#suck it rat 💀💀💀

[annieqattheperipheral]

habs fan RR you are simply wonderful

well yea they don't want visitors using their town as the province landfill

[rotting-butterscotch]

so this is gonna be super random but i was just re-watching b99 (for the, like, 5th time) and i just noticed something in one of the episodes, not sure if im right about it buut ill mention it anyways :P

so in s7 ep3 "Pimemento", if you go to this timestamp (16:15- 16:32) and you listen real close to the music in the tattoo shop, you'll hear one of the vulture's band's songs playing in the background, uhh what was it called again? mom's in the shower? yeah anyways i might be wrong but i thought it was pretty cool :3

[one-beer-is-not-enough]

Hi!!! You are my favorite bully artist for so long and I saw you create an oc, he’s so amazing, I can’t— 😩❤️❤️ I’m too shy, but I was wonder how he can interact with my prep ocs Mary, Oliver, Margaret and Claudette (or you can choose one of them). Also I wonder if you draw requests, my big pleasure would be to see one of my silly ocs in your great style 🙏 I luv u 💗

Hello! Thank you, you're very sweet <33 I got a funny idea for Mary and Marcel, hope you like it!

I wrote the interactions for all four under the cut :)

Mary:

Marcel will be a little wary of her. It’s suspicious that she’s so nice… and also a prep. It doesn’t make sense to him. He thinks she has ulterior motives and it takes a lot to convince him otherwise. He’s polite enough, but keeps his distance, which I imagine would irk Mary, seeing as she wants to be liked by everyone she meets.

In spite of this attitude they have quite a few things in common, like art and films, so it shouldn’t be too difficult to break the ice over time. Maybe at one of the parties Mary throws, or in art class if they happen to sit close to each other. Marcel puts on this delusional act about his art so that he can act unbothered when others insult it, but with Mary he might be honest for once and even ask for advice when it’s just them. He’s floored by her skill and often nags her to show him her sketchbooks.

Pinky always drags Marcel along on her shopping trips to carry her things for her like a pack mule, so he is 100% there when she goes out in town with Mary. Whether they care about the stuff he overhears, I have no idea lol

They’re both in the “I wanna be friends with the greasers but I can’t” club, so I could see them complaining about it, maybe even teaming up to approach one of the greasers (and probably fail to even have a conversation)

Marcel roots for her to get together with Gord, mainly so he doesn’t have to see either of them in a relationship with a cousin anytime soon. He does grow to think they look pretty sweet together and is frankly a little jealous

Overall, Marcel treats her respectfully and admires her skill in art, but wouldn’t interact that much with her outside of group gatherings, their personalities are just very different.

Oliver

Marcel is once again skeptical of him, just like with Mary. It’s probably mutual, since Marcel doesn’t act like the typical prep either. Since they’re both quite mistrusting with strangers, it’s unlikely they’d ever spend enough time together to form a friendship. At the very least, Marcel treats him with respect stemming from loyalty to the clique.

If he sees Oliver around the nerds too much, though, he’ll grow disdainful and take him aside at some point to question his motives. Marcel fully expects the nerds to use any shred of information anybody gives them, so he fears Oliver might be a rat or something (he watches too many mafia movies)

They both suck at drawing and probably won’t even know they have this in common until they have to present an art project or something in class lmao. It’d be funny if they’re both like, “Wow this guy sucks!” Meanwhile Mary is displaying a masterpiece next to their glorified stickmen

Margaret

I think they’d be either neutral or sworn enemies. They’re both blunt and straight to the point, so they definitely escalade to arguments regardless of whether they get along or not

Marcel will forever ridicule her for being in a relationship with Bif, since the two boys are kind of frenemies? When Margaret talks about Bif, he literally goes “Blah blah blah-” and parrots her sentences back in a high-pitched voice (like a 12 year old). And then gets pissed when she mocks him back in regards to Derby. Complete hypocrite 💀

I think they would interact even more often that they’d like, since Margaret is on the cheerleading team along with his sister Sofia. Meaning he sometimes gets dragged along to some jock hangouts and even parties where Margaret might also be

Since Margaret is a huge gossip girl, she would probably start some rumors about Marcel, especially if he pisses her off. I mean, there’s so many things you can overhear in the Harrington House lol

Honestly I’m not sure, Margaret really hates the greasers and their behavior, and Marcel isn’t very far off from them in terms of everything but wealth and clothing. So she either tolerates him, or absolutely despises his ass lmao

Claudette

Claudette… would probably have a bad opinion of Marcel. He doesn’t do himself any favors by getting into fights and often being rude to those around him. At the same time, Claudette’s knowledge in psychology would allow her to figure out some of his underlying issues and the possible reasons for his behavior that may not be so obvious to the average person

If Marcel somehow finds out she can’t stand Derby, his view of her is plummeting instantly. He’s a stupid simp and can't comprehend how a prep would hate their clique leader… But as long as she doesn’t outright insult Derby, Marcel will learn to live with it. At worst they just give each other the silent treatment

The one thing they have in common seems to be their music taste. I could see them overhearing a song on the radio they both like and immediately forgetting about their issues just to yap about their favorite musicians for a good minute lol

Marcel cares a lot about his grades (out of fear), and while he’s normally too prideful to ask for help, in desperate times he might swallow that pride and ask Claudette for help studying, as she’s known for her good performance within their clique.

