barbarychausie

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

The GC did something :)

Garlic bread with ✨ spice ✨

Me - Garlic

Bread - Platonic bitch

With - UKN

Spice - “hey bestie”

[swan2swan]

Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous

Running Gag: "What Are You Doing?"

[joanofexys]

me and my mutuals deserve a group chat with each other

[minorfamilysupremacy]

thinking about how vegas gets shot twice during the coup and how one time is to save his life and the other is to end it and pete can blame himself for both

[merakiui]

Genuine friend heizou would be so nice in that situation. He can gather the information needed from you, your friends, and anyone else to help you out! That's what friends are for!!

But at the same time, yan!heizou that now from the information he gathered about your past relationship, which knows what to do and what not to do. He promises to keep you safe, you don't ever have to worry about kuni ever again! DW he will always be there to help you out, that's what lovers friends are for!! :)))

Heizou is so refreshing and normal compared to Kuni. At least that’s how he seems on the surface. He’ll wrap his arms around you and Kuni, putting his weight on both of you, and call the two of you his little lovebirds, much to your displeasure and Kuni’s pride. He’ll tell the scariest campfire stories when the lot of you are in the forest, passing drinks and snacks around happily. But he always explains the twists and motivations at the very end, even though no one’s really listening when they’re either drunk or high (or both). He likes to work out the logistics of horror and to comprehend the steps that were taken to pull off the crimes detailed in these stories, some he’s made up and others cases he’s studied in class.

Heizou is always observing things around him. He likes to keep an activity record of the people he finds interesting. Because of this, he has pages and pages dedicated to his friends and their relationships, everything outlined with the occasional correction as he learns more. All of these relationships have one thing in common: you’re connected to them. Your relationship with Kazuha, your relationship with Tighnari, your relationship with Venti, your relationship with him—he keeps track of everything. What he hasn’t been able to work out lately is your relationship with Kuni. You seemed so opposed to him in the beginning, even if you tried (and failed) to hide your obvious apprehension. Heizou and his detective’s brain can sense one thing: there must be more to this than what he’s currently seeing.

And he’s proven correct when he pulls you aside one day after noticing the distress that has worn your youthful features into something tired and anxious. When you spill the truth and he listens intently, nodding and humming along, a part of him is overwhelmed with morbid satisfaction. He was right; he knew something was off between you and Kuni, but he could never quite put his finger on it. And oh isn’t this something! Heizou has read up on stories of crazy, vindictive ex-partners, but he’s never encountered one in real life. To think that the sweet Kuni could hide a side so dark, but then the best criminals cloak themselves in sheep’s clothing.

Like the good friend he is, he offers to help you gather and compile evidence so that when you do involve the authorities they won’t turn you away on account of a lack of solid evidence. Heizou really does want to help you. He’s completely genuine in his approach, but there is the side of him that’s happy to know you’re so vulnerable and easy to manipulate. Which makes him sound like such a terrible person! Really, he’s a sweetheart. You have to trust his handsome face! Heizou is just…conflicted. He’s liked you for a while now—nearly a year if he’s counting properly—and the fact that your history with Kuni and Kuni’s most recent actions are tainting your view of romance… It makes it harder for him to charm you. If you’re constantly guarded, how can he possibly slip through the cracks in your heart? Kuni’s ruining everything for him.

But Heizou has a plan. He’ll be your supportive net—the one to hold you up when you can’t stand—and he’ll work effortlessly to unravel Kuni’s terrible plot so that he can be permanently removed from your life. And once he’s gone, there won’t be anymore roadblocks and Heizou will finally get to have you for himself. He’ll show you that good guys exist—that he’s one of them! After all, he’ll know exactly how to act and what not to say or do because he has an extensive record of all Kuni’s done, both according to your retelling of events and his observations. You’ve just given him the cheat code to your heart, and he’s determined to use it to show you every good side he has to offer. Anything that isn’t so savory will be hidden under layers of sweetness. Heizou’s good at keeping secrets and even better at comprehending the complexities of the human mind. He knows just how to paint a friendly, disarming image of himself.

[starwrittenfates]

This is what I think every time someone tells me it’s hard to get approval with or date the vampire spawn, especially as a good alignment character. 😅😅

You just gotta take the time to understand him. It's not too hard.

[duelbraids]

accidentally made pumpkin spice matcha and it's really good 💀

[iamthemaster]

OOC ;; I love how Simm!Master straight up calls politicians out for being traitors and liars and then says “bye bye!”

“You’re insane!”

“👍👍👍

[mossiistars]

Im totally a regular anon and I love your art, but stop trying to be the menace of the group chat, I’m the menace of the group chat

I have no idea who you are because you're a totally regular anon, but if i did i would tell you to suck it up and accept that you've been replaced

[mikesmelodrama]

you know the fic is gonna suck when there's a million tags and the description says something like "everyone is a gay disaster hehe :3"

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

Sometimes I answer asks other times they’re backed up for 3 months and I’m so sorry

[its-all-down-hill]

[ssaalexblake]

That doctor support group is going to teach Yaz So Much, so much will be clear in the aftermath. 

Yaz may not have had the perspective to be aware just how much effort 13 actually Was putting into treating her well at the time, but she Will learn in the end. And I imagine that in the short term, that might hurt a lot, but in the long term, I think it will help her immensely. 

[femslashspuffy]

I recently said an internet thing in front of my friends and got bullied for it because they're not chronically online enough to get the joke. You guys understand shrek's cinnamontography right? You wouldn't get mad at me for pointing out the cinnamontography

[psudopod]

(chugs the tea)

Truly I am always too fringe for being the most "not all men" feminist.

You say "all men are x", but they aren't? Ever? That's naturally a massive and useless generalization, functional only for hyperbolic venting. Are overgeneralizations about people ever infallible? So it's not true. So it is not all men.

Unless it is? Unless you genuinely believe all men are literally x. If so, what's the fucking point? Give up on feminism, all men are x, no women will ever be x, it's essential to the gender.

I will grant that when you see "not all men" in a discussion it isn't going anywhere, but it isn't the primary reason why the discussion isn't going anywhere. The discussion was doomed from the start when the premise was a ridiculous overgeneralization such as "all men are x."

[iamthemaster]

I'm having feels over the Master being a gold tooth. He came to the Toymaker begging for life, and ended up playing the game, only to lose (and always losing) to end up as this. Like, now that 14 gets to live a happy life, can we have the same for the Master too? EDIT: Also....that call back to the Sound of Drums with someone with red nails coming to possibly revive the Master again? NICE! But also, stop playing with me like that RTD.