#the bar is literally IN HELL 🔥

[ragnarot]

I should say & I really gotta add to this my rules . that Jack reading your emotions is a BAD THING LMAO ( although to the uninitiated writers or to a naïve character it might seem as nice ) it means you’ve caught his interest and attention so much that he WANTS TO KILL YOU :)

thank you , thunder !

[deadghosy]

WHAT ABOUT HAZBIN HOTEL X EYELESS JACK READER ?!

Hungry for some kidneys 😋🏃‍♀️

STOPPP CAUSE I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM- WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME BRO😭 I THOUGHT THIS MAN WAS SOOOO FINE🦆💗 which he still is 🤭😘

HAZBIN HOTEL X EYELESS JACK! READER

prompt: an eyeless man gets dared to go inside of a cartoon for some free “food”

Ben had dared you to go inside of this cartoon show that was becoming popular. You said hell no of course….but then he said the impossible…

“Would you either go in the cartoon for kidneys or listen to me tell you the whole script of the new movie.” Ben says with a knowing smirk at which one you would chose.

Never in your life have you jumped into a tv before so quick. But here you are as you stand in the middle of a red twin with dead bodies around. So you smile behind your blue mask and got to work.

You were so busy kidney hunting, you didn’t notice a tall red figure behind you smiling intrigued at how you were only looking for kidneys with your scalpel. You felt skinny hands touch your shoulders as you immediately tried to stab the hand quickly. But it was a wrong move because you got pushed by some green magic.

“Quick reflexes. Amazing my friend! You would do good for this hotel im helping” the man said as you stared at him. Before you could protest you got transported to a damn hotel.

NOW ENOUGH STORY MODE TYPE SHIT! NOW FOR THE FUN🔥

I imagine Angel one time seeing you use your tongues to eat a kidney that was in disguise and Angel had so many dirty jokes for you.

“Omg, I bet you’re a woman pleaser aren’t you?” Angel says suggestively as you just raise a brow at him not knowing what he is saying.

Charlie would try to get you to wear brighter colors, but you literally deny it as if you are still stuck in your emo phase making Charlie get war flashbacks to her own emo phase.

Imagine taking your bluemask off and scaring sir Pentious into thinking you are a ghost to steal his eyes😭 so evil but so funny.

I can see husk literally side eyeing you as you just eating. Like he is just so confused how you don’t bite on none of your other tongues.

I know some people draw ej with black fingernails, but what if Angel had painted them for you instead 💗

Imagine a cartoony moment where Angel is like “ah shit I lost my wallet..” and STARTS TO LOOK FOR IT IN YOUR EYES 😭 straight up digging his hands in ya eyeless holes to look for it and he actually did find it with a smile saying “ah Hah found it!”

Legit Angel will remind you of Ben as Angel will shove his phone in your face saying some dumb shit like. “Do you see it? Do you see it ? Do you see it?” As he has a stupid smirk on his face. You snapped grabbing Angel by his throat as the crew tried to pull you off of Angel as he struggles to breathe. “It was worth it…”

I headcannon EJ! Reader and Alastor being compatible friends because they both eat from human meat. But both different as EJ! Reader just eats the kidneys as Alastor eats the whole things

NAH IMAGINE KID EJ!READER GETTING THE LEFTOVER KIDNEYS FROM PARENT! ALASTOR’S PLATE😭💗💗 (so damn cute)

“No no, you use the little fork and the knife to cut it.” “….I literally eat with my hands.”

Just two hungry boys staring at each other while discussing flavors to make out of people.

The egg boiz likes to bring you dead sinners as you had promised them to read them bed time stories for kidneys..I mean a fair trade is a fair trade. 🦆

Idk but for me it makes sense for EJ! Reader to bite someone’s hand while sleeping cause in the fanon! slender house they are use to pranks being pulled off so many times.

Literally husk was trying to wake you up cause it was your duty to do the bar tendering and you ALMOST bit his whole hand off if it wasn’t for Husk’s scream.

I can see Lucifer trying to show you his ducks because he found how amusing how quiet and blunt you are as he practically shoved a duck in your face forgetting you don’t have eyes.

“Do you see how cute and amazing this is?! It’s a duck that can do the splits while shooting fire!” “I see.” *awkward silence* “I’m so sorry-” “sorry for what.”

I can see how your dynamic with Lucifer is like “I think I forgot something x I have it in my hand..”

Charlie once had you in red as you actually just stood there while she took photos of you. It was like you were ready for the first day of school as Charlie squealed happy to see her new staff wearing red.

“SMILEE!” Charlie say excited as you just stand there trying to smile but it came out strained showing all of your sharp teeth. “Yeah don’t ever smile again.” Angel said in the background as you jumped at him like foxy in fnaf 2 😭

I imagine you just standing there as Alastor puts his arm on your shoulder like an arm rest. Literally you are “😐 what?” face as Alastor is obviously “😄 what a lovely day!”

I can see you and niffty just playing random games during break time as husk just cleans glasses at the bar. It’s a relaxing sight for once without you trying to get someone’s kidney.

I imagine you and Adam having so much beef as he is annoying asf to you.

“Why are you eyeless? So you can’t see how ugly you are?” “No, so I can’t see how fat you basically are so it won’t affect me.”

THE WAY YOU GAGGED HIM- 😭🤭‼️

I can see the Vee’s trying to get you on their side but you would probably just flip them off as you eat a kidney.

I can imagine Vaggie trying to find out why there is black goo on the hotel stairs to find you are crying since Charlie banned you to scalpel anyone’s kidneys.

Vaggie and Charlie give you the angel dust treatment and try to find any scalpels you have in your room

I can see after the battle of the heaven and hell, you would just stand there like “🧍🏾what the fuck just happened..” as you try to scalpel a few angels only for vaggie to pull your blue hoodie away from one.

When Lucifer first met you, he thought you was a teen demon who just got hired. He wasn’t wrong for the hired part, when you first spoke that man thought he heard god himself as his eyes were wide at you.

I can headcannon Alastor bringing a sinner to your door with a note that say, “eat well <3” and you just stand there like….. “did I just get adopted by a cannibal..” you said picking up the unconscious sinner and grabbing a scalpel.

NAH CAUSE I USE TO BE FERAL FOR THIS MANNNN😨😭😭💗💗 HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS ONE!🦆‼️

[welcomingdisaster]

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nerdanel returns to the royal palaces slightly flushed, her freckled skin and sizeable muscles glinting under laurelin's light. she knows her lady--her queen!--waits for her, and can no longer suppress the longing rising in her chest. it is wrong and yet it is so right....

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sweet thingol x reader headcanons 🥺

would gaze into your eyes for 100 years

grows long silver hair for love of you

wakes up every morning from sleep (thing elves need) and gives you good morning kisses (in elven tradition)

read more #not ok to reblog #mel writes

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[acesdiary]

A little jealous

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notes: THE COLLAGE ARC HAS BEGUN🗣️‼️🔥🔥

warnings: just Ace being jealous but mostly fluff (if you squint really hard there’s a bit of suggestiveness 😓)

paring: Portgas D Ace x gn!reader

wc: 372

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It’s funny; everyone on the ship knows that you and Ace are dating- hell, probably the whole world with how he shows you off. But damn, did you still get stares. Any time you went to a bar to get more drinks for both you and Ace, you’d get approached by someone, without fail. Ace wasn’t the jealous type, no.

Another party on Whitebeard’s ship had everyone drinking, including Ace. You and him were chatting along on the sidelines, as you do, when his hand came around your hip and he sat you down on his lap, hands looping around your waist and his eyes peering out over your shoulder.

You couldn’t see his face with your back to his chest, but he was staring at someone, someone who had been eyeing you all night. Knowing you would ask for a reason why you were seated on his lap, he muttered something into your shoulder.

“…You looked cold.” He said simply, not wanting to state the real reason: he was jealous; as if he wasn’t your boyfriend already.

“Ace, it’s the middle of summer, what’s your deal?” You knew exactly what was wrong, from the slightly curt response, you could tell he was jealous, you just want to hear it come out of his mouth.

“Fine.. but can we take this somewhere else?” He said before you gave him a slight nod, allowing him to drag you to the crow’s nest. Once the two of you were there, and when you made sure nobody was eavesdropping on you two, then let him continue.

“Look, I’m a little jealous—“

“A little? I could literally feel the steam coming out of your ears.”

“Okay, maybe a little more then a little- but what I’m saying is that you’re mine, and only mine.” He said while wrapping an arm around your waist, not noticing the small, amused smirk growing on your face.

“Only yours, huh?” You asked, not exactly expecting an answer, rather speaking to yourself.

He just let a small nod in response, resting his chin on top of your head before looking back in your eyes with slightly hunger in his gaze before he leaned in and captured your lips into a heated kiss.