[sweet-caress-of-twilight]

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mid

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#classism tw

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I'm not classist, my best pal is a street rat

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Actually, we prefer the term "mouse" - Bernard

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I don't believe it, another "piss on the poor" moment? I'm not even talking about you dawg 💀

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#aladdin horny heritage posts

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Hercules

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save me Hercules

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uhm,,,,this entire dashboard is rife with sin and degeneracy. Do you all have no shame?

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Sorry that was Djali typing anyway OP literally tried to burn me at the stake for being Romani????

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And I would do it again to cleanse the world of your wickedness! You flaunt your heresy and expect us to applaud?

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how about you keep that energy when you look in the mirror? cause last i checked, your obsession with me wasn’t exactly “holy”

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You dare speak to me of obsession? I shall have you blocked and reported from this webbed site!

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frollo got termed lmao sucks to suck

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Guys, I have a theory: I think Baloo and Little John are the same person. I mean, have we ever seen them online at the same time?

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You know, Little John did get termed recently....

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Um this is extremely offensive to people who have been put under sleeping spells??????

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Excuse me, Simba, but Aurora has been putting under a sleeping spell, as have I. Please don't spread negativity here :(

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plsushthepostistreu - Sleepy

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you know that by being sleepy, you're appropriating the culture of those who have been put under sleeping spells?????

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so...just fuck being tired, I guess?

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anyone in this thread smoke weed

[willowwee]

I gotta geek out over My Greasefire Life 4 here for a moment:

Idk if I'm deaf or if im hearing wrong or im tweaking but i swear i heard Lena calling Thad 'Thaddy' it sounds so cute wtf😭😭

I LOVE LYNN AND KELSEY💗💗💗💗 THEYRE NOT EVEN IN HALF OF THE VIDEO BUT I LOVE THEM SMMMMM💗💗💗

I know Lynn and Kelsey are MORTIFIED when they saw Ashley face to face for the first time 😭 (i wonder if Ashley knew but decided to keep quiet)

My man Ashley was going through it 😭

Lexi got my boy singing alternative lyrics for Mitski he is HOOKED free my boy from the clutches of Lexi

I love how even tho Ash is aware that Lexi is evil, he was probably still heartbroken about the breakup and the cheating 😭 like those 2 years got wasted huh

I wonder how the scene of Lynn qnd Kelsey dragging Ash out of his pit of despair looked like. I know Denny's at the side like 🧍‍♂️

Ash before Dennys arrived: 😓💔. Ash after Dennys arrived: ☺️💗

SHOWERING BRUSHING UR TEEF SHAVING ALL AT THE SAME TIME IS WILD.

'Dennys can u pick an outfit for me to wear' My denny's being a major fashion nerd: my time has come

I love how Denny's sprayed Ash hair with no warning (gotta love hairstyle that comes with pain)

If that bouncer wont let us in I thought denny's and ash bout to have another BADA BING BADA BOOM👊👊

Duke Dandy and Thad used to getting it on rlly got me unexpected enough to make a whole post abt me being bamboozled over it before finishing the whole video

'I screamed into the void and somehow I got friendship' yea sounds like life fr

Producers giving me mad agent mintz and agent peppers vibes

'U ROAST THE PEOPLE?????' HE SOUNDED SO HORRIFIED 😭😭😭

'Duke dandy is gay???? Like... gay as in gay?? Or gay gay...' this got me laughing quietly 😭😭

'Whos dick did u have to suck' denny's better than me I'd lose my shit

'I forgive u for making a scene at the yoga class' now i know denny's werent even thinking for apologising💀💀 THIS BITCH TALKED SHIT ABT US AND DIDNT EVEN APOLOGISED FOR IT

Lexi fr giving me headache I've dealt people like her before LEXI TESTING MY PATIENCE

AINT NO WAY LEXI TALKING SHIT BOUT MY GIRLS LYNN AND KELSEY ITS ON SIGHT👊👊👊

'I'm a girls girl' AND PROCEEDED TO TALK SHIT BOUT MY GIRLS U FAKER

Ash was KILLING IT

I knew it was going too good the producers fr rolled up with the Racist #3 on the spot, prepared and all😭😭

My denny's staring hard at Ash and the producers after seeing the script

NEW JERSEY RATS MENTIONED🗣🗣 I have a feeling the producers changed a few stuff in New Jersey Rats cause who the hell yelled a slur before they died 💀💀 or maybe the script was for a different movie idk

For the first time ever the video ended with Ash not getting fucked over by something💀💀

