Bruce: I'm going to be doing undercover work for the League in Europe for at least 6 months, and Hal has volunteered to look after you all during that time.
Dick: Half of us are adults! I've been doing this almost twice as long as him!
Tim: So are we supposed to behave or not?
Bruce: I've come up with one rule for each of you that I would like you to follow. Other than that, I don't care
Starting with you, Dick. Do not change yours or anyone else's costume without a 2/3 majority vote from your siblings. Jason, heads belong on necks. Let's keep it that way.
Jason: It was one time!
Bruce: Technically, it was eight. Cass, if you get caught doing anything mischievous, I will be very disappointed. Tim, run all of your plans by Alfred or Duke before implementing them. They are your moral compasses for the time being. Steph, stay out of my fridge.
Steph: Shan't
Bruce: Duke, I'm going to assume that anything you do has a good reason. Don't abuse this privilege. Damian, please leave making Hal regret this to the others. If I hear that you followed him home or something along those lines, I will bench you.
Damian: It was one time!
Bruce: Aside from that, the manor and the Cave had best be standing when I return. I'm going to go prepare
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Sitting in his tree and avoiding responsibilities
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I headcannon that reason they weren’t in the movie is because they were having accidental Grandpa & Grandson bonding time.
lineart! (i like the lineart more than the colour tbh)
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