#thanks for sending this one in alex~

[daddy-long-legssss]

as it's been one year since london night three and the hug™️, i'll be revisiting these phenomenal milex fics to comfort my aching soul.

feels like coming home - @stereobone

ain't you my baby - @yellowloid

missed your bones on me - @glorious-blackout

going back to 505 - @alexturne

[rowarn]

hi please comment on this post or send an ask with ideas i could do for drabbles/blurbs [:

examples: soap with rlly thick fingers fingering u, shy könig who doesn't know how good he is in bed, whiny fucked out alex keller

[autumn816]

gewis in 48 +70

I don’t know if you are still gonna see this, anon, but I had to pause with the requests to study for my exams. But I can finally continue with the ones left. Hope you do see it :)

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Fake Dating + Locked in a room

George types furiously on his phone.

George [1:48 pm] walk slower. No seriously walk slower I don’t think you are walking slow enough Alex [1:50 pm] 🙄🙄calm down you arse I haven’t even begun walking yet George [1:50 pm] ALEX!!! Alex [1:51 pm] maybe you and the mistress can take this time to talk George [1:51 pm] don’t call him that, prick can you hurry up? Alex [1:53 pm] no😊

George swears, cursing Alex to the next life.

“People would normally take advantage of being locked in a room with their boyfriend, you know.”

Lewis rocks his legs, leaning on his elbows to look at George.

George pockets his phone. “No one’s here. We don’t have to pretend.”

Lewis drops down to lay flat on the bed, his lower legs resting against the frame. “Yeah. Pretend.”

George ignores the way Lewis says the last word. “Alex will be here soon. I messaged him.”

“Maybe we can finally talk and you can tell me why you are ignoring me.”

“I’m not ignoring you,” George lies through his teeth.

“Yes, you have.”

“I haven’t.”

“George.” Lewis stands up from the bed. “I have had people come up to me to ask if we are having problems in our relationship and give me some very unwanted advice.”

“Why would you want it? We are not in an actual relationship. This is all just pretend,” George bites.

“Trust me,” Lewis chuckles hollowly. “I know. You don’t have to keep reminding me.”

“Then why are we having this discussion? Let’s just wait for Alex to come unlock the door.”

“Tell me why you’re avoiding me.”

“No, I’m not.”

“No, you’re not avoiding me or no, you won’t tell me?” Lewis tilts his head.

“I’m not avoiding you.”

Lewis clenches his jaw. “Cut the crap, man. Tell me why.”

“I can’t tell you something I’m not doing, Lewis.” George is starting to get frustrated.

“Tell me.” Lewis takes a step forward.

“No.” George turns around, planning to go lock himself in the bathroom until Alex comes.

“Don’t even think about locking yourself in the bathroom.”

The intensity in Lewis’ voice makes George pause.

“Tell me why you’re avoiding me.”

“Because I told you I love you and you didn’t say anything!” George bursts out. He finds Lewis a lot closer to him than he was before.

Lewis’ eyebrows furrow. “What’re you talking about?”

“Don’t pretend. I know I was drunk but I remember telling you I love you.”

“George.”

“Then I woke up the next morning—“

“George.”

“and you didn’t say anything about it. You just continued as if—“

“George.”

He stops rambling and looks at Lewis.

“You told Alex you love him,” Lewis says.

“What?”

“It was Alex that you were talking to.”

“No,” George denies, “it was you. I remember you being there.”

Lewis nods. “Yeah, I was there. I was right next to Alex but you were talking to him.”

“Why would I tell Alex I love him?” George throws his hands in the air.

“When have you ever not drunkenly confessed your love for Alex. It’s literally the first sign of your drunken arse. You start telling Alex how much you love him.”

George crosses his arms. “I don’t do it that often.”

“I don't know what to tell you, man, but you do it every single time you are drunk.”

“Well, this is great then. I just confessed my feelings to you.” George laughs deliriously. “Can we forget this happened and move on?”

“No, I’m done pretending.”

George has barely registered the words when he is tugged forwards strongly and suddenly, Lewis’ hands are on his nape and his lips are clashing over his. An electric jolt passes through George’s body. It takes him a few seconds to respond. George snakes his arms around Lewis’ neck, kissing the older man back with the same passion.

Lewis breaks their kiss. “I love you, too, if that wasn’t obvious.”

“It’s obvious now.” George pulls Lewis in for another kiss.

Somewhere along the way, George remembers being picked up by Lewis and wrapping his legs around Lewis’ waist, his hands cupping Lewis’ cheeks, jokes being exchanged at the most random times before the other shut them up. They lose track of time until…

“There’s a bed right there—”

George and Lewis startle and pull apart.

“—but of course you two are wall people.” Alex leans against the door.

George pats Lewis on the chest, silently asking him to put him down.

