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“Your password is weak.”
Oh yeah well so is your entire FUCKING operating system!
*installs a subroutine which turns all the computer’s files into incomprehensible gibberish and causes the harddrive to start overheating to an extremely dangerous degree*
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#my poor attempt at a joke#unreality#computers#malware#subroutine#operating systems#the it crowd#tangentially#this sounded funnier in my head#shitpost
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I'm trying to work more on my own schedule with my writing, but here are a few things I'd like to work on more in 2025.
I still want to finish and release One of the Boys, though likely in the summer. I'm envisioning releasing Odd Job (yes that's still happening), possibly after a pass from Patty if she's down to play my normie werewolf lesbian game, first. I want to see what happens if I put things out when they actually take place.
I'm working on a few other things I'm excited about for different reasons. Subroutine gets into some #girlboss family abolition robot themes, [as yet untitled Camila Cabello project yes really] lets me do more with artistically & ethically dubious lesbian pop girl debauchery, and I have even more erotica somewhere worth working on. I also finished a lot of short erotica on stream in 2024, though its fate is still unknown!
A fellow author who has published one of the few existing Merchant retellings of any merit (Dahlia Adler, with I Bleed) also recently encouraged me to work on Act With You in earnest—that's my strange little Shylock-goes-to-high-school retelling that will probably be long and upsetting and not a little muddled with my personal religious problems. I need to return to Jewish fiction and the big looming question of what that even means, particularly for me, particularly right now.
I'd also like to finish the Purim story I have in my back pocket sometime in the next thirty years. While we're dreaming big!
Onward bound.
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Subroutine icon
made it for my toyhouse, also used a reference from Pinterest
#came out way better then expected#rare toister minecraft art#my art#my ocs#digital art#minecraft#robots#Subroutine#original character#icons
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"As the hostiles came through into the private docks, I activated the new code I had been working on. Code: Deploy&Delay."
AKA: "you know the thing in media where someone disappears when a transport drives in front of them? yeah, that"
Bonus:

#I think that MB should have a constant subroutine going that analyzes how cool its fighting was#the downside is of course that it also has an analysis of when it trips and cannot salvage it into a cool roll#getting a good grade in life or death battles: something normal to want and possible to achieve#murderbot#the murderbot diaries#mbd#my art#fanart
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DESTINYTOBER: Day 2 - Tower
. . .
Sometimes the tower rests on a dark plain at the foot of the mountains. Sometimes, it rises from the rubble of the destroyed Last City, the debris fields of the Reef, or the Golden Age ruins of Venus, or a hundred other locations throughout time, real or imagined.
Today the tower cracks through the fields of Rathmore Chaos, ice sheets upturned to it from its violent eruption. The Pyramid hovers above, basking it in coils of red-orange energy, the darkened outline of Juptier behind.
Elsie is opposed by an army of three. The Guardian is flashy in their use of stasis, but she is able to parry their verglas daggers, evade their rime-encrusted fists, getting the upper hand with a foot sweep that drops them to the ground and allows her to drive an icy polearm straight through their chestplate. She lodges a knife into the eye of their Ghost when it arrives for the rez.
No sooner than, the Drifter flanks her from a distance, pistol aimed. Tumbling, she dodges his shots before drawing her own rifle from a kneeling stance, a burst of rounds dropping him on the spot. His ghost attempts to change her, but she catches it midair, its sharp flanges thrashing against her until its eye gives way under the pressure of her fist. Metal crumples and glass shatters and she throws it aside.
When Eris Morn arrives she's more human than Elsie has ever seen her, two dark eyes exposed, full lips bent into an almost-smile. Elsie thinks of negotiating but the thought disappears when Eris attacks, first with the Light, then soulfire to stasis to resonance. As she does, she physically transforms — from human to what most people would recognize her as, to something like a hive knight as chitin engulfs her body. She grows in size and ferocity as she takes on her hive-god form, before chitin peels away revealing the sleek blood-slick body of a Disciple, three eyes like spotlights beating down on Elsie as she runs from beams of resonance that crater the ice like shells on the battlefield.
One hits her arm, ripping it off, another tears through her side, throwing her off balance without downing her. Rolling into one of the impromptu foxholes she fires off a barrage of stasis that encases her legs, toppling her with a monumental shudder across the ice. Before she can regain her footing, Elsie draws forth a gelid sword, leaping for Eris' mouthless face and driving it to the hilt through one of those bio-mechanical eyes —
Elsie wakes with a violent start, jolting onto her side and almost off the bed completely.