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[writingoddess1125]

Just a Peak- 👀

Crack-Head Headcanon

You accidently see the guys naked

Spicy Themes 🔥 including oral 18+

Buggy, Mihawk, Crocodile, Shanks,

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Also a quick side note for everyone, This took forever since I had to do actual math! I looked at ALL of these damn characters and their height then based off of Odas fucking drawings figure out how their anatomy would lay in how he drew pants. Was it excessive- Absolutely 💯 was it worth it IDK

Buggy

• You all had been drinking on the ship, it was a fun party in all honesty. Buggy of course wanting to be flashing and show off how fun he was. Buggy who was fairly well drunk stumbled out for some reason you didnt hear-

• You stumbled out to potentially puke over the rails, However when you did you saw your Captian standing there clearly having finished relieving himself and now simply too drunk to put himself away as he stared out over the open ocean.

• You now knew why Buggy was so damn confident all the time...

• Thicccc, easy 8 inches flaccid and fit so well in his gloved hands it damn near looked picturesque.

• Have you ever seen a pretty cock!? When are cock pretty!? It's literally a perfect shape and color, with nicely trimmed ocean blue curls at the base.

Mihawk

• "AHH!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" Buggy screamed as he caught you staring- His face as red as his nose as he quickly tried to tuck himself away with sloppy hands.

• You quickly doing a U-Turn back into the hull of the ship- Face as red as a cherry and the image now seared into your brain.

Crocodile

• Being acquainted with Mihawk definitely had its benefits, in case really good drinks and the Bartender giving you free drinks cause they were hitting on The famous pirate!

• Mihawk had disapeared around 4 drinks ago, so you walled out of the bar to see if you could spot him. Turning the corner you spot him, but he definitely wasn't alone.

• There he was with thay flirty Bartender, her on her knees sucking him off. He looked mildly bored as well as he glanced down at her- However you couldn't help but stare when you saw her pull back for air.

• Long a solid 9+ inches , A bit thin for what you expected but clearly he made up for it in length. Pale, Slender, curved ever so slightly and thick hair at the base.

• You now understood the wide walk-

• Seeing the young female Bartender taking him fully into her mouth once mkre with a deep blush. Her nose pressed against the thick layer of black hair at the base- You see his eyes go up from the Bartender right to you

• His eyes met yours and he smirked- Like he was amused you had caught him this way, or that he was turned on by this possibly.

• Your face burned as he stared such strong eye contact with you. Quickly you snapped from your thoughts and hurried back into the bar. Finishing your drink quietly as the memory played in your mind.

• When Mihawk returned he sat next to you, not saying a work but you felt his eyes following you.

• Being a secretary was hard- being one for a famed dangerous pirate was harder- and then there was Crocodile

• He was a very picky and meticulous man that you knew better then to displease. So you had gotten his clothes from the cleaner (sands a bitch to wash out) and was dropping them off at his current residence. You had a key anyway so you walked right in, not expecting him there anyway.

• You were dead wrong however- Walking in it seemed Crocodile had just left the shower and didn't bother with a towel either. Stepping out steaming and having water running down his form.

• He was a big man (8ft3in -253 cm) you knew that... however you never connected it how that would translate in terms of.. his other anatomy however this just didn't seem fair!

Shanks

• It was easy 11 inches, the size of some people's forearm! Paired with it being very girthy it looked more like a weapon then an organ

• Paired with the lazy mess of wavy black curls at the base he clearly didn't bother taming.

• His eyes locking on your shocked face and how red you looked. A noise similar to that of a chuckle leaving him as he didn't even bother closing his robe.

• "Come here-" He said, taking a drag from his cigar and waving you to come back in... it seemed you would have a much closer look now-

• It had been a eventful day- A successful treasure hunt were the whole crew had pulled in a few billion berries for their own pocket. So you had all celebrated, Getting far too drunk in a short amount of time- Paired with delicious food.

• You still feeling buzzed you decided to drift off to get some rest before you got totally shitfaced

• Walking into one of the near by rooms to get some rest, the alcohol still making you fuzzy you realized far too late you'd stepped into the Captian's Quarters- and Far far too late into noticing their was your Captian half undressed clearly about to retire himself.

• A lovely white and pink member laying at a easy 8 in flacid and a forest of untamable red curls are the base of his cock that just lead your eyes there and only to there.

• He blinked at you surprised before cracking one of his signature smiles-

• "You okay Darling?" He said with a laugh, seeing your face so red and shocked.

• A twinkle in his eyes as he gestured for you to come fully inside.

• "Seems something has caught your eye, why don't we close up that door and talk about it?~" He said with a smirk. You nodding and closing the door behind you with a shy smile.

• Now how could you refuse that?

[gyunglitter]

the links

- just you dicking around with txt college!au besties

warnings: not edited, kinda long, mentions of gym bros, bitchless behavior, drunk fighting, mentions of camp rock, cursing, prolly should’ve put that last before the other lmao, partying, suspicious tampering with drinks

tags: txtxreader (platonic), non-idol!au, college!au, txt, lag, tomorrowxtogether, lesserafim, hansohee, drabble fics!, bulletpoint fics!

notes: bro i’ve been sitting on this for a while, but since i got sick, i finally had the time to actually write this—not very drabble fic of me, but i hope yall enjoyed it :) feel free to send in asks/requests abt this au!!

⚤ masterlist

just how did this rag tag group get together?

tbh with yall

the losers club took a while to actually get established

like

we’re talkin the end of the winter semester babes

to be fair tho☝️🤓

each of you were either awkward, antisocial, or autistic

but you all came around eventually

through small and simple means, the hottest friend group came to be!!

yeonjun + taehyun:

met in calc 101 in the winter semester

taehyun needed the class for his major

but yeonjun accidentally stumbled in on the first day and felt too awkward to leave

he tried to play it cool like he totally belonged

but taehyun could tell right when he sat next to him and his gigantic water bottle and protein shake

it only sealed the deal when yeonjun asked to borrow a pencil

“thanks! oh wow…i don’t think i’ve seen a pencil like this”

“it’s a mechanical..?”

“aha, yeaaaaaah…”

they really looked like 🤨 and ✌🏽🤪✌🏽

the both of them simultaneously felt transported back to their high school days

with yeonjun’s jockiness and taehyun’s brutal deadpan

the two intimidated the HELL out of each other😭

they were extremely awkward despite trying to act like they weren’t they totally were

but that hour of calc was pure torture

yeonjun made sure to stay far away from the engineering building after that lmao

it was only when they accidentally ran into each other at the gym that they bonded

after yeonjun almost dropped the bar on himself and his initial spotter got distracted

he swore he was gonna quite literally off himself at that moment

yeonjun was surprised to see the small kid from calc save him from his death with only ONE arm

an arm that was as big as HIS HEAD?!?! :O

after that, the two saw each other very often and became the ultimate Gym Bros🔥💪🏽

which took a lot of emotional work on both ends after their traumatic high school days

but taehyun STANS yeonjun and his diligence to zumba!

while yeonjun admires taehyun’s pull game when they go to the club together!

they became an unlikely platonic match made in heaven :D

soobin + hueningkai:

this friendship was DESPERATE

to be fr

soobin was LONELY :(

he’d be starting his third year of college and had yet to find his forever-friends his therapist promised he’d make once he made it to college!!

it wasn’t until he met his double at the Video and Audio Enthusiasts club meeting

a club created solely to use the conputer and projector room from 5-6pm every thursday to watch jujutsu kaisen without the faculty knowing

soobin had been apart of the club since his sophomore year when it started, but there was only so much socializing he could do with the same three people who come

at least until a very green freshman!kai walked in!!

it was kai’s first semester and first week away from home

and boy was he nervous

his older sister who had just graduated from the same college forced him to sign up for clubs in order to make good friends

she held his precious molang plushie hostage until he came back with proof of signing up for at least one club :(

BUT HE WAS SO OVERWHELMED AT CLUB RUSH??

all these ppl pitching why their club was so great with their bright posters, over enthusiastic campaigners, and loud music blasting from portable speakers???

kai just wanted to go back to his room and down the tub of mint choco he left in his mini fridge

but alas

the things he does for molang !! >.<

he signed up for the audio and visual enthusiasts club solely bc there was only one person manning the table

and she was knocked out

so when he signed up, he skedaddled out of there with the intention of showing up to one meeting before staging a dramatic but undeniable leave of absence

for the rest of the year >:)

little did he know his first day would bring him an adorable, lanky man who would never leave him alone!!

fr tho

soobin saw this 6’0 child who gave off “i WILL bit you” vibes and said

“he’s mine”

and the rest was history tbh

you never really see one without the other with the way they leech on to each other

the two of them honestly are complete angels together

beomgyu + you:

now

YOU TWO

if soobin and kai are angels, yall are the goddamn devils💀

you guys actually met your freshman year

you shared a lot of the same generals, but didn’t interact that much

mainly bc beomgyu was typically either gaming or sleeping in

meanwhile you always showed up to class zooted

unlike your classes that focused on your major, your generals were classes you couldn’t care less about

and your grades sure did show for it😬

your parents and teachers were worried you were gonna flunk out after your first semester and lose your scholarship

it wasn’t until the two of you were thrown together for a group project that things changed

forced proximity trope🥵

but not for the reasons you’re thinking!!