[devilmokujin]

i also think that it takes a lot of skill and also it is very subjective over whether or not a story's main protagonist manages to balance the line of being incredibly horrible and evil and unlikable and extremely bigoted on about every single front ever.... and still being enjoyable to either play or follow the story with or both and i think phelps is literally just the shining example of that. like god he sucks. he sucks soooooooo bad he's literally some absolute white liberal who thinks because he can quote the most famous line from hamlet he's more educated and operating at a higher moral and ethical level than everybody around him even tho bekowski literally calls him out for being extremely racist to specifically black and latino citizens amongst traffic patrol like even moreso than himself and he literally got commended for gunning down those same people (keep in mind most of them were teens/children) during the ZOOTER RIOTS 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 and he joined the army during wwii bc he wanted to Do His Part For His Country but it wasn't even the army it was the marines and even then he wasnt even a foot soldier he signed up to be some pansy ass middling nepo baby sit-down officer GODDDDD HE SUCKSSSSS ON ALL FRONTSSSSS BUT IT'S LITERALLY AWESOME BC THE GAME HAS SOOOO MUCH CONTEMPT FOR HIMMMMM all throughout the fucking story and thank GOD it doesnt end all hopepunk where biggs makes a phone call and then turns to you the player and tells you that the best thing you can do to fight fascism is to stay as a cop forever because he just drowns like the world's most pathetic ugliest diseased rat in the sewers AND EVERYBODY CHEERED!!!!!!

[murfpersonalblog]

IWTV S2 Ep8 Musings - Loumand (Spoilers)

This was so effed up, wow; I'm FURIOUS with Armand, even though I've been expecting this from him since Season 1. Cuz the ish he said just never lined up right; the most unreliable narrator's been Armand the whole time! Louis' brain is scrambled, but at least he's SINCERE. But THIS mofo has been deliberately LYING since JUMP.

Longest divorce proceedings ever--took 77 years, dang. Armand said it was the night Madeleine was turned--Mr. They Gave Me A Choice. I Chose. But that's a effing lie, too!

Cuz in Ep6, BEFORE Louis even told Armand he was gonna turn Madz, Santiago was busy committing all those "strange crimes reported;" climbing the Eiffel Tower to wake up Lestat, and breaking into cinemas to steal their color film reels for the Trial's projector.

They threw Sam under the bus as if HE wrote effed up Trial script--but THIS was when they actually started writing it--with ARMAND's input & direction.

But I'm jumping ahead.

WTF is going on here?! O_O Is this a human the Theatre keeps around for the plays, zoned out so they stay alive until they're on stage? So Armand's punishment is the shame of having to feed the "cattle"? And HOW MANY nights was Lou in there? :(

Louis was locked up for over a MONTH!? 😨 While Armand just SAT THERE?!

Lou's not screaming from starvation, MORON--he starved himself for YEARS. His DAUGHTER is DEAD.

The frame of Paul is wild--Louis was ready to end it all. U_U He didn't want to be "rescued"--he wanted his baby girl back. "What was left to endure for?"

Man's a consummate actor--everything you're about to see is FAKE.

A "sacrifice" for the "god" Armand serves, eh? (AMC got my guy out here sucking on rocks, omg. XD I hope they taste like chips or popcorn or something.)

Louis CONSTANTLY shushing people on this show, I love it!

LIES. Lou's WAY too good for Armand; I'd've been like SURPRISE! 🔥 "My rage and madness were asleep--" chile. You loved Armand, and thought he'd cared enough to save you, which is why you were able to swallow that weak AF I Could Not Prevent It excuse from a 500 yr old vamp.

Daniel is on the hunt! I LOVE how they're introducing Raglan like he's just some kindly ole assistant/researcher/editor. Honey, you've got a big storm coming! "Reciprocation"--Daniel's a vampire now, so you KNOW Raglan's gonna start cashing in them I-O-Us from Dan! 💀

77 years later.... 😬

200 years is a mighty long time to maintain a relationship built on death threats, power imbalances, and lies.

Lestat was right--even 77 years was a effing miracle--extra time bought at the price of Louis' memories being oh-so-conveniently erased.

THEY rehearsed it--LIE. There Armand goes, deflecting culpability.

Louis sleeping in Claudia's coffin, stop, my feels. U_U

Omfg Armand; of COURSE you don't remember the last thing y'all said to e/o in Paris b4 y'all left Lestat to travel Egypt--but you can "remember" alllll this other bullcrap, eh?

So they've already done Trinity Gate?

BY ALL MEANS. EXPOSE THEM.

Not Sam being in Daftpunk, y'all need to stop IMMEDIATELY. (But now I know wtf was going on in the Season 3 announcement--I was so confused why they were mentioning Sam!)

ARMAND told the coven to let the audience read Claudia's diaries and VIOLATE her body (of work), omfg 😱

Mr Frankenstein disrespected her at EVERY turn!

I could forgive spitting over "Come to Me" and how Loustat met in NOLA, but I draw the line at spitting at adding the animation of Lestat killing that dear sweet racoon! XD

Armand had the NERVE to look away when they bum-rushed Claudia & Louis with the Mind Gift.

"It's their turn to hurt--" ARMAND said he didn't think Louis would love him for 200 years, so he SOLD THEM TF OUT--to DIE.

They were HOBBLING AROUND WITH GASHED ANKLES, LAUGHED at, and stuffed in RAT BOXES! And ARMAND was in on the whole thing!

