#the questioning system

[the-questioning-system]

it’s so exhausting feeling like a hundred different people and absolutely no one and nothing at the same time. My voice/accent has been so foreign to me lately and I haven’t been able to get my “real” voice/accent back :/

-Nameless Spectator ⁉️

[disgracefulthings]

Shang Qinghua, crying: My king doesn't like me!

Shen Qingqiu: He married you, why wouldn't he like you?

Shang Qinghua: I asked him the question

Shen Qingqiu: The question?

Earlier

Shang Qinghua: My king, would you fuck me if I was a worm?

Mobei-Jun: ...what?

Now

Shang Qinghua: He just stared at me before leaving! He clearly just puts up with me!

Shen Qingqiu: Airplane, it's love, the question is 'would you love me if I was a worm', not fuck

Shang Qinghua: Really? Why would you love a worm?

Shen Qingqiu: WHY WOULD YOU FUCK A WORM?!

[reality-detective]

I'll leave this 👆 here... You Decide 🤔

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Vibes based grading system.

(for @epistemologys, who wanted some post-canon, teacher WWX)

[stars-obsession-pit]

Following an accident, Danny wakes up in Gotham City in a DC universe. Lacking any forms of ID or possessions beyond the clothes on his back, he’s forced to commit some crimes to survive. Minor crimes, but still.

And then he gets caught.

During the court proceedings, they come to the mistaken conclusion that he’s a Meta suffering from some psychiatric issues such as Cotard’s Syndrome (a real rare condition where a person holds the delusional belief that they’re dead/don’t exist/etc).

Thus, between his “need for mental treatment” and the concerns about housing someone with his unique physical traits, he is sentenced to spend time in Arkham Asylum. He’s under pretty low security aside from the anti-Meta stuff and has more freedoms than some other inmates, but it’s still not a great experience. Even at the best of times, Arkham is hardly a nice place.

Some of his fellow residents are decently chill all things considered, but lots very much aren’t.

[cappycodeart]

"The dead one! Yeah I haven't thought about her in a long time!"

A little theory I've had about Winter King's original motives based on his heartless comment about Betty and Ice King's original motives for kidnapping princesses in the first place...... clearly she gave off Bad Ex Vibes…

[uncanny-tranny]

The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:

[mail-me-a-snail]

alright, who's ready to go find this spy?

happy sixteenth birthday meet the spy!!! im a little late but its ok. nothing is going 2 stop me from drawing this stupid idiot bastard (˶◜ᵕ◝˶)

bonus b+w alt under the cut

[sunderwight]

I love thinking about how a Shen Yuan reveal would go from Luo Binghe's perspective, maybe even especially in cases where Binghe doesn't actually get to see Shen Yuan's world or understand it very well.

Imagine finding out that your husband is some kind of interdimensional alien spirit/angel who saw your fate and got so upset about it that he died. Then he came to your world, even though he didn't know that was possible, but since it was he immediately set about making your life less shitty and trying to change your fate. Except he couldn't change all of your fate because some kind of godlike being, the same one that brought him here, didn't want to let him. He's haunted by the fact that he couldn't figure out better ways to help you. He never expected any of his regard to be reciprocated, either, in fact he assumed you'd hate him. You never had to convince him to love you or respect you. He has always loved and respected you. There's basically nothing you can do to lose that love and respect either, because the first version of you that he even knew about was your edgelord comphet idiot mirror universe counterpart.

The bar has been at the earth's crust this entire time.

The fluffy parts of this reveal are obviously good, but I also think Luo Binghe deserves to know just how fully terrible his husband's judgment is. Also that Shizun has been dying for him since before they even met.

I think it'd be fun how often that would probably keep him awake at night, quietly trying not to have a crisis over the fact that his husband has made an honest to god habit of dying for him.

[teratomatica]

you always land on all fours

[reality-detective]

The powers that be are sweeping this 👆 under the rug. 🤔

[disgracefulthings]

Shang Qinghua: I can't believe Cucumber-Bro and my son had such a small and private wedding. How romantic

Mobei-Jun: Is that what you want for a wedding?

Shang Qinghua: Fuck no! I want it to be huge and with everyone invited so that I can show off to all the haters

Mobei-Jun: And then I can kill them!

Shang Qinghua: That's the spirit!

[hootyhoowoo]

Finished scum villain sticker cheebs I will be distributing at a con I’m going to this summer :3 so happy to have these finally done!

[thebibliosphere]

Just got the bill for the ER trip I had at the start of the month.

The good news is I met my deductible for the rest of the year 🫠😭

[ronnykins-needshelp]

If shen jiu found Lou Binghe in the Lou river then that would be a whole different him.

Think about it.

Shen Jiu: a baby?? In the river? In this economy?? Nah we can’t have that.

He was also abandoned as a child, so even if he is spiteful Lou binghe was without a mother. And something within Shen Jiu compelled him to pick him out of the river

Meet Shen Binghe.

To the peak lords they see that Shen Jiu the villain. Now have a child?? It’s obviously not his, it has brown eyes and a darker complex and looks nothing like him. But he obviously loves him.

And it’s a prop too! Because the cold snake has now turned into a hissy fit cat that goes along the ‘ all bark no bite ‘ saying. And yes, he will spoil the shit out of Shen Binghe. He’s the peak lords son! No other peak lord had one so obviously he needn’t share the attention of Shen Jin’s martial siblings.

At first Shen Jius relationship with the other peak lords is still rocky, as he doesn’t trust any of them. But gradually as his attitude lessened the hostility of the others too.

He also doesn’t go to brothels anymore except for tea time to gossip and allow Shen Binghe to get adored by his aunties. When he cozy upped with the other peak lords to the tea time and when they accept the lecher rumors is easily snuffed out.

Cue 14 years later and Shen Yuan is thrusted into this world to ensure the families happiness and resolve the plot holes still present [ Shen Binghea parents, the secrets of huan hua palace, etc ]. Currently Shen Binghe is the spoiled young lord of Cang Qiong mountain, excels in everything and is loved by all. So he is a little arrogant in a bingge humble fashion.

Shen Yuan, who is called Lou Yuan in order to fool others [ stupid author, stupid system! ]. And he is accepted into the beast peak, he was pretty much content with his life there, being able to be the head disciple in just a few months. But unfourtnetly he had a mission, and the first one is to befriend Binghe.

But he’s playing hard to get because how is the protagonist this spoiled?! Shen yuan comsiders this is what he wanted all along but why was he Little mean now??

Somehow it was Shen Binghe that approached him first, and all he was doing was trying to catch a seven tailed mouse that wandered. And Binghe had somehow ruined that. Lou Yuan ended up ranting and a holding him for doing that before he realized who he was talking to.

Embarresesd Luo yuan ran away still muttering curses and praying Shen Binghe doesn’t kill him or get his father, the previous scum villain to.

Shen Binghe is in a daze, his legs automatically walk to the bamboo house and he sits in his bed.

Shen Binghe: someone who doesn’t love me at first sight? Yelled at me? Didn’t treat me like a young lord of the sect?? Oh I’m in love

Little does Luo Yuan know he fucked up XD