Need an au where Lois found out Tana was dating a teenager and went into feral overprotective mama bear mode
YOU AND ME BOTH MAN. @loisinherlane and i once spitballed one au in this vein where lois, who already has jon (a baby, like 4 or 5 years old, doesn't understand why his dad isn't coming home) looks at kon and can't let him walk away. this is a kid with her dead beloved's face. she's already a mom. she can't do it.
so she absolutely eats tana alive (kon doesn't see why she's so mad, but he's like okie dokie i still think that was overkill but sure?) (kon is wrapped around baby jon's lil pinky fingers. where that baby goes, he goes.) and takes kon in.
the comedy of this au is when clark comes back, and lois is so frazzled and overwhelmed she just collapses into his arms and cries and she's exhausted and she honestly just. she forgets he doesn't already know what's going on. she forgets she hasn't told him. so poor clark walks into the kitchen, sees this teenager who clearly looks like him staring at him with a spoonful of cheerios halfway to his mouth, and thinks, oh my god. i've somehow lost all my memories of our firstborn.
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Im soooooo hungry i neeed.... gaming trivia. tO live 😺
i mostly just have TF2 trivia, as its history has always been something ive always been fascinated with, so i hope these suffice:
The Pyro's Beta Head: While 8 of the 9 classes had their heads redone throughout development (to better show off Valve's new facial flex system), only the Pyro was left untouched, leaving them as the only class to still have their beta head.
Reference Posing Medics: In "Trailer 2", there are two Medics who are in their reference pose, during the first-person sequence of the Scout running through RED's base. While their role isn't clear, one likely theory is that they were meant to be camera positions for shots that were ultimately removed, in favour of the Scouts perspective, and Valve just forgot to remove or hide them. The second Medic even turns to look at the Scout as he runs by, maybe further proving their original purpose.
The Teaser Corkboard: While we don't have a clear idea as to what Valve had been planning with the "Teaser Corkboard", one likely theory is that it was created for the proposed update that would've included both Asteroid and Cactus Canyon, due to the few mentions of "Future", the blueprint of the rocket engine from Half Life 2 Episode 2, and Poopy Joe. Also worth noting, the two posters that were added with the corkboard share similar styles Asteroid and Cactus Canyon.
The Balls of Steel Taunt: Originally, The Love & War update was meant to include a lot more taunts than what ultimately shipped. One of the few to get scrapped is a taunt called "Balls of Steel", where the initiator would dare other players to kick them in the groin. While we don't have footage of this taunt, we do have voiceline files that reference the taunt's intention, as well as the name. The few files that remain were reused for other contexts, such as the Soldiers Conga taunt, where his "Ooh!" and "Ahh!" lines were originally his pain sounds for the taunt.
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☹ ☾ ✑ — @the-hazbeens
If you want to interact with me and don’t, tell me why (X)
☹ I’m an anxious mess who’s too scared to approach people
✑ I’m a side blog and I’m worried you don’t know about my blog or don’t want to interact with a side blog
☾ I feel like I bother people
Hey, you sent me a message, thats half the battle!! and babes bothering peopl is the point of rping lol you find people you like writing with and you send them Thing after Thing and if they answer they answer and if they dont they dont! do you know how many asks i send to @burning-fcols and @nifftyandlcvely on All our rp blogs and how many they send to me? its to the point we forget we sent shit until the other posts it, and its because we Bother Each other whenever we get an idea. Send People Stuff, and if youre afraid, do it afraid. itll be okay dude swearsies <3
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Lo. Love your Rejuv art. Just wanted to ask if you have more ideas for the au where nothing goes wrong (lie) for Pokémon Rejuvenation.
thank you!! and im sorry to say i do not! im very bad at coming up with ideas but i would love to hear others ideas on anything, though i will say when i started posting about it i had a brief thought of flora, florin, and talon taking melia and the protag with them to terajuma when they cheak out the tyluric temple as like a way for them to. get to terajuma. but idk how well thatd work out continuity wise. or what the whole terajuma arc would be like because of it
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I love how last dnd campaign, the party "catchphrase" was:
Beeli and/or Lin: -casually and confidently states the wildest thing you've ever heard and agree with each other-
Jean, the only one with intelligence, baffled: .....I don't know how to even begin reacting to that..
And so far in this one it's:
Wailë and/or Luca: -casually and confidently state the most pathetic/tragic/dark thing as if it's common, squabble about it-
Tun'acan, very cheerfully, thinking about how much therapy they need: "Oh that's sad!!"
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...no bc im obsessed with how all the 1931 characters are extremely basic and as deep as cardboard and then you got rm "rape victim who goes back and forth worshipping and being absolutely terrified of his abuser" renfield
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2 days before I have to send the calling card for Sae. Goro, the one who insists he Hates Me and that he will totally not have time for me after this mission (totally not bc he's gonna be killing me lol)... he invites me to the jazz jin. Talks about how useless teachers are. And then
"The time I spend with you is so meaningful." Definitely sounds like you hate this dude. Uh huh.
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