#thanks anon-chan^^

[moonsinkfoxgirl]

is it valid to eat paper

that highly depends on how healthy that is...hmmm...

unfortunately the literature does not seem to be very clear on the subject? like there is a bunch of talk about cases of xylophagia / paper-eating-pica but those all seem to be the ones that ended up in a hospital... like eating 2 rolls of toilet paper a day, which had very very grim effects on a woman, or one case of a little girl who both ate a bunch of paper and habitually smelled kerosene which was very unhealthy, but like, the latter probably was the bigger issue?

so on my brief search I couldn't really find any academic sources on how much paper would be safe to eat (not the angle doctors approach the topic from I'm afraid), just that large amounts are bad, and that ingesting toxic stuff is bad

so uh, a little bit is probably fine and valid?, but food amounts of paper are almost certainly not going to be good for your body

that being said my research was very limited, so let me clarify that I am not a medical expert in the slightest; when in doubt ask a professional instead of tumblr mutuals

stuff I looked at, all without paywall:

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdfdirect/10.1002/ccr3.3157

https://journals.lww.com/inpj/fulltext/2014/23010/an_unusual_case_of_xylophagia__paper_eating_.14.aspx

https://strathprints.strath.ac.uk/70089/1/Choudhry_etal_MHR_2019_Xylophagia_a_meta_synthesis_of_the_literature.pdf

[bleach-your-panties]

OH BET! For the smut prompt game and because of reasons, what about Amajiki and “We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”

Thank you for this request, anon-chan!

Prompts here and here. 18+ MDNI.

A shiver ran through your overstimulated body at the feeling of Tamaki’s sharp nose poking at your jugular.

His arms held a tight grip around your waist while his canines grazed over your collarbones.

Your sweat-slickened bodies were so close together, warm and sticky from your multiple combined orgasms.

Pussy spasming around his long, slender cock that was still shoved deep inside of you, already hardening again just from tasting your flesh against his hungry tongue.

“T-Tama..babe..” You tried to wedge yourself out of his hold, but Tamaki was having none of that. He only gripped you tighter and began bouncing you along his cock once again.

You threw your head back against his shoulder with a loud moan and fisted a thick clump of his dark blue locks in your hand.

That only made him whimper and moan louder than you had. He loved when you were rough with him.

One muscular arm loosened from your waist only for two slender fingers to slide down your belly towards your pulsating button.

“So wet for me, bunny. You're such a good, slutty girl. Cumming over my cock and fingers so many times, making a mess of our bed.” 

He circled those expert fingers around your clit in a face-paced circle motion while thrusting harder, making your thighs slap against his. It was so loud, hot, and downright erotic.

“Oh, Tamaki, fuck!” 

He angled his dick right against your spot and before you knew it you were gushing over him again, your eyes seeing nothing but a blanket of black as you slumped down against his chest.

His dick slipped out of your hole and plopped against your thigh with a wet squilch. Tamaki had been stuffing you full for the past two hours at the very least. You didn't even know how you were still conscious at this point.

“Tama…we’ve been at it like rabbits! How are you still horny?!” 

The indigo-eyed male’s cheeks flushed crimson along with the rest of his normally pale, milky skin. 

In apology, he began peppering soft, wet pecks across the expanse of your neck and shoulders.

“P-probably because of the rabbit meat s-stew that you made for dinner…” 

Your pupils blew wide at the realization.

“Oh…oh…You're right…”

[baby-yongbok]

Hiii I was wondering if you could do fake texts of “skz when they find out from another ember you like them” have an amazing day and thankyou for all your work❤️

❤️ SKZ!Fake Texts - Finding out that you have a crush on them from someone else❤️

Genre: Fluff with some spice

✨️Masterlist✨️

Warnings: Seungmin's texts are suggestive for just a split second, Playful mentions of wanting to unalive yourself, playful mention of planning to unalive or fight the members, Jisung is cringe asf

Chan

Lee Know/ Minho

Changbin

Hyunjin

Han Jisung

Felix

Seungmin

I.N/ Jeongin

[wolfchans]

Eat! Eat, it’s okay! You eat! YOU EAT! ↳ 6 / ∞

[parkerchaos]

This isn’t a request but a thought 🤔 lolll

Idk if this is just me but I feel like Chan has been looking soooo handsome lately 🫠🫠🫠 he’s always been so good looking, don’t get me wrong, but lately he has been looking so daddy omggg I want him to fuck me against a fucking wall 😵‍💫

nsfw

— warnings :: smut, degrading.

anon omg ure so right !! he has been looking so goooooodd lately even though he has always been good looking. His hair, his muscles, his personality, everything about him is sooo attractive bro. For example..the railway performance?? Oh my god, it has me in my knees. He looks so amazing.