Disoriented, she takes stock of herself and her surroundings. The hum of the heater, the whistle of the wind outside the yurt, the myriad lights from the gadgets within the outpost, her cooling fans rattling her frame as they buzz as maximum capacity.
A half-arm away from her on the bunk lay Eris Morn, straight-armed and open-eyed in the darkness.
"Sorry for waking you. I had a — a nightmare."
"There's no need to apologize," Eris replies. Before they agreed to share the cot, they'd both discussed the lightness of their sleep, their tendencies toward night-terrors, so perhaps it was unfounded.
"I dreamt I killed you."
"Unforgivable." There's a wryness in her voice, a slight upturn in her mouth that eases a bit of the heaviness in Elsie's chest. This Eris is not the Eris of her nightmares, or the corrupted Eris of any of her countless timelines. This Eris is her confidante, and comrade against the Darkness.
"I saw the tower . . . the deep stone crypt. Not the Deep Stone Crypt, the one from our dreams."
"Eriana spoke of it." Sadness in her voice, but tenderness too. "May your next dream be of elysian fields. Of gentle passage to the tower."
Elsie rolls onto her back and rests her head against the pillow, fans powering down as her heatsinks dissipate built-up warmth. Powering off her optics, she settles in for what she prays will be a peaceful rest. "Thank you Eris. I hope so too."
#DESTINYTOBER24#destiny 2#eris morn#elsie bray#(sings) lets all go to the tower! let's all go to the tower! let's all go to the tower to get traumatized by our exo subroutines~~#synnth fic
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"TRON: Ares will feature characters going into the real world"
Tron's biggest issue aside from Disney's horrendous timing (for anniversaries or reboots) and inability to actually promote the IP, is that computers and the very concept of the internet are no longer the mysteries they once were back in the 80s and 90s.
Where TRON failed to capitalize on a very young audience's curiosity about the internet (and technology), things like ReBoot and other series like Digimon, Batman Beyond, and Code Lyoko, occupied that space to different degrees.
(I think TRON 2.0. was in a place to capitalize on my demographic, but the lack of promotion and prerequisite of having to watch the original film was probably a bigger barrier to entry than desirable in the 2000s. Being an FPS probably didn't help either given the era was more third-person or platform-geared.)
I think the growing computer and internet literacy issue hitting later generations rn (intentionally manufactured by tech companies) is something I think a TRON story could use to its advantage. Ain't nobody thinking that deeply, though.
Digital characters entering the real world was always an idea I thought shattered the suspension of disbelief for an already out-there concept. That TRON: Legacy never actually got the chance to execute that goofiness was a blessing in disguise.
Alas, Disney's obsession with pushing IP in directions that don't suit it remains steadfast.
#subroutine fic#tron ares#computer literacy#disney#tron 1982#pretty sure jared leto is still attached to this so Im not interested to boot
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Admittedly it really doesn't help my "often mistaken for an employee" issue that my immediate instinctual response to "can I ask you a question?" is *pitching voice up politely* "of course! :)"
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in ‘author author’ when b’elanna’s call time is about to run out and seven is very sweetly like “you have 30 more seconds <3” vs when the doctor’s time is up and seven abruptly cuts off the call mid sentence and is like “you’ve had enough time bitch”
#i just rewatched this episode in case you couldn’t tell#seven is on a quest to absolutely eviserate the doctor’s ego#that episode where they send him back to the alpha quadrant to help doctor zimmerman and seven is casually deleting a bunch of subroutines#and he’s like ‘what about my painting skills? my opera??’#and she’s like ‘bitch do i look like i care’#star trek#voyager
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I could never make an Akechi headcanons iceberg meme because it'd be 14-15 images long and end with completely insane statements that actually make sense but require half a textbook of supplemental material to explain.
And afterwards they'd humanely euthanize me for terminal brainrot.
