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mikeslawyer · 6 months
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ryllen · 4 months
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said wolf,
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sparkling12 · 1 month
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I'm curious, in general do we prefer Poison Ivy with Green Skin or Nah?
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oh reblog for more responses please lol
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etherealspacejelly · 4 months
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one thing about me is that i love answering questions. you could ask me the most ridiculous hypothetical known to man and i will consider it with scientific curiosity and sincerity
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carterashsart · 3 months
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my builder, Eliza.
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sysig · 1 year
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I’m just saying I think he has a type (Patreon)
#Doodles#Wander Over Yonder#Commander Peepers#Sylvia#Black Eye#I guess technically sort of lol#The implication of ♪ The lead-up to ♫#I read Peepers as bi with a preference towards men and Sylvia his inverse lol#They work well as mlm/wlw solidarity too! Including understanding each other in That Bi Way y'know?#But I do also think that Sylvia is his type haha ♪ All these things can be true at once! Relationships are complex and ever-changing!#I also think it works best one-sided on Peepers' end - Sylvia is busy! And as just stated relationships are complex#Not just in trying to keep a relationship - they do see each other fairly often! - but also in keeping it private to both of their comforts#Being found out by their counterparts would be interesting hehe ♪ Wander would support them of course#Hater would probably be furious even just at knowing Peepers had a crush on her tbh - feeling lonely but also worried about intel haha#He's smart he's not going to go around leaking information like that! If anything he'd probably just be more ruthless to vent his feelings ♫#''Grop-darn Zbornak with her ability to bench me and stomp me into the dirt >O('' lol#The interpretation of him thinking he's sick over thinking he's romantically entangled is so correct#I also like the thought of Sylvia immediately having a repulsion reaction to finding out that Peepers likes her haha#''He WHAT??'' Wander would probably not help in her coming around just infodumping all his good points that she's not interested in lol#But then seeing him being that perfect little mixture of pathetic and competent that Peepers exemplifies <3 What's not to like about him#They have the right dynamic to get close! They have the potential! Fumbling and awkward the whole way but what other way is there hehe#It'd be so fun to watch ♪ What's there is already so fun to watch!
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Releases pikmin creatures into your home
What will you do?
probably have sex with them i guess
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oh fucm *slides my hair back and sprays perfume into my mouth* agh agh cough fuck wrong thing *sprays that other shit into my mouth then pops my shirts collar* what's up lil mamma. how about we find a quiet place to sit and make the whole place wet... EUGH!!! what's all this then!!
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anon. anon. what do i do if she's a milf
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mothdotz · 1 year
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Bug’s Night Out
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malhare-archive · 8 months
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Transitioning is fun because you get to experience all of the shitty ways people treat women when you're young then all of the shitty ways people treat men when you're older!
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infernape · 3 months
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its wild to me that people dont think washing urself in the shower with ur bare hands isnt enough. like its still soap. u wash ur hands every day with just your bare hands. is that not enoguh. do u not think ur hands are clean after you wash them
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starfish-comics · 6 months
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Bloodmoon Island was not our favorite of the places we've been so far.
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piwitchbeyotch · 11 months
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fellow taur furries of tumblr: HOW IN THE HELL DO WE RIDE BIKES
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fluvsie · 1 month
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These construction workers that are redoing the road I live by need to fuck off
The DUG IN MY YARD (didn't tell anyone why) and broke a gas line and somehow didn't notice before simply reburying it and I'm so glad someone else smelled it outside because I would not have
And now it's not even 8 in the morning and they're already being loud
I'm so ready to start throwing rocks
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mistspinner · 8 months
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a post for like two people but: Orion Lee from first cow has big Tenzig Tharkay energy
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jellojolteon · 9 months
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I'm sure someone on here will get a kick out of the fact that I have yet to do a single non-obligatory battle in the indigo disk dlc
They turned me loose to go find the elite four and I. Have not bothered to fight any of them or any trainers along the way
Pokedex is almost done tho, got all my biomes upgraded while hatching solosis eggs
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promithiae · 5 months
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*spends day doing farm work*
Ok :) time to relax
*fires up Stardew Valley*
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