This is WILD, AMC, y'all are sick for this, but I love it!

Is DANIEL using Armand's "slave name" and abusing him, y'all? HUH? It's all BULLCRAP--Armand's BEEN in control, with all the real power the WHOLE. EFFING. TIME.

EFF what you call him, or whatever kinky ROLES he PLAYS.

ARMAND decides who lives and dies, as THE coven master--eff who's called Maitre!

Armand was gonna let Lou DIE. "He just took credit for it when the opportunity presented itself." Wow.

He let Louis suffer in that crypt for over a MONTH before he FINALLY had a change of hear/conscience and pulled him out!

And even then he wasn't gonna go WITH Louis--he expected Louis to flee Paris! ALONE.

He stayed with Louis cuz Louis destroyed his whole effing coven! Who else did Armand HAVE but Louis after that? HE CHOSE THE COVEN.

Poor dear; he wasn't held enough between ritualistic fledgling executions. 🙄😒 "We are teachers of one another! Louis, everything that gives you happiness gives me...." WHAT? What does it give you, Armand? (I cannot WAIT for S3 to do more DM, cuz I've been HATING Armand connected in any way to Louis & Claudia. I don't like not liking Armand; he's my fave book character! But AMC's bound & determined to make me spit every time he starts talking.)

Excellent grounds to get the house, the dog, the Farm, Damek, AND Rashid in the divorce! XD

And this gremlin's got the audacity to STILL be lying, even when caught LITERALLY red-handed with his notes to Santiago in the effing margins--meanwhile CLAUDIA was CONDEMNED TO DEATH for premeditating Lestat's death in HER written diaries--which ARMAND had passed around like candy at his carnival of horrors!

"An insignificant detail delivered by an insignificant mortal"--Rolin must hate Armand, he's not giving this dude an INCH. XD And SAM delivered it, not Daniel. SAM snitched on the coven. (WHEN?! And WHY?)

I don't like the whole "you should fear the other one--" only for Raglan to be like SOS GET OUT OF THERE NOW. Didn't Raglan know Armand was lying his arse off? Or was it misdirection--fear Louis' retribution when he busts a cap in Armand's lying arse?

DanLou nation RISE! ^0^

This was beautiful; I'm so happy for them. They started off TERRIBLY, but look at that bond just blossom like a magnolia tree Armand tried to clip and prune and graft and manipulate--only for it to flourish wild and free!

[themightymoose]

What Did You Say?

Since when did this become a horror movie

Wait

Oh my god it's the humarian episode isn't it

Lmao the pets chasing after a ball

Sometimes I truly forget the pets are just silly little creatures half the time

They're so happy to see herrrrrrr 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Also don't think I didn't notice Pepper licking Blythe's face and snuggling up to her

I'm only observant about the important things I guess

Wtf is that voice Vinnie is using

It doesn't feel right coming out of his mouth

Damn he's a sassy guy today

Blythe calling the pets her pet buddies

Blythe I think you're gonna get hearing loss doing that

Oh so it was Sunil who came up with the name

They're so concerned for her I love them

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

This chorus goes so hard though

Also why do they assume Russell is a "humanarian"

Sunil is still doing the robot

I love Russell's look in this song

Now I wish Vinnie was here so we could see what he'd look like

Why are you guys chasing him this looks so threatening

I love the way Russell yells animal

Vinnie is still trying to get that fly I see

Huh I guess Vinnie's dead

His scream 💀

The flys are helping the guy who was trying to actively kill them

Love them for that

Them all just collectively shrugging when asked about Vinnie

Damn Minka you did not have to roast Blythe like that

Not Vinnie being a tourist

He's so scared

Them playing cards

Sunil just being 100% on board with putting a deadly snake in her room

No Zoe

Pepper being the only one actively concerned about Vinnie's whereabouts

Vinnie if you were a human you'd definitely get mugged

Vinnie is literally on the verge of tears this is legit traumatizing for him

Blythe is so fucking sad

Sunil what the fuck that is your bestie you should be the most concerned

These little shits

Except for Russell

And maybe Pepper because she at least brought attention to the fact that he was fucking missing

The knocking sound against Vinnie's head

Dude sounds so dejected

Oh god

I think Vinnie just got kidnapped

Vinnie is honestly slaying that outfit

Also not Vinnie blaming himself

I mean....