instead of working together, pulling all nighters, and trauma bonding together

you guys were the only ones slacking during all of the group meetings

the both of you succeed in pissing the other members off as yall constantly showed up late, distracted each other with origami cranes/airplanes/SMASH, and once got the group kicked out of the library for trying to secretly smoke a bowl behind the stacks

but you blamed that on beomgyu and his weak lungs

safe to say, you and beomgyu did a great job of alienating yourselves from the other members in your group

(fun fact: soobin was one of them—he HATED yall)

but you two ultimately bonded after skipping one of the meetings when you bumped into each other on campus and decided to go to the arcade down the street instead LMAO

after successfully beating him at the racing games and letting him win the sharpshooter games, the two of you were inseparable!!

especially since yall flunked that class and had to take it again the next semester lmao

you almost lost your scholarship

but for the rest of your classes, beomgyu helped you cram for your exams!

turns out your stoner-gamer-boy-bestie used to be student body vice president in high school??

he helped you pass the rest of your classes your freshman and sophomore years, in exchange you let him collect all your scarabs😭

hueninkai + taehyun:

this friendship is so cute omg

this came during winter semester, after kai established a friendship with soobin and restored some of his self-confidence

and with all his new, interesting classes finally catering to his curious nature

kai had started to branch out of his shell and thrive in the college environment

he still didn’t have any friends besides soobin, but he faced everyday with a bright smile :)

and then there was taehyun

fall semester had not been kind to him, having no time for socializing quite yet :(

poor taehyun at the time was exhausted from his ridiculous workload and would show up to class half dead each morning

BUT IN COMES HYUKA THE ANGEL😭

the two shared a life skills class and were seat mates

kai noticed taehyun’s state each morning

which wasn’t too hard since taehyun was slumped over his desk every morning and only woke up when class started

and sometimes not even then

in response, kai had kindly made a habit of bringing taehyun a coffee each morning and leaving it on his desk :(

not only that, kai was always just a natural energizer!

with his positive attitude and earnest countenance, taehyun couldn’t help but feel ready to take on the day as well !

as thanks, there never failed to be a copy of the answer key to whatever test was coming up on hueningkai’s desk the next day

taehyun really is THAT man🥵

ngl hyuka felt like he had a sugar daddy of sorts at the beginning

but the two have the sweetest friendship after that!!

they’re genuinely so grateful for each other and balance out really well

yeonjun + you + beomgyu:

a friendship that started off contractually

it was the winter semester of your sophomore year and you were in a bit of an artistic drought

the last time your work had taken off was a complete accident

you’d been high off your ass and posted a hodgepodge of the last 10 screenshots in your camera roll, smartly titled “Hell is A Teenage Girl”

it gained so much attention for its authenticity and now you had no idea how to follow THAT up :(

your bestie beomgyu constantly offered to model for you

but you could never take him seriously after he showed up to your house in lingerie so you could “picture him like your french girls”

“that’s not even how it goes, headass”

“it’s called taking ‘creative liberties’, birdbrain—and you’re supposed to be the artist?”

“please…just put some clothes on. i can’t take you seriously when your balls are in my face”

anyways

you were struggling to come up with anything after that stunt

until you saw your muse in him

the him being yeonjun, who came straight from zumba and was currently downing a bowl of ramyeon from the caf

you shared no classes, interests, or mutuals

but one thing you had in common?

you both thought he was hot!!

you had cornered him with the abrupt confession that he had the most "photograph-able" face and you needed to shoot him for a new project of yours

(with compensation, of course)

yall looked like 🫵🙂📷 and ⁉️😗🍜

yeonjun reluctantly agreed since he was broke and needed more ramyeon money

the shoot started off kind of uncomfortable since you two were incredibly awkward

but you eventually warmed up to each other with your terrible jokes that made him die laughing!

you never would've pegged him as a pun-lover, but you were certainly not disappointed :)

as the shoot finished up, you ended up going out for ice cream together

to which beomgyu crashed and ended up fighting with yeonjun about everything under the sun

it all started with yeonjun’s preference for mint choco, that everything started to go up in flames lmao

you were sure yeonjun would want nothing to do with the pair of you after that night

BUT THEN THE PICTURES WENT VIRAL

your work blew up once again and yeonjun got many modelling offers!!

with the newfound clout given to yeonjun, came an unlikely partnership between you two as you brought out the best in each other’s works

and with you, came beomgyu as a package deal

the two eventually ended up bonding as time went on and they discovered they shared many interests

but you were the glue to hold them together for a while since they never failed to get on each other’s nerves

tom and jerry fr🙄

everyone:

after a draining week of school and his zumba class getting cancelled, yeonjun decided he wanted to go to a party

he needed a drink and a good excuse to dance since his feet were happy and his hips were in need of speaking their truth

lucky for him, there was supposed to be a CRAZY RAGER this weekend

yeonjun was told it was thrown by some uppclassmen named jackson wang or something?

🤷‍♀️

BUT IT WAS PERFECT!!

but he couldn't go alone--he'd look like a loser

which he's NOT >:(

so he brought his gym bro, taehyun!

but then the two were faced with the predicament of looking like much worse

homosexuals!! :0

god forbid two men hang out in public

so taehyun brought his other bestie, kai!!

but mans hates large social gatherings and would rather drown in his toilet than watch the musclemen pull the pretty girls he was afraid of

so he brought the also bitchless soobin along to keep himself entertained :D

meanwhile you were also getting dragged to the party by beomgyu, whose band had gigged it, since he needed emotional support!

the event had started off fine!

beomgyu was killing it with his band

soobin and kai were awkwardly curbing girls' stares and suspicious drinks sent their way with queries as to a foursome

yeonjun was in the middle of a mosh pit, getting absolutely wrecked

taehyun was getting danced on by not one, but TWO girls

AT THE SAME TIME

and you were currently crowd surfing despite having no recollection as to how you got there

you were honestly not vibing since you had a slight fear of heights

and an aversion to sweaty men in closed spaces

so when you were eventually put down, you stumbled your way back to the kitchen to get a breather

and maybe a shot while you were at it—god knows you need one to get through the rest of the night

however, your plans halted once you caught sight of your beloved ex-group partner from biochem!!

“woah hey, soobie-boobie?!” you hollered

cue soobin, who was in the middle of a heated rant about the band refusing his request of playing “meant to be” by bebe rexha, freezing with a soulless look in his eyes

it was you

you (+beomgyu, btw) were the reason he had to pull multiple all nighters to complete your part of the project you failed to do the previous year

mans nearly lost the will to live during that project

he’d hated yall with a passion and did NOT fail to snitch after the project was submitted

it was bc of him that you had to retake that class and almost get your scholarship revoked

of course, nobody knew it was him, since he was a sly motherfucker and blamed it on kim chaewon instead

but he planned on taking that secret with him to the grave, since he would rather take a nap on the freeway than deal with confrontation

but he had no reason to, by the way you were calling for him with the dopiest smile on your face

he hoped he could get away with ignoring you since it was so loud

but then you let out a screech that pierced the heavens

“SOOBIE BOOBIE TOOBIE WOOBIE FOOBIEEEEE!!”

hhnggg

he closed his eyes to block out the sight of you now standing on the counter and waving your arms like crazy

if he couldn’t see you, then you didn’t exist

but, unfortunately, soobin wasn’t the only person with eyes and ears

“hey, hyung, i dunno if it’s just me, but i think that girl might know you!”

soobin opened his eyes to see kai waving back at the girl for him

soobin wanted to die when he saw you take that as confirmation to join them

“hey! long time no see!!” you greeted as you took a seat with the pair of them

hyuka easily took to you while soobin tried his best not to look utterly disgusted

“so how do you two know each other?” kai asked

“soobin and i were paired for a group project last year!”

soobin frowned at you, but you were none the wiser as you entertained the curious kai

“oh cool!! what class was that?”

“honestly, i have no clue! i was high half the school year, thank god soobin was there to help me and my other friend for that project!”

soobin scoffed at that, causing both you and kai to look at him questioningly

“was that a cough?”

“did you need a drink?” you innocently offered one of the many drinks the boys had discarded

soobin shook his head vigorously at that, making you shrug

“welp, more for me then!”

