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kelkilou · 3 months

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I didn't take part in Summer Vees Week, and all the art was super cute - but whenever I saw the group drawn at an earth-like beach this is honestly all I could think about-

#I am always getting blinded by my phone screen has no one considered this would happen if Vox was actually in the sun #no one can ever see his face #just squinting and shielding his head so they can see his expressions properly #hazbin hotel #this is probably the 2nd dumbest thing I've provided to a fandom since that LeoSagi doodle

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lygma-nygma · 5 months

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Honest to god Titans Tower is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened in comics to me? Like, there's so much to unpack here it's insane?? The tear-away stripper Red Hood costume? The knock-off Robin costume with the stupid ass yellow tights that somehow looks worse than if Jason just rocked the bare thighs? The way Jason is drawn like he is fully 35 with two stepkids and a mortgage? Jason inventing fanfiction about Tim and Bruce's relationship in his head because he refuses to believe Tim actually stalked his way into being Robin?? Trying to mimic his crowbar death by beating Tim with his own staff but I as a reader am entirely unable to take it seriously because of those stupid fucking tights-

And then you get to Tim's side of things and he says like, all of 5 things the entire time and three of them are a coded 'fuck you'. He has absolutely no time or respect for Jason's pity party and it's actually hysterical because Jason cannot stop yapping. Meanwhile, Tim is like, definitely losing the fight which makes it funnier?? Then the ending?? Jason scrawling "Jason Todd was here" on the wall in blood (or red paint meant to look like blood, up in the air) and signing it with a handprint like he's a middle schooler who just discovered Creepypasta???? Ripping the 'R' off Tim's costume when he's literally already unconscious?? Zipping away from the scene thinking "damn I actually like that kid, wish I had friends tbh"??

And then it's literally never brought up again.

#He's running away from the crime scene and I'm just in the back shouting at Jason Peter Todd to explain himself #Bestie not one of those choices made sense are we hitting the sauce too hard?#This is the only thing Jason does in the UTRH era that actually reeks of 19 year old to me #Also the whole scene has the vibes of that one post #guy in a fist fight very clearly winning but he's sobbing and wailing the whole time #guy visibly getting his ass wrecked in a fist fight but hes talking shit about the other guy like hes winning #That post? Yeah #tim drake #jason todd #red hood #red robin #titans tower #Oh look more Tim and Jason content #I promise I care more about just them but they're so fucking funny I can't help it #This is what happens when you're the middle children DC can't give a fuck about #You get put in a blender and the dumbest shit ever comes out #batfam #batfamily

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useragarfield · 6 months

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9K MAKE ME CHOOSE:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ@louistomlinsun ASKED: Alex Karev or George O'Malley?

When people reach out a hand, you don’t bite it. Trust me, I did it for years, and the only thing it accomplishes is that people stop reaching out.

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oceanwithouthermoon · 3 months

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ive been unhealthily fixated on kubosai for the past few weeks, i just have no idea how to put it into words. kuboyasu aren and saiki kusuo are in love btw