I don't like this child she is inflicting psychological torment onto Vinnie

This child is trying to commit manslaughter

Sucks for her

I knew the medicine had something to do with it

Huh so they do care

Could've fooled me

VINNIE AND PEPPER HUGGGINGGGGGGGG

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

They are everything to me

I love this rat

[theemissuniverse]

How in hell's name are you not gonna give us Havik smut but you gonna give us that breath stank Shao Kahn? The man who def got flamed by two donkeys when walking to the store and one of them smacked you in the forehead f*ckboy and then smacked in the booty cheeks f*ckboy that dirty as sh*t boy. Every time he breaths he gets bullied by 10 white kids that say you gay behind the bus. He probably sucks d*ck. He got hit by two frozen packs when he walked into the store. I caught him downstairs with 17 naked mole rats doing the Harlem shake in his basement. His grandmother def died in a wheelchair. The mole rat doing the Harlem shake on his grandma's coochie beard. I 100% caught him jerking off in a porta potty with a Thanos gauntlet on while his wife got simultaneously butt f*cked by a clan of chimpanzees dressed up as the Wiggles while she was snorting fucking cotton candy g fuel off the back of a dirty bathtub with his dirty *ss. (100% Shao Kahn slander)...Some Havik smut, please?💋

You literally just made me not want to write Havik even more 💀 like did you think that was going to convince me? Lmao

[delta-lethonomia]

Sometimes I get intrusive thoughts about writing an isekai fanfic. Not just the classic “oh, modern girl in fantasy land, hey let’s talk cross-cultural anthropology” fic

But the “heyyyy Astarion your life sucks because Steve Rooney wrote it that way” type fic

And then usually there’s a friend who comes with me, or maybe I get transported with a bag containing a few choice items, but inevitably fanfic comes up

And I must confess my sins. Either my friend rats me out, or Raphael does (as he’s evidently a fanfic writer himself (see his autobiography)) and I have to look Astarion in the eye and confess what I’ve written about him, the way I’ve chosen to depict him, my thoughts on his inner nature and past

And I die every fucking time. Brain why do you do this I was trying to eat my protein bar in peace

Anyway I wish I was going to therapy right now because there has to be some deep-rooted shame kink or something to unpick here because I’d really like to stop having this thought lmao 😅😅😅💀

[slytheerin]

Meet the Marauder Men in Coming Home!

James "Prongs" Potter ▪︎ 27-30 ▪︎ Half-🇫🇷 Half-🇮🇹

Mum friend of the group, James lives up to his nickname ("the housewife", that Regulus hates from the moment he starts living with the group). The house belongs to him, and we may as well say the kitchen is his domain. He will take any recipe from his loved ones, make them, and will make sure everyone is fed, full, feels welcome 💛 BUT he may be French/Italian, don't tease him on wine or coffee, he doesn't know his shit.

Peter "Wormtail" Pettigrew ▪︎ 27-30 ▪︎ 🇬🇧

Cards, boards games, and drunk truth or dares, Peter is the life of the party! He made his hobby a renowned streamer career on twitch, where he has cute little rat emotes and his go-to game is League of Legend (RIP, Remus would say 💀). He mostly plays with Gideon, but since Reg has joined the house, he drags him, Barty and Dorcas, to play sometimes. He could feed only on cereals if he could, so maybe, don't leave him unsupervised.

Remus "Moony" Lupin ▪︎ 27-30 ▪︎ 🇬🇧

Don't let his tranquil mood and wise words fool you. Remus may be the embodiment of the perfect life; a peaceful 9-5 at the local museum, a rather handsome boyfriend, and loyal people around him, he has it in him to push everyone past their limits so they could keep enjoying the simple things. Always testing new hobby every morning, he's kind of a hoarder at heart (and yes, the Marauders will complain!).

Sirius "Padfoot" Black ▪︎ 26,5-30 ▪︎ Half-🇫🇷 Half-🇬🇧

After chaotic teenage years, Sirius made amends about his past. His brother comes first, no matter what, and even more after his accident - He's the reason why Reg has come back living with them. With his inheritance from his uncle, he bought a small record shop that he manages with Mary and Marlene who share the same interest. He's funny and loud, but he sucks at games. Everyone knows him as a sore loser and so should you.

➤ Read "Coming Home" here.

🔸 To read when you want: Fluff Jegulus. Something cute after an angsty read. A warm hug. Sirius taking care of his brother healing. Soft Regulus x Soft James. People making amends after their past errors. A sense of belonging. A “found-family” feeling and silly moments between roommates/friends 💛

🔸 More short-stories to come in the serie (not now, but it's planned).

[blizzardstarx]

Snakeeyes/star of StoneClan! @castiels-destiny

His design is kinda based off of a diamondback rattlesnake’s and also Arbok? (the eyes on his neck)

Anyways uh. I need to refigure out his lore because I forgot, but he’s caught a big, long adder for prey as an apprentice at Adders’ Rock which impressed his clan. He also likes eating snakes lol and is a descendant of the founder of StoneClan, Adderstar (he gets his snake catching skills from him). Also (making this up rn) during a rat invasion, he had the idea to wrangle the snakes from Adders Rock to kill them lmao which worked

i swore i had a photo of an old drawing saved of him :/ but he was a lighter brown and still had a lot of triangles and diamonds

he also was a bit more chill and relaxed, but im changing his personality a bit to contrast with Gingerstar and Blizzardstar to be more energetic and confident, hes also a bit of a prankster

i love Snakestar sm, and his name <3 i remember when i had “likes eating snakes” in his bio and people would say that its cannibalism 💀😭😭😭 i miss the old warrior cats skyclan territory roblox days (wcue’s developers and playerbase sucks ass)

[cocozydiaries]

Can you tell me more about your mha dr please?

