#the evil exes

[colorfulfoxengineer]

Scott Pilgrim takes off poster

[autistic-evil-xisuma]

people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what a cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

[jaypentaghast]

[dykealloy]

how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this

[skycaelo]

Hello Tumblr, Happy pride month!!

[oso-nan]

based off a tweet i made 🔥

[syneheart]

[connorntofficial]

i like Matthew Patel just sooo much🫶🫶🫶

[tampire]

Lucas Lee, Todd Ingram and Matthew Patel + rocking the Scott Pilgrim shirt

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 5

Once more, have a prompt entirely in memes because I'm too lazy to properly write one right now lol.

[lotus-pear]

god i love skk sm i wish gay ppl were real :(

[chick-magnet-marco]

I HAD AN IDEA

[neonjawbone]

THEY are my united states of whatever

[autistic-evil-xisuma]

I don't think evil xisuma would ever come out as non binary. I think they would be bothering xisuma one day while he's trying to make some stupid farm and they would say to him You know it's funny how all these hermits assume I'm a man just because you are one. They didn't even ask me. Bit inconsiderate, isn't it. and xisuma would say Huh. I never thought about that. Um. Well. Are you a man? and evil x would say Not really. so xisuma's like. Oh okay. well are you... a.. woman? and evil x says No. and xisuma's a little bit lost at this point so he says alright. well. do you want me to ask everyone to not... call you "he" anymore? and evil x says No. and xisuma's like Well alright. I'm not quite sure what the point of all this was then. but he probably keeps that last part as an inside thought. And then evil x tries to lightning strike him but they miss. and that's really embarrassing for them so they run away.

so then later when xisuma sends evil x a minemail (minecraft email) invite to help with his next snapshot overview video, and for some reason evil x agrees, x refers to evil x using they/them the whole time because he's pretty sure that's what he's supposed to be doing. And evil x seems to like that because they don't even try to kill him with lightning the entire time. And so xisuma is like Ok then.

[areyouscaredyet]

couple whose love language is arguing

[kaitcake1289]

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