#the price brainrot continues <33

[toshidou]

Im not saying the guy in this video looks a little like price but I am absolutely saying that and can you imagine doing this to him after a stressful mission :((( just taking care of him n making him feel good ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

Link

I think I just passed out what the fuck

Explicit // 18+ ONLY, handjobs, me being an absolute shambles for price what's new

I can absolutely imagine him like that, nestled against your chest as you lazily jack him off, fingers unable to meet around the thick of his shaft. Soft lips dragging across his temple as he shakily exhales, eyes screwed shut as you pump the day's exhaustion out through his cock.

He'd sound so breathy, deep groans mixing with the slick sounds of your hand as it strokes his reddened length, veins protruding as you twist your grip at the head, careful not to tip him over the edge of release.

His hands would be clenching into tight fists repeatedly, bicep muscles straining where he tries to keep himself restrained, locked in an internal battle of taking over, and letting you have the power; a rarity he doesn't let himself indulge in as much as he obviously should.

"That feel good, handsome?" You'd mumble against his dewy skin, your gaze locked on the way his cock twitches in your grip, drinking in the sight of him pliant and needy in your lap with near insatiable eyes.

He'd barely be able to form a coherent response, just a rough nod of his head, a baritone moan escaping from barely lucid lips as he hurtles ever closer to his climax. He might be force to be reckoned with on the battlefield, but in your arms, he's reduced to nothing more than a writhing wreck, skin flushed red, hips canting up to meet every slick pump of your hand against his straining cock.

He needed this, needed you to take care of him, to stroke every morsel of lingering stress from his body in a way only you can.

"Wanna cum, John?" The question articulated with a squeeze at his base, fingers reaching down to momentarily cup his balls, massaging them in a way that has your name ripped from his throat in a low groan.

"Fuckin' course I do, love, shit—"

His heart rate would skyrocket, able to feel the way it kicks up from where your other hand is pressed to his chest, your arm wrapped around his neck, keeping him pinned to your body.

"You've done so well, baby, coming back to me again, letting me take care you, my big bear." The last words are whispered into his ear, punctuated by your teeth gently biting the lobe, feeling as much as hearing his responding growled curses, echoing against the walls of your living room.

You would know he's close when one of his hands darts up to grip yours at his chest, thick fingers engulfing yours, holding onto you as though he needed grounding, like he was scared of floating off into the abyss. His gaze wouldn't once waver from where you fist his length, too absorbed in how big he looks with your hands wrapped around him; more adjusted to seeing his own larger fingers gripped around his hardened cock, rather than the dainty hold you have on him. It's enough to drive him to nothing short of insanity.

It only takes a few more pumps before he's tipping his head back as far as your grip will allow, eyes scrunched closed as spurts of white cover his chest, dripping down onto your fingers, using his cum as lube to continue fucking him through his release. It'd take all the power within you to stop. Especially as you watch his release settle against the hairs on his chest and abdomen, along with the rapid twitches of his cock, his panted moans prove that he's teetering on the edge of overstimulation. You'd give his cock a few more tugs, for your own satisfaction more than his, before you'd finally let go, dragging your cum soaked fingers up his marked chest and whispering sweet nothings against the side of his head, pressing doting kisses against reddened cheeks.

You'd stay like that for an indistinguishable amount of time, minutes bleeding into each other as you hold him close and wait for his heart to finally even out into the slow, steady, sure pace you've come to associate with your John.

"You're so good to me," He'd mumble, lips brushing yours, before nimbly turning over in your grasp, strong hands securing themselves under your knees and pushing until they meet the resistance of your torso, azure eyes locked on the damp spot against your panties, "Now it's my turn to take care of you."

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

⚔️ MWII (2022) Character Ages (as of 2022) ⚔️

I was on a character age brainrot back in January and now It's back because of @angelsarewatching so I'm gonna go ahead and post this on Tumblr. Tell me what you think tho and discussions are open!

🐑 Gen. Shepherd - Around late 50s, Pushing 64. I searched it up and apparently, the mandatory retirement age for all general officers is 62, in some cases 64. But if he got into the recommendation list after Brigadier General (O-7), it's allowed to be more than 62. He's a Lt. Gen, so that's O-9. Also, Glenn Morshower (Shepherd's actor) is 64 so let's go with that.

🧠 Laswell - 47-ish. At MOST 55. (Rya Khilstedt is 52. AMAZING BEAUTIFUL SHOW -STOPPING)

🚁 Nikolai - 45 as well. I would go with 48 though.

🪦 Graves - 40. He gives Texan cowboy energy. I just know he's an old dude and is actually older than the rest of the gang.

🛖 Alejandro and 🦂 Valeria - 37. Maybe 38. I don't know at what age someone could make the rank Colonel 'cause that's quite high up the ladder. (They might as well be older than Price. Shit, they might be 40.)

🚬 Price - 37 (Canon) c. 1985.

🐎Rudy - 36. He's been close with Alejandro for 20 years now. Assuming they're bestest of friends and knew each other even before military, Rudy would be around 36/37 as well.

💀 Ghost - 35 or lower. As far as I know, lieutenants are usually young, unless he enlists first before a few years later he went to the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst (RMAS). OR. His preference and efficiency of working alone are far better for use on the battlefield. The higher you are in the ranks, the more soldiers you are responsible for. So the higher-ups might purposefully don't promote him (and he prefers and agrees to it as well) so that he can continue working alone rather than leading a squad. He surely can lead a team, but he's better at doing shit alone. Crazy theory but hey, it's fiction.