“want him to fuck me against a fucking wall” yk what SAME!!… like that would be so fucking hot. Just imagine…him holding you w those fucking arms that he has, fucking u so hard against a wall while whispering in your ear the nastiest shit ever, like:

“such a fucking whore for me, huh?”, “you are such a good girl for daddy…letting me ruin you like this”, “yeah baby that’s right, keep moaning like the slut you are”

Also, I feel like he would be the type of guy to choke you till your eyes are rolling back bc he just loves seeing you like that…yeah he’s 100% a kinky mf, i mean have y’all listened to red lights or even railway? 🫠… I need to be put tf down.

[luckycharms1701]

*leans over well, and whispers over it* Have you ever thought about mikey during mating season?? I would love to hear your thoughts on it… (I’m very normal about the thought of it)

who, me??? think about mikey during mating season? i would never

so anyway, here are some thoughts about how bay mikey is during mating season

needless to say this is a little (a lot) spicy 🌶️ , reader beware. seriously, i did not hold back

Mikey is a little unpredictable during his season. Sometimes he’s whiny and needy. Sometimes he’s a smooth motherfucker who gets you where he wants you without you even noticing. Sometimes he can’t think about anything but sex. Sometimes he just wants to cuddle. Mostly it's a little of everything.

The number one thing for Mikey during his season is you. Before you were in the picture, mating season was a miserable time for Mikey. Now that he has you, he can’t believe how much better it is. He even looks forward to it! Because it means you will be with him as often as you possibly can. So he is Super Clingy, to the point where he often just has to be touching you in some way, sexual or not.

He spends hours trying to prepare you for what is to come when you agree to this the first time. (He still asks. Every year.) Leo and Donnie help him with a presentation and everything. Raph doesn't help with the presentation, but he's there when it happens, to help you interpret when Mikey goes a little off script. It's the most serious you've ever seen Mikey be.

Mikey does NOT like to share when it’s his season, unless it’s with you. You need to take him somewhere private because he suddenly decides that everything, including his brother’s belongings, is his. One of the earliest indicators that he’s in season is when he snarls at someone for picking up a slice of pizza. It’s always a slice of pizza, the first time. And when you’re involved it’s all bets off. No one can even look at you without him staring them down.

Okay. Okay. This mans? Has stamina like you've never seen before. ALL of his energy? Is focused on you. You will never be as satisfied as you are when it’s mating season. Mikey loves giving oral, and when he’s lucid he will spend as much time as you’ll let him between your thighs. He especially enjoys the noises you make when he fucks you with his tongue.

When he’s not lucid? Well. Sometimes, especially when it’s early in his season, Mikey enjoys the chase. He’ll stalk you through wherever the two of you have holed up, calling for you with a smirk. He catches you, divests you of one piece of clothing, then lets you go to continue the chase. You’ll occasionally put on a lot of layers to tease him. The longer the chase, the more excited he gets, the better the sex is.

Mikey will let you know he’s ready by lightly biting your shoulder. He’ll just kind of hold his teeth there, waiting for you to give a signal that you’re ready. He’ll take a verbal confirmation, but Mikey likes it best when you start stripping him as an answer. If he’s already naked, he wants you writhing and pulling him close, showing him that you’re desperate for him. Your neck and shoulders are always covered in mottled bruises when mating season is over.

He starts slow. Mikey wants to be gentle with you, wants to make sure you enjoy this. But every time, his hormones take over, and he can get a little rough. As time goes on, the gentle periods get smaller and farther between. However, he never draws blood, never actually hurts you. (Leo worked with him relentlessly until even when he’s working on nothing but instinct he won’t hurt you. Mikey asked him to do this.) Unless you ask him to, that is. Then all bets are off.

