#the grindr tag

[elorein]

[bubbydear]

Having a show where you mention grindr a few times and then crediting your long term roommate as your remote crisis manager is fucking crazy bro, I think it’d be really funny if Dan was actually on grindr but getting zero action cause he keeps talking about his live-in ex

[stylesnews]

Grindr crowned Harry with the "Biggest Babygirl" title for the year 2023!

[a-narcissists-warren]

They pull the now-alive (and icky slimy because F L E S H) body of notepad out of the hole in the flesh tree that trees have

(squirrels live in them but not this one because flesh tree)

-👁️

*🗒🖊 anon has been brought back to life!*

[@notepad-needs-some-sleep grindr notification sound]

[laniusbignaturals]

Ion fuck with Caesar/Arcade on principle but if you showed me a Modern AU where Arcade saw him online giving a speech at CPAC about degenerates and the death of masculinity and was slowly overcome with icy dread as he recognized him as that guy he got absolutely disgusting with against the men’s room wall an hour before the bar closed a couple months ago because it was right after the anniversary of his dad’s death and he was still processing some shit he’d been actively trying not to process and in that context stumbling on a miserable old jackass with blonde hair felt too fortuitous to pass up. Well. A bitch might dip her toe in.

[gayhoediaz]

have a grindr fic sneak peek for no reason (this is totally not me begging for motivation cause i’m having a Day)

[pesteringchum]

ive never made one of these before is this how you do it

[east-coast-lit-thot]

And I can't stop staring at my own reflection✨️

[neverendingford]

skyglow:

(alternative title: photo dump of a midnight desert run)

[canisonicscrewyou]

Hey. Hey. I don't know what you're staring at. This is serious work. I am TRYING to work. Clearly. We are scraping paint off the floor. Now can you please fucking focus.

💥 DNI w/ this if you’re under 18. Silly. 💥

[breadvidence]

Further important thoughts on modern AU Javert’s Grindr habits: is he one of those older Gen X guys with lunatic emoji habits? Profile all “Mature fit daddy for fun only 😈 not gen I’ve got a job and so should you!! 👿 no face pics just send me that 🍑🍑🍑🍑” & then he messages “your so buff 🥵🥵 u need an obedient slut 🥺 svp Monsieur”

I will also accept the less funny headcanon, by the by, of him honestly advertising as a sub bottom with a blurry torso pic in cheap lingerie, leaning into the honesty over hypocrisy, tho we all know my fave trait of his is blatant unselfaware lies. Either way he’s not interested in human connection enough to want to swap face pics.

[transpecter]

ya boy's getting sterilized tomorrow! now the big part, actually finding someone who wants to cum in me 😭

[keepingmyoptionsfluid]

I'll be devastated for Ryan if he's been accidentally outed over instagram

I will also be devastated if it is true and there is a guy out there who has been railed by Ryan Guzman who has the audacity not to be me.

[trashfeminabag]

i feel like there are a lot of men who just. Don't Get what it's like for women, trans or otherwise.

was on grindr and some guy kept insisting that i go on a walk in the literal middle of the night with him; he was like "you have a great sense of humor lol" when i told him no cuz i dont wanna get axe murdered.

he kept guilt-tripping me because i said no and blocked me when he realized i was being serious about, you know, not wanting to go on a walk in the middle of the night because i didn't want something to happen to me.

like bitch i might hate myself but i value my life a bit more than that yk

[manichewitz]

transphobes for the past however many years i've been transfag: ummm gay men will Never be attracted to you,, ur gonna be a virgin forever bc u Mutliated ur Woman Body

the 100+ men who message me on grindr every day: if i don't see ur boy pussy right now i'll die

[gayhoediaz]

wip wednesday

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