Boxer brief with Dick, Jason , Tim !!!!
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Decided to use this as an exercise, 5 sentences precisely. Thank you for the request 🩷
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CWs: Slightly suggestive content in Dicks.
Dick
The alarm hadn't gone off this evening, inciting a hectic start to the night. You hadn't even realised until you sat down at your desk that you were wearing the wrong underwear. Dicks boxers to be precise.
They fit you in all the wrong places and make you conscious of their outline showing through your work trousers.
Annoying for sure, but the thing that got you through your night shift was the suspicion that your boyfriend was patrolling the city in nothing but that skin-tight suit and your lacy black thong.
Jason
You'd never been to Jay's place, which was fine at first, but after six months of dating it was becoming difficult not to take offence.
First, it was just cause your place was easier, then it was due to renovations, and finally, he blames his roommate Roy who was apparently messy and lacked boundaries.
It was becoming increasingly obvious that he was hiding something, and by the time the day finally came, you were determined to figure out what.
You'd expected the worst, like a bug infestation or for Roy to be his secret lover, but you'd never expected this, and oh would you make sure the teasing was relentless.
“So, Jay, exactly how many pairs of Wonder Woman boxers do you own?”
Tim
“Ow!”
Tims sleep glazed blue eyes glare at you through a curtain of puffy hair. In his sleep, he'd rolled for too close which normally is the opposite of a problem but not in this godforsaken heat, so when he'd failed to respond to your verbal complaints, you'd pulled back the elastic waist of his boxers until they snapped right back on him.
You open your mouth to begin to complain about the temperature, interrupted by the narrowing of his lids. Things are about to get much hotter.
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