#they are.#been thinking a lot about t*rusai and k*bosai and all three of them together #(really long rant in these tags that shouldve been a rant post but im not changing it soz i got carried away LMAO->)#see the thing is that k*bosai is my absolute favorite ship ever. but i get genuinely pissed when people smack talk t*rusai #idk like i get why people wouldnt ship kbs and i really dont care. and i also get that a lot of people have differing opinions and-#wont ship trsai. i honestly cant wrap my head around why (other than people who just hate teruhashi and are misogynistic) but im okay with-#agreeing to disagree and i dont care yk??#but people so often make these long discussion posts just yapping and yapping and making up shit about how trsa 'wouldnt work'#and its always just... actual complete bullshit. like unreadable word vomit.#sorry. but its true.#thats why it gets me so mad #i cant think of a single reason why you would feel the need to do that #why cant you be normal and just. not like a ship. just dont like it. hate it even. but dont make up shit just to shit on it #its so dumb i have to force myself to just scroll past them every time i encounter one #usually on tiktok or tumblr #if i read them i wont be able to stop myself from making the most concerned and upset noises ever cuz what is actually wrong with you #theyre always the biggest dumbest stretches ever and they ignore their actual development and pretend it didnt happen #it just makes me wonder why people are so okay with making fun of that ship but get mad if anyone even dislikes theirs #and then they complain about people 'shitting on their opinion'#LIKE ?? NOBODY CARES THAT U HATE THE SHIP. I CERTAINLY DONT GAF.#but ur in the main tags advertising ur hatred for it and sounding stupid as shit for no reason? UR SHITTING ON PEOPLES SHIP ON PURPOSE #AND THEN GETTING MAD AT ANYONE WHO EVEN SAYS 'i disagree actually' IM LAUGHING SO HARD STOP IM KILLING MYSELF #the one time i ever talked in that much detail about why i disliked a ship was bevause somebody specifically asked me #and yk what ?? i have literally gotten death threats over it. im not allowed to hate that ship but everyone else can do whatever i guess #okay sorry. rant over.#is that controversial i cant tell. i dont really care and im not tagging anyway #meows post

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frostbytte · 21 days

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#disney titans #ice titan disney #hydros disney #this is the single dumbest thing ive ever made but he holds burgers like this #if you were to take him out for burger this is exactly what would happen

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spiritsong · 7 months

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aune just healed astarion and said, “I’ll kiss it better later”… excuse me

sobbing but also jumping off the walls but also giggling and kicking my feet

#this has probably *BEEN* in the game but this bitch historically never says her lines so 💀#im having a moment.#also the actual circumstances that lead up to the healing was the dumbest thing:#we went back to the putrid bog just so I could take screenshots in the swamp lmfao. shadowheart and astarion came along #I ofc did not give enough of a fuck to navigate around the traps in the water because it’s fine they won’t die #but for the first time ever aune and astarion did not make their saving throws from the bleed condition (shadowheart was fine of course 🙄)#'bleeding' turned into 'open wounds' (or maybe we started with open wounds idk)#I was like “oh shit never seen that before! should probably do something about it!” so aune healed astarion #I didn’t heal aune because I wanted to see what would happen #what happened was 'open wounds' turned into 'rotting' which turned into 'flesh rot' lmao 😩#YEAH IDK WHY SHE KEPT FAILING HER SAVING THROWS??? GIRL?????#oc: durge!aune #astarion x durge!aune #bg3 #my posts

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kyuhu · 1 year

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Anyway I had the best and most surreal moment by meeting a super sweet Liet and Nyo!R.ussia cosplayer today who recognized my keychain shfgshdaj 😭

#we swapped keychains :D they gave me a francis #they went ohh you have kyuhus art #and I think I probably made the dumbest face ever #it was so cool though and they were so kind #never thought a thing like that would actually happen #oh I am kyuhu is a thing I thought I'd never say in rl ;v; ahh #sniffles #delete later #but I'm so excited I just had to share

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nedlittle · 1 year

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2x21 "crisis" really is a perfect episode

#mash #i cannot BELIEVE the plot of this episode was really it's cold and we need to snuggle for warmth #the supply line got cut off so we need communal sleepovers for Morale Reasons #it's PERFECT!#i just know frank is that kid who's like 'can we please be quiet and go to sleep'#frank thinks they're gonna get in trouble if they're too loud #i'm going to finish s2 today and i really enjoyed it overall!#i think it's stronger than s1 (understandably) and the episodes have more rewatchability #however on the other hand there episodes like for want of a boot and as you were that feel like all set up and no payoff #similarly dear dad 3 didn't really feel committed to the epistolary format and didn't do anything interesting or meaningful with it #also bc i am a person who loves spoilers and context i know what happens to henry so every passing episode i am filled with dread #that's my DAD what do you MEAN he's gonna get shot down over the sea of japan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also mclean stevenson is giving possibly my favourite performance. he's just Saying things by accident #not one word in his mouth has ever been there on purpose he is possessed by the spirit of your dumbest uncle #i'm still lukewarm on trapper. the vulture instinct i feel on account of him looking like buddy the elf has settled #i no longer want to tear that man to shreds out of primal rage i only wish he'd get his own plot & a more distinct personality #those are all my thoughts rn #i have to bribe myself with the Very Special Gay Episode so i can finish this cover letter #id in alt text

