its okay she my chechi and my baeee such a sneaky sweetheart!!!! Ilyyyyyy🧡🧡🧡

@babydai daiiiii cutieeeee!!!🧡🧡🧡 she had two sides to her!!! shes both too nice and too good at flustering others!! Like please teach me your skills maam😩 but also please fix your sleep schedule i just want u to be healthy ilyyy🧡🧡🧡

@sebbyzoldyck … i dont wanna say anything cuz i know youll somehow find a way to turn it around on me. But still your my friend and its important for my friends to know i love and appreciate them so thaf means u too!! You already know what i think of you smh youre one horny and cool ass mf so fucking cool even I genuinely doubt that you exist and are just a character some person is playing!!! Doesnt make u any less fun to talk to!! Youre stories are very comforting and your writing has no business being that good smh!!! Imma stop here cuz i know u enjoying this too much smh ily tho scary man🙄🧡

Thats all now i leave and never comeback again good bye people!!! Ilyyyyy all and yall better love yourselfs or in stealing your organs!!!🥰🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

[sortavibing]

hi tumblr bastard

hello bastard man tis i

slut.

yes that is my name now refer me as such

i am 5"3 but with shoes on i am a great big man

i am very sexy with big boobies and a great big badonadonk.

i think i am hilarious with a lot of sex appeal and i am very v3ery cool.

i have no friends but that is okay because i am so attractive that it makes up for my loneliness 

my pronouns are she/her but ill be anything 4 u bbygorl

my hobbies are making fun of my one friend (you) and making them angry bc they aare very smelly and hate me

i am an entj meaning i have 4 letters that tell me i am cool and i am a capricorn meaning people make fun of me by calling me a caprisun

anyways yes tell me what fictional 2d man would love me, a short lesbian with no redeeming qualities

ur blog is nice or whatever idk what to say here ive looked at your past requests and they all say this at the end so

(PSA: this is my irl friend and we are always really mean to each other, so this matchup is not serious at all, and my other ones aren’t as stupid as this one so please don’t think i’m a bitchy cyberbully:)) hello slut. thanks for requesting ig :I. also you are a dirty liar almost everything in this explanation is fake as fuck (cough cough badonkadonks) anyways here’s your matchup.

generating matchup...

matchup: complete

i match you up with low quality background character!

you guys are a perfect fit this guy is so funny and sexy and swag and cool and everyone loves to be around him, but no one wants to date him because of his ugly tracksuit so he turns to you because you are the only person left that is lonely enough to want to be with him.

he loves caprisuns so he often goes to the store for hours and hours on end just choosing caprisuns but also to escape you because even though he is dating you he still doesn’t like being around you 24/7 because you are a weird feral gremlin who talks about concerning things, and he cannot hold a conversation with you without having to bathe in holy water.

when you say you are really cool, he pretends to agree but he really knows that you are unsexy and unswag and he just doesn’t want to tell you because no one should have to be told that they are unsexy and unswag that’s just too much pain for someone to handle, so he is waiting until he breaks up with you to tell you.

he likes me better than he likes you because i’m so much sexier and i have many redeeming qualities and i also can pretend to be mentally stable so he is just waiting for the perfect time to leave you and be with me but little does he know i will turn him down because anyone who liked you has no standards and if i am with them that would mean i am like you and i cannot handle that.

you say your one friend (me) is smelly, and he pretends to agree with you but he knows that you are the smelly one because you do not shower like a little dirty gremlin. whenever he touches you he has to wash his hands no less than 45 times and then boil his hands in purified fiji water to feel somewhat clean.

he is not afraid to tell you that you aren’t a big man because he doesn’t want you to be delusional and think that you are even close to being a bigger man than anyone- like your god complex his huge enough he has to make some effort to tone down your ego a little bit. (it doesn’t work you self absorbed bastard).

if you ever say babygirl when he is in a 70 foot radius of you, he will throw up his entire stomach and just collapse and twitch on the floor due to the pure disgustingness that you uttering the words “babygirl” holds. if you ever see him do that, he will just say it’s because he’s so in love with you that he has to puke out his organs to make room for his heart that is expanding due to all the love he has for you.

