#the salad is a pizza

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Hen: What's for dinner, boys?

Buck: Salad.

Hen: What?

Eddie: Yeah, we're trying to be a bit more healthy.

Hen: With salad?

Buck: Well, it has croutons, and tomato, and cheese-

Eddie: Buck...

Buck: It's actually one giant crouton.

Eddie:

Buck: And the tomatoes are crushed.

Hen:

Buck: And the cheese is melted.

Eddie:

Buck:... The salad is pizza.

[fatty-food]

(via Instagram)

[summerreign4077]

In the tags, share your preferences.

Summer or winter?

Mountains or seashore?

Lake or ocean?

Hotel or camping?

Pizza or pasta?

Cake or pie?

Print or cursive?

Dogs or cats?

Odd numbers or even numbers?

Soup or salad?

[lordzeiik]

Hello!

I've seen that many people are doing this with their comfort characters so I joined this too 😭👉👈

(A classic of mine to try to draw the original style idk lol) ok bye :')

[verysadpaper]

I know for my 100th post I should make something better or colored or shaded or something but here it is.

[fryday]

one of my favourite things to do is go down a rabbit hole of old(er) dnp videos from their channels/the radio show/interviews etc, and once i've gotten used to seeing their 2010s behaviour again - the awkwardness, the pretending to be straight - i'll click on whichever random, recent dapg video youtube has recommended me on the side and boy. what a palate cleanser that is

[kawaii-foodie]

rincafe_03

[okuyassified]

Why.

[twinprime]

my boyfriends family was over earlier and out of nowhere during the conversation his parents were like “omg let’s all weigh ourselves as a game!” and grabbed a scale and his super tiny mom steps on the scale and announces her weight and then his dad tells me, clearly the most overweight person in the room, to weigh myself next and i got upset and just left like i can’t tell if that’s the most tone deaf thing ever or if they were genuinely trying to embarrass me in front of everyone. who the fuck decides to compare weights as a game

[fatty-food]

Caesaroni - pepperoni pizza and Caesar salad in a bun (via Instagram)

[diary-of-a-wimpy-kid]

plan a pizza night!!!

cereal_lover_boy via instagram

[taylorslistofexlovers]

JANKIE world is literally me playing the sims I’m so sorry

[aretis]

Dinner time! Bon appetit🍴🍾🥂

[verysadpaper]

I’m sorry it’s bad but I’m tired anyway HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!🎊

[cartoon-food]