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crowcryptid · 22 days

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Certified florida moment.

#i hate it here <3 #yeah man just keep pouring concrete on everything there will be no consequences just keep building yea just keep on doing that #hey @everyone did you know there are other places in the world #you can just go there. go there instead. stop moving here. do people not realize they are actively destroying this place by moving here #we do not need to cater to every boomer in 1 state #please. plesase. plseas. pls. plseas please plsea its. so .. crowded. please. drop dead already.#not going to post the full article (its not that long) but this shit was happening in secret #sometimes i wish gators were less chill. if they were like crocs at least some of the golfers would be taken as payment yknow.#if you want to cut down some of the rarest ecosystems you really do need to get deathrolled by a gator i dont make the rules #a large part of my hatred of tourists and transplants is because of things like this #they do not come here in good faith. they come here to see artificial bullshit which leads to building MORE artificial bs #or they come here for 'culture war' nonsense. importing the dumbest rich people as public service to the rest of the states.#the other part is that they are either rude or stupid almost every time #we do not need more golf courses. or malls. or water parks. or hotels. the only thing we need is affordable housing and public transport #but that will never happen because fuck you if you aren't a millionaire. thats how things work down here.#the craziest thing is- at least in the 2 (used to be 4) golf courses i pass by regularly. you rarely ever see a single person on them #they got rid of 2 of them because it was more profitable to build a shopping center on 1 and they are building a soccer stadium on the othe

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caliburn-the-sword · 1 year

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season 4B was SO fucking stupid. the dumbest thing ever. i have literally seen 5 year olds have better takes on ethics cause wtf was that dumpster fire. "oh no emma you killed someone now your heart is turning dark" GROW UP. everyone in that silly little town has killed someone but emma does it and all of a sudden killing bad??? i am so sure that snow and charming have killed so many people. there is no way you're hitting someone with the hilt of your sword and THEY'RE STANDING UP AND WALKING IT OFF AFTER THAT IDC IF THE GUARD WAS WEARING A HELMET OR WHATEVER. and it was literally self defence too??? like she wasn't doing an evil little laugh and rubbing her hands together and going hee hee i'm gonna kill someone like it was literally an accident. "oh no our unborn daughter has potential for being really good,,, or very evil" YOU MEAN LIKE ANY OTHER DAMN BABY??? THAT'S LITERALLY HOW FREE WILL WORKS???? SNOW AND CHARMING BEING GOOD DOESN'T MEAN THEIR DAUGHTER IS GONNA GROW UP TO BE PERFECT????

#i'd go on about the baby kidnapping but they didn't technically have free will so as much as it pains me i have to let it slide #but that was the dumbest thing ever too #because how were they completely okay with kidnapping a human woman's baby when they thought her baby was a lizard #like if a mother cares THAT much about her egg you'd think you'd think twice about kidnapping it #emma swan #david nolan #snow white #i think i need to clarify i'm not criticising snow or david at all like they were in a fantasy war like killing is bound to happen #ouat #once upon a time #i'd like to preemptively say that whoever disagrees with me is wrong #how is this for discourse #i honest to god haven't been able to stop thinking about this for months #i don't even mean this in a yay womens wrongs way #but i absolutely do support womens wrongs

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pagetbewbster · 8 months

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I have this pair of black glasses that I only wear while kicking around at home because they’re comfy, but a little janky and beat up

I’ve been sending my long distance boyfriend frequent ✨lewd✨ pictures while exclusively wearing these glasses and didn’t think anything of it, until I went to visit him. Put them on while getting comfy at home and he immediately got turned on. Happened a few times and we eventually figured it out..,.

