#the war nerd

[fffartonceaweek]

Seymour Hersh discusses his latest scoop on Biden bombing the Nord Stream pipelines, on Radio @TheWarNerd

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How America Took Out The Nord Stream Pipeline

https://seymourhersh.substack.com/p/how-america-took-out-the-nord-stream

[stealingpotatoes]

luminara after barriss coming out: oh, my darling. i'm so proud of you

*wears a shirt with "my kid is a they/them lesbian!!"

anakin after ahsoka coming out: OH MY FUCKING GODDDD THIS BITCH IS GAAAAAAAAAAY----

LMAO YEAH i mean its just realistic "coming out to your brother" vibes

(donation doodles! // tip jar)

[eggdrawsthings]

listen u can't tell me Tech saw Echo return w a droid arm and didn't try to give his brother a new one loaded with a bunch of ridiculous tools and stuff

[vieravixen]

I'm loving Re:Monster. Feels like That Time i Got Reincarnated as a Slime, but more character development?

What do you guys think, which do you like better?

[mroddmod]

little scrapped comic bc it felt a bit ooc to me in hindsight

[ysrjune]

Nerd!Anakin headcanons

I love nerd anakin oh my goodness.

౨ৎ nerd!anakin reads to you every night because you told him you love hearing his soft voice.

౨ৎ nerd!anakin has multiple polaroids of you and him in his room. you have lots of them too, which are pictures you took of him covered with kissy marks in your lipstick.

౨ৎ nerd!anakin learned how to do your hair, so whenever he’s bored and you’re lying on him, he’s braiding or doing whatever hairstyle he learned how to do.

౨ৎ nerd!anakin loves when you get your nails done because he loves the feeling of them scratching his back or caressing his face and feeling the tips gently digging into his cheeks.

౨ৎ nerd!anakin writes his own silly stories to read to you.

౨ৎ nerd!anakin bought your mom flowers the first time he met her.

౨ৎ nerd!anakin loves to lay in between your thighs while you play with his hair, and he/you tell(s) you/him all about his day.

౨ৎ nerd!anakin won’t leave without a kiss.

౨ৎ nerd!anakin lets you try different makeup looks on him, but whines when you wanna take a photo of him.

౨ৎ nerd!anakin bought you a necklace/bracelet with his and your initials engraved on it on your 1 year anniversary.

౨ৎ nerd!anakin sometimes gets jealous when other guys talk to you, but never says anything because he trusts that they’re just friends/someone you talk to.

౨ৎ nerd!anakin always needs to touch you. holding your hand, arm wrapped around your waist or chest, sometimes he’ll rest his hand on your ass while you’re walking around.

౨ৎ nerd!anakin likes his hair pulled while he eats you out.

౨ৎ nerd!anakin loves when your stroke or suck his cock. especially slow. he likes to be teased, but if you edge him for too long, he’ll start whining and squirming around, thrusting himself into your hand just so he can cum.

౨ৎ nerd!anakin has the cutest whimpers/moans.

౨ৎ nerd!anakin has a huge praise and mommy kink. (you already know I had to put in the mommy one).

౨ৎ nerd!anakin secretly likes when you cover his mouth to keep people next door from hearing his loud moans.

౨ৎ nerd!anakin is obsessed with thrusting his cock up and down between your folds and cumming all over your tummy.

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[charmwasjess]

Lightsaber Theory: Obi-Wan "Sith Lords are Our Specialty" Kenobi consistently loses duels to Dooku not for any reason of technical form mismatch or lack of ability, but because Dooku is not even pretending to try to kill him. Resultantly, Obi-Wan can’t figure out what the fuck is going on when they fight. 

Obi-Wan: (preparing to defend an expected lethal strike) You’ll answer for your enormities, Count!

Dooku: (giving him the lightest love tap on the leg) Don’t be so sure, my special good lineage baby boy, so perfect in my eyes. 

Obi-Wan: …What?

Dooku: What?

Which Dooku and Obi-Wan proud lineage moment is even the most unhinged? There are so many to choose from! Is it Dooku’s frequent inability, both in AotC and TCW, to keep from spontaneously gushing about Sidious’s plans and even his own dark secrets to Obi-Wan?? Is it the time in Labyrinth of Evil where Dooku drags a long-suffering, bored Grievous over to watch a holorecording of Anakin and Obi-Wan thwarting his plans yet again, to point out how beautifully they’re working together as a team and how much he likes watching their lightsaber work evolve? Is it in the recent Brotherhood novel, where Obi-Wan just has to casually namedrop Qui-Gon to get Dooku to do exactly what he wants?

