#the uncle saga

[razzbberyl]

THEYRE BLORBO TAGGING MY UNCLE

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Zeus: Hades, man! Come join us in tormenting this Odysseus guy!

Poseidon: Yeah, he's coming to your kingdom next. It's your turn now!

Hades: I don't know, seems a little unethical-

Persephone: *pushes Hades aside* Sounds fun! Can I join?

[morganbritton132]

Someone asks Eddie if Wayne liked Steve when they started dating and Eddie’s just like, “Yeah, as much as you can like anybody when your first introduction to them is their bare naked ass.”

Steve: That’s not true! We met at the hospital

Eddie: He did see your naked ass though

Steve: That’s your fault. Why’d you guys not keep towels in your bathroom?

[t8oo]

one thing i know about columbo is he opened that door on purpose

[aceofwhump]

Day 14: Water Inhalation

Around the World in 80 Days 1x06 | The Mentalist 4x10 | Aladdin (2019) | Legends of Tomorrow 3x03 | The Little Mermaid (2023) | Broadchurch 2x04 | Fate: The Winx Saga 2x01 | Once Upon a Time 3x20 | The Outpost 1x09 | The Man From U.N.C.L.E (2015) | Hudson & Rex 3x04 | Murdoch Mysteries 7x01

@whumptober @whumptober-archive

[ro-bottt]

thorfinn and einar taking care of baby karli <33

[sharkowskii]

Uncle Chara saga~!

Long time no seee xD

I’m Sorry, uni is hard, but i will come back time to time to doodle something uwu

I have made another more for this saga, but next week :p

Elys belongs to beautifull @shayromi Uncle Chara belongs to amazing @the-triangle-cat ✨☕KO-FI☕✨ Please check the benefits!  

[i-have-no-enemies]

Despite loving this “scene” so much I never noticed that Ylva’s daughter just began to braid his hair

How did I never notice?!

That is adorable!

[patheticblorbloscholar]

No one can question Norm's place amongst the people. He is Omaticaya through and through. Jake's right hand man. An underrated green flag babe of a man.

[enviousidiot]

Think of all those soldiers who won’t make it back to their families and friends. Think of all those families and friends who don’t know those soldiers died on the way home. They survived the war but they died anyways. And no one back home knows. They’re all there. Waiting for them to come back.

[redrydersrequiem]

The Raven and the vampire

Chapter 1

This is a twilight and marvel mashup, the daughter of loki finds her soulmate in jasper Cullen and the twists and turns it will take them both

Note this is my first fanfic ever please be nice. I’m trying I constantly reread and change/fix these. As of 1/25/24 i've redone this story it is no longer a reader insert. I want to thank everyone who liked the original and hope you like the updated version more, this was my first ever fic and i've slowly grown as a writer so everyone enjoy

It begins like every other day on Asgard, sunny and golden, gilded with light, as the sounds of a baby’s wails break the silence of the healing wing. Loki paces back and forth, waiting to be with his wife and newborn. The doors swing open and an attendant comes forward.

“You may enter your highness, your wife and child are all cleaned up and waiting for you”. Brushing past the attendant, Loki heads straight for the figure sitting up against the backboard of the green silk bed.

“My darling, how are you? How do you feel? Do you need anything? Are you hung/…’..

“/Loki, calm down. I'm perfectly fine. A little tired but it was all worth it to finally meet our daughter.”

“it’s a girl”

“Yes ,my son , she is a beautiful baby princess and here she is ready to meet her parents .”

Walking to the new parents with a bundle of green and gold cloth in her hands, Frigga handed the new princess to her mother. The baby was a light blue theraise markings prominent on her body, tuffs of deep black hair crowned her head Asher scarlet eyes opened to take in her parents. Lady Sigyn didn't even pause at the baby’s coloring, long since having broken Loki of thinking himself a monster due to his heritage

“She is half Jotun like we expected but her body should adjust to the environment soon just as her father did” queen Frigga states noticing her son had yet to say anything. Loki just stared at his daughter's small form resting in his beloved's arms, slowly offering his finger to the babygirl. Skin turning blue as the bay gripped it in her small hands

“She’s beautiful”,

“Yes, she is! oh Loki look,”

The new parents watched as scarlet eyes gave way to white with beautiful amethyst irises, skin turning a beautiful pale like her fathers with a dashing of freckles like her mother

“She looks just like you, my prince, beautiful dark hair and all.”

“She looks. Like the both of us, a perfect blend. My little Raven, Elara frigga Lokidottir Princess of Asgard.”

800 years have passed and the young princess has grown into a young woman of grace and beauty. A mage like her father and grandmother before her, and warrior in her own right. I mean, how could she not? With private training form an actual Valkyrie, and the literal goddess of war and god of thunder (god of sparkles lol) as her aunt and uncle. In all her time though, she has grown up around love,seeing it in her parents' faces as they look at one another. In her baby brother's eyes as they babble up at her, Her grandparents and uncle and so many others, that she was ready to find it herself.

“Mother, father, I've done it.” Elara omimites as she bursts into her parents sitting room. Sigyn was sitting on the floor with the twins as they had tummy time while Loki was next to her legs crossed at the ankle reading a book to the two of them.

`What is that my little raven?”

“ Father, I've completed the spell to find my soulmate.”