“Took you long enough.” George runs his hand through his hair.

“You’re welcome.��� Alex grins. “You and the mistress wouldn’t have talked otherwise.”

“Excuse me?”

The grin wipes off Alex’s face. “Oh, oops, did I just say that out loud?”

“Did you just call me the mistress?”

“No.

A beat of silence.

“It’s a joke. Don’t kill me!”

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Mash-up trope

[alex-just-vibing]

when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers if u want

Sorry you dont have to do this im just participating in an ask game

i will not put homestuck songs i will not pu

uhh

may i have this dance by reinaeiry

2econd 2ight 2eer by will wood

bitchboy by the oozes

when the chips are down from hadestown

last words of a shooting star by mitski

[piedoesnotequalpi]

its so funny you asked me abt crutchie because i was gonna ask you about him, but let's switch it up a bit and say albert forrrr 🏳️‍🌈🧸💤🫂📓😶

>:)

(Headcanon ask game!)

🏳️‍🌈 A sexuality headcanon

Gay gay homosexual gay (and also acespec, because I accidentally wrote him as such in the Bachelorette AU and have now gotten attached to that portrayal)

🧸 A headcanon about their childhood

He had a very poor relationship with his older brothers when he was a kid, and while that relationship improves as they grow up it still colors how he sees them.

💤 A headcanon about their sleep

Not sleep per se, but between Albert and Crutchie, Albert is usually the big spoon (or jetpack, since I write Crutchie as pretty tall)

🫂 A friendship headcanon

Albert teaches Katherine how to properly throw a punch.

📓 A headcanon about their hobbies

He's a fairly active guy, but tends to prefer less conventional sports. In canon era, this would probably mean he's into slingshot target practice and uh. getting into fights. As I've written him in various modern AUs, this has translated to him being a dancer, skier, and combat/big passing fan in each of the three bigger AUs I've done.

😶 A random headcanon!

When he grows his hair out, he's a little disappointed at first when it stops being in that messy in-between stage.

[megatraven]

🐝 ready or not

Alex x MC, S3 Canon-Divergent AU. Zeus decides to hunt MC down on Earth himself. Alex and MC learn of this via Aphrodite, and it becomes an incredibly high-stakes game of hide and seek, where getting found might very well result in MC's death. The hunt is on, and it's only a matter of time before they run out of places to hide from the king of gods ✨

🐝 send me a fake fic title, and I’ll make up a summary for it! 🐑 send me a fake set of fic tags, and I’ll try to come up with a summary for it! 🦮 send me a summary I already did for one of the above two, and I’ll try to write a snippet for that summary!

[tethered-heartstrings]

🎶🛠️🍆!

🎶 Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?

I don't. I prefer complete silence. Music/voices distract me

🛠What tools/programs/apps do you use to write?

microsoft word to write, discord to organize thoughts, and my notes app for quick ideas until I can get to my computer

🍆 Do you write the spicy stuffs? If so, what's your most popular nsfw fic?

I currently have two smuts to my name. My most popular one is "Fever"

send me some fic emoji asks!

[lonely-night]

here's an unsolicited daemon au ft. alex cabot https://docs.google.com/document/d/19aNZe0eyzKaIwGm48AEkpVVyu1rTZ1Rpo42AF8vtmsI/edit?usp=sharing

(unfinished. just lil scenes.)

forgive me I kinda flinched for a sec when I saw alex's python, which yes it fits alex's personality, but I just really scared of snake skdgfksgkdjfgsdk im sorry

HOWEVER, YES YES DAEMON AU PLEASE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[kamipyre]

# okAY BUT MAY I SEND ONE FOR YONG? PLS AND THANK YOU, HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A WONDERFUL DAY, FERRE!!!

the paper crane’s contact list ( ft. cell phone headcanons w/ @theimpalpable )

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: ( big birb 🐦 ) yong

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone: 

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: this one!! it has a relaxing vibe that kinda?? has an action vibe too like a wonder about what new thing will be encountered today ( but also help i love the mystery dungeons series of pokémon so much :'D their ost is AMAZING too <3 )

- my muse’s last text to your muse: “guess who folded all the pper in the shredder pile 2day…and didn’t get caught :-D” "meeeeee" "don't tell anyone though 😊😊😊"

[ofgentleresolve]

# Myungdae and Lex? C: THIS IS THE LAST ONE I'LL SEND, I'VE ALREADY SENT TOO MANY WEIDHWEIDHU HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL, DEAR FERRE, HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY!!

