#the way he’d feel sososo guilty…

[tragedykery]

I love taituk they’re so funny. they’re simultaneously really cool and capable and. kind of a loser. wet cat of a woman (not actually a woman). a dykefag AND a fagdyke. they can’t tell when people are flirting with them and suaveness is Not in their vocabulary. everyone wants them and they’re involved with quite literally every crew member their age. their reaction to there being “men’s work” and “women’s work” is “I will simply do everything. all of the work.” they’re fine with the concept & reality of death but thinking about killing somebody with their own hands makