#that's so annoying

[shadowkoo]

bias selfie tag

i'm forever late and can't find the person who tagged me in my notifs but dw i got around to it eventually lak;jdsf;alksjdf

tagging these cool people & anyone else that wants to:

@jenoslutie @svtiddiess @yoonguurt @liveyun @sluttywoozi

@thisfuckingdeadlife @seokgyuu @onlymingyus @caelesjjk

@chryblossomjjk @shuadotcom @hopegguks @sailoryooons

@c-oupsie @jinstronaut @horanghater @wooahaeproductions

@hobeemin @yoonia @monvante @taegularities @jeonstudios

@beomcoups @kwanisms @ugh-yoongi @raplinesmoon

@xscoupsx @temptaetions @gimmethatagustd @ressjeon

[spacedustmantis]

NEW STRETCH MARKS ON MY TITS!?! I JUST BOUGHT FIVE BRAS LIKE, LESS THAN A MONTH AGO

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

why do movies now need like 5 trailers and 10000 teasers and shorts, like by the time the movie comes out you can watch it all by just putting those in correct order

[willow-lark]

@staff put my desktop layout back like it was thanks

[winxys]

why did twt decide to put the views where the like button used to be

[raan-miir-tah]

Amal has spoken to me, asking me to help boost her campaign to save her family from genocide. Please donate whatever you can reasonably spare!

[nervousmonolith]

figured out why i dislike the term non-man so much thanks random screenshot

[loveaankilaq]

People online (white) will create so many conspiracy theories that just boil down to "Asians aren't complete human beings with their own thoughts and autonomy" like maybe Chinese people are just going about their day to day life. Maybe a video of a North Korean person like chilling is just a person chilling, who isn't going to power down like a robot once the video is over. Stop being a fucking creep.

[candyskiez]

Y'all have gotta get more insane about platonic relationships like you are about romantic relationships. We need to get more annoying about them NOW. I need to see more meta and losing our minds over them. Get more annoying NOW. More than that. More than that also.

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[anthonycrowley]

he’s the moment

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[magnetostits]

the barbenheimer experience i had was so funny i saw oppenheimer first and in a quiet scene we could literally hear ken singing in the theater next to us and then during barbie it when was quiet we could hear a fucking explosion coming from the oppenheimer screening

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

ugh why do I still feel nauseous before going to work 😭😭😭😭

[neurovarious]

[otto-doctavius]

Logan and Mary Puppins are so “dad and the dog he said he didn’t want” coded. He was acting disgusted by that dog for 90% of the movie, then when they were going to fight the Deadpools that almost baby-talk “You won’t wanna see this, bub.” slipped out. Then ofc there’s the bit at the end when they’re all at the table and he’s just sitting there playing with her ears and laughing as he makes her high-five Laura. I see you, mr “she is NOT coming with us”. You like that nasty little dog