HIII tysm for the ask!!

noticed two mha related asks really close to each other? anon are you the same person twice🤨

okay okay if ur not new here u probably know i did post about my mha dr before BUT THAT POST WAS AWFUL so now it’s deleted and gone. sorry😞

Honestly with my updated version i’ve just kept most things kinda vague. Don’t get me wrong I love scripting, but i don’t do it that much anymore coz now i just let my subconscious handle it so my scripts are kinda empty.

I do still script, just less but dw i’ll share what i have!! I love over sharing🫶

be warned this is unorganised asf since i wrote it all at like 2am😭

My dr name (spoiler alert i don’t have one):

even tho i think names are very important I haven’t picked a name for myself in any of my drs💀. Partly coz I wanna be surprised but also partly coz just coz i’m lazy.

I did however script that my name suits me and has a nice meaning. I also scripted that my siblings and i all have the same first letter of our names (smth we have here!) but my parents also have different names for each of us, like a sorta nickname (mine is yara coz i have a love/hate relationship with butterflies)

Onto actual stuff related to my mha dr. Also probably the only thing you really care about smh. yeah ik your intentions anon🙄

Quirks!!

soooo basically quirk basically siren/mermaid irl?? tbh idk but the main thing (aside from occasionally cosplaying as ariel) i’m basically able to shape and manipulate water. Very korra coded of me ik but she has always been my favourite.

Me, some of my siblings, and parents mostly have different quirks tho due to that fact that my parents adopted us. That’s a whole different thing tho we can get into later.

I haven’t scripted my family’s quirks because again lazy asf and wanna be surprised. I’m assuming based on their jobs they’re gonna have either powerful or really useful quirks anyhow. Just makes sense

Anywhooo onto actual mha stuff like

UA:

Idk if i’m gonna get in lmao💀 all i scripted is IF i do i’ll end up in class 1A. I did that coz i wanna know if i can get into class UA without scripting it. I mean ik i will but idk funsies ig.

I also changed the uniform coz it’s ugly asf. Honestly i just think dark blue would’ve been so much better than that vomit izuku inspired green.

i also scripted that midnight and mineta are actually chill and normal people. IM SORRY GUYS💔 but mineta is lowkey funny when he isn’t a creep and midnight is so extra i love her. i just don’t like when they’re…. icky. so i scripted that out!

and i scripted that toru gets a proper hero outfit kinda similar to mirio’s thing. makes absolutely NO sense that his hero outfit was made to adapt to his quirk but they leave my girl to freeze? nuh uh

i’ve actually scripted quite a few minor difference or things i want to happen. let me know if that’s smth you guys are interested in!!

Anyways that’s kinda it coz idk what to say… I need y’all to ask me specific questions PLS😭 i suck at answering vague stuff💔

EXAMPLE: “coco” (or yara since you lot did technically unlock a new name) “exactly what are you gonna do when you wake up in ur dr at 5:21am because you heard one of ur rat siblings cluttering around outside ur door while getting ready for school.”

how i’m feeling after checking what other people’s dr intros look like and realising i was only meant to write a couple of sentences and not explain why i picked each thing i scripted for my dr in a stupid amount of detail: 😐

i can drive in my dr btw!! can’t do that here tho. thought you should know. IDK HOW TO

[gorgeouslypink]

hi! i’m so glad you came back and i hope that you are doing amazing 💗 so grateful for you being here

idk if it’s a vent, i’m not that frustrated, but i want to share me experience and would be grateful for advice. and you can post it if you want, maybe it will be relatable and helpful for other ppl :)

i’m trying to tap into the void by combining a gateway experience meditation and delta waves (i use those) and so far, it feels… close but not quite. i do get into this very relaxed state, i begin affirming and stuff, but i kinda get distracted by my own excitement (i’m telling you girl, i feel like i’m very very close to tapping in and get excited, but idk) and i also get super impatient (and so does my body, like i feel a very strong urge to move). and there’s another little, for some reason, it gets super hard to breathe for me…

however, today i felt really floaty and almost lost sense of my body, also it felt like i was slowly sucked into something, but i couldn’t stand it all much longer…

maybe this approach really isn’t for me, but i’ve tried a lot of other stuff, and nothing seems to be, uh, compatible? i’m also doing littlemissprettyprincess’ challenge and this day is supposed to be the day i tap in but i’m not sure about that anymore 💀 (and it’s fine, really).

again, would be immensely grateful, if you read it and reply, and maybe give some advice 💕

p.s.: if you’re, by any chance, are going to do tests with other people and methods again, i would be honored to be a lab rat. maybe that’ll be my final push who knows 😃

Hi love! So the urges and uncomfortableness you feel is your body checking if you're sleeping or not before it puts your body into sleep paralysis. I think your method is a good method but obviously, it's one that takes practice, especially with dealing with sleep paralysis amongst other things. Princess's challenge is really good but you saying that you're not sure about it anymore means you aren't doing it correctly as hers is a live in the end challenge. Personally, I would recommend reading this post of mine or this one and pursue what you think is best for you. Hope this helps love!