I classically conditioned this poor man to get a pavlovian boner every time I wear these specific glasses.

#this is the dumbest and funniest thing that has ever happened to me #I didn’t even know this COULD happen #should I even put this in a personal tag??? probably not

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flufflecat · 4 months

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happy pride month, im so glad to see people doing fun new varieties of ace discourse this year -_-

#that one post is really rekindling my 2016 urge to scroll through the ace tag and look at just how many people hate us #just saw a post unironically being like 'erm actually the ace discourse was justified bc all aces were homophobic and evil'#and called talking about how bad the ace hatred was 'rewriting history' or some shit #to the person who wrote that post: if youre hate scrolling the ace tag and happen to see this fuck you!!#and to all the people STILL pretending that being asexual somehow=being sex negative and eeeeevil: go die!#my fav thing about the ace discourse is how people rend the ace community in a wildly conflicting variety of directions #to really pin every possible sin on ace people's shoulders #it's just every goddamn thing #@ every single person whos like 'no no THIS time our hatred and exclusion of a marginalized group is for good and valid reasons'#I fucking hate your guts!#try growing as a person and not having your head so far up your ass maybe!#I refuse to even think about aro discourse bc by god it's always the dumbest shit you've ever seen #really throwing a dart at a wall of balloons labeled 'things to pretend aroace people do and get mad at them for'#I'm happy seeing everyone reblogging my greed pride post again this year. it's very nice seeing people be happy about pride and who they ar #but I'm feeling kind of down still seeing the same shit regurgitated nearly a decade later #just fucking let people define or choose not to define their own fucking experiences #how is that POSSIBLY still something you all have trouble with #year after goddamn year #fluffle talks #negative #happpppyyy pride #anyway if anyone happens to see my comments on that one post and comes to my blog #hello 👋 I hope you're having a nice night

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minyicho · 5 months

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so my alarm didn’t ring and the reason why was cos I was so tired the night before that I just opened the calculator app and typed 7

#i need more sleep #this has to be one of the dumbest things I’ve ever done #i don’t think this is even the first it’s happened to be honest #minyicho #own post #journal #trying #shitpost #text post #kay baiiii :3

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ear-motif · 1 year

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i hate being an adhd possibly audhd and some normal friend i have mentions my hyperfixation and i get severe psychic damage from having to pretend to be normal about it

#getting hyperfixated on whats basically a horror and pop culture icon is the dumbest thing ive ever done #at least when it was obscure anime this never happened #jay squawking

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doolallymagpie · 27 days

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what if they adapt the last three books, but the show actually ends on Bobbie shutting a schlocky alt-history novel by “James SA Corey”, who’s played by Jonathan Frakes just so you know which much-reviled Star Trek episode this is riffing on

#the expanse #I think it’d be funny #like she shuts the book and you see jonny boy basically saying ‘that never happened. it’s false. we created it.’#riker from star trek: the Laconian empire was invented by a writer. me specifically. hello.#Bobbie: and it was the dumbest thing ever. everyone knows you can’t become a god emperor by shooting up on protogoop.

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gob-lob · 27 days

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hmmm i don’t think sleeping only 6-5 hours everyday has been doing wonders for my mental health tbh

#it caught up to me 😔#Was crying over the dumbest thing ever and I was texting my friend about what happened #and suddenly a text i was writing just sparked some random self-depreciating thoughts and I started crying even harder LMAO #which yikes but also my eyeshadow didn’t smudge at all and i still looked great sooo i think it’s even #baby I’m eating it up all the time even when I’m crying #also it might be the amount of sleep or something else idk we will never know. everything combined mayhaps? Who knows certainly not me #my post

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