#the flesh pit

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

How many mystery flesh pits is Arthur going to be forced to endure ?? I swear to god if he eats a man in this one I'll. well. I won't particularly be upset because I loved that last incident but I'll be very weirded out that it happened twice

[flesh-of-a-hare]

yeah i finally got around to watching some fnaf help wanted2 gameplay and yeah it hurt my feelies lol

anyway, bitter bones saga continues,, or this is a prequel. idk i just work here

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

me: what if. what if i held hims hand,,

inner me: He wouldn't want to hold your hand. He'd hate you. You would get on his nerves so fucking much. You're annoying as fuck, he would hate being near you anymore than is absolutely necessary. If he knew you were drawing, or even THINKING about him holding your hand, he would be disgusted with you. You're the worst. Shut the fuck up.

me: ah. right

[metalatias5]

Fanart for the fic “Retribution” by ObabScribbler, a scene from Chapter 25 “The Flesh Pit”, Hunter and his new Basilisk friend hiding from their captors you can find the fanfic here -> https://archiveofourown.org/works/41016339/chapters/102796146 please make sure to heed all the tags/warnings of the fic going in as it does get pretty gruesome

[voice-of-mischief]

your teeth are falling out, brittle and black and dripping in ichor. the wounds seep deep, turning your veins gray and dark beneath your skin.

you put yourself together and open the window. the breeze is light, the air crisp and sublime. there is no one around. the world continues, beautiful.

you close the window. your vision withers and your eyes begin to bleed

[gal-o-guacamole]

Ok but do you think they've been to Libido bath

[shiftythrifting]

Some fantastic shirts from a goodwill in oregon, sadly none of them came home with me

[callmepip]

Explaining Internet Horror Things Badly

Local 58 - the moon is one scary ass motherfucker.

Gemini Home Entertainment - neptune is one scary ass motherfucker.

Mandela Catalog - what if jesus, but like among us.

The Monument Mythos/Nixonverse - THE STATUES ARE MOVING! Anyways, America is a country built on the suffering of oppressed peoples, and-

FNAF VHS - What if FNAF made sense?

Welcome Home - tumblr sexyman muppet feeds people to house (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

SMILE Tapes - Don't Do Drugs :)

Gilbert Garfield - WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.

Kane Pixel's Backrooms - 🎶 My life is like a videogame-🎶

Vita Carnis - meat is everywhere.

The June Archive and Restoration Project - Fuck you nintendo, deleting hatena flipnote killed a junillion innocent stickmen

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - funny muppet become scary muppet.

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - It is a lovely morning in The Flesh Pit, and you are a horrible capitalist.

VibingLeaf - creepypasta if it was good

TMK - the whole thing was leading up TO A DAMN KARL MARX JOKE!

[entryn17]

"if we were to dissect a house as we might a human cadaver, we would find ourselves able to isolate and describe its various appendages and their functions in a decidedly anatomical fashion."

ultrakill by arsi "hakita" patala // mystery flesh pit national park // anatomy by kitty horrorshow // perfect vermin by talia bob mair and angad matharoo // i want to play god by cao hui // house of leaves by mark z. danielewski

[flesh-of-a-hare]

i keep taking characters and turning them into a caricature of one of their most basic traits and then calling them my favorite, maybe only because im incapable of comprehending multi-faceted characters, maybe because i want so badly to think they would like me that i willingly ignore what they actually are and prefer to bastardize them into some ugly amalgamation of vague quips and ideas

anyway i hate learning things abt my favorite character when it doesnt line up with my headcanons at all :(

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Right now

[voice-of-mischief]

its ok that u dont care abt me tbh! like i dont expect u to bc damn this bitch tiring but like. could th fae living in my head at least pretend. for five seconds. like sir u chose to live here

[evilmario666]

Every time I walk into a bookstore and immediately get flashbanged with Colleen Hoover I feel like I’m a medieval criminal stripped naked and displayed in public on a breaking wheel for stealing apples and I’m being bludgeoned to death with stones

[glitter-bunny420]

poorly explaining internet horror in a single sentence

Local58 - What if “The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask” was even more horrifying than it already is?

The Mandela Catalogue - Adam and Eve fucked around and found out

The Walten Files - Chuck E. Cheese on crack

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared - Sesame Street but the street is in Detroit

The Monument Mythos - The Statue of Freedom is in a silly goofy mood

The Nixonverse - Richard Nixon: cha cha real smooth *teleports to an alternate timeline*

The Trinity Desk Project - Fantastic Four but worse

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - There is no ethical consumption under capitalism

Possibly in Michigan - Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

[mysteryfleshpit]

FAQ & General Update

“Why haven’t there been any new posts in a long time?” “Is this project dead?” “Trevor get off your ass you lazy hack”

This project isn’t dead! Two major factors have contributed to the relative silence of updates:

1) For the past year, I’ve been taking care of my infant son as the primary at-home caregiver. That won’t mean anything to people who have not been parents, and it wouldn’t have meant anything to me before having a kid, but it turns out that keeping a baby happy, healthy, and entertained is a major drain on your time and energy. Additionally, my office/studio/workspace is also the room he sleeps in (I live in a two-bedroom apartment) so I am limited with how much I can do at night.

2) As many of you know, in June, Fleshpit fans showed up in force to fund the TTRPG kickstarter. In response, I’ve been busy working through a multi-page list of illustrations for the TTRPG book, including wildlife, tools, vehicles, maps, and other ephemera:

“I missed the Kickstarter, can I still pre-order the TTRPG book?”

Yes! Here’s a link to the pre-order store: https://mysteryfleshpitrpg.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders

“When is the coffee table art book coming out?” “Are you finished with the book?” “What still needs to be finished?”

The main Mystery Flesh Pit coffee table-style book is, like many other projects, paused while I’m working on the TTRPG book. Paid projects take priority! I will continue working on it as soon as I can; much of the art I’m working on for the TTRPG book will also be featured in the coffee table book. The biggest missing piece of the big artbook is the writing. I have much of it finished, but there is still a lot of editing that needs to be done.

“Is spectral haptics still continuing?”

Yes, but see the answers above. Paid projects take priority, and right now Spectral Haptics is third on the list behind the TTRPG and the coffee-table book. There is a possibility of me making time to create a small video for SH if for no other reason than to avoid burnout, but I’m not going to promise anything.