Mikey is the king of nicknames, but not when it’s mating season. Then he always, always uses your name. Sometimes it’s as if he can’t believe you’re here. Sometimes he’s desperate for you, only you. Your name is whispered in your ear and shouted to the heavens. The only other thing he calls you? “Mine.” He’s unsurprisingly quite loud when he fucks you, churrs and chirps and growls and moans echoing around you.

He’ll take you wherever and whenever. Up against a wall, bent over a table, you kneeling on the couch while he stands behind you. Hell, if nothing convenient is nearby he’ll pick you up and hold you against him while he fucks into you. But Mikey is sweet (and vanilla) at heart. His favorite position is always with you laying in bed so that he can stare into your eyes and watch when you come.

When mating season is over, you won’t have to lift a finger. Mikey cleans the area and very gently cleans you. He takes care of your bruises. He makes sure you’re fed and hydrated. He airs the place out. If you even look like you might want something, he’s there asking what you need. “You took such good care of me angel, let me take care of you too.”

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head bonks: @yorshie @avery73 @justalotoffanfiction @thejudiciousneurotic

[becomingmina]

MAD - SERIES MASTERLIST W/OT8

ONGOING SERIES

KEYS : {F} FLUFF {A} ANGST {M} SMUT {S} SUGGESTIVE

Mina’s notes: Thanks to the anon with this very great idea 🫶 MAIN MASTERLIST HERE

BANG CHAN 방찬 / CHRISTOPHER BAHNG : {F, M} "I can't believe I rather sleep than go out with you today.." planted a kiss to your shoulder making you giggle. “I'm such bad boyfriend." he continues and you nod.

LEE KNOW 리노 / LEE MINHO 이민호: coming soon..

SEO CHANGBIN 서창빈 : {F, S} He must've been so confused patiently waiting at home for you to come over the whole day. "I'll come home now, I'm sorry."

HWANG HYUNJIN 황현진 : coming soon..

HAN JISUNG 한지성 : coming soon..

FELIX 필릭스 / LEE YONGBOK 이용복 : {A, S} You stay up a bit longer, unable to stop replaying the situation in your head and also hoping he'll turn around to hug you. But he never did and eventually your body gave in to sleep as well. **Felix had the original request**

KIM SEUNGMIN 김승민 : coming soon..

I.N 아이엔 / YANG JEONGIN 양정인 : {A, M} "Yeah true," he rolls his eyes at you now. "We aren't even dating. But then go ahead.. Go ahead and tell me why you are missing me so much then? Spamming my phone with "I miss you"messages?" He scoffed, lifting his hand to air quote you.

[tinykittendelusion]

Okay but Chan best friends to enemies to lovers just feels soo right! The fire, the heat🤩🤩🤩 this has just been upgraded from a want to a need🤯

a/n: ikr the thoughts have been thought. I got too excited and just literally ranted about everything I was thinking so i apologise if my thoughts are all over the place. I'm glad anon adored the idea as much as I did 🥺

tw: kissing, mentions of violence (a punch)

he would be an adorable bestie especially when you guys were younger he'd play with you in the park. You'll sit on the swing set and talk for hours. He'd hold pinkies and walk with you. He'd show you all the dance moves he learned from his dad and that's how you learnt to dance.

bestie chan excited that you want to participate with him in a dance competition helping you practice and perfect the routine

bestfriend chan waiting for you backstage of the competition and being so confused when he sees you with your crush instead.

bestfriend chan who runs out of the venue when you tell him you are performing with your crush because he's your boyfriend. He goes to the park you guys used to go when you were younger and cries.

bestfriend chan who refuses to meet you for days angry and hurt by your behaviour.bestfriend chan finally becomes your enemy when he causes a fight between your crush and him leading to a break up.

Enemy chan who would glare at you whenever you'd cross paths.Enemy chan who scoffed every time you'd dance.You feel somewhat empty when he joins pledis. as if his move cemented the fact you'd lost your childhood bestfriend forever.

Enemy!chan shocked to see you waiting in their practice room with the rest of your crew. Even the boys were shocked at how cold and angry he was.

Him being even more angry when he found out you'd be one of the background dancers for the performance units songs. So angry with all this he skips practice for 3 whole days until jeonghan talks to him.After that you always saw him at practices but he pretended you never existed like he saw through you.

On one of the stops on the tour you and the rest of the crew went to a popular club with all the members. Some random guy started making you uncomfortable when suddenly dino punched him.Both of you were slightly drunk and before you could register what was happening he kissed you.

