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itsapmseymour · 1 year
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The sacred text…
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certifieddudette · 3 months
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look at this fuckign sillymans i tamed in my parens' pond today
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gaybroons · 1 year
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THIGHS???
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quilt-cove · 1 year
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Papa? Sorry, papa? Sorry. Papa? Sorry-
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muffinlance · 5 months
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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
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wasabi-gumdrop · 5 months
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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6
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lilislegacy · 7 months
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imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.
and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.
and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.
frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.
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hotgirlcastiel · 23 days
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pocket-dragon · 9 months
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POV you ate shit during the family drama hour and your adopted peepaw needed your dogs help finding the Temple
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menoftiktok · 1 year
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Boris | Bearly Athens Pool Party 2023
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canisalbus · 2 months
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✦ I've been saving all my summers for you ✦
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squipedmew · 11 months
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I went to go see the fnaf movie and someone had set up a picture of markiplier in the chair next to me for the entire movie
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fleshmonger · 2 years
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Rotating Sandwich Mood Board
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Rotating Sandwich Mood Board
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gaybroons · 1 year
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I’m obsessed with him
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ciearcab · 8 months
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how do you live?
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lxscivia · 7 months
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Follow me for more.
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