#tescos

[wilsons-three-legged-siamese]

GUYS I ACTUALLY MIGHT BE ABLE TO POST, I'M AT TESCOS AND IT'S ALLOWING ME TO POST EVEN THOUGH I ONLY HAVE 4G-

[sillygoofyqueer]

IF I GET THAT STUPID FUCKING AD ON SPOTIFY ABOUT TESCO'S FUCKING SPAGHETTI WHERE YOU'RE JUST IMMEDIATELY JUMPSCARED BY FUCKING DISGUSTING ASS SLURPING RIGHT IN YOUR EARS ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO ABSOLUTELY GO MENTAL. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MENTAL. I'M GOING TO PERSONALLY WRITE AN EMAIL TO TESCO'S AND SPOTIFY. I'M GOING TO CONTACT THEM ON EVERY PLATFORM AND WRITE UTTER VIOLENCE TOWARDS THEM. HATE MAIL. EVERYWHERE.

[enbysiriusblack]

i went to the big tescos this morning <3

[its-a-rat-trap]

First look at new Tesco Store, England, Saturday 20th October 1979.

(Photo by Peter Cook/Mirrorpix/Getty Images)

[a-phantom-tescos]

What is your favourite flavour of soup? Thats my ted talk.

[raccoonsockss]

why does tescos have club cards. what do they get from that. my allegiance in the bezospocalypse one day??

[loonfromq]

Texaco+Wesco=Tescos change my mind

[palefuckingmeme]

gunna use this with ur dad tonight

[lolbitpie]

[moniquelewisofficial]

[sarcasticsoup]

so we all know about the wonderland of weirdness that is the Big Tesco, but in my experience, everywhere around here is like that, tesco or not

here are some things that happened during my quest visit to asda this morning:

• a woman measuring at about 5" tall scaled the shelves in seconds to reach the untouched deodorants at the back (she got two)

• a bloke who looked like if father christmas had a motorbike and a heroin addiction telling one of the workers that the pizza box didnt say that cheese contained dairy, and its a health and safety risk (the box said it on the back)

• a guy leg it from the bottom of the shop right up to the aisle by me, say 'shit ive gone past the pasta, gregs gonna strangle me' then smile at me when he realised i was looking at him, (i smiled back) and then he legged it off back again. i didnt see him the rest of my trip, i hope greg didnt get to him

• a lad with a bowl cut saying to his mate 'im telling you, she'll love it' to which his mate replied 'when she said she liked to go bowling, this is not what she meant'. bowl cut boy then said 'well i think its fantastic' and walked off shaking his head (which made the hair look worse)

• a woman who looked about 63 saying to another similarly-aged woman 'i could definitely do the handstand bit, im just not sure about the rats'. i have no context and im not sure i want it

• a 12 year old boy on the phone insisting that he was 'old enough to purchase mushrooms'. he then hung up the phone, said 'those bloody geese' and walked off towards the apples

• as i was walking back to the car with the trolley, i stopped to let a car go past me and the driver tipped his cowboy hat at me. it also feels important that you know his car was pink

and that was just this morning

[danndylions]

Girl with the thigh-highs and pleat miniskirt in the Tescos frozen fish section I want you to know you have my heart

[gleafer]

AGAIN.

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[indiegamesoutofcontext]

[irishwolfmother]

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[totallytesco]

Okay doing this cause I've seen other people do it

25 notes and I'll work really hard to learn to juggle a reverse cascade

50 notes and I'll ask my mum if I can dye my hair

100 and I'll clean my room

200 notes and I'll try to do better on Duolingo (I'm bad for procrastinating doing it )

250 and I'll try to cut down my screen time

350 and I'll start reading the books I keep meaning too (it's a long list)

500 and I'll knit 10 pumpkins of random sizes and colors (

1000 and I'll write a rlly obscure and dumb fanfic I keep meaning too

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