cannot believe i got a backpack, new waterbottle, body wash, uncrustables, two balanced breaks, AND gogo squeezes for 49. i had a 50 gift card. THE WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL
I just know that either Bruno or Abbachio makes Giorno lie abt his age at restaurants or theatres so they can get a discount. Like in the eyes of cracker Barrel Giorno has been 11 for 3 years and it's been his birthday everyday since January💀
JOKE-OGRAPHY:
Jesus says, "Blessed are the poor in spirit." The priest in this cartoon asks his students what they think He meant. The girl who raises her hand says her father only feels blessed when he's POURIN' spirits, which implies her father is a drinker. The joke is that "poor in spirit" (Jesus's quote) sounds like "pouring spirits" (i.e. drinking spirits, as in alcohol), so the girl is confusing the two terms and implying that Jesus meant people who drink a lot of alcohol feel blessed.
hey everyone, i won’t be as active for a while. got home last night super late after being on the road for 20 some odd hours. dealing with some family things and as an older sister, my priority of taking care of my siblings comes first before anything else. being on here is amazing for me but i don’t think i’ll have much time for it. reminder to please treat those in your life who are battling addiction with patience and care. i lost my older brother (sweetest person i’ve ever known and he remained that way up until his last night) to suicide and alcoholism, trauma and ptsd, depression and his feelings of hopelessness. talk with the people you care about. another of my siblings is dealing with the same and i refuse to let it escalate to such a terrifying end twice in less than a fucking year. remind the people you care about that there are beautiful things to live for. show them kindness and love. there is all kinds of misinformation out there but know this, you can make a difference for someone. don’t let them suffer in silence.
GUYS i know i dont' usually post about Myself because its a little bit scary sometimes BUT i need to tell this account about today because its SO ironic
you know how its day 6 of the whumperless whump event which is heat whump-themed?
i sort of almost got heat exhaustion today.
i was at a fair/outdoor market with some friends and it was like. 99 degrees (fahrenheit) and there was NO shade. anywhere. like it was bad. and i hadn't eaten a lot earlier in the day (which was stupid, i know)
but all of a sudden i literally got SO lightheaded and i could feel my heart pounding and i literally felt seconds away from fainting and yeah. i won't go into too much detail because this is Not irl whump but i just think the coincidence is funny as hell
(i am fine btw! i didn't want to make a big deal to my friends so i just slugglishly dragged one of them to get shaved ice with me and i sat under a tiny tarp for like 30 minutes until i could See Straight)
tagging @seth-whumps because this is YOUR fault you manifested this ლ(⋋·⋌)ლ (/J VERY MUCH /J)
“Oh the tapes still being playable after being burned and laying outside for years by Alex is the most unrealistic part of Marble Hornets” “oh the most unrealistic part of Marble Hornets is all the characters leaving their doors unlocked” YOU FOOLS THE MOST UNREALISTIC PART OF MARBLE HORNETS IS HOW EASILY ALL OF THESE CHARACTERS DRY SWALLOW PILLS
I wish Adderall was like birth control implants where you get it placed once and it lasts for 5 years so you don't have to remember to take it every day
People do know they don't have to buy a Stanley, right? Or whatever the fuck is the current bottle people want. You got your bottle for free in an event in 2015? All the power to you, but if having a cup that matches their outfit makes someone happy, why the fuck do you care????? Are you paying for their bottle? No, you're not. The bottle will still be produced. What's the ethical problem here??? If having a blue cup, and a pink cup, and a cup that makes me look like a koala keeps me going, then it's a necessary purchase. You're not the one spending money on it so why do you care?????????