#tee bee h

[corkscrewrawks]

nit a psotal fan but tge way u draw the corkscrew dude and the p2 dude r sosilly ^_^ i might get into postal cause of this

oh my god thats awesome ......im so so glad you like how i draw them .....

[fwoofz]

i don't drink protein shakes for the protein i drink them because I think they taste good

[apollos-boyfriend]

i think brian does his best to be a good role model for the kids however they are Little Bastards and sometimes his best is not enough. which is to say brian has snapped at least once and resorted countering one of the kids with “i fucked your dad shitlips” type of comebacks

[notetapper]

ichika looks so handsome bro she ate that up too

[shalpilot]

[low, droning tone that increases in volume to an uncomfortable degree before being abruptly cut off] okay!! i’m not going to think about that too hard!

[sergeifyodorov]

As I approach a certain Writing Milestone (almost done first draft) it is time to ask you all the question: have you ever read one of those hockey romance novels and thought "the hockey-romance balance is too skewed in favour of romance! Where is my hockey?" Because boy do I have the thing for you

[astrobei]

6:20 pm and i still have at least an hour and a half of work left to do before i can leave someone help me

[twstopinions]

i think the game would be better if instead of twisted wonderland it was freaky wonderland

what if instead of night Raven college it was called night 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 college

and instead of heartslabyul it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴slabul

and instead of savanaclaw it was savana𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

and instead of octavinelle it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂vinelle

and instead of scarabia it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴abia

and instead of pomefiore it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴fiore

and instead of ignihyde it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂hyde

and instead of diasomnia it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴somnia

[the-van-der-linde-gang]

Let me explain grindr from someone who also has no clue about it. So.

MEN.

Your welcome!!!

"......i like m-- HEY NOW-" [ Please Imagine Molly behind him, a little farther away, with this full on death stare. whispering "I know what you are, Bill Williamson." ]

[droodlebug]

i dont think you should focus super hard on getting defences in artifight but i cant help bur feel sad for janis knowing she will probably never be drawn for an attack because shes fat and hairy which sucks bc she is so cutee anyone attacking is missing out on her 😩

[campbyler]

thoughts on dancing with our hands tied 👀 (deep blue but you painted me golden etc etc etc)

eh i mean dancing with our hands tied isn’t even that ‼️📣I COULD’VE SPENT FOREVER WITH YOUR HANDS IN MY POCKETS PICTURE OF YOUR FACE IN AN INVISIBLE LOCKET YOU SAID THERE WAS NOTHING IN THE WORLD THAT COULD STOP IT I HAD A! BAD FEELING! AND DARLING YOU HAD TURNED MY BED INTO A SACRED OASIS PEOPLE STARTED TALKING PUTTING US THROUGH OUR PACES I KNEW THERE WAS NO ONE IN THE WORLD WHO COULD TAKE IT I HAD A! BAD FEELING!‼️📣

[miraofhearts2point0]

throws manga Chishiya at you and runs

[rotisseries]

i can’t believe people don’t like the champions..😔i haven’t gotten that far into totk so i don’t really know about the sages but i love the champions i love their flashbacks i love the tragedy the dlc picture is very special to me i understand u.

THANK YOU ANON LET'S KISS ON THE MOUTH

[apollos-boyfriend]

translation + transcript of bagi and cellbit's (and roier's) conversation - 10/18/23

note: i am not a fluent spanish speaker. i can understand it pretty well, but there may still be some issues with the translation of some of roier’s lines! i apologize in advance. this conversation starts at 03:31:45 of cellbit's vod, and goes until he teleports away from the two. (additional note: CB = census bureau)

R: Hello? Bagi?

B: Hello!

R: Hi Bagi, how are you?

B: Hi, Roier-in-law!

R: This is your house, right? This is your house. Hello, Bagi-in-law, how are you?

B: (laughing) I’m good, I’m good. How are you? R: I’m good! Very good. Bagi, can you follow me up to the second floor? There’s something I want to talk with you about. C’mon, up we go.

B: (crosstalk) Of course, of course.

R: Up, up. Up. In your room. 

C: What’s up?

B: (as Roier punches her in) Ouch, ouch! (laughs) Hi. 

C: What’s up?

B: Did you see how hard he hit me?

C: Yeah. Uh. How are you?

B: A little sad, to be honest. (pause) And you? How are you?

C: Tired. Uh, a lot’s been happening in such a short period of time, you know? Even before you got here. A lot of stuff. Uh. It’s comforting, being in here.

B: Yeah, it’s always been a really comforting place, actually. 

C: Do you remember everything?