The next day both of you started wondering about the kiss and what was behind it.

Him confessing all this jeonghan who urged him to talk to you.

He finally talks to you and you realise how much you hurt him you also talk about how you were hurt when he stopped being your friend but now you understand.

You guys decide to take another shot at being friends but suddenly things were awkward between you both it was as if you were seeing him as a guy and not as a friend.

The tension was so thick between you both that one day during practice you just leaned over and pecked him. cue chan.exe stopped working.

He suddenly leans and smashes his lips against yours

And lo behold you are dating him!

a/n: i hope you liked it :)

[hyunjins-orange-slice-too]

omg yall im soo excited for what im going to post tomorrow. oh i cant wait. its daddy!chan and its filthy and i love it so much. and i think yall are going to eat it up (don’t get your hopes up tho in case it sucks lol) but i frickin love it and i just finished it and i cant wait. that’s all.

UPDATE: it’s been posted here. :)

[destinyc1020]

Channing Tatum & Zoe Kravitz on the red carpet of the UK premiere of her new film "Blink Twice"

😁

[moonsinkfoxgirl]

for the weirder ask list: 9, 31

9. which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

no coffee. only tea. hot tea when it's normal-cold temperatures, tea chilled in the fridge when it's summer hot

31. what type of music keeps you grounded?

not sure I have such a thing

[madilynlovesbsdfr]

Hey hru :3

I’m fineeeee wbu :3 I wanna yap about my day AAA here since you said hru so lemme see..today in school for ela we had to read a play and I got picked to play the lead female role of a character named rose and this boy who’s so mean to me picked a playboy and the playboy fucking kisses rose I said I’m not gonna say that line out loud because fuck no and him and his friends were laughing at my ass like stfu😭 I wore a new cardigan I got it’s soooo adorbssss!! wish I could post pics of me in it but omg I’m like so scared of the internet#gonna get judged but yea and then my mom didn’t lemme get monster like ugh she even looked through the grocery bag like bro I didn’t get wtf calm down I want monster gimme some anon…but yea my day was fine just shopping,school drama,annoying bitches,oh yea I drew some more drawings of Ame Chan and ima play nso in a bit I’m trying to get all the endings!!

[juiceofmoons]

"The sky grew darker, painted blue on blue, one stroke at a time, into deeper and deeper shades of night" - Haruki Murakami

Bang Chan -> Gang (dark blue)

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Requested by -> anon 💙

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[lilquokka04]

Ok, I just want to mention this, something about Chan's throat is attractive and I really want to bite him on the Adam's apple, not enough to hurt him but enough to leave a mark. And I imagine he'd be whining and writhing below you as you do so.

Minors DNI

Oooh for sure. Everything about that man just makes me want to bite. Especially with how pale his skin is 🫣 I bet marks would look really pretty.

He'd be working on music like normal while you're curled up in his lap, face buried in his neck. But you start to get bored so you just start leaving little kisses all over his throat, making him chuckle at the ticklish feeling. But his laughing quickly turns to gasps and moans as you start sucking marks onto his pale skin, licking and biting to your heart's content as he squirms under you. His focus is long gone and all he can think about is how pretty his neck is gonna look when you're done. By the time you're done he's one touch away from busting in his shorts 😔

I didn't find much, but when you can see the veins in his neck I just wanna 🥴

[jenchan-writingmultis]

Hahahahahahhahahaha the image of Cupid jamil being miserable trying to translate sultan kalim’s request of rizzing up mc, until he realizes that kalim being busy with mc means more time to himself now he’s the head of the kalim x mc fan club

OMG, Yes! When I first read this I genuinely thought this as a literal cupid Jamil XDD, then I remembered the Sultan Kalim! BUT, Yes, Kalim unconsciously giving Jamil more time to himself since he gets busy with you, and he couldn't ask for more, in fact he'd encourage you whenever you're around to go out, on a date with Kalim, He'll be fine!, just don't forget Jamil where you plan to take the heir; or he'd chat you whenever he's overstimulated with Kalim, needing some alone time with himself after Kalim literally kept being stuck with him, in which as a good friend of his, you'd agree to invite Kalim out or in your apartment XDD. Due to this he became the head of the Kalim x Mc fan club, I mean it is BOUND to happen that you'd be the next Maharani, there were no complaints on any of Kalim's family side, fearing that their sweet son will be sad if they disapproved, although they never plan to anyways! you've exceeded the expectations of the Asim family so naturally, the fan club had a proliferation on it XDD