“Soulmate? Spell? Darling what are you talking about, you're still so young you shouldn’t have to be so worried about that.”

“Mother you and father were only 200 years older than me when you both finally married and much younger than that the first time you met and started cavorting with each other. Besides, I'm ready. I want to have what all of you have, especially before I'm used as a pawn to help diplomatic affairs, I want to find my other half.”

“My little raven, we would never allow the allfather or anyone else to use you as a pawn. Besides i second your thoughts”.

“Loki why am i not surprised you are some howenvloved with our daughter trying to leave

“Dear, it will all be fine trust me I would do nothing that would harm our little raven” he kisses his wife soothing her while gesturing to elara to carry on with her proclamation ,

“go ahead love tell us what you’ve discovered”

“ Mother?” Sigyn pinches her mouth looking between her mischievous husband and equally energetic eldest

“Fine, I will go along with you and your fathers plans but i wish to be there when the spell is cast and part of the travel discussions”

“Absolutely mother, I can do the spell now, i just need the maps of the realms”

Loki summons all the maps he's collected over the years including a globe of earth and sets them up for his daughter, when a thought finally occurs to him.

“Odin forbid this adventure, send you to Midgard.”

“Loki we will be supportive of whoever it ends up being and wherever it ends up taking her. Besides, if you didn’t want her to go away, you shouldn’t have helped her make the spell to begin with.”

“Your words cut deep my love. I simply hoped for her future match to be here in Asgard.”

“Of course you did, dear. Now sweetie, let's proceed with this event.”

The maps of the realms litter the giant green carpet. In front of you, setting the small golden bowl of which to concoct the spell in the middle of th wide green rugs.”

“So I modified a spell to find a lost item and a spell to show your hearts desire, combining the two with a very complicated magic circle I should be able to find my soulmate”,

“Very impressive little raven”

“Thank you father ok lets start. The purple magic flows from your fingers towards the bowl containing the two simple spells ingredients while your power spreads out forming the magic circle. As soon as it's complete a bright pulsing light shoots up. Dancing around Elara several times before shooting over to the maps.

“It's working!” Sigyn happily. Awes watching her daughter work.

Pulsing around the realms maps the light simply hoovers before shooting for the Midgardian globe encasing it insistently

“Oh joy of course my daughters soulmate is a Midgardian”

“Honestly, I think it serves you right Loki”, Sigyn states picking at her husband and his distaste for midgardians “but you don’t even know who or what this midgarden is. Who knows, they could be gifted like our dear Wanda”

“Yes my darling” Loki says as he collapses on the nearest couch.

“Well go on my little raven, let's see where in Midgard you will be visiting”

Walking over to the globe, Elara peers over to what small words have now been illuminated.

“It’s a place called….. Forks, Washington.”

[razzbberyl]

for those of you who wanted more Uncle Posting: I am absolutely not telling him abt his fame he barely knows how to work facebook are you insane. I hope instead you will be satisfied with the knowledge that he’s a fire chief and we got a new recruit the other day so guess who gets to play astronauts with them tomorrow :]

[keepwonderingwoman]

from the moment miguel was on screen in atsv i just like. felt sad for him. and yes i know he was designed that way and i know all about why i am feeling that way about him i’m not a stranger to character construction. but something about him is so deeply sad. like hot vampire teeth aside i want to know more about miguel in the spiderverse context because CLEARLY everyone else has something worth living for -> miles has his friends and family, gwen has her dad, peter b has mj and mayday, hobie has anarchy etc etc. but like from the minute miguel was on screen the audience was explicitly told that he lost his alt-family to the collapse of that universe, which begs the question: what was he living for in the first place? the existence of this question is also what compounds my earlier point -> deeply, DEEPLY sad man. it’s giving batman if batman experienced the entire batfamily dying the same way jason did only never to return and never having had them —not really! in the first place. depressing !

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok one night from the air mattress him and Steve are sleeping on in Wayne’s living room. It is late. It is dark.

Eddie looks unimpressed at the camera because he went to bed on a pretty firm mattress and woke up during the slow slide to Steve.

He pans the camera over to Steve and his side is practically deflated. He’s pretty much sleeping on the floor at this point so Eddie pans the camera back to him and says, “Think there might be a hole in this air mattress, y’all.”

Steve shifts in his sleep and Eddie slides a little more towards him before he adds, “You know that 50 Cent tweet about his grandma making him take the trash out? That’s how I’m feelin’ right now.”

“Cause this is bullshit. The couch fucks up my back. Why am I not at a hotel?” He mutters to himself, sliding the rest of the way down and flopping on top of Steve. “I have two Grammys.”

Falling on top of him woke Steve up just enough for Eddie to get him up and moving, “C’mon, baby, on your feet. Let’s go. We’re bunking up with Wayne tonight.”

Steve, who will not remember this conversation in the morning and is going to wake up confused, just lets Eddie guide him into the bedroom like, “Kay.”

[solaraurora]

Mia & Lil B giving Jakob hugs & telling him they love him.... my heart 🥺🥹😭😍💞💗💖

Jakob deserves so much love & happiness after everything he went through, I can't believe he finally gets it only to "die". Mia just got him back, she & B don't deserve to lose him. I swear to god they better bring him back in the next film

[wings-dings-and-iggyfings]

me trying to find the motivation to get through a day like: