#the monster in the room

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[katymayxo]

[texaschainsawmascara]

Jennifer Tilly playing poker

[percabetn]

i can’t stop thinking about how annabeth e-mailed percy the photo of her at dc but this doofus decided to print it and put it in his notebook to stare at her whenever he could. talk about dedication

[beybuniki]

finals season for grad student Izuku (The Lore in the tags)

[pharawee]

God, you're warm. Can I stay like this for a little longer?

[anyaboz]

Who is that white specter who greets me with hollow black eyes and toothy grin? Do not fear dear wanderer, those sharp teeth tear only roots, and those dark eyes see only shadows. The dorra is not concerned with the living.

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[egophiliac]

have you seen the new nightwear groovy? alas, the dream of the animal onesies or the pillow fight groovy are dashed 😞 - i have yet to see the card's story but i assume that yuu is interviewing the boys again this year like the birthday boy cards cause there's no other characters in the card (?)

I too am disappointed that we didn't get a big full-on pillow fight. 😔 but he DOES battle by throwing his pillow, so at least we get some cushion action in there!

it looks like this round of birthday cards aren't going to be interviews/conversations, at least not for most of it -- the first part was Jamil talking to Ortho (who he duos with) about what his dormmates are doing for his birthday (they're setting up a surprise party/parade (because Kalim) but they're doing an extremely bad job of it and he's having to go around making sure that they don't screw it up) (being Jamil is suffering). second part was Jamil talking to his (unvoiced mob) roommate and answering Crowley's School Improvement Survey (he wants bigger bathrooms) (also a fridge in his room) (actually, make that a whole kitchen) (but mostly bigger bathrooms). then third part was his ~morning routine~, aka talking to himself about his hair and makeup, as one does in a visual novel. it's less cohesive than the previous birthday stories, but it's all pretty chill and there's some fun stuff in there! (Najma sent him hair stuff for his birthday that's way too fancy and he can't decide if she did it to annoy him or not. truly, being Jamil is indeed suffering.)

if all the cards are going to be about nightly/morning routine though, we're going to absolutely melt when we get to Vil, brace yourselves

[cupcakeshakesnake]

You hid in the darkness and found comfort in the monsters there

[iphigeniastrangeworth]

what the fuck was going on with jackson's room

[ozzgin]

Ozzy, your recent sketch of the human trussed up is both amusing and a little horrifying (the faux human dinner [vore isn't a thing I'm a huge fan of]).

But the breeding and the bathing! The human is going to have so many requests and you know I think the hotel employees should get a test run first. Quality assurance you know? Maybe the human should ask for hazard pay on top of the normal fee, maybe some of the monster cum is like an aphrodisiac...you never know.

It never crossed my mind that it could be interpreted as vore 😭 The faux dinner is literally just Reader brought on a silver tray, all prepped up for the stuffing. Kind of like an upgrade to the regular coitus.

Actually, you know what? I might just make an actual, official menu. This may or may not be the most downright shameless thing I've created. A literal fuck menu.

[Monster Hotel Origins]

[deceased-bunny]

Moon Cuddles

[etanow]

There are countless rooms to discover in the Lab! With miles of hallways and rooms Caine can arrange or change any way he wants, the Day Gardens is just one of many that got added in by special requests because "the outdoors is stimulating" and "a necessity", allegedly.

Being so far underground has a way to make the sturdiest of monsters go stir-crazy after a while.

Years of effort from countless residents turned it from artificial turf to actual dirt, plants, and a pond, even with real bugs. Kinger has them all named and categorized and tracks them throughout the Gardens regularly, he barely goes to his own rooms anymore since the gardens and outdoors feels so familiar standing guard day in and day out are always bright and sunny!

Pomni spent a lot of time here when she first arrived.

[prettymediocrewizard]

I heard you guys like women

[n7keidence]

i will befriend this little worm grandpa no matter what

[ra-archives]

Yes Yes, I see your Mermaid Legend this and Merman Legend that, however,

Might I offer up some Siren Legend