B: I remember a few things. Things that someone helped me recall. I remember that we were really happy here. I remember that we did everything together. We were never apart, ever. And I remember that one day you disappeared. You vanished, you were kidnapped. We called the cops, but . . . after a few days, they stopped investigating your disappearance. And . . . they weren’t really keen on investigating. We really did live on this island, and there was this whole thing our parents always said about how this is the safest and most perfect place, but I started questioning that when you disappeared. 

C: I don’t remember any of that. And . . . despite being able to look at you and see my own face, I really don’t remember you. (pause) But . . . I know that the 15 years of pain that I went through . . . don’t negate the 15 years of your pain. 

B: I spoke a little bit with Badboyhalo yesterday about some things that you went through. I didn’t know things were so bad. I’m sorry. I just knew of the prison because I started investigating your case when I got a little older. I-I-I joined the police, after a while. We came to an agreement. And I was investigating your case, and I followed you for a few years. (raising voice) But when I finally reached the prison, you escaped from it! And . . . and then I spent a few more years looking for you after that, too, until I got here, somehow. 

C: Uh. I can’t feel anything but emptiness when we talk about this. And this island . . . it took away everything I had within me. And it gave me some of my most important things, too. When I got here, I was just an empty husk trying to find a purpose. And now I look to the future, and I see the person who saved me (looks to Roier), and the person who spent her entire life trying to save me (looks to Bagi). (pause) All that’s missing . . . is one. All that’s left is getting my son back. I’m tired-I’m tired of all of this. I-ever since I got here, I just wanted to leave. I just wanted freedom. But now . . . I just want my family. And I want a future. I don’t know what’s going to happen after what I did yesterday, after what we did yesterday, and I don’t think that I’m going to get away without facing consequences. But . . . I need to rest. And . . . 

R: Hi? We’re in a family meeting. Continue, continue. 

B: (laughs)

C: Who-

R: No, we’re busy, we’re-

CB: Good morning. What are you doing?

R: Ooh!

B: Jesus!

R: (screaming) What?

B: (shocked) You speak Portuguese now? Since when?

C: (reading) I need you to-uh. I need to go. 

R: No fucking way, man.

B: Well, we can continue this conversation later. I’m just really happy that you came to talk to me because I was feeling completely shattered.

C: Well.

CB: Enjoy the island!

B: No fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way.

R: Don’t follow him, don’t follow him, don’t follow him, no.

B: Um. I know that you have your own stuff to do, but . . . whenever you want to talk, I literally spent my whole life waiting for this. I don’t mind waiting a few more days.

C: Okay. I’m . . . so tired. 

R: Do you want to go to bed?

C: I need to rest. But I need to . . . see what’s going to happen with this. Uh, I’ll see you guys when I wake up.

B: It’s okay. It’s okay.

R: Okay.

C: Take care of yourselves, okay?

R: Where are you going? To your castle?

C: I-I hope so. 

R: What do you mean, you hope so?

C: I need to go to the Federation offices.

R: You’re really going?

B: (crosstalk) Watch out for-watch out for that piece of shit bear, okay?

R: You’re really going?

C: I thought this would happen. Uh-

R: Well, kids, I’m very happy to see you fixing your relationship. I’m very happy that you’ve remembered you’re twins and that you’re together, okay? Because nothing will separate you two again. It’s nice that you’re together again. Okay? Don’t abandon each other, okay? Even if something happens, nothing’s going to tear you apart, okay?

C: Thank you, guapito. 

B: Thank you, guapito-no, no, not guapito 

R: (laughs)

C: No, no, it’s a nickname, you can use it, you can use it, it’s a nickname-

B: (crosstalk) Roier-in-law! He’s my Roier-in-law.

R: Roier-in-law, Roier-in-law. And my Bagi-in-law. Okay.

B: Roier-in-law, thank you so much.

R: Nah, nah, it was nothing. 

B: You’re the best in-law I’ve ever had! And the only one, actually. 

R: Obviously, obviously. You’re also the only one [I’ve had].

C: And . . . protect her, okay?

R: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, and-

B: (interrupting) Hey! I don’t need to be protected! But if you disappear, you know that I’ll find you again, right?

C: (crosstalk) I just need to-

R: (crosstalk) Cellbit, if anything happens, send me-send me a message, okay?

C: Of course. I will. 

R: Okay, goodbye. Good luck!

C: Thank you.

[randygrim]

ITS FUCKING RAINING HELLO????

Instantly feel better. The rain fixed me

[jondrettegirls]

[ID: 5 gifs from “Loving Vincent.” They are all of animated paint swirls, resembling stars and sky from “Starry Night,” except for the middle gif, which is larger and of the moon. End ID.]

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