he thinks you are stupid because you can’t even spell very and are correctly, so he will always give you spelling books as a way to lowkey tell you to learn how to read, but you are so dumb that you think he’s just bad at giving gifts, and you just use them as chairs, while he is slowly getting more annoyed about how you don’t know how to read.

he really wants to leave you but he can’t because he sees that you are so lonely and that i, your incredibly sexy and swag friend, have to deal with you with no help from anyone else and he doesn’t want to put me through that pure torture, so every day he takes like 20 advil pills to be able to calm the growing headache that was caused by just being around you.

overall, you are greasy and stinky and feral and diseased and annoying and clingy and stupid and you are unable to ever be with a haikyuu character that isn’t a low quality background person, and even then the low quality person can barely stand you. in conclusion, you are the true stinky bastard man so go cry in your room :)

i hope you enjoyed!

[volleyball-dontknowher]

hello, i rlly love ur writing. can i please get a tsukishima and tendou headcanons of a s/o who acts like a child? like say stuff like "B) me epic you? smelly ewwww" or "hey bby can u shower more? you smell like baby kata, baby kata is my ex and i miss him now cuz of u >.0"

HI! Thank you for the request! I hope I did it justice!! I normally don’t write for Tendou because I don’t want to get him wrong and I haven’t seen a ton of him off the court to know any better so I hope he’s not OOC but if he is I’m sorry!

Words: 1.1k.

Warnings: none

Requests: Open 

Tsukishima 

It’s not all the time you act childish because Tsukki would not be able to handle that like your relationship would last a whole three days before he gives up on the two of you because you could be gorgeous but he cannot handle immature like that would drive him up the wall 

Sooo you are childish on occasions when you need him to lighten up or he needs a taste of his own medicine 

You literally get so annoying and you both know it 

When he is tired and in a grouchy mood with you is when you strike the most

“Tsukki do you need a shower and a nap?” 

“No”

“Well you stink and your under eye bags are horrible so you really should do both of those things” 

It makes him smirk but also tells you to shut up because you stink too 

Any comment you make he can always counter them because he is just quick witted like that 

If you come at him with things like I’m so much cooler than you, don’t you see? Oh wait you can’t you’re blind

Or “have you packed your bags?” “No why would I do that?” “Because the jolly green giant is coming to take you back to his home and teach your giant ass some manners” 

You want it to phase him so bad but literally nothing does and it’s so frustrating 

When he actually gets sick of it he will tell you to stop being dumb because it isn’t pretty on you 

When you when games against him and tell him he is a stinky loser and that he sucks at whatever game it is he is going to be unimpressed like that’s really all you can bring to the table like he could roast you thousands of different ways and that’s all you could think of, lame

If you throw a little kid temper tantrum somewhere and tell him that he is a lower and sucks really bad (most likely because he said no to something or was rude) and you pout and stand still you best know that this is not going to work, he is going to tell you to grow up and come on and when you do he usually simps and will have you do whatever he said no to 

When you actually impress him with your whining and childish comebacks he has to take a moment because what was that then he smiles at you and tells you that you’re finally learning and that it took you long enough

If you get all giddy and excited like a little kid though it makes him so happy like something he did or something you saw with him made you that happy like what??? He just thinks it is so cute seeing you so happy or get so worked up and excited over something little and while he would bully someone else about it he is going to let you rant to him as much as you like about how cool whatever it was is 

Low-key if you tell him he smells bad even as a joke he is going to pit check himself discreetly so he makes sure that he doesn’t actually smell bad 

King of sass can’t be phased by you 

Tendou 

If you are going to act childish then so is he 

He goes a lot off of your energy so when you act like a little kid then he is going to copy that 

So if you tell him that he smells like a dirty shoe then he is going to laugh at you and tell you that you smell like a dirty shoe, then it goes back and forth until he takes a second and sniffs himself then pulls you into a hug so that you have to smell him and tell him that he doesn’t smell like a dirty shoe and even if he does you’re now trapped smelling it

When you lose a game against him and you get all pouty and sad he is going to just kinda stare at you because he doesn’t know whether he should laugh at you for being a sore loser or feel bad because there is a tiny chance that you are actually upset

