one thing about me is that i love answering questions. you could ask me the most ridiculous hypothetical known to man and i will consider it with scientific curiosity and sincerity
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Releases pikmin creatures into your home
What will you do?
probably have sex with them i guess
oh fucm *slides my hair back and sprays perfume into my mouth* agh agh cough fuck wrong thing *sprays that other shit into my mouth then pops my shirts collar* what's up lil mamma. how about we find a quiet place to sit and make the whole place wet... EUGH!!! what's all this then!!
anon. anon. what do i do if she's a milf
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Transitioning is fun because you get to experience all of the shitty ways people treat women when you're young then all of the shitty ways people treat men when you're older!
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its wild to me that people dont think washing urself in the shower with ur bare hands isnt enough. like its still soap. u wash ur hands every day with just your bare hands. is that not enoguh. do u not think ur hands are clean after you wash them
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These construction workers that are redoing the road I live by need to fuck off
The DUG IN MY YARD (didn't tell anyone why) and broke a gas line and somehow didn't notice before simply reburying it and I'm so glad someone else smelled it outside because I would not have
And now it's not even 8 in the morning and they're already being loud
I'm so ready to start throwing rocks
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I'm sure someone on here will get a kick out of the fact that I have yet to do a single non-obligatory battle in the indigo disk dlc
They turned me loose to go find the elite four and I. Have not bothered to fight any of them or any trainers along the way
Pokedex is almost done tho, got all my biomes upgraded while hatching solosis eggs
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