#the stolen key

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

[red-rover-au]

Top 5 things u don't want to hear from your future self

Number 1: you were captured by the krang, used against the resistance, and then left for dead on what remained of earth as the lone survivor

[imnotadogiswear]

There aren’t nearly enough fics where Alex and MI6’s actions are exposed to the world. Think of the potential! The reactions! The politics! The d r a m a

[yume-fanfare]

undead girl time! toxic yuri also

[oceanwithouthermoon]

domestic kubosai living together and being the designated hangout home that hosts all their friends because they come by ALL the time for no reason

saiki pretends to be really bothered by it but he gets to show off his husbands mad cooking skills... (and also he loves his friends but shhh what who said that)

they have a really nice and well kept house because saiki does all the decorating and stuff because kuboyasu CANNOT be trusted for that☠️

[shitpostingkats]

Yusei thought of the day #1172: Jack's bike (Yusei's original duel runner) was fast enough to make the escape into New Domino. Yusei could have escaped as soon as he built it, but didn't. Just. I'm thinking about it.

[pcktknife]

I think you would be a good castle guard. can you try saying who goes there

Who Goes There ? 🤺 <- putting on a tough guy voice

[osbcrne]

see I find this fucking hillarous because.. will graham drives a volvo. why the FUCK does he have a toyota key??? the only other person in the show who drives a toyota is alana and i don't think he would steal her car keys 😭

[cigsterwmeat]

Girlhood in a nutshell.

[duarteegreenbriar]

Going to meet Holly Black today for The Stolen Heir book signing and I’m wearing all black because

[coachbeards]

Someone smarter than me please connect the instances of beard + keys into a fully fleshed out meta lmao

in 1x07, beard is given a hotel room key to a room right beside ted's.

in 2x02, beard’s keys are mentioned to have been thrown out by jane, stripping him of access to his own and forcing him to sleep at the clubhouse.

in 2x09, frequent imagery is shown of beard losing his keys with various people returning them back to him, culminating in climax where beard’s keys break off in the keyhole of his door, once again stripping him from access to his own home.

in 3x02, we get canonical information that beard has a spare set of keys to ted’s flat, something he doesn’t seem to have for himself. when ted throws him his keys, they hit the ground as beard didn’t need them.

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

Ok this one's pretty cool the merch team has officially made the keyring from the babu's keys

[bioshcked]

[cat-soda]

i fucking hate paradox live

[oneofgothamsinsane]

BMHC members, we meet on Tuesday next week at the BatBurger on Main.

We will be plotting pranks against the Furry, Exp; Stealing loose batarangs, hijacking the batmobile, and and turning Red Robin(YUM) to the dark side.

@super-powerd-gothamight

[oobbbear]

I wanna grow up and be a dinosaur