@theimpalpable || texting aka the crux of rp ( cell phone headcanons prompt. )

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses

what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: miss logan

what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone: none because he’s too polite to ask her for a contact photo. he could have also stolen a photo of her ( since social media and all jfskldj ) off of the internet, but that also felt too invasive…and gentlemen are not invasive of a lady’s privacy 😔

what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: this one!! Lmao unfortunately for the both of us, we’re sticking to the great attorney theme jskldfjslkd also, i think the name would match a majority of their conversations :D

my muse’s last text to your muse: “Thank you for looking into it. It was very useful- I’m sure my son will find it useful for his school project.”“Do you have a dessert you like by the way? I’d like to pay you, somehow.”

[alexandraisyes]

I’m sorry you and everyone else are getting harassed by the confession blogs. This is getting ridiculous.

Breaking away from all the crap that’s going on, who’s your fav Gravity Falls character? 👀

Thanks for the kind words! I'll pass them on

And hmmm that's a good one. I've been rewatching it lately, and I'm gonna order the book of bill as soon as I have the funds (art is a tough business). I just finished Season One (this is my third time watching the series, but my first as an adult), and I'm gonna sayyy. . .

Fiddleford

He makes me laugh 😔

[4lexnilsen]

“  are you making bad decisions yet?  ”

“mr wayne.   good morning.”   alex nearly drops the carton of oat milk creamer that he’s been meaning to pour into a cat-shaped mug,  black coffee still steaming,  as he turns around to face the other man.   his girlfriend’s father.   why is he awake at the crack of dawn on a sunday morning?   an awkward,  somewhat forced smile blooming on his lips.   suddenly,  he’s almost painfully aware of the lack of proper clothing on his body.   he’s standing in front of this renowned businessman in nothing but boxers,  blushing furiously out of sheer embarrassment.   he’s been trying to charm his way into helena’s parents’ hearts all weekend,  and it seems that any progress he might have made is currently heading out the window.   “bad decisions?”   he echoes,  scratching the nape of his neck.   pale blue eyes studying the older man’s features,  trying to figure out if he knows about his late night trip to helena’s bedroom.   how would he know,  though?   alex was stealthy.   

he has been staying in the guest room all weekend,  obeying the rules out of respect for mr and mrs wayne even though he’s no longer a teenage boy,  but last night he did sneak into his girlfriend’s bed.   to talk.   to read books together before sleepiness took over their bodies.   to snuggle and scratch her back and play with her hair…   nothing inappropriate happened between the two of them.   not last night,  not ever.   and yet,  he’s standing in the kitchen with the word GUILTY written across his forehead.   “do you mean the creamer?   a fan of strong,  black coffee,  are you?”   if there was a list of world’s most awkward and uncomfortable moments that a person could experience in their lifetime,  this particular one would surely make it to the top three.   “i’ll be going on a little jog,”   he always does.   every single morning at five-thirty.   “would you like to join me, @batisms?” 

[underwhelmingalchemist]

6 for the song asks

6. Makes me feel like I can kill god

Oooh, there's a lot. My favorite genre of music is "beats to slaughter a diety to". Here's a few of them:

-Divine CEO - LuLuYam [currently listening to this one as I type this]

-Show - Ado

-Gossip - Måneskin

-Kill the Power - Skindred

-Thunderstruck - AC/DC

-Cherry Bomb - The Runaways

-Fireball - Pitbull

-Rose's Turn - Glee

-American Trash - Innerpartysystem

Monstarrr - Ennaria

I have a lot more, but let's leave it at this for now lol. Maybe I should make a playlist

Thanks for the ask!

Song ask list

[alex-just-vibing]

What if Sally doesn't have any friends because of her weirdness so she just hangs around Kel and the others all the time.

So true lol

[piedoesnotequalpi]

Okay I need to know if “all dressed up for someone you never see” hurts as much as the title implies

So! While this one is a bit angsty it does have a happy ending! The title is shamelessly stolen from the song "False Confidence," which upon closer inspection seems to be about obsessing over what others think, but my initial interpretation was...not that.

Anyway, this is another Bachelorette AU tie-in that I'll hopefully write after I finish HIWB, and it's a series of vignettes from Albert's life that forced me to make some decisions about what year the Bachelorette AU takes place. It's a departure from the rest of my writing in that I am planning to write it in present tense (I think it'll fit the vibe better). Bullet points I have include:

Various church-related life events

Confusion over not relating to girls/crushes the same way his peers do as a kid

The struggle over getting relationships to last

The events leading up to him realizing he needs to leave the church

The breaking point for him deciding to apply to be on The Bachelorette

The summer after filming ends

The reason I chose that title is because to me it reads like skepticism of g-d: you dress up and go to [insert house of worship here], but you never actually see g-d, and so what's the point of it all? There's some commentary there about different perceptions of g-d and why Judeo-Christian is not a thing, but no one needs to hear me go on weird academic tangents.

[naggingatlas]

would u guys haaaaaaaate me if i made a ruehob wuvvy animatic set to not anywhere by alex g <33333333333333333