🦿Alex - 35 (Alex was a Delta Force until 2013. Assuming he's around 26 when he finally goes to the CIA, that means he's around 32yo in 2019 and 35yo in 2022)'

🔭 Hadir - 33/34 (Canon) 1986/1987. I’m choosing 34 tho since in the ‘Hometown’ mission he was almost a teenager.

☀️ Farah - 30 (Canon) January 12th 1990.

🧢 Gaz - 26 (Canon). The bio says he enlisted in the British Army in 2014. Assuming Gaz finished high school first, he must’ve enlisted when he was 18yo. That means he was 23yo in MW19 and 26yo in MW22. 

🧼 Soap - 26 (Canon). He’s canonically the youngest one in Task Force 141. The bio mentioned that his cousin is in SAS and he often time visits the base. Setting aside the fact that the cousin brought a fucking kid to a top-secret base, lil’ Johnny must’ve been like “I DON’T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL I WANT TO BE AN SAS SOLDIER” and he canonically LIED about his age. Apparently, he went in when he was 16 but got caught several times, until finally when he was 18 he got in. 

--

That's it folks! Tell me what you think (｡･∀･)ﾉﾞ

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

whenever we talk about foul legacy's fluff, brainrots or scenarios, i always think of how soft and cuddly it must feel to snuggle against it ❤

but then i'd be reminded as to why i avoid really fluffy stuffed toys or blankets because it always makes me sneeze, the fluff keeps tickling my nose 😭

just imagine reader being the same way and they always try to find ways to snuggle against childe's fluff without sneezing because the softness and cuddliness of the fluff is just so comforting

and if there really is no other method, a few sneezes here and there are worth it for the fluff 🥲❤

ARGHH that's me with lavender scent it always makes me sneeze because it's so strong

well then, your favorite way of snuggling is on his lap!! Foul Legacy loves pulling you towards him so your back is against his chest, head resting on his fluff like it's a pillow- it's the perfect way to hold you without you sneezing!!! (even though he thinks your sneezes are very cute) and if you decide to rest your head on his chest instead, you can feel the vibrations of his deep, rumbling purrs go through your skull, it's very comforting!!

sometimes though you still wake up in the middle of the night, craving the warmth and touch of your Abyssal moth lover, and sleepily roll over until your face is buried in his fluff and your arm is tossed over his body. Childe mumbles a little bit and simply shifts closer, the edge of his mouth pressed against the top of your head with a tired chitter. it's only in the morning that you pay the price of snuggling closer, waking up with several sneezes as Childe's fur tickles your nose. it wakes him as well, taking a moment to process what's going on before trilling in delight, teasingly nudging his head under your chin as you continue to groan and let out sneeze after sneeze

still though, it's worth it, for the fluff and to see Childe laugh <33

[pinkuberii]

but on a different note, the zhongli brainrot is strong rn so have some of my incessant ideas…

imagine zhongli being a plant lover and buying a new plant for your home every week. like, you just come home from work to see yet another small potted plant on the kitchen windowsill. said man’s face is glowing with a proud and excited grin.

“welcome home, dearest. you’ve arrived just in time. i’ve placed your dinner on the table but before we share our meal, might i introduce you to-”

you cut him off with a tired yet amused huff before he could continue. “another addition to your green family?”

the proud-turned-sheepish smile he now wears warms your heart, and you find that you don’t have it in you to be mad at him for spending more of your hard-earned mora on more plants.

“apologies, my dearest, but i couldn’t have left this little one behind… it was on the brink of drying out, and so the florist kindly sold it to me for less than half the price. with enough care and attention it will surely flourish once more. you’re not upset with me, are you…?” he fumbles. it was clear that he was trying to appease you, possibly worried that you’d scold him for another silly purchase.

a quick glance at the aforementioned baby succulent on the windowsill and your partner’s hopeful expression is enough to give you an answer. honestly, this man had you wrapped around his finger and it was, bluntly put, rather shameful.

you shake your head softly. “no, zhongli, it’s okay. it’s actually kinda cute. have you found a name for it already?”

he visibly relaxes at your calm tone and smiles excitedly once again. taking a step towards you, he gently reaches out for your hand and clasps it with his warm one. “i was actually hoping to name it with you, dearest. why don’t we have this discussion over our meal? i’ve made your favourite.”

with a growing smile matching his own you followed him as he guided you to the dining room. the pair of you shared your day with each other in the presence of your newest family addition. however, the act of naming this newest member proved to be quite difficult and the rest of the night was spent arguing over the perfect name.

after carrying you up to your shared bed he tucked you under the blanket and shuffled himself snug by your side, sliding a heavy and warm arm comfortably around your waist.

————

“oh! how about ‘deez’?”

“‘deez’?”

“yeah, ‘deez nutz’!” you wheezed.

“dearest…”

you were promptly smothered to his chest.

WOWOWOWOWOWOW-

WOW-

AYO UR MAKING ME BLUSH THIS MORNING THATS TOO ADORABLE WHAT

Thank you for sharing your Zhongli brainrot with me because this man is living in both of our minds… rent free 😔😔

Feel free to send ur future brainrots to me because they’re *chef kiss* 🤌✨

But your home would look so good with all those plants… and the fact you’re naming every plant with him… I’m so soft 🥺🥺🥺

It would be such a great activity to water them together- 😼

Like there’s a plant that’s placed too high??? No worries he’s on his way to pick you up like the strong man he is <33

—————————

Also you sent me two requests,, do you mind if I did both?? 👉👈