"The Customer is Usually Wrong." is a sketch comedy series about customer service and the eclectic customers. Only on CSB Television. Search for it on Rumble and YouTube.
I hate that the intended recipient of discord's feedback page will never see the actual messages. I feel like the company would respond faster to complaints if the higher-ups were the ones reading through everyone's unbridled rage instead of some poor intern.
by Johnny Martyr
On my way to work, I called the local camera shop to verify they had the camera I found on their website the night before. I was so excited when the employee reported that he had the Zeiss Super Ikonta in his hand that I replied “I’ll be there in about ten minutes to buy it!”
It’s amazing that I didn’t notice the Zeiss when I’d visited the shop just a week ago looking for a…
for context, I work in a coffee shop as an intern and with kids with disabilities and autism (like me ♥), so , I CAN BE PATIENT WITH THEM, but it happens that I raise my voice if you do your own thing without listening to me,especially if there is a risk that you will break machinery by mishandling it and while this is happening, a customer out of nowhere says "Leave her[me] alone, angry women don't know about anything"
1- who are you?
2- Who asked you for your opinion??
Yeah, the gardening section is over there. Under the giant sign that says "gardening." You might want to visit the safety gear section first. No? Okay. No, I'm sure you'll be fine.
Reminder that “the customer is always right” is about personal tastes, and personal tastes only.
Since everyone has different personal tastes, then obviously you’re going to have customers who LOVE things that you think are stupid or gross.
It’s not about them being “right” as in “objectively correct” but rather “the customer knows what they want better than you do.” If you think pineapple on pizza is gross, you’ll still put it on the pizza if that’s what the customer orders.
The idea of “the customer is always right” is only to remind you to be open-minded about the range of services/products you offer in order to please a range of tastes. If you only make dresses in colors you like, you lose a lot of potential profit from customers who like other colors.
It basically just means “the customer is always right about their opinion.” Someone demanding you to honor an expired coupon is indeed right about their opinion, but they are absolutely wrong about your store policy.
To be honest I think you should be allowed to like. Have a sign that explains this, and the policy should be to make people read it out loud every time they try to invoke “the customer is always right” before you’re able to continue helping them. Like a real-life captcha.
Me dealing with a sexist jackass that most definitely does not provide my salary no matter how many pennies he throws at the evil corporation I'm employed by trying to use fear tactics against me (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was abused most of my life by my mother I KNOW FEAR TACTICS WELL FUCKER)
Sj:If this is how you act (I'm paraphrasing I was shaking after dealing with vizzini) they I should talk to your manager
Me:she's over there gesturing around the corner
Sj: *surprised I called him on it* what's his name
Me: HER NAME IS TAYLOR SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE SHE HAS RED HAIR
Vizzini storms off I see my boss come around the corner less then 5 minutes later sees its me cause I gave him my name as a "fake name" sees its me and peels back around the corner like nope she looks pissed
Apparently he stormed into the back and asked to speak to her was taken aback when he realized my boss was a pretty girl who was even younger then me yeah not a happy man
All this because when I was doing my job he moved his cart blocking me from moving cause I only had so much space to get out and there was also someone in front of me and asked to get behind where I was which I said I was trying to get thru where he'd just blocked me and if he hadn't he'd never had to say anything at all told me to go ahead
Then proceeded to berate me because I should have let him get his cookies instead of being concerned with idk getting out of his way so he COULD get his cookies and I could do my job and he's a customer so he's the one paying my salary
My coworker described him as an unsuccessful mafia boss and thus I'm dubbing him vizzini
"The Customer is Usually Wrong." is a sketch comedy series about customer service and the eclectic customers. Only on CSB Television. Search for it on Rumble and YouTube.
Kim teaching Harry how to skateboard and Harry teaching Kim how to roller skate.
Harry thinks he fucking sucks at first because Kim gets the hang of roller skating pretty quickly. As it turns out, skateboarding is a lot harder than roller skating.
I don’t know where I’m going with this. Um. Kim still prefers skateboarding because of the technical aspect and risk factor but he’s surprised he enjoys how chill roller skating is.
Harry enjoys skateboarding because a) time with Kim as a teacher and b) oh wow a challenge? Your physical instrument loves challenges. You will conquer this with the force of your—what do you mean this is more the centipede’s thing? Holy shit no wonder Kim’s so cool