⋆｡ ﾟ☁︎｡ ⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡ ⋆ For references Sultan Kalim can be read here:

Twisted Wonderland Boys x Fem Reader in their respective Fairytales (Series) (Kalim's Part)

Sultan Kalim x Rani Reader Brainrot

[stardust948]

Monsters vs aliens sokkla au

Princess Azula of the Fire Nation is to be married to Nobleman Chan. Right before the ceremony, she's hit by a meteor and absorbed the radiation. Azula seemed fine so she continued with the wedding. But while exchanging vows, she grew 50ft tall and accidently destroyed the temple in a blind panic. The military tranquilized before she could cause more damage.

Azula woke up in a top-secret government facility that housed monsters. She insisted that she's not a monster but the Fire Nation princess. She was ignored and renamed Ginormica then forbidden to make any contact with her family and friends. The other monsters and her new cell mates are a girl made entirely of rocks called the Blind Bandit, a massive 350 ft six-legged bison called Appa, and a literal werewolf dubbed Beastman. Azula wanted nothing to do with them and scoffed when Beastman tried to welcome her to the group.

Shortly later, an alarm was sounded, and the monsters are transferred to Republic City that was being destroyed by huge alien robots as a last-ditch effort. Azula only agreed to fight if the government set the free, which they gave into. The robots were sent to retrieve the radiation Azula absorbed and targeted her specifically. Azula put up a fight and the others help. They all bond during the battle, especially Azula and Beastman as they bounce ideas off each other. They eventually destroy the robots and save the city and people.

The government honored their deal and set them free. Azula was the only one who knew where her family was, so she invited them along. She was really excited to be with Chan again and her family, but mostly Chan. The Royal Fire Nation family was both happy and shocked to see her again but try to make do with it. Meanwhile, the other monsters cause havoc since it was their first time around other humans in years. Appa ate the whole garden (RIP Ursa) while Blind Bandit accidently caused massive property damage playing a game and Beastman scared the nobles he was trying to talk to.

Azula found Chan who was hiding from her. She picked him up and tried to kiss him, but he squirmed away and called her a freak in front of everyone. Azula said it's still her, but Chan refused to listen and ran off. Ozai then said he'll find a nice private island for her and her 'friends' to live on which Ursa and Zuko agree. The "go away you're scaring us" undertones were very strong which crushed Azula.

She wandered off and sulked in the nearby jungle alone. Beastman found her and tried to comfort her, but Azula snapped by saying he couldn't possibly know what it was like to lose a family. Beastman said he does and shared his backstory. He wasn't discovered alone by explorers but kidnapped from his home in the Southern Water Tribe as a pup. He doesn't remember what his family looked like, but he remembered their love and his real name, Sokka. He then called Chan a jerk for hurting her and they share a moment.

A shadow then fell over them and Azula was sucked up by a tractor beam into an alien mothership. Appa tried to save her, but the beam was too strong even for the giant bison. Azula was brought to a machine that drained the radiation and shrunk her back to normal size. The alien leader then locked Azula in a cell and used the radiation to start a full-scale invasion on Earth.

The other monsters get the government's help to sneak onboard and rescues Azula. Meanwhile, Azula already escaped the cell and confronted the alien leader but was no match for him in human form. The others arrive to help, but they can't take the alien leader who was using the radiation as a power boost. He's about to kill them one by one, starting with Sokka. Until Azula shattered the container holding the radiation and returned to her giant size, turning the tide in their favor. Together they blow up the ship and escape on Appa who had learned how to fly.

They receive a hero's welcome when they returned to Earth. Chan tried to hook up with Azula again, but she rejected him by flicking him away with her finger. Sokka laughed and in the spur of the moment kissed her. He tried to apologize but Azula kissed him back and Blind Bandit teased them.

Ozai's offer for a private island is brought up and the government backed it up with state-of-the-art living as a thanks, but news came in of a monstrous snail mutation making its way to Omashu. Azula stood tall, with Sokka in hand, and told her father she's busy. They then climb onto Appa and fly off to save Omashu.