He typically goes with the sore loser route then you have an argument that’s all nuh-uh uh-huh back and forth until he starts to tickle you then you try and tickle him back but he just grabs your hands and keeps tickling you until you practically scream at him to stop 

He will put an L on his forehead and smirk at you it just happens

But if he can tell that you are upset that you lost then he is going to offer to play again and is not going to hold back but if you win then you’re fine but if you lose again he likes to pull you close to him and tell you that it’s not his fault you have a thing for winners and that makes you laugh so he is relieved

Does not care if you get whiny because your man will whine back too he doesn’t care, he’s a little weird already might as well be really weird and be whiny like you are 

He is super smart and watches a lot of what you do so he can usually stop your whining before it really even starts he just looks at you and tells you that now is not the time and you can just ask

If you tell him that something he did reminds you of your ex through some flawed logic, like you are wearing a mix matched outfit and that’s all my ex ever wore so now you look like my ex he is going to laugh at you and tell you that your ex is a loser and he’s not a loser so thanks for that but you are wrong

Literally does not let any of it phase him like he knows you to damn well to care when you act like that because that’s who you are 

Likes to call you cute when you do it though like you will be whining at him to do something with you and he just is like aww you’re cute I’m flattered

[griffinblogsgw2]

(Responses to I Dream Of Blu page 12)

If you don’t know what this is, “I Dream Of Blu” is the latest episode of my Guild Wars 2 comic, Tora Steals Things. If that sounds like your jam, the link to the comic is in the source link of this post!

#oh tora.... @just-eyris-reblogs

oh tora!

#rip tora @theauseer

rip tora!

#something tells me the pirates smelling similar would not in fact be comforting right now @ascalonianpicnic

oh definitely not.

it does help him know exactly how powerful her nose is. she found him amidst a large group that would have smelled very similar - she basically was tracking him through the smell of peppermint alone at that point! (maybe his pheromones too, frankly)

#smelly plant #we still love you @callumthorn

I’m sure he appreciates it

#STINKY #STINKY SALAD MAN #NEEDS A S C R U B @nocte-argentea

this reads like a threat

#i love how proud of herself Blu looks @sylvari-bouquet

Blu is great, right?

[littlebabycrybtch]

oh my god but remember when ‘pro recovery’ btiches entire schtick basically was just shaming ppl into taking showers. HOW did we let it end like that like thats the funniest most childish entitled privileged baby shit i could have ever imagined out of any activist space and yall just fell for it n took it seriously as Shit. ‘responsible allies’ but hygiene and therapy was ALL you entitled ableist bastards ever complained abt!! the least consequential one and the most expensive/inaccessible one!!! like!!!! you ppl literally didnt know what u were doing and didnt care how Actually Helpful your goals were, you were venting!! so you just kept throwing mockery at ppl for not living up to your standards and acted like u were fuckin psychiatrists, it was inexcusably selfish and ignorant behavior tbh and ill stand by that forever. ‘tough love’ mentality and tumblr phds have done 1000x more damage than good for us.

like bro i cannot Believe i had to witness mentally ill and sick/disabled ppl who were lucky to get food in that day or pay their bills, trying to explain that being told en masse how disgusting their behavior is (yknow, specifically the behaviors that happen to be the most visible and uncharming to others, while yall remained all but ignoring other behaviors you could have actually helped with) isnt beneficial for their recovery, and getting exploited in the ableist internet cringe clout corners if they tried to say showers arent rly a matter of survival compared to the realer shit they really could be doing to self help, makes it even harder. like they tried over and over again to make it click that sometimes they fall behind literally OUT OF an immense effort towards self help and that should be recognized instead of ppl hyperfocusing on a restricted idea of whatever pretty little pattern ALL recover is supposed to follow.... but no smfhhhh ppl just plugged their ears while the ppl this movement was Designed to Help were trying to out the flaws and show exactly whats wrong with its focus, which was failing to a point that it goes against what it claims to be. there was this tunnel vision obsession with reaching the ‘end of recovery’ like thats a real thing in every situation, and p much all symptoms were demonized as if recovery doesnt START AT SICK... and then faketivists trying to validate their judgments in ways that very blatantly arent in the best interest of others bc they wont even Listen to them just responded like ‘but its not my fault if im uncofmortable on a bus around some1 smelly :/// itd be good for you (and me) to fix that first! ik whats best for u ok ur wittle brain is too broken to have an opinion on this, ngl its kinda cringe lol i can smell ur post from here ew get it together weirdo. but get better soon uwu’ and neurotypicals/abled ppl listened to your ass!!! they let you convince them that matters most and now they cringe on us more than ever so thanksx you fuckkin modern heroes but uhm anyways people drop the r word constantly now where you are whiny brats these days LMFAO,,,,, idk man maybe just try thinking of saying ableist slurs and disrespecting nd/disabled ppl as like, having a stinky ugly un deodorized personality 😲omggg so embarassing ew cringe we should all mob together to do smth abt that immediately gross gross ewww