#akechi touma#a part of my brain is dedicated to thinking about him 24/7 and occasionally surprising the rest of me with an insane but correct new fact#brainrot subroutine#nopsi nonsense#Akechi posting
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Hey so why did nobody tell me Silicon Valley was fucking gay
#talking avout the tv show I have no idea what happens in the actual capital of capitalism#you're code gay????? you're gay for my code????? you wanna fuck my code???#hello??????????????#this feels like the lighthearted romcom tsn deserved to fight the angst of well tsn#you're code gay. would you like to masturbate to the subroutine I just wrote. in season 1. season 1 I tell you.#dinesh and gilfoyle gay sex would be less gay.#dinfoyle#dinesh chugtai#bertram gilfoyle#dinesh#gilfoyle#silicon valley#silicon valley hbo
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s t a r t r e k t h e n e x t g e n e r a t i o n created by gene roddenberry [in theory, s4ep25]
'What's wrong with you tonight?' - jenna
'My most recent self-diagnostic revealed no malfunctions. Perhaps there is something wrong with you.' - data
'I've never seen you behave so foolishly. Why are you doing this?' - jenna
'You don't tell me how to behave. You're not my mother.' - data
#star trek#star trek the next generation#the next generation#gene roddenberry#tng season 4#the next generation season 4#tng in theory#in theory#lot: st tng season 4 ep 25/26 (ep 99/178)#brent spiner#Michele Scarabelli#data#Jenna D'Sora#Romantic Subroutine // Lovers Quarrel#latest tng posts
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You have to excuse the amount of posting/reblogging about AI art discourse I do it's just that I'm a longtime lover of chatbots and (allegedly) (diagnosed by others) (only the 4 so far) autistic so naturally the sudden fearmongering shift has somewhat irritated me. Subscribe to my Patreon to read the outline of the incestuous robot story I'm working on
#txt#I'll make an actual advertisement post shortly I'm just astounded by how nice everyone is about my personal white whale.#subroutine
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I see a well written yes man and I go


#sorry gamers!#i have fully remembered how special securitrons are to me! l#its not normal levels!#i love post upgrade Yes being like a total flip of a coin#but i am EATING the idea od falling back heavily on pasr subroutines and behaviors becauss thats so HUMAN
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cat person maybe dog person not really but rat person Unequivocally
#i did not ever consider rats as pets until a friend of mine got some but now i'm fully sold on them#maybe my favorite domesticated animal#to me their little inquisitive faces and tiny hands are so charming; they're just little guys!#and they are so goofy shaped; real life squash and stretch physics#and even though they don't seem to have a lot of subroutines other than look for food or bother fellow rats#they're smart and generally good natured and they react so enthusiastically to things they enjoy#i've never been so honored by a pet's trust as when it comes from a rat cuddling into my hand or bruxing while I'm petting him#these are prey animals!! they are wary by nature! and they trust ME... augh!#i also love cats enough to for sure want to have one so idk if I'll ever get rats of my own (esp bc my qpp isn't the hugest rat fan)#but i truly love rats like no other pet#they're like the dogs of the rodent world to me. such capacity for love and joy#cats are kind of assholes even when they love you and i love that about them but i have to respect that they have their own thing going on#but rats have no such arrogance. they are just little guys and it doesn't bother them at all#sometimes a little tear comes to my eye when i see too many rat pictures#they're just so good
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new sources of guilt for today:
fell asleep on the couch last night, could not be woken up enough to move, slept on couch for most of night before eventually regaining consciousness and going to bed
because set alarm in context of above, did not remember that i was going to need to get up with or before 🌸 in order to buy milk; accordingly 🌸 bought milk
allowed my dad’s insane thing about vacations to actually come out of my stupid mouth, have probably defused but will maybe have to re-defuse again later, 🌸 took it gracefully but jesus fucking christ
it’s not like i needed another reason to add to the list of reasons that it’s intrinsically impossible for me to stop doing this job but i’m pretty sure i’m hanging on to 🌸’s parents’ tolerance primarily through an adequate display of aspiration to upward mobility and quitting my phd would really bring my, um, solidly middle-class doesn’t-know-about-financial-instruments uncouth jewish executive dysfunction qualities back into the foreground
#box opener#it's a shame that you. can't ever stop doing a phd. because you also secured unpausable funding#and have no other skills#and all the jobs you're networked for make way more sense for a person to pursue. with a phd in hand already. even if theyre not The Job#and if you just go try to do something like . idk. teach. temp work. something not insanity inducing#you are also going to have to find out what happens when you actually for real disagree with your girlfriend's parents about something.#and once you stop doing any of this for even a second. you cannot ever go back to doing it. even the lower-prestige bits that don't totally#miserably suck.#even those are barred to you if you commit the sin of harm reduction quitting#i guess i could make up. a reason i need medical leave. i could........... break a leg on purpose. except that severer physical disability#also seems like a trigger for the 🌸's parents subroutine. so who fucking knows jesus
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IMPORTANT NOTE: "Subroutine" and Archive of Our Own
Subroutine and all its related stories are no longer available on Archive of Our Own. I will not passively or actively support the website's Zionist leanings on top of denying the active genocide (by calling those declarations an "antisemitic trope") going on in occupied Palestine.