[kirshimadenkisero]

things my friends have said, a collection (ft a couple quotes from shows/games) ((credits to my best friend for compiling them for me))

for privacy reasons i’ve censored the names

“Haha suck it (random name)!” (not entirely sure where this one came from so i’m guessing they’re talking about someone they know??)

“Smells like sour cream depression”

“I’m busy being gay”

“Birbs get bitches”

“Yes. I kill joe Biden”

“You simply have less value”

“You are a coffee bean”

“I will go full frog mode on your bitchass-“

“I don’t know how to eat abbles-“

(PS: he was eating a fukin pear 😀)

“WAIT- GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE GERMAN?!”

(offers grapes) “Sure, as long as they aren’t grape flavored”

“I’m a bitch and I’m a stitch”

“My brother is immune to getting r a n o v e r b y c a r s . . .”

“He now look like a wet rat and smell like cucumber”

“Tao Su looks like British Justin Bieber”

“#LockedUpForLife”

“He put his heart and soul into that dance”

“DO I HEAR A FUCKING MICROWAVE???”

“merry birthing”

“You stole kids candy, prepare to meet Jesus”

“Material gworl💅✨🏳️‍🌈”

“I bet it was the Shrek DVD…”

“I now know what I’m gonna get you for Christmas… t h e r a p y”

“the lake is thirsty…”

“IS STEVEN JESUS?!?!”

“where did his child go???”

“You are a spineless pretzel-“

“ŠTÄÇŸ MØVË!!!”

“Hey is that plane outside my window getting bigger???”

“Kneecaps gone. Insurance? Gieco.”

“Hippty Hoppity, get off my property”

“Are you getting your clothes from the back of Spencer’s??”

“My second wish would be a Mary Poppins bag full of fresh garlic bread”

“THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE!!”

“Mice and vanilla deer fries”

“DONALD DUCK IS THAT YOU?!!?!”

“Was that a deer??”

“Steve what are you doing here?? WHY ARE YOU IN MY LUNCHBOX-“

“I’m here to sell your kidneys”

“I ŁÏVĘ ĪÑ THË WÆTĖR!”

“Excuse me. That’s my front lawn you’re talking to.”

“I DONT KNOW I CANT COUNT 🥲”

“Why don’t I have no fingers…. (friend), did you steal my fingers again???”

“That notification sound sounded delicious. Absolutely exquisite 🤌🏽”

“Is water wet???”

“Water is crazy, you can boil in it, you can drown in it, yet we need it to survive”

“That just sounded like my sisters spine at 3:00AM 💀”

“THERES POISONOUS SKUNKS. THEY’RE MULTIPLYING AAAAAAAA”

“It’s supposed to be hot cocoa but it’s looks

s u s s y-“

“2020 part 4”

“YUO MAMMA’D YOUR LAST MIA”

“Bestie, I love you but calm down about the raisins 😀”

“I'm not alive🧍🏻‍♀️”

“Bro got sent to the shadow realm-“

“Quickly, hide the stock before the landlord finds us!!”

“Make the taxidermy dance...”

“Philza, you haven’t been collecting my wood have you?”

“ITS PHILZA MINECRAFT!! HES IN MY MINECRAFT SERVER!!!”

“I DONT KNOW, GRAB A BROWNIE OR SOMETHING.”

“What the fuck is a Spinosaurus, a dinosaur with a spine???”

“Oh, it’s weed boy”

“Hippity hops, ima call the cops 😀”

“Be right back, gotta go walk my fish-“

“WHY IS THE DOOR WALKING??”

“I gotta go fold the dishes”

“You just haven’t mastered the spoon yet”

“He wouldn’t know, he’s a pencil 😄”

“Do you see the screen? Are you sure you aren’t deaf-“

“That wasn’t powder on that donut…”

“NAPOLEON III IS A PATHETIC IDIOT WHO GETS NO BITCHES”

“My sister just brought me a penguin, and it threw up crayons”

“He’s a closeted American”

“You ain’t scared of the ocean until you see a t-posing squid”

“Ah women”

“Did Youtube find out I was religious???”

“Where’s my 15% off you rip off midget dinosaur”

“It would be funny if he choked and died” (i would like to mention this was said by my friend’s teacher)

“Don’t come to the circus tomorrow Ragatha”

“No, you aren’t a loser, you’re just colorblind”

“BOMBBB-“

“Call me a triple A battery, cause I have Anxiety, ADHD, and Autism!!”

“Bro became a vacuum cleaner 😭”

“I HATE SPLASH MOUNTAINNN!1!1!!!1!!”

“Fuck it, we ball 🏀”

“IF I RUN FAST ENOUGH, THE VOICES CANT CATCH UP”

“RED ENVELOPE FROM GRANDMA!?!? THAT MEANS MONEY!!!”

“It’s called neighbors, we are allowed to have them”

“So what. He can eat spaghetti out of his eyes”

“she wishes a broken leg upon you”

“Me and my crayons can do this shit anymore”

“Swaggy animal cruelty”

“I will temporarily sue you and your family”

“Yeehaw that motherfucker”

“Oh wow, I just killed two people”

“Whitey Kitey is MAD”

“So imagine me trying to break human skin 🥰”

“John Doe is a he/him lesbian”

“He got them string cheese bangs”

“Alas, for this is an example of the pain I must go through with this curse of immortality. Though I may never have my final breath, the price is eternal suffering”

“Cause they’ll think you’re all German Nazis who are trying to do a poison delivery”

“His birthday is on April 1st. His birthday is a joke”

“I WILL BURN YOUR COOPERATION INTO THE GROUND IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO”

“IM GOING TO SKIN THE OWNER OF RITZ ALIVE”

“A woman, in her late thirties, wearing a school issued swimsuit. Worst of all, she was rocking it” - Rae Taylor

“Isn’t your life already crumbling apart”

“ITS A FORBIDDEN MIXTURE”

“IM ON THE PODIUMMMMM”

“WHAT IS THIS. I DONT SPEAK BAGUETTE”

“Peaceful yuri in the wild”

“Buddy, I’m in normal math. Compact math people are CRACKED-“

“I CAN SEE THE AUTISM IN HIS EYES”

“Bro looks both ways when he crosses the street unwillingly”

“I don’t care when you deliver them to me. Expiration dates don’t matter to me-“

“Friendship levels?? More like Yuri levels.”

“YOU BETTER FUCKING PRAY CEO OF MAX”

“Okay I admit it. I’m guilty of slave ownership”

“She sounds like a starving Victorian child 😭”

“Now go adventurer, and have this. A gun.”

“I will paper cut your eyes in your sleep”

“THEN IM GOING FOR THAT BITCHASS WHORE AUTOCORRECT”

“HER PANTS WOULD BE ON FIRE RIGHT NOWW”

“I just want to have a friendly conversation with him, me, and my gun”

“IM GONNA TURN THE OWNER OF CHICK-FIL-A INTO ROASTED CHICKEN”

“DUDE HES GOING THROUGH A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND YOURE TALKING ABOUT TACOS”

“DAMNNIT BUBBLE I TOLD YOU THAT INVADING IRAQ WAS A BAD IDEA”

“If my dog doesn’t shut the fuck up after three strikes I will yell at her in less passive and more aggressive German.”

“Buenos días fuckboy”

“Wow, (friends name)-censorship”

“ITS NOT A PHASE MOM, BEING AN ORANGE EMO TRACK RUNNER IS MY PERSONALITY!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!”

“Oh my days, my Cheeto is turning into a cheese puff”

“I love my emo son”

“Listen, I’m not gay. That’s only on Thursdays”

“I just went up there for a bandaid and I got her toes?!!?!!”

“What did he do to deserve becoming a pretzel berry”

“I HATE YOU DREDNAW. YOU WILL BECOME AN ORPHAN ON THE STREETS”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if he burned down a convenience store, but yeah he’s nice”

“No, it’s only a very late abortion”

“THIS IS WHY GIRLS RULE AND BOYS DROOL”

“God damn it’s genetic 😨”

“It’s crustier than William Afton”

“Well, I’m gonna die anyway but red would be pretty cool”

“Not a gram of hetero blood in their veins”

“Oh the law? That’s not a thing”

“POLLINATE MY BROTHER IN HONEY”

“Do I look like I speak Beepanese?”

“I’m pretty sure I’m not even legally allowed to have this-“

“He looks like if god sniffed a line of coke and then tried to recreate Squirtle from memory” (talking about chewtle)

[p0rkbun]

I’ve cooked quite a few things by myself like lasagna and spaghetti. Just easy stuff but as soon as I make something like risotto I need to ask my mom for help, no matter how often I’ve made it😭 I actually just made soup myself for the first time and it’s going well so far (don’t wanna jinx myself)

Nah cuz I love treating myself when I’m home alone it just feels extra good. I love the shirt and it’s so comfy, I had it at my grandmas and wore it to my internship but it started smelling like animals💀 and started stinking. Don’t get me wrong I love my internship and the animals there but I don’t want this shirt too stink😭 so I took it back and it smells fine now so that’s good.

It’d be really cool if you cosplayed as Nico! It sucks that you can’t cuz your parents wouldn’t understand, you deserve to just do it for fun. I’m sure you’d look great in cosplays! I used to want to cosplay as moon knight but cosplays are mad expensive

Nah cuz one of the cookies was good but the others tasted burned💀 it’s fine tho now I know where I went wrong

My mom always end up making it whenever i ask for help in cooking. Girl where is it that it stinks like that 😭 that reminds me when I went to battambang with my parents and stayed at my aunt friend's house. Their place is basically a golfing club too, i got to golf for free and it was pretty fun but my hands got bruised from holding too tight. The place also had a pig farm at the back and it smelled so bad that i gagged. I appreciate nature a lot, a lot of times my parents bring me to the countrysides and i grew more used to the enviroment there but i'm a city rat 🐀

Thank you! I'm sure you'd look cool as moon knight :D cosplays are indeed expensive and i'm wondering why. There are many characters I wanna play especially when I can fit the cosplay with my long hair if the character has long hair so i don't have to use a wig. Good luck on your cookies next time :3