[cola-fucking-losers]

okay fuckers here u go

Edd scrolled through his phone. His other hand was on Ringo, scratching her as she purrs on his lap. It was a Saturday morning, and there was nothing to do.

Like, there was literally nothing to do. Usually there would be a movie or show that day he would like to catch up on, or would have plans with Matt or Tom. Or like- he would even be up to ask Eduardo or Mark something. Even Jon sometimes make plans with him, even if it was sudden, at least there was still something to do.

There weren't even commissions waiting in his list at the moment. And there wasn't any interesting online for him.

Except for some weird drama in a community he's in, he's not in the mood for that yet.

The Brit sighed as he shuts his phone down, and places it in his pockets. He glanced at his roommate, who was busy making breakfast. For a moment, he wasn't bothered by his boredom. The sun was peeking inside their kitchen, bathing Eduardo's tan skin. All while he quietly flipped a pancake, with a focused, yet soft look on his face.

When the pancake landed perfectly back on the pan, He heard the faint thud and soft sizzle, followed by an audible exhale. Eduardo wears a small smile.

Edd shakes his head, finding it ridiculous that it was probably him stroking his ego again, over a small pancake flip. He places Ringo down, and walks to the kitchen. He goes to the corner where they kept containers for coffee and where their tiny coffee maker stood. It was cheap but, Edd owned it and he loves it. He's pretty sure he called the coffee maker Gary.

He pats Gary, before filling it up with water and start to let it heat up. Pale hands move around, grabbing spoons and cups.

It wasn't hard to notice what kind of stuff Eduardo liked, they did live together. There was just something odd about it. Edd liked his coffee brown... - light brown. Balanced, but a little creamier. Meanwhile, Eduardo was that type of person who likes his coffee black, but with honey.

He's pretty sure he read people like those in stories. He doesn't understand why people like black coffee though. It was too bitter for him.

He stirs the two mugs before he carried both back to the table. And he returned again to grab plates. Eduardo was finishing up, gently setting up the stack of pancakes.

The Brit would never admit it, but Eduardo's cooking was really good. There's just something about it that catches the charm of homemade cooking. It was probably the reason why he's up earlier when it's a Saturday morning.

That and it's more peaceful those days. Neither were up to start a fight so early, which made the apartment quiet, but in a good way.

" 'stad mine?" Eduardo asks, his voice groggy. He points at the other mug, the one he wasn't holding. Edd nods.

They both sat together, that was a recent change. Usually, they sat from opposite sides of the table.

Not that Edd is actually complaining. He bonks his head carefully on Eduardo's shoulder, and let it rest there.

Eduardo stiffened for a few seconds, before he continues to drink his coffee. The Brit made low efforts to feed himself, lazily moving his arm to move the spoon to grab a piece of pancake and slowly returning to his mouth.

This felt...really nice. Huh.

There was sudden urge to cuddle closer, so he did. Eduardo didn't really complain, but he was avoiding eye contact. It was cute.

The urge to hold his hand was there too. He wants to say a pun, make Eduardo groan or laugh about it. A normal thing to do, yet he starts to feel like moments like those have a lot of value.

He also wants to hug Eduardo closer from behind, maybe even ki-

Whoah there Edd slow down-

Edd finally sits up straight again and eats his breakfast. He's once again reminded that he's not even sure what they are now. They've been so intimate lately that it's hard to tell if they're just being really nice to each other or doing something more.

