#the competition is insane

[vagalumess]

In a few months, I'll be in med school

[chanstopher]

Bang Chan ✧ Go! Poolside SKZ 1

[front-facing-pokemon]

[hoomanbeaning]

"... 'you came back to me because you wanted to, daniel,' armand always said calmly, face still and radiant, eyes full of love. 'there is nothing for you now, daniel, except me. you know that. madness waits out there.' 'same old dance,' daniel invariably answered ..."

anne rice's the story of daniel / the devil's minion / or the boy from the interview with the vampire

[budd-ie]

I like to imagine Xie Lian checking in on heaven every once in a while for business or something and now that heaven barely has a central government and people are more relaxed without any one scary force up their asses all the time he sometimes comes back to some pretty weird stuff. After all, every god is a nosy drama queen and everything has the potential for a competition. Imagine if one day some smaller martial gods got bored and started an arm wrestling contest and whoever won started bragging about it which caused some other martial gods to want a piece of the action. Because every martial god is overly competitive by nature, this eventually gets weirdly out of hand and now the top martial gods are having the most legendary arm wrestling tournament in history. Xie Lian walks in in the middle of it, bewildered; “Oh, no thank you, I couldn’t possibly, I should be quick, San lang is waiting for me—“ he answers but a simple “come on, your highness!” and a recap of the latest events is all it takes to convince a top martial god to give it a shot.

Across the room, Feng Xin just obliterated another round and is on a crazy hot streak. His spirits are high and he’s ready for his next victim as he looks across the table, and the opponent in his view is none other than Xie Lian.

A cold sweat runs down his back.

Of course it ends with Xie Lian vs Pei Ming, the grandest showdown they’ve seen in a great while, and Xie Lian going home that night to that San Lang of his with another weird heavenly trophy to put in the display case they had to make for all these weird prizes he keeps bringing home from work. Who knew gods really are more idle than ghost kings!

[thecheesyboi1315]

Shoutout to the biggest payjay shipper

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok way too early in the morning for a weekend . His hair is frizzy. It’s somehow hot and wet. He’s being eaten alive by mosquitoes while sitting in a folding chair in a field.

When he pans the camera over a little more, you see Nancy sitting next to him in her own folding chair (her’s has cup holders). Eddie’s just like, “POV: when your same gendered spouse randomly joins a co-ed summer soccer league.”

And then him and Nancy wince at the same time because Steve and Robin somehow kicked each other instead of the ball.

[tezzaa]

so apparently these sylvanian family looking little shits hit like trucks

[rippledawn]

I think all gay women should be watching climbing, one because it’s super fun to watch but also guys have you seen how buff climbers are??? So many back muscles holy shit 🥵

My favourite climber, Janja Garnbret looks like this like holy shit guys

Not to be a lesbian on main but wow wow wow

[knific]

and then they all left their boxes and kissed

[ef-1]

I came dressed to kill 🖤

[vanpalmr]

VAN "MY GIRLFRIEND ALSO HAS SUPERPOWERS" PALMER YELLOWJACKETS 2.04 (x)

[justkillingthyme]

Happy Emmy Wemmysday!

I think she’d be the quietest sore loser ever

Thank you @makeitmakefolsense for the request!

[criminalmindsfanantic]

POV: Strauss sends the BAU to see a doctor about their caffeine consumption

Doctor *professionally concerned*: i highly recommend keeping track of your caffeine intake so that you can see just how much you are ingesting

*back at work*

Penelope *finishing her energy tea”: how many are you at?

Derek *scrawling numbers on a notepad*: im about to go for my fourth coffee before i take lunch

Penelope: oh i am totally winning this thing! *refills her largest mug again*

part 2/?

[everlusts]

on my way to make every single minute of this elf show about haladriel like oh he smiled? for galadriel! oh he’s manipulating? for galadriel! oh he’s obsessed? yes with galadriel! oh he’s standing there w an evil smirk on his face as the close up lasts 30 seconds? that’s actually because he’s currently sending take me back 🥺 to her through the telepathy channel he’s unfortunately been blocked in. he’s going to destroy the world you say? well he’s doing it so they can sit on pointy chairs (definitely out of her own will) and rule evilly together awww

[overlyinvestedinlife]

Anyways here Carlos Alcaraz being Janniks biggest supporter 😌

Carlos continuing to be Jannik’s biggest supporter and believing in Jannik even when Jannik didn’t fully believe In his own ability is just so fucking dear to me and I eagerly away the day we can watch them duke it out in a finale