AND DOWNED IT

kai and soobin were too slow to stop you, and watched in horror as you finished the drink with a pinched expression

“holy shit, are you okay?!” soobin asked

but you were preoccupied with the upset feeling in your stomach

“ugh, what the hell was that?” you tried to stop yourself from burping, but you could feel yourself getting lightheaded

“ah man, i knew those drinks weren’t safe” kai winced, watching as you nearly fell out of your seat before soobin caught you

soobin groaned at the prospect of having to take care of you, but lifted you up a bit while you babbled and whisked yourself out of his hold

“hey, im fine—i actually feel great! we should go dance!”

and you were off, dragging an innocent kai with you to where the rest of the party was dancing to the band

not wanting to be left alone after you so rudely took his only friend, soobin ran after the pair of you

meanwhile kai, who had been dragged with you, felt like he was gonna have a panic attack in the face of all these people you dragged him toward

he felt like he was getting swallowed up in a sea of drunk, horny young adults

which, technically, he was

you were none the wiser to the boy’s fears as you started dancing

to hueningkai’s absolute horror, you were actually doing the camp rock stomp dance from the second movie

part of him wanted to ask you to drop a tutorial

the better part of him made him want to crawl in a hole and die

for the both of your sakes’, he blamed your behavior on the alcohol and spared you more embarrassment by turning away from you and looking for help

and his saving grace came in the form of his lord and savior, kang taehyun

mans was a lil busy with a few of the drunk and horny young adults himself

but what kai wants, kai gets!!

so when he called for his friend, taehyun came without a complaint

he also miraculously had a glass of water in hand, just in case kai got thirsty

“what’s wrong? do you need to go home?” taehyun worried, shoving the glass into his friend’s hand

kai was grateful for his friend

thank god he wasn’t too drunk to be helpful!!

kai merely shook his head at his friend’s questions, and started to drag him back to you

“there’s a girl who got roofied, and she’s doing the camp rock stomp dance—we have to help her!”

but when kai got to you, he found a mess

that mess being you and soobin squealing around while yeonjun was running away from another guy who looked drunk out of his mind and pissed as hell

how yeonjun and soobin got there? and who this other guy was?? and HOW the three of you managed to piss him off???

kai and taehyun had no clue

but they could tell things did not look good for yall

soobin was currently hiding behind a disoriented you, using your inebriated self as a shield

meanwhile yeonjun was narrowly avoiding haphazard punches thrown at him, practically dancing away from them

“what do i do?! what do i do?!?!” yeonjun screamed

“DRAG HIS ASS!” taehyun yelled, right before socking a random guy in front of him

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” kai screamed, leaping away from the new, unprovoked beatdowns taehyun was causing

“fighting my demons!”

maybe taehyun was a little too drunk to be helpful :/

kai scrambled towards you and soobin, who had backed away from the initial fighting pair

“what the hell happened? i wasn’t even gone for two minutes!!”

“i found y/n right after you left, who had saved yeonjun from the mosh pit—”

“—mans was getting his shit blended in there—”

“we were about to come find you, when y/n grabbed some random guy’s ass—”

“—to be fair, i thought he was kai—”

“and when the guy turned around to fight her, she blamed it on yeonjun!!”

“well, duh! i’m just a lil girl!!”

kai blanched at you, while you pouted up at him

you were all like 🥺 👉🏽👈🏽

you had such a sweet look on your face tbh, that kai and soobin almost cracked

before you turned around barfed into a potted plant

things literally could not get worse

“WORLDSTAR! WORLDSTAAAR!!”

it took the three of you a second to realize where that yelling had been coming from

but you finally found the source when you looked on stage and found beomgyu filming the fights going on

“fuck me, he’s here too?!” soobin whined

and while beomgyu had gotten your guys’ attention, he had also gotten a few others’ as well

“hey, you got your friend filming me? i’m here on scholarship!”

the big guy yelled, grabbing yeonjun to hold him still as he went to punch him again

“oh fuck,” yeonjun muttered

beomgyu fumbled around with his phone and guitar, going to brandish the instrument in one hand like a weapon to help out his friend

but luckily didn’t have to when a pot smashed against the attacker’s head, knocking him out cold

the partygoers watched as the big guy dropped to the floor, right in front of yeonjun

yeonjun looked in disbelief from his side of the fallen body

over to you on the other side, your hand still raised in the air from its defensive attack

“holy shit!” beomgyu gasped

“holy shit!” you gasped back

the party was silent for a second

before everyone erupted in cheers!! :D

and everyone stood up and clapped

“THAT WAS AWESOME!”

people around you were jumping around and back to partying again

meanwhile the rest of the group came back to you

“are you guys okay??” kai asked

“i think i just shit my pants,” yeonjun breathed, clutching onto his chest

he looked as white as a ghost, but he didn’t get any injuries

luckily, the guy was too drunk to properly do any damage to yeonjun

but he was still afraid at the possibility!!

you merely nodded at kai in acknowledgment, before leaning tiredly on the person nearest to you

which happened to be taehyun, as he kept you upright with his non-bloodied hand

and then there was beomgyu, who ran over to yall with his phone in the air

“oh my god, i got the whole thing on video!!”

“did i look cool?”

you asked him tiredly from your position

“kind of, you’ve got a bit of barf on your chin, but i could probably photoshop it out later!”

“let’s gooo!! :D”

the two of you fist bumped, before yeonjun turned to you

“thanks for knocking that guy out, y/n, you saved me”

“but she was the one who got you in that mess—”

“of course, yeonjun! what are friends for?!”

you unknowingly interrupted soobin, causing everyone in the group to clap at your selfless words

"come on, let's all get out of here and get some ramyeon--on me!" yeonjun pulled out his daddy's credit card

causing the rest of the group to cheer

soobin’s eye twitched at yall SO HARD

“are you fucking with me rn?? SHE’S the reason this all happened—?!”

but soobin was drowned out by your guys' cheers as you all headed for the door

"come on soobin, before that guy wakes up and tries to go for round two!"

kai shouted, dragging soobin along and stepping over the guy that was still passed out

"oh, what the hell," soobin gave in, internally praying for the strength to tolerate you and beomgyu for the rest of the night

"woah wait a sec," beomgyu said deliriously, looking at soobin like he just realized he was there

"soobie boobie? when the fuck did you get here?"

soobin, on cue, gave the heaviest eye roll known to man

"i've BEEN here, motherfucker!"

…..

…and the rest was history!!😅

after that, yall just kind of gravitated to each other until suddenly

your snapchat streaks were too high

you’d gone grocery shopping for each other’s favorite snacks

and your moms all knew abt each other and would constantly ask abt you

yall were in too deep and decided to just kind of stick together after that :)

[just-my-latest-hyperfixation]

WIP weekend

The omega Eddie fic is spiralling out of control (what else is new, hype?), demon Eddie is finally about to get some action again, and I'm allowed to start sharing bits of my rbb fics soon, wheeee!

Send me an emoji and I'll write and share three sentences from that fic.

The two RBB fics are a bit of an exception, as I may only share spoiler-free bits, so you'll get a snippet of my choosing from any place within the fic. (I'm good to share snippets starting 3rd February. Feel free to send in asks now and I'll answer them as soon as I'm allowed.)

🦇 Possession

🔥 Omega Eddie

🐠 rbb fic 1

☀️ rbb fic 2

Snippet from 🔥

(CW: omegaverse, forced heat)

And, well… shit. 

Because that obviously means he's not in hell, even though that is beginning to look like the preferable option here. Most things, honestly, seem wildly preferable Eddie's current situation. 

Waking up to find himself neck-deep in his first heat in literal years should be bad enough, shouldn’t it? 

Coming to the realization that the atrocious wallpaper you're currently staring at and the pillow you're currently humping belong to the most infuriatingly pretty himbo alpha in town? Seriously? Can't a guy catch a break here? 

The answer to that question, apparently, is no, because that is the moment he hears a door open. Eddie yelps and yanks a random blanket over himself to cover up.

“Jesus fucking Christ, knock, will you?” 

Steve lets out an entirely un-alpha-like shriek and flinches so hard that the tray in his arms tips and the contents go spilling all over the floor. He swears and drops to his knees to gather everything back up. There's candy bars and several cans of drinks and fucking sandwiches - peanut butter and jelly, cut into little triangles with the crusts removed. Eddie is starting to wonder about potential side effects of the drugs they gave him, because clearly he must be seeing things.

Taglist: @somegirlsomewhere

[fsbc-librarian]

So guys, I’m sorry, but HUGE rant incoming here - turn away now if you don’t want to hear it!

I am the biggest pusher for leaving comments on AO3. Hell, I can even break down 4 different comment types that are all perfectly acceptable for anyone feeling shy or not knowing where to start 🤷‍♀️ but authors, please remember:

YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO COMMENTS.

As an author, I know comments are amazing! They give you a kick, they give you fuel, they make you feel wonderful, someone has read your work and loved it!

And I love the authors: you’re giving me stories for FREE and if all it takes to to pay for this is to comment, then HELL YES! I will comment!

But you’re not entitled to my comments. You’re not entitled to anything from anyone. Respect goes both ways.

🔆

For those curious and wondering where to start, these are the four comment types I personally recommend and know that I - and my author friends - love:

Type 1: Hieroglyphics

Where the reader leaves no words, only emojis. Minimum of one (1), up to 1000.

Type 2: Basic

Short and succinct, to the point. Usually lovely, may or may not include emojis . “I loved this!”, “Wow! 🔥”, “Thank you for writing this!”

Type 3: Textbook

Where the reader leaves a three part comment that is literally perfect - compliment for the fic overall, highlight a specific bit, let the author know that you’d love to see more. “This fic is so good! I loved the bit where X fell off the couch! I haven’t stopped laughing 😂 I’d love to see more if you ever decide to revisit this ‘verse!”