He's scared to let his thoughts linger on it for long, for some reason.

But Eduardo starts to return the same gesture. His head reluctantly leaning on his shoulder. Then Edd fights the urge to wrap his arms around the man, to pull him closer.

He wants Eduardo closer to him, and never let go. But he fears that if he holds too tight, or too loose, The Hispanic will leave with a force that pains him too. Did that make sense? It kinda did to him.

"You okay?" Eduardo Asks, moving his head away to look at the Brit. Edd forces and a smile and nods.

"I'm just really bored." "Of course you are." Eduardo rolls his eyes. "Try to enjoy relaxing, not everyone gets to go on weird adventures. You just almost angered an underwater species yesterday, and apparently that wasn't the first time you've done that." "Okay but- It was intentional the second time. The first? No." There it is again, that darn scowl. "Just don't try to drag Mark next time, He wouldn't stop complaining." Chances are, He can't even bring Eduardo to start something stupid. Even if Edd could manage to stir up his anger to it's boiling point, Edd's pretty sure he can't make him go on a rampage again with his powers, even if it's intentional this time. Should he proud of that? believing that Eduardo could control his anger now? He's sure that the man has upgraded, and he's somewhat happy that the Hispanic is slowly turning his life around for the best. Edd stuck his tongue out, he'd rather not be dealing with those. breakfast didn't help get rid of the thoughts. To hell with doing nothing though, He'll just have to find whatever entertains him inside his home and indulge in it.

Before Eduardo could stand up to move his empty plate, Edd moves to lie on the man's lap.  Immediately startled, The Hispanic tensed up, unsure what's going on and what was the Brit's goal here. Edd could tell Eduardo was blushing, I mean, he was sure this was kind of awkward. But until Eduardo starts asking him to move, Edd doesn't leave. He could whiff up Eduardo's clothes, the very faint scent of their fabric softener, and well...Eduardo's smell. The guy was smelly, Edd would often joke about it, but really, Eduardo wasn't stinky. No, he smelled...well, like him. Like the forest in a sunny day. Dried herbs and the earth. Like a cozy cottage and a small farm surrounded by trees. "Hey-! What the fuck are you doing?" Edd could only nuzzle his nose close to Eduardo's hip as he wraps his arms around the man.

"This is...Really gay-" Eduardo comments, letting his hand reluctantly pet Edd's tuff of hair. "Oh? And us almost kissing isn't?" The man sinks back to the silence again. The clock ticks, The sunlight is seeping through the windows is moving in an achingly slow pace. Ringo is done with her meal and is playing with Bingo somewhere. Edd STILL isn't doing anything. But then with Eduardo, He guessed he didn't really mind doing nothing with the man. "Hey," He starts, sitting up again, and stared straight at this Hispanic's eyes. "Let's get on my bed." Surprisingly, Eduardo doesn't start shouting, but he does slowly turn red again. "Or maybe your bed, whichever you prefer." "I- are you fucking stupid? Someone still has to wash the dishes." Edd is shocked at the fact the guy is more concerned at the dishes. Edd's more concerned at the fact he's really doing this. "We can wash those later, come on, we have the whole day for ourselves." "That sounds wrong." "Can't we just like? nap? You have to go to work and we won't have any more chances to sleep together." "You were implying something else aside from sleeping."

Edd pouts, but he lifts Eduardo over his shoulder and starts moving. Eduardo starts shouting, almost like an angry dog. "HEY! DROP ME! IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!" Unphased, Edd just continues to move past his own room and into Eduardo's. Said room pretty much screamed his name. Edd’s probably gonna have a lot of fun in here. 

[junosartsthetic]

Hello! 💫 Weather or Gyro? Thank you! ❣️

I’m assuming u mean weather report— umm, I’m gonna have to say...... Gyro because he’s got good songs 🤧 and he kinda 😳😳 tho. Weather Report is kinda 🥵 too tho so it’s a close one. He makes me hot and I ain’t just talkin abt temperature 😳. But yeah, Gyro is the winner this round. Unless he stinky mans who doesn’t shower, in which case Weather Report. I love mista— who also smelly, but I don’t think I could force Gyro to shower. It would be a cat in the bath situation.

