death noters i beseech thee i'm making an au you Cannot Ask Why and i am stuck on the question of... if light and L were in a different piece of media, where would they fit? same personalities but entirely different life paths.... separately. two different fictions theyre alone now. and like "side character who dies first in a horror movie" answers, not "mickey mouse from kingdom hearts"
my only real idea for light is the incredibly silly "minor antagonist in an early 2000s indie dating sim" guy who's better than y/n in most every way and is given next to no character development or thought as anything other than "obstacle you have to win the girl over from"
either that or just a background character in any anime with a highschool setting. really anywhere that his Tendencies could go completely unnoticed by the viewer, he's pretty good at the "normal smart kid" mask if you're not paying attention to him and can't read his thoughts
L is much harder because he has no regular persona to fall back on... who is he if not the nameless hands behind the screen? if not the great detective? what kind of tropes and archetypes could he fit into without suspicion??? the guy in action movies who says things in complicated phrasing so the m/c gets to say "IN ENGLISH!" ? the narration of "command" that gives you the story beats and questlog updates in a soldier-y game? idk! L fans help me
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I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
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getting older and looking at ur own ocs like okay i know i said you were like 16-19 when i made you at 13 but no fucking way. youre 25 now
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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me
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The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"
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so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication
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more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.
they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.
i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.
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can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.
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