I'd say that was a tough choice, but honestly?
I'm glad to be away from that cesspool.
I urge anyone to withhold monetary or publication support from the OTW/AO3. Name and shame them, because they've already done a bang up job of suppressing their actions, and uncritical AO3 supporters are complicit in helping them do that.
Remember to:
Listen to and amplify the voices of Palestinians on the ground (wizard_bisan1, motaz_azaiza, ismail.jood) or in the diaspora (iamsbeih, anat_international, byplestia).
Read about the history and culture of Palestine.
Support LGBT+ Palestinian voices pushing against US and Zionist peddling of Pinkwashing, Islamophobia, and anti-Arab stereotypes (of pre/post-9/11 xenophobia that allowed them to invade the Middle East and destroy millions of lives)
Boycott, Divest, and Sanction all parties and actors (lit., actors) involved with the genocide of Palestine, it's people, land, history, and culture. Yes, that means local, non-profits, or non-corps offering sympathy or monetary support of the Zionist movement and all forms of military or government bodies here in the states or abroad.
Do your research: visit the Palestine Archive, Palestine Academy, Decolonize Palestine.
Support organizations like Jewish Voices For Peace and Students for Justice for Palestine.
Call your representatives and demand they vote no on the numerous anti-Arab/Palestine bills or resolutions Zionist organizations such as the ADL and AIPAC are trying to push through. Keep calling them, make yourself a nuisance to these people.
Look into projects like Open Secrets, Olive Grove, Vote Socialist 2024, and in general, become more involved in your community and general elections. Look into what unions like United Auto Workers (UAW) and [Iowa City] Starbucks Workers United (SWU) are doing with regards to Palestine.
Look into supporting Unions working toward a General Strike.
Support anti-Zionist Jewish voices (sexualityscholar). They're gonna be your best source on why you shouldn't support a white nationalist movement that's, in part, responsible for the spikes in Islamophobia and antisemitism across the world.
Support Pro-Palestine content creators (realgodivagoddess, jupiterbaal, blacademics) trying to raise awareness about the genocide going on right now, but avoid grifters like Shaun King (aka, Talcum X/Yasser Arafraud).
Support news publications like Aljazeera or Jewish Currents who are covering the ongoing genocide and pushing back against disinformation and misinformation peddled by ADL and AIPAC.
Avoid Zionist websites like Facts for Peace and Jewbelong (dot org). - Honestly, start using adblockers to avoid being blasted by Zionist ads on YouTube, and etc.
Download the No Thanks app, and use bdnaash to avoid Pro-Zionist brands.
Be wary of/avoid Washington Post/Times, LA Times, BBC, Sky News, the Guardian, ABC News, WBAL CH11, JZ13, CNN, Fox News (srsly), or any other legacy news org. They are actively aiding in the misinformation and disinformation campaign against the Palestinians, and have fired news anchors or journalists questioning the Zionist agenda.
Watch Israelism, Tantura, and Palestinian cinema/films (GQME, PC).
Read the Goldstone Report, IMEU article on broken ceasefires, amnesty internationals report of illegal settlements in Palestine
Look into ongoing genocides or destabilization efforts in Haiti (bertrhude, flowerboyserge), Sudan (bsonblast), Lebanon (meriam awada), Syria (AJ), the Democratic Republic of Congo (sincerelysparrow), Yemen (AJ), etc., going across the Global South. Look at who the common actors are, who benefits from this chaos.
Archive and save all information about this current genocide and cultural history of Palestine. Because they will be trying to rewrite the story, and are doing it as we speak.
There are some just a few of the things you can do to support Palestine and support your own liberation from systems that have brought most of to the brink of poverty, zero job security, lack of proper healthcare, the destruction of our education system, erosion of free speech, and houselessness.
Happy New Year.
#author's note#subroutine fic#tron 2.0#fanfiction#archive of our own#tron legacy#tron 1982#fandom: meta
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