[fanfictionlive]

Wario The Best Lover (NSFW)

It was a boring Saturday like usual. I had nothing to do. Sure I could play my xbox but I couldn't be bothered and I had already masturbated like 5 times already. But then I heard the door bell ring which was weird because I didn't expect anyone that day. I went to answer it and when I opened the door it was.... the sexiest man I have ever seen... He softly said "It-a me a Wario" I could handle it I was taken over by how hot he was. I said "come in" he said in a loud but sexy voice "OKAY!" We walked up to my room and he sat on my bed. ( I hope he didn't notice my cum stains) That's when I noticed he shoes well more precisely his toes inside his shoes. Just imagining how stinky and rotten his toes were made me dizzy. I said " OWO c-c-can I s-s-smell your t-t-toes? I thought he would be weirded out about this but he looked right into my eyes and said very quietly "yes.." I was so happy about this. So I ripped off his shoes and tore off his socks and saw his toes all crooked and smelly they were perfect. I got my nose very close and took a wif. It stank like shit.... I loved it! I looked into his eyes and said "OUO c-c-can I put them in my m-m-mouth?" Wario said "Haha ofcourse" I put them in my mouth and they tasted horrible I loved it so much. I put then deeper down my throat I was covering them with my spit. I took then out of my mouth and said to Wario "t-t-thank you" he said "Hahaha its-a me a-Wario" he picked up his shoes and socks and walked off. I decided to lay in my bed. I slowly put my hand down my pant and began to masturbait. Best. Day. Ever.

The End

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[therpmemes]

      santana lopez quotes (2/2) → sentence starters

part 1 (season one-three) // part 2 (season four-six)

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ I counted the number of times you’d smile at me, and I’d die on days that you didn’t. ❞

❝ I need to tell you something that I don’t know how to say. ❞

❝ I can’t pretend that things are the way they were because they aren’t. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna be like all of those other long distance relationships that hang in there for a few months and then break-up when someone eventually cheats or things get weird. ❞

❝ I would never cheat on you but if we’re being completely honest I had.... I guess the best way to describe it would be ‘an energy exchange’? ❞ 

❝ She smiled at me a little too long which means she was either crazy or a lesbian. ❞

❝ Let’s just do the mature thing. ❞

❝ This is not an official break-up. ❞

❝ You know I will always love you the most. ❞

❝ That bitch is pure evil. ❞

❝ Wow. Twitter update! _____is all excited about another guy defining her life. ❞

❝ _____ always was a genius slapper. ❞

❝ Topless is as nude as anyone is ever gonna want to see you. ❞

❝ Think I could get used to here in New York. It's more of my speed. ❞

❝ Yes, I did a sex-tape that follows me around to this very day. Look me up on the internet right now. ❞

❝ You have no idea what it's like out there in the real world. No one gives a damn about you. ❞

❝ I'm clearly the hottest bitch in this lousy joint. But I'm all alone, stuck here with you. ❞

❝ I hate weddings and I Valentine's Day. It was invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope. ❞

❝ I have been chosen, probably because I'm numb to other people's feelings, to come here and ask what you would like to do. ❞

❝ You know, we always were two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum. ❞

❝ Those romantic saps. They may have love, but you know what we are that they are not? ❞

❝ Look, you don’t have to worry. I’m not gonna show up at your house with a U-Haul. ❞

❝ Well, you could walk out first... or we could make it a two-time-thing. ❞

❝ I like how you guys pretend to be all accepting about everything but when your friend suddenly shows up in your home, moves in and goes through all your stuff... you're offended. ❞

❝ Okay, New York may be disgusting, especially when it's covered in gray, nasty snow, and the people may be horrible and rude, and some smelly homeless man in pee stained tighty whities might have groped me on the subway and then asked me for a dollar. But I got to say I finally feel like I have found my people. ❞

❝ You're really not gonna tell me about the stick? ❞

❝ I'm your friend. You can trust me, just tell me what's going on. ❞

❝ Oh God. You're gonna be okay. It's okay. It's gonna be okay. ❞

❝ Don't apply logic to me. ❞

❝ I have known you for years and I don't like you 90% of the time. ❞

❝ You know what? I have love for you. ❞

❝ You're my family and I haven't lied to you in months. ❞

❝ I'm smarter about other people than you, you have to trust me. ❞

❝ I don't even think you need all these beauty products, cause they're not really having the desired effect. ❞

❝ And just when you thought it couldn't get any gayer...it does. ❞

❝ You're acting like a completely different person and it's making me sad. ❞

❝ Look, please don't tell my mom. ❞

❝ I have something to say and I have tried to keep it to myself but I will be silent no longer. ❞

❝ You can't just blow past this like nothing ever happened. This is a wake-up call. This is an opportunity for you to take a hard look at the choices that you're making, where your life is heading. ❞

❝ The last thing I want to do is pay 30 grand a year to get a degree for doing something that I'm already freaking Wonder Woman at. ❞

❝ I like yeast in my bagel but not in my muffin. ❞

❝ Oh, come on. You are not playing Yente the lesbian match maker. ❞

❝ I'm getting that stinky panic sweat under my boobs. ❞

❝ Well I don’t give a hot wet monkey’s ass what you care for. ❞

❝ I have hated you ever since the day I met you. You are a horrible person. ❞

❝ He was a much better person than I am. ❞

❝ When we had sex, _____ never stopped asking me if I was okay the whole time. ❞

❝ I'm sorry, would you mind just stepping outside for a moment while I bitch-slap some sense into my friend? ❞

❝ I am loving this look on me. Lord of the bling. ❞

❝ How about we just get you an IPad.. you can't even get porn on whatever you just asked for. ❞

❝ _____ is my ex girlfriend and she just dumped me, which is why I’m even here and why I have this job. And we’re lesbians. And you know, I’ve never been with anybody like that before. ❞

❝ I’m saving up to buy a noose to hang myself. ❞

❝ You are short, you are awful, and that is never going to change. ❞

❝ I would love for things to get physical. I will hit you so hard that you won't be able to wake up until you're old enough to be Funny Lady. ❞

❝ God as my witness, I will break her down. ❞

❝ Life is very high school. Just with bigger stakes. ❞

❝ A star is a star, it doesn’t matter where in the sky I shine. ❞

❝ You suck at so many things. But not this. ❞

❝ Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think? ❞

❝ I’m just not worth it. ❞

❝ I realized the world is even colder than I am. And the only thing that can keep you from freezing to death is to have good friends around you to keep you warm. ❞

❝ I guess that means I care about you. Don’t tell anyone. ❞

❝ At least you were wearing underwear. ❞

❝ Don’t listen to her! Look at her shoes! ❞

❝ Some people love someone because they make them a better person and that's not why I love you because you've always just wanted me to be myself. ❞

❝ No matter how many times we've tried to put our thing down and walk away from it we can't because I don't want to live my life without my one true love. ❞

❝ I normally I use a lot of words when I'm saying something negative so since this is the most positive thing I'm ever going to do, I'm gonna keep it simple. Will you marry me? ❞

❝ Believe me if I could get in her head and bring her into this century, I would, and I would forgive her and have her here. She's my abuela, you know? She's, like, the lady with the big plates of rice and beans. ❞

❝ Last I heard she was on Facebook posting about her diverticulitis trolling for sympathy. ❞

❝ You taught me to be a strong Latina woman. To be bigger than the world was every going to give me permission to be. ❞

❝ You taught me not just to exist because I'm worth so much more than that. ❞

❝ She's the love of my life and I'm going to marry her and I want to share that with you because without your love, I...I think I just exist too. ❞

❝ Do you even know why a groom couldn't see the bride before the wedding? ❞

❝ I took what you said to heart, and I thought long and hard about it, and it occurred to me that you may have a point. ❞

❝ Maybe _____ and I are too young to get married. ❞

❝ Maybe that's why it didn't work out. Maybe it has nothing to do with me. Maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly intolerable. Maybe that has something to do with it. ❞

❝ I've been bullied, outed, and misunderstood. ❞

❝ I am a work in progress. ❞

❝ I do. ❞