Type 4: Derangement

No holds barred. Can be a wall of emojis, a step by step commentary, unintelligible flailing, overuse of the word “wow”, left in a positive manner, and quite possibly involves the theoretical throwing of Australian marsupials. It may or may not involve personal stories, tangents, shopping lists, or reminders for things that are only very distantly related to fanfiction at all.

(It should also be noted that type 4 is the type I use when my friends post work, so the ‘derangement’ descriptor is my own, and is said in good fun.)

🔆

The other side of the commenting coin is for how authors choose to respond to these comments. SO THIS IS FOR THE AUTHORS!

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REPLY TO COMMENTS!

For those who do want to respond - but maybe you’re a bit lost about what to say - keep reading!

Type one is the easiest to respond to, if you choose to respond. Leave a single emoji in reply, a 💜 or a 🌸. Get fancy with it, and leave 1 emoji for every emoji they’ve left you. Or keep it simple and just say “thanks”.

Type two is also easy to respond to. “Thanks!” or “Thanks for reading!” Chuck out an emoji if you’re feeling fancy!

Type three can be difficult. You can still easily just say “thanks”, or you can stretch it out. “Thanks for reading! I got a laugh out of writing that bit, I'm glad you enjoyed it too! Keep an eye out, I might be tempted to come back!”

Type four is usually fun, because you usually know the person who commented, so you can respond in a manner equally deranged, or you can just send them a heart or other emoji(s) of your choosing 💜.

🔆

However.. maybe there’s something else going on, or this is an old fic, or you’re taking a break from writing and you just don’t feel like commenting.

If that’s the case that’s perfectly fine - you can leave it be. Remember, you don’t have to reply. But if you choose to? Be kind. It costs nothing to be kind, and it keeps newer people in the fandom. Maybe this commenter has just found your 6-year old fic, and didn’t realise how long ago it was written.

If you do want to reply, you can say “thanks for reading! I’m actually taking a break from writing right now, and this fic is so old I'm not likely to write any more for it, but i’m glad you liked it” or “Thanks for reading!”. Hell, you can even leave a heart 💜 or a 🌸 or the old classic 😊.

Don’t forget: commenters and authors alike, we don’t know what anyone else is going through, and most people don’t have multiple platforms, so maybe the person who commented on your work doesn’t know anything about anything you haven’t posted on ao3 in author notes.

🔆

All this to say, kindness goes both ways, let’s all just have a little respect for one another and remember there are people behind the avatars who are, entirely possibly, just trying to be nice and supportive which is exactly what we want our fandom to be.

[cyberdragoninfinity]

🔥 your turn. pokemon, i choose you!

🔥 despite the fact my favorite pokemon/primary foreversona is ninetales, a gen one pokemon, i do not think kanto is a particularly interesting region, and i would be perfectly content never visiting it again in a future game (barring some insane PLA different era type experimenting.)

🔥🔥 people rag on the Violet Paradox Pokemon for being "boring" but imo theyre fucking fantastic and horrifying Pokemon designs and i love them so much. "ohhh why are all the future ones just robots." they're literally not 'just' robots first of all. theyre all Objects, very explicitly described as Things. supposed weapons and lab experiments and cyborg hybrids. How is that not super interesting to you!! An The way they move is SO cool and so eerie, I love it. They sleep by Completely Shutting Down. Iron Jugulis's Entire Face shuts off. i think they should make even more future pdox pokemon.

🔥🔥🔥i feel like pokemon design really started hitting its stride only by gens 3/4, and each gen has gotten stronger and stronger in its respective pool of creature design. swsh were not very good games but god DAMN if gen 8's pokemon designs weren't fucking cool as hell and so full of engaging details and interesting ideas brought to life. The entire Applin line alone is a more interesting set of creature designs on even just a conceptual level than a solid half of gen 1 and gen 2's pokemon designs--and of course it's a not an especially bad thing that earlier gens' dexes are full of more simple monster concepts, and one can always have their personal favorite 'mon preferences, but genwunners (and at this point gentwoers too) dying on their hills over how their Late 90's Pixel Beasts are THE height of Pokemon concept and design and everything else after was bad are, uh. nearly completely objectively incorrect.

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[risingsouls]

🔥 //let it out I love hearing your thoughts on stuff <3

It's Bitching Hours || Open!

[lol why i'm fucking annoying

This is from way out of left field but I hate that this "if my partner even looked at another person, I'd burn their house down!" had become normalized? Like are you that uncomfortable in your relationship that you would freak out that much over everyday interactions that are unavoidable in most people's lives? Like I've legit known and dealt with people like this irl but I just don't fucking get it. If you can't trust your partner to to be around people, how the hell are you in a relationship with them? That sounds fucking maddening.

Like for a concrete example, I saw people hailing this character from Yellowstone as like...a hero for women in relationships? I think her name is Beth? Idk but literally every time I've seen her in this show, she's being violent and just awful (basically it feels like they tried for strong woman and WAY overcorrected with her, in short; a lot of people will defend her with SHE'S HAD A SHITTY LIFE OMG but idk fam...I find it hard to feel bad for her but that's another convo). Anyway, the clip was of her and her husband at a bar. She was over doing her own thing and this woman came up and started flirting with her husband, or was basically just ignoring her, might have told her to get lost or that he's married idr. She sees this, walks over, and cracks a bottle over her head. And everyone, from the person who posted the video to people in the comments are like OMG YAS QUEEN. THIS IS HOW YOU DEAL WITH THIS. aND HER MAN STOOD BY HER IN PUBLIC THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT MMMHMMMM! And I felt like I was being gaslit because I'm like wait no that's a little psychotic like ????

But I see these takes constantly on social media and it just baffles me...like why is this where we are? I'm an angry mf but even I think I would have enough damn control of myself to not act like that. I don't think it would even cross my mind to? Idk.]

[evansbby]

I loved it! 🔥 I don't like how Steve acted with the reader, but I find his behavior more concerning than appalling. I see that he tries to control himself, but loses control at times. Like I find his actions repulsive, but I also can't help but feel bad for him. It's like he tries but can't help himself. And I don't like how Ari was taunting him during the game. At that moment I couldn't help but feel bad for Steve, it's like Ari was trying to make him lose control while Steve was trying to remain cool and that was messed up. I know I probably sound crazy, but that's my opinion so far. I'm looking forward to seeing the rest whenever you publish them. Great work! 💯👍🏾

Bestie, you don’t sound crazy at all! Yes, it really seems like Steve tries to control himself but just can’t sometimes. And he does seem apologetic after is explosive episodes lol. Not that that excuses his behaviour but again, the bar is literally in HELL for WG!Steve and WG!Ari lol.

But yep… it almost seems like Ari and Curtis planned the taunting during the game bc they knew Steve would blow 🤔🤔🤔 Was it just to win the game or was Ari trying to show reader Steve’s “true colours” ?? 🤔🤔🤔

Wanda was a terrible friend hehe and yep, i think the next chapter will show us whose team to be on. Bc WG 1 and 2 (and even 3) showed Ari at his worse and WG 3 (and even 2) showed Steve at his worse… So it’s up to them to see how they act in the future!!! WILL THEY GET BETTER OR WORSE WHO KNOWS MEAHHAHAHA

Thank you so so much for reading and reviewing bestie ily ily🥹🥹🩷🩷

[creativebrainrot]

💪🔥💐 for pyrs and gwyn!!

(@commander-winterberry)

PYRS (he/him)

💪 : What is your OC’s most physically attractive attribute?

Oooh I think his broad figure. He's quite muscular with a broad figure and healthy layer of fat on him.

🔥 : What’s a surefire way to make your OC get flustered?

honestly just complimenting him in general always surprises and flusters him. Louis has a certain tone of voice he uses on Pyrs to fluster the hell out of him. Flirtatious touches during a conversation really get him too.

💐 : What is their courting style? How would they woo someone?

Pyrs tries to "do everything right," he tries to "follow the rulebook" so to speak. He courted Louis by nervously asking him out a few times, after the, "right amount of dates," he and Louis kissed for the first time. (Mandatory mention that Louis thought he was so fucking adorable the entire time he acted like this.)

He didnt keep that attitude up for too long. He settled into the natural patterns he found with Louis after only a few months but the first 4 were like that. Pyrs nervously following The Correct Dating Protocol.

MAELGWYN (he/any)

💪 : What is your OC’s most physically attractive attribute?

hi im going to gesture at all of him because hes my babygirl, my sunshine, my cinnamon apple

no- okay, joking aside, DEFINITELY his figure. Mans has that good ole' "Dorito Shape" to his torso. Broad shoulders, a grabbable waist, an eight-pack. (and oh so many battle-related scars.)

🔥 : What’s a surefire way to make your OC get flustered?

Literally ANY genuine and unique compliment. If you notice a little thing he does, that no one ever notices, and you compliment him on it. He will System_Error. He WILL 404_Maelgwyn_Not_Found. Maelgwyn.EXE has stopped responding. etc, etc.

It just surprises him so much and it aims DIRECTLY for his heart and soul, you will kill him if you do this.

As for a more sexual way to fluster him, turn the tables. Take control or be dominant with him and he will become submissive so fast and get SO flustered. (IF youre already in a relationship with him or he trusts you. Hook-Ups cannot usually use this tactic on him.)

