I just learned about this passage from The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (book) I'm so sick
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in honor of this amazing post by @robotmango. thank u for ur service, I think of you and your suffering every August since 2016
(i have no idea what you and/or your husband look like, please accept any needed apologies for inaccuracies in gender/race/height/tendency to sarcasm/etc. hope you don't mind that i immortalized your already immortal and correct opinions in what I suppose is technically RPF fan art)
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your mer au of these two random men ive never seen in my life before has captivated me. these little guys injected themselves into my brain and forced me to click the app store and download honkai star rail despite the various warnings ive received from multiple reliable sources.
WHAT HAVE I DONE
I'M SO SORRY
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After Danny has managed to smooth things over with his rogues, helping them cope with their obsessions in ways that don't cause massive property damage for the living, he ends up getting some lessons from a few of them on different topics.
Technus ends up teaching Danny how to properly overshadow and upgrade electronics.
So when, for one reason or another, Danny ends up in the DC universe, he decides to have some fun when he learns about this world's thing with superheroes.
The next time Superman is dealing with a robbery, a car suddenly appears with a black and white color scheme, and starts to heckle the robbers before stopping their car with some kind of tow line.
Wonder Woman ends up encountering a talking fan that somehow manages to produce gusts of wind strong enough to take most people off their feet.
The Joker hijacks a news broadcast to announce his next plan, only for the camera system to come to life and record the mad clown getting the tied up by wires and beaten up by boom mikes.
The Flash gets some help from a living heater that can shoot flames.
Captain Marvel ends up befriending a talking vending machine that throws concussive soda cans at villains. And can also dispense normal drinks.
Someone ends up meeting a talking phone that just so happens to have a recording of the big bad's evil monologue.
Strange machines suddenly come to life all around the world, often helping various heroes. It's gotten to the point several Justice League Members are betting on who gets a mechanical partner next, and what form they're going to be in. The only thing about this mysterious hero that the Justice League knows is that he goes by the name Rotom.
(Whether or not the DC universe has Pokemon in order for them to get the reference is up to you)
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c!Crime if the world was a kinder and lovelier place (good ending) ??
the resters and eepers... tommy is ranting about the movie they are supposed to be watching (stole wilburs sweatpants
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What does Charles think about Ellie stealing signs lmao
He’s not the happiest camper, but Ellie has her own way of looking at things.
(Sequel to this post and this post )
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May i request either 4 or 18 for your tav?
18: What would your Tav be doing if they weren't kidnapped on the Nautiloid?
Another question from the original tav prompts list (feel free to ask more, if you'd like!)
[[ All Croissant Adventures (chronological, desktop) ]]
[[ All Croissant Adventures (app) ]]
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