Obi-Wan is a big problem for Sidious in his mission to destabilize and corrupt Anakin, and Sidious knows it. He needs him out of the picture to do the same isolating, evil bullshit that worked so well when ensnaring Dooku himself. But the war has been going on for years now, and guess who remains inconveniently alive? And whose job was that to take care of? Oh yeah. I remember. His useless, Padawan assassin-collecting apprentice: fucking Count Dooku. By the time of RotS, Sidious has specifically ordered Dooku to make fucking sure Obi-Wan is dead only for him to completely ignore the command about a half-dozen times.

Going by the Stover RotS novelization, in the same scene where Dooku also literally refers to Obi-Wan as his fucking grandson actually, add that to our earlier list, Sidious reiterates that KILL OBI-WAN is the plan (over the sound of Dooku’s loud complaining) moments before that final duel.  I kind of wish we’d gotten a shot of Sidious's incredulous, enraged expression as Dooku knocks Obi-Wan unconscious and pins him safely out of the way. He is, once again, going out of his way to not kill Obi-Wan in that duel, and this time directly disobeying his Master to his face after they just had a conversation about it. You just know exactly what Sidious must be thinking at that moment. Oh, Dooku. You are so fucking fired.

[ace-writer-lani]

Headcanon Will would totally initiate random lightsaber fights

Like he would attack his siblings all the time just...out of nowhere (it's the ADHD).

Kayla would roll her eyes and threaten to snap the saber in half.

Austin would play along and fall to the floor and dramatically die.

But the first person to actually fight back was Nico, who secretly has his own lightsaber hidden in the shadows. And he would disarm Will in some sort of fancy move that would leave Will stuttering and blushing because it was hot.

(Fastest way to get to Will's heart is with a lightsaber)

Sort of part two: here

[disastergoose]

my mental health hinges on this unfortunately

[ollyrewind]

jedi knight merlin on a diplomatic mission?

[spicypeachxx]

Can I keep the vans on while we play? 😋

[morganbritton132]

Love the thought of Steve being into something that is just unflinchingly nerdy but refusing to admit that it’s nerdy because how could it be if he thinks it’s cool? It’d drive Dustin insane.

Like, Steve’s a Trekkie through and through. He watches the reruns. He sees the movies. He’s thrilled when TNG airs. He even reads the fan made zines his mom gets in the mail. When Dustin points out that this is nerd shit, he’s just like, “Uh, no it’s not? It’s action/adventure. You wouldn’t call Indiana Jones nerdy.”

“It’s Sci-Fi, Steve! There are aliens.”

“There’s aliens in Alien too. Are you telling me Alien is uncool?”

“Oh my god, you’re impossible!”

“Thank you!”

“I am not complimenting you!”

[vieravixen]

Thought i'd make an about me to pin 🥰

I'm Viera! I'm a 28 year old Australian asian Mum with a husband :D I started showing myself off almost a year ago and decided to do a bit more with it ;)

I loooove all things nerdy. I especially love Star Wars. Give me comics, books, manga, anime and everything in between. I like to dress up, and I love to take off my clothes ;) Sometimes in public 🤭

I always like suggestions for new content, and i'm always pretty up for a chat if i'm not doing mum things. I will only chat on my other sites though :)

All in all, please keep perving, i love feeling all your eyes on me. ;)

[nhyhu]

a little comic i did for @pencildragons !

stuff under cut

^^^ without text, lineart, and sketches

basically obi wan left and went back to melidaan after the clone wars ended to essentially retire and cody and some of the 212th need to lay low for a while so they go and track down their former general. And they find him hands deep in dirt farming of all things, and theres this whole thing between cody and obi wan about how they fell out of the closeness they had when they were in war(theres a moon lit conversation that is in my head and not on paper I HAD IDEAS) and they miss each other, they really do, but they don't know how to function together without the war on their backs.

Now obi wan isn't only a farmer no no hes a busy boi, he also helps out at the local clinic/hospital because him having the force means it's easier to understand how people feel which means it's easier to diagnose the patients. So one day he's working and idk his neigbor or something knocks on his door, and the troopers that where living with obi wan are all like whos that, so cody goes and opens the door and it's just someone obi wan knows coming to ask him for some help, and that person is like who are you? so cody says he's a good friend of obi wan's and is visiting him, and that obi wan is at the clinic right now. The neighbor guy is like ok and goes to find obi wan.

And when the guy finds obi wan they go "obi wan i didn't know your boyfriend and his family is visiting" obi wan internally is going " boyfriend????" and obi wan goes along with it because it's a good cover for the clones. and when he gets back to his house he announces himself with "my dear im home" and he and cody bond via pretending to be a couple because it reminds them of having a mission. And with the whole fake couple thing they learn to be domestic with each other, and function together outside of a war setting.

Until the group of clones don't have to lay low anymore and they can go back to corusant. and both cody and obi wan are like, i should tell him i love him for real and they do and they live happily ever after :)

[cosmicanakin]

thinkin' about nerd!anakin & popular!reader.

adult content | minors do NOT interact.

you slip into the kitchen where anakin is bustling about working on some new prototype. sliding your arms around his waist from behind, you press a kiss to the center of his back between his shoulder blades. “how's it going in here, handsome?”

he turns with a brilliant grin, still tinkering as he talks. “just fine tuning some upgrades. got paired with lydia for the engineering project and she has some innovative ideas i want to test out. speaking of, i should give her a call and we can brainstorm some more.”

your smile falters slightly at the mention of lydia. you know she's a notorious nerd, just like anakin, but something about them working so closely together rubs you the wrong way. “right, your partner. do you have to call her right now?” you pout, pulling him in for an embrace.

anakin chuckles, nuzzling your nose. “yes sweetheart, we're trying to stay on track to finish early like the good students we are. don't worry, you know you're the only girl for me.” he pecks your lips softly before slipping from your arms to grab his phone.

reluctantly, you follow anakin to the couch and flop down beside him with a huff. his call connects and lydia's face popped up on the screen, pale skin and dark hair framed by thick glasses like usual. “hey anakin!” she greets excitedly, straightening her cardigan.

“hey lydia, y/n's here too.” he smiles, sliding an arm around your shoulders. you force a tight lipped grin and wave. lydia smiles politely in return but her eyes linger on anakin a moment too long for your liking.

“so, tell me more about these water filtration designs you were working on,” anakin prompts, always eager to delve into his passion. lydia launches into an enthusiastic ramble about her concepts that has anakin hanging onto every word with rapt attention.

you try to contain your rising irritation as they converse in advanced terminology far over your head. anakin's eyes sparkle with interest and admiration for lydia's brilliant mind and you feel increasingly out of place. her cheeks flush under his praise and gaze.

that's the final straw. subtlety clearly isn’t working so you decide on a new approach. shifting into anakin's lap, you drape yourself over him and start peppering his jaw and neck with heated kisses. he inhales sharply in surprise.

“y/n, wh-what are you doing?” he stammers breathily as you continue your affectionate assault. you raise your eyes to the screen and smirk at lydia, who watches with parted lips and pink cheeks of her own.

“sorry to interrupt,” you say feigning your innocence, grinding down into anakin’s lap. he suppresses a soft groan, hands coming to grasp your hips unconsciously. lydia averts her eyes, clearing her throat awkwardly.

“i can see you two are, uh, busy. maybe i should let you go.” she mumbles, shuffling notes in front of her screen. anakin nods frantically, eyes fuzzy with desire. “y-yeah, probably for the best. we'll, um, talk tomorrow lydia. bye!”

you end the call with a tap of your finger before he can prolong it further. capturing anakin's lips hungrily, you roll your hips firmly into his growing erection. he melts into the kiss with a whiny moan.

“fuck y/n, what's gotten into you? not that iʼm complaining,” he pants as you drag open mouthed kisses along his jaw. you nip at his earlobe teasingly. “just reminding you who you belong to, honey. now, shall we take this discussion to the bedroom?”

without awaiting his response, you tug anakin to his feet and backward down the hall. he obeys willingly, worshipping your neck and shoulders all the way. you push him down onto the mattress, quickly removing your clothes in a flurry.

anakin lays watching with blown pupils and parted lips, caressing the prominent bulge in his pants. “god, you're so beautiful.” you crawl over him like a lioness, pinning his body down and rocking your sensitive core against his clothed bulge.

“say it,” you command breathily. “say you're mine.” anakin moans at the delicious contact, already putty in your possessive hands. “i'm yours, and only yours.” satisfaction blooms in your chest at his submission.

you make good and sure to brand that fact into his memory that night, until he's left whimpering your name in a blissful puddle. no one, not even lydia, would ever come between you again if you had anything to say about it. this boy belonged to you heart, body and mind.

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