💐 : What is their courting style? How would they woo someone?

He invites people out to bars or his VIP room in a local drug smoking den outside of amnoon. He basically treats most relationships the same as he treats his hook-ups. He ends up in relationships by accident, IF, you can get past his feral cat "emotions are scary" phase.

He's more tender and kind with people he wants to have a relationship with. He gets them gifts he thinks they would genuinely like.

[ASK GAME]

[bonesandthebees]

Rest of the chapter!

I absolutely love Wilbur's spite (referring to the line "You seem to be pretty good at finding out information I didn't tell you"). The fact that he said it in public means that Jack and Niki are going to be very curious/concerned about what exactly went down. I wouldn't be surprised if that comes up later as a plot point

Oh, Tommy standing up for Wilbur when Tubbo tries to talk behind his back while literally in front of him is great. Reinforces what I said in the last ask about trust. It also furthers the idea that Tubbo is playing an antagonistic role in this fic. Tubbo's viewpoint is definitely understandable. That's actually my favorite type of antagonist - the guy on the sidelines who's actions make complete sense yet they're still causing problems for the main character.

Also, the irony that Tubbo was concerned about Wilbur hurting Tommy up in Quackity's bar is not lost on me.

Then Tubbo's spite to actually have the full on argument about Wilbur's life right in front of Wilbur. It makes sense, and Tommy brought this upon himself and Wilbur. Yet it still feels fucking brutal.

Then all the friends converge in and it just becomes more clear to me that nobody understands Wilbur and Tommy. Nobody but each other, and even that is a shaky understanding. Aimsey and Jack* and Tubbo himself start fighting and the thing is that they do not know what they're fighting about. All it's doing is making Tommy and Wilbur more upset.

(* Jack, Niki, Phil, and Techno understand Wilbur & Tommy better than the other characters do because of the time they've taken to understand them. They still don't have the full picture)

Shit. Just got to the part where Wilbur stopped Tommy from escalating the fight. The fact that Wilbur was preventing Tommy from attacking Tubbo and Tubbo pulled out a knife.

Yeah, Tubbo's definitely an antagonist. And I'm fucking loving it.

"And don't you dare call him a fucking dog again." Yes Tommy! Slay!

I understand now. The narrative impacts of Wilbur's escape attempt are not falling on Wilbur and Tommy's relationship. That's relatively unaffected. The narrative impacts of that plot point are about everybody else. Everybody who doesn't understand Wilbur and Tommy.

Then comes that moment.

This is what's so dangerous about Wilbur's loss of identity. This is why his religious trauma is such a problem. This is getting me to understand why Tommy felt it was so important to use a proper name for Wilbur. It's because without one, Wilbur is not a person, and if he is not a person then why does he have the right to live?

In Wilbur's view, his right to existence was granted to him by Clara, not by his personhood. Now that he is not serving Clara, he does not deserve it.

Then the revelation that Wilbur is not going to die. Fate has literally dictated that his going to live.

And Wilbur feels that he is failing Clara by not dying.

Fucking hell.

(However, in Wilbur's own worldview, this outcome should mean that he is still serving Clara because he still has the right to live. Once he calms down, I bet he's going to realize that. That means that he's probably gonna keep trying to do right by her. It's like he's pushing a boulder up a mountain. This is him seeing it roll all the way back down. He's going to go down and do it again, isn't he? When will he finally stop?)

"Don't call me that."

(Yeah, he's not stopping anytime soon.)

-🔥

lmao of course wilbur was gonna be spiteful he's sooooo petty

I wouldn't say tubbo is solely going to be a main antagonist, but he's definitely playing an antagonistic role at this point in the story. again, I don't like to simplify things like that. the reality is far more complicated. and tubbo isn't trying to be an asshole either. he wanted to have the conversation in private, but tommy refused, so he got annoyed at this best friend and doubled down. it's brutal, but that's kind of on tommy.

you got it though. nobody understands what's going on between wilbur and tommy except the two of them. even then, they don't fully get it either. their strange trust doesn't make sense. but it's there and like you said, niki, jack, phil, and techno have a better understanding of it than anyone else in the temple, but they still don't get it fully.

tubbo only pulled out a knife to protect tommy from the pythia. if tommy had attacked him, tubbo wouldn't have pulled it out. he'd never actually try to hurt tommy, just like tommy would never try to seriously hurt tubbo.

the escape attempt DOES affect wilbur and tommy's relationship, just not in the way you expect. but the impacts are far more broadly seen with the rest of the deathlings instead of the two of them.

yes this is exactly why it's so important that wilbur gets his identity back. he's got such an unhealthy mindset and it's going to manifest in some very dangerous ideas like what he pointed out there. you'll get a better idea of his thoughts on all of that in the next chapter :)

thank you flame anon love hearing your thoughts as always. so glad you enjoyed!!

[khaleesiofalicante]

Hola Dani 👋🏼 ¿cómo estás bebecita? Espero que tu día haya estado mucho mejor que el mío (that bar is low AF) mi día fue largo y lleno de reuniones tediosas que habrían podido ser un email 🤦🏻‍♀️ I really miss being a preschool teacher!! Kids are fun and never ever boring 🙌🏼

At least I had LBAF'S newest chapter to look forward to...

The One with the Equal

Magnus kept telling himself that he would simply run into the boy in a century or two.

He can’t really be dead, can he?

He cannot, he is NOT!

Look at him sleep so sweetly. As if he hadn’t been causing earthquakes in the Baltic Ocean an hour ago.

🤣🤣🤣

It took them less than a minute to find him – with the magic of tracking and pure parental terror.

Malec are strong AF because I would have die 3 times if mi bebé precioso had called me in such a panic 😭😭😭

“She is still breathing,” Alec yelled as he picked the girl up, she was limp and unconscious in his arms. “Magnus. We have to go.”

Oh thank every force in the universe, I was actually scared of the "Dani strike again" but alas, you've shown mercy this time!!

“Magnus, we don’t have the time. We have to get her help,” Alec said urgently.

Yes, there is, take it, take it taaaaake it!!!

His pale eyes filled with regret. “It’s real.”

Well duh... all of this could have been avoided if you hadn’t treated him like the crazy bitch he was!!

Gigi wanted to say something dramatic like ‘I don’t need Lexi! I need answers!’.

Marcus didn’t deserve an ironic death. He deserved a painful one.

I agree!! I wanted fire lots and lots of fire!! 🔥🔥

Rafael kissed her hand. “You like him, don’t you?”

Who doesn't like my son?? He is the sweetness 🥰

Hot tears started to fall down his cheeks. Rafael sobbed quietly as he held her hand and begged her to come back to him.

¡Ay no! Mi bebé precioso no llores, ¡rápido que alguien abrace a mi bebé! 😭😭😭

“Like your dad,” bapak said gently. “I like it even more now.”

Me too!!! Also I want to peek at that list!!

“It’s a privilege to be someone’s namesake,” bapak smiled. “It means someone loves you and respects you enough to want more of you in their world.”

I love this so much!!! 😍 I have so much love for my twins not only because they are awesome and great gay disaster but because we share a name and I feel connected to them 💚💚💚

She wondered where he was right now.

In hell where he belongs!!! Burning as he should!!!!

To be killed by the very thing you love.

Mallory wanted to die in Max’s arms. She would love that.

Please, please, please, let this be foreshadowing 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

“You have a warlock boyfriend?” mum asked. “Can he help bring Marcus back?”

No!! What she has is a severe case of the crazies!!

These bitches are really jumping all the way into crazyland, I'm an astounded by their deliriousness 😯

When the seashell fell open, she was blinded by the blue light.

Fell open??? What do mean "fell open"?? Nope... I don't like this!! I knew they should have taken the seashell!!!

“Didn’t I tell you?” she asked. “I am his equal.”

Daniela what have you done?? Why would you do that???

Thank youuuu Dani!!! I am beyond terrified about this Mallory development... babygirl you are an evil genius, I did not see that coming, holy fuck!!! But I'm also beyond excited... is it friday yet???

Thank you, thank you, thank you... I am love you 💚💚💚💚💚💚

omg alex why is adult life literally just attending meetings that all could have been email??? i hate this shit too. my day was okay, i think. i had a task to do and i didn't do it so i am not very happy about it. I'm hoping to finish it by tomorrow morning!

AND AH SORRY ABOUT MALLORY SHE JUST DOES HER OWN SHIT DNCKDNCJKS SHE IS OUT OF CONTROL ISTG.

I am love you too and hope tomorrow is kinder 💚

[marie-hoe]

This is for any ploy combination. You can choose if it’s 40’s, mafia, or evanstan. The boys notice you getting attention from a very handsome man. You are mildly flirting with this handsome suitor, and your boys are not happy. This causes a fight on the way home, but once you get home, you show your boys just how much you care and love them (yes, I mean smut). 🥵🔥

Herb

Words: 2377

Warnings: angst, smut; oral, eating ass, vaginal sex

AN: Not me literally forgetting that I was going to post on Saturday and remembering it on Sunday...

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"Steve, are you seeing this?" Bucky spat, gesturing to where you are stood, smiling and laughing with a stranger.

Steve follows his gaze, seeing your smile and shrugging. "I'm sure it's nothing Buck. She's just being nice. It is her coworker, babe," he mutters, bringing his drink to his lips as his teeth grit, the false positivity seeping through.

Bucky shook his head, knuckles knocking the bar below them as he tries to listen to Steve. He brings his gaze to the smaller boy, watching as Steve's jaw clenched as the symphony of your laugh is carried throughout the bar.

"That's it," Bucky spits, pushing away from the bar as he began walking in your direction while Steve tires pawing at his arm, pulling him away as he mutters his name.

Bucky ignores the man, knowing Steve didn't stand a chance holding him back even if life depended on it, and threw an arm over your shoulders, only hearing the butt-end of the conversation you were having.

"... that's very sweet of you."

"Hey, Sunshine. What do you say we get out of here?" Bucky asks you loudly, boasting proudly the pet name to everyone around while staring your coworker down.

"Oh, excuse me, I just asked her a question," the stranger muttered, his fingers wrapping lightly around your wrist in a way to not allow Bucky to pull you away.

Bucky feigns shock, holding a hand out to the man as he introduced himself, "By God, I apologize, my man. I'm Bucky; how in the hell are you?"

Your eyes widened at Bucky's tone, bringing your hand to his chest to calm him down as your coworker-- Herb-- shook his hand. "Buck--."

Steve remained silent behind you two, conflicted with stopping Bucky but upset with the idea of you flirting with someone else.

"Sunshine, Herb asked you a question. What did you ask her, Herb?" Bucky announced, turning his searing gaze to you as he waited for the man to respond.

You swallowed thickly, taking a deep breath under his unsettling gaze, knowing they had seen and heard parts of your conversation that seemed... inappropriate. You glanced over Bucky's shoulder to Steve, meeting his hurt expression as Herb repeated his question.

"Can I take you to dinner sometime, (y/n)?"

Again, Bucky's faking shock and gasping while a hand clutches his heart. "Sunshine, isn't Herb so sweet? What do you think, honey?" His tone drips with fury when he speaks, nearly bringing tears to sting your eyes as Steve once more is pawing at the man's arm.

"Bucky, come on. Quit it," Steve murmured.

Bucky chuckles at your silence, turning around to Steve and allowing him to pull Bucky away as you stood there silently, holding your breath and begging yourself to not cry.

"Is that your brother?" Herb asked once they had exited the bar.

You took a deep breath, annoyed at the man and the fact you had entertained his overtly friendly behavior for so long. "I told you, Herb," you stated, bringing your cup up as you splashed your beverage in his face, "I have a boyfriend."

Herb groaned at the cold liquid flooding his face and shirt, scoffing as he watched you fleeing towards the door while he barked cockily, "yeah, well it looks like your boyfriend has a boyfriend!"

You stopped in your tracks, turning around by the exit to see everyone in the bar now paying attention to you and the debacle. Flustered by the eyes searing into you and the need to reach your men before the anger festers in them, you silently rose both hands, flipping Herb off.

A few claps, whistles, and cheers erupted from the crowd as you pushed the door open and ran to the car where Steve was trying to calm Bucky down.

"Oh, Sunshine, you should really go find Herb; I heard he's quite the date," Bucky teased when you reached the car.

You sighed at the man, shaking your head before responding, "Can we just go home, please. It wasn't what you guys think you saw."

Steve nodded, pointing at Bucky to get in the car while he opened the door for you to slide in the backseat. You smiled meekly, resting your hand gently on his and whispering, "Thank you, Stevie."

His eyes avoided yours, jaw clenching as he mumbled weakly, "get in the car, (y/n)."

The ride home is horrible. The tension in the air is thick enough to slice. Steve's eyes keep meeting yours in the rearview mirror as he drives while Bucky's so mad he's tapping his foot.

You took a shaky breath, knowing that you needed to bury this before you got home because there was no reason either of them should be upset with you... they weren't even privy to the conversation before Bucky had barged over at debatably the worst time in the conversation.

"I wasn't flirting with him," you stated bravely, holding your breath as you awaited the response.

"Weren't flirting? Sunshine, I don't know if you noticed this but the entire bar could hear you giggling and laughing at Herb!" Bucky yelled, turning away from the window and towards you and Steve.

You stayed silent, not having enough strength to speak without crying, but it only fuels the fire. "And we literally heard him asking you out, honey. He said it while we were standing there... with you under my arm!" Bucky continued yelling, getting louder and louder with every statement.

"Buck," Steve began, holding his hand on the man's flailing arms, "can we not yell in the small car?"

"Well, Steve, you saw it!"

"So what, he asked me out?" You yelled over him, getting more and more frustrated with the tense air. "You didn't even give me a chance to say no before you barged over!"

"So what? So what! Stevey, she thinks it's not a big deal for men to flirt with her!" Bucky barked.

"That's not what I said, Bucky! You didn't give me time to remind him that I had a boyfriend!"

"That is wh--," Bucky began yelling, only getting cut off by Steve yelling over him.

"Buck! She said remind him."

"Of course remind," you said as if it was a given. "Herb asks me out every time he sees me-- all of the girls at work. He's relentless but HR won't do anything to stop him."

Steve's gaze met Bucky's as you explained, mentally telling the man to calm down while pulled into the driveway.

"Yeah well...," Bucky started strongly, turning his attention out the window as he thought about his next point. "You were laughing an awful lot with someone who won't leave you alone," he mumbled, lowering his gaze to his fingers in his lap while Steve turned in his seat to look between you and Bucky.

You chuckled at the man softly, leaning up to slot your hand over his, "Buck, he was telling me a story about how Jenny rigged his chair to break when he sat in it because she was annoyed with him."

Steve chuckled softly, bringing a hand to card through your hair as you both watched Bucky huff dramatically, throwing his hands up in defense, "so, I'm the asshole here?"

You and Steve chuckled at him, shrugging at the man as he shook his head. "Bucky, I would never flirt with a man when I have two for me right here. Especially with you three feet away, what kind of woman do you think I am?"

A groan vibrated in his chest as he realized how ridiculous he had acted. "Steve was right," he whispered, leaving Steve to shrug confidently-- a silent 'I told you so.'

"I love you, Sunshine," Bucky muttered, toying with your fingers.

You smiled, glancing at Steve who's fingers were twirling your hair as he silently watched everything resolve itself. "Prove it," Steve said shakily, eyes worriedly flickering between you and Bucky.

You cooed at the blond, raking your fingers through his hair, watching with adoration as he leaned into your touch. "Go wait for me on the bed, baby boy."

Steve swallowed thickly, swallowing a moan as he nodded and opened the car door and walked briskly to the door. You watched with a smirk as he reached the door, turning around while fumbling with his keys when he met your smirk.

Bucky chuckled at the blond, rubbing his hand down his chin before you stopped him. With your fingers around his chin, you pulled his attention to you, eyes raking across his face. "You too, big boy. You don't want to miss out on me proving my love do you," you pouted, forcing his head to shake a 'no' with your grip as he muttered the response breathlessly.

You brought your lips to meet his softly, mumbling your command against his lips, "bed, baby."

The brunet didn't even to try to hold in the groan as he fumbled with the car door and made his way inside the house to meet the blond.

You giggled at the sudden control you had over the men, loving the affect you had over them.

You sighed happily as you made your way in the house, kicking your shoes off as you heard the men whisper amongst themselves mixed with the sound of belts hitting the floor. You smiled to yourself as you walked back towards the bedroom, pulling the zipper down on the dress you wore, letting it hit the carpeted floor when you stood in the doorway of the bedroom.

The sight before you had your thighs clenching and your bottom lip between your teeth. Both men laid on the bed, resting on their elbows as their eyes scanned over your body, their hard cocks resting firmly against their abdomens, tips glistening more and more the longer you stood bare before them.

"Such good boys," you cooed as you walked closer to the men, crawling on your knees between their bodies.

Their cocks twitch when your cool palms planted on their thighs. Your nails lightly scrape along their skin, raising goosebumps under your touch, and your smile grows when you hear a muffled moan emitting from Steve.

You hum as you turn your attention to the blond man. You hover your body over his, using your knee to keep his legs separated as your lips left a trail of soft kisses up his body. His hands rested on your hips gently, fingers pushing into your soft skin while allowing your lips and tongue to continue their rampage on his body.

When your face meets his, you smile down at him as you move your legs away from his, shuffling over to slot yourself between Bucky's legs and giving him the same treatment. A moan leaves Bucky's lips while your tongue licks along his skin, eyes glancing up to Steve's as his hips lightly buck in the air.

"Sunshine," Bucky groans as your face hovers over his. His fingers entangle in your hair, pulling you down to meet his lips as his tongue pushes into your mouth when you giggle at him. "I'm sorry," he muttered breathlessly when you pull away to catch your breath.

You pouted at the man while grinding against his hard cock, earning a guttural groan from him. "Hush, baby," you cooed down at him, watching him come apart below you.

You grinned over at Stevie, who had his cock fisted as he watched you with Bucky, and motioned him over. The man jumped to his knees, wrapping his hands around your face as he kissed you hungrily. Bucky used the opportunity to reach up and grab your breast, thumb rubbing your hardened peak as your cunt mixed your arousal with his leaking precum.

His fingers pinched your nipple, gaining your attention as you moan against Steve before pulling away from him and looking down at the brunet. "Sun," he whined, bucking his hips up into yours.

"Stevie, go let Bucky eat your ass and I'll suck your dick, okay, baby?"

Steve wasted no time as he shuffled over to Bucky's face, hovering over him while you teased your wet cunt with his leaking tip. The three of you groaned in unison as you sank your walls around Bucky's cock while his tongue laved at Steve's puckering hole.

Your hips moved at a steady pace as you leaned down, tongue licking up Steve's length before taking him into your mouth.

"Fuck," Steve muttered, his hips torn between bucking into your mouth deeper or pushing down on Bucky's tongue farther.

A smirk plastered to your face as you watched him fall apart through your lashes, feeling Bucky's cock twitching in your velvet walls. Your lips popped off of Steve as your hand replaced the warmth from your mouth, thumb pressing against his dribbling slit, "are you gonna cum for me, baby?" You ask, tongue lapping at his balls before sucking them into your mouth.

He groaned a response, nodding quickly as Bucky continued his work on his hole. Your lips wrapped around his cock once more as Bucky's feet planted flat on the mattress, fucking up into you as he chased his release while you encouraged Steve to his.

"Come on, baby. Come down my throat," you mumbled before pushing him down your throat.

His fingers wrapped in your hair as he held you down. Your nose grazed the blond hair on his pubis, lips curving slightly as groans slid out of both men's mouths. Their cocks twitched almost simultaneously as they released themselves into you.

You grinned widely at the boys, both panting wildly and tired. Steve shuffled off of Bucky's face, laying beside him as the brunet left kisses to his forehead while you watched them from the foot of the bed.

Bucky smirked down at you, wrapping his fingers around your ankle before pulling you down, hovering his body over yours as he whispered huskily, kisses trailing up your body on his way, "I think it's our turn to prove our love to you, now, Sunshine."

You giggled at the men, feeling the bed dip under Steve as he made his way beside Bucky, kissing along your body as Bucky had before adding, "I think it's only fair, Sun."

[a-pirate]

Sorry for taking so long! Thanks for the ask, @smilepal!!

💋 How affectionate are they with their friends? Their family? Their romantic partner(s) (if they have any)? Are they more physical or emotional when it comes to displaying their affection? Why?

He's been known to hang off a friend or two. Probably literally two ever. Like I said before, you're basically family at that point. If you get a hug from Kit, and it was his idea first, man you're stuck with him for life. He's only slightly better emotionally, but not much. His affection is being around for someone. You might get a "there, there, don't be cry-" from him, but he's not gonna leave you.

Even though he never understood why, he grew up not trusting anyone because his mom didn't trust anyone, so it's rare that he's ever truly affectionate even with people he likes. It's part of the reason he and his one-and-only output broke up. It's not that he's not inclined to do/be better with affection, it's that he doesn't feel safe to.

🌹 How easy is it for them to connect with others and make friends? On the flip side how easy is it for them to make an enemy of someone? Are they the kind of person who hangs around the food table at a party and never talks to anyone or are they the type who can talk to anyone?

Depends on the party. He's perfectly capable of talking to and even connecting with anyone in Night City. He's downright charming when he wants to be. But it's far easier to make an enemy of Kit than it is to make friends. He operates on a better safe than sorry protocol, willing to drop anyone who hasn't scaled his walls at the drop of a hat for literally any reason. Give him a bad feeling, make him mad, insult someone or something he likes, get ready to square up (most likely) if he doesn't just walk out the door (least likely).

🔥 Give us a list of general likes and dislikes, such as colours, textures, music, weather and other stuff!

He likes scopburgers, yellow, pink, Dr. Paradox's television interruptions, Safe and Sound with Sargent Dobbs, Joshua trees, katanas, spring, cherry chocolate ice cream, (the idea of) dogs, and LOVES karaoke. He dislikes white, silence, nomads, most major corporations, Rayfields, fish, the badlands, the time in fall when you can't freaking tell if you need a jacket or not all day.

Bamboo fabric stands out as something he likes, simply because he didn't know what it was until recently. His headband is made of it, or so that's the theory. One young ex-corpo pegged it immediately when they felt the softness of it. Hell, could even be a bamboo silk blend, they said. Kit took it right off the neck of some rich lady in City Center.

🍑 Where is your OC’s favourite place to relax or calm down? Recount a story of their time spent in this place! What makes it so special to them?

If it's not one of the piers on the ocean side of the city, it's Lizzie's. It became a bit of a safe spot for him in his teens, with most of the Mox knowing him and Mateo having a bit of a soft spot for him, so he'll go sit at the bar and people watch or bug the bartender. If he's in a particularly bad mood, he'll often get banished to a corner or backroom. But being at Lizzie's just has a calming affect on Kit, despite how busy it is (or because of it). He sits and watches and listens, and slowly forgets why he needed to chill in the first place.

It's a similar story on a pier. It's loud, there's people, it often stinks, but the wind typically carries all that away. Until some punk tries to rob him, that is.

⭐ What is your OC afraid of? Any crippling phobias or some such? How do they act when scared and what helps them calm down? Does anyone ever find your OC scary? Why?

🥝 What does a bad mental health day look like for your OC? Walk us through it with them. What kind of things can help them out of this slump and what kinds of things comfort them when they start to feel like this?

I'm combining these two questions/subjects because they sort of go hand in hand. And I kept writing basically the same thing twice.

Unless they're a child seeing him mad or someone actively in his crosshairs, people don't often find Kit scary. People usually thing he's just some shy puppy.

Kit has a fear of abandonment. He lives in fear that people he likes, and especially loves, are going to simply vanish one day. It's a perennial and pretty much the baseline starter for any and all anxiety that he has, and it can be crippling in its own way from time to time. When he gets to feeling anxious, he starts pushing people away. More like shoving.

This goes hand in hand with his bad mental health days. In the best case scenarios, he'll be the one that disappears. He'll go to Lizzie's or an aforementioned pier and be there until he feels better, gets suitably distracted, or someone finds him and drags him back to reality. He won't go without kicking and screaming, though. And biting and fighting. When he gets anxious over this his fear, or is just having a bad day generally, he will do or say something he later regrets. (He once snapped at Mama Welles, proving no one is off limits. That was the only time he ever truly apologized for it, though, instead of simply slinking back with his tail between his legs.)

He likes people more than he lets on, as genuinely prickly as he can be, but he has trouble believing that anything ever will last and feels he'll be left all alone as soon as he gets comfortable. It's happened before and it's gonna happen again.

I don't need a heart fuck you.

🍋 Does your OC act petty and jealous easily? What sort of things make them feel like this and do they experience guilt for getting so worked up? How do they deal with these emotions when they get them? If your OC doesn’t feel like this often, why not?

Oh yeah, he can be quite the jealous person and his jealousy usually precedes an anxious episode. It's almost like clockwork. He starts making jabs at the person (and sometimes thing) that's triggering it. Snide comments, spilled drinks, broken things -- it's all on the table and it will get worse until someone notices it or his target leaves. How does he deal with these emotions? He does not. Does he feel guilty? It depends on who calls him out.

🌸 What does your OC’s voice sound like? Their laugh? Are they good at singing? Do they have an accent?

He's got a smooth voice, slightly on the higher side. He usually laughs through his nose or his teeth, but a really funny joke might get an involuntary "HAH!" He's alright at singing, but could be good with some training. Boy loves karaoke. He's got a solid Southern Californian accent on his own, but it tends to change depending on who he's hanging out with. It's completely involuntary.

💗 What would your OC say is their best feature? Why? What do their friends / family / lover(s) / people they know think is their best feature and why?

"My face, I dunno? Fuck you, that's why." - A panicked and shrugging Kit.

"Kid's got heart, you just gotta dig for it. Plus, he's little so he can crawl through windows and shit when I can't." - Jackie

"His brain. He's smart. I could have used an asset like him back when I was in counterintel." - Val Vega

"His smile." - Erik Kennedy

[scoff] - T-Bug

🧡 Who is your OC’s favourite person? Why is this person the top of their list and have they actually met them (an idol or rolemodel or celeb can be someone’s favourite after all!).

Look, it's Guadalupe Welles. He adores Mama Welles because she was the first and only person to immediately cut through his bullshit when she cornered him in at El Coyote Cojo, instead of throwing him out like Pepe wanted to do. The Coyote's not a bed-and-breakfast. It was most likely a combination of person, timing, and mental state, but she started giving him jobs safer and steadier than anything he'd been doing up to that point in his life and didn't say his name like he was a tool to be used and discarded. (In fact, she's the only person allowed to call him his real name, or her personal nickname for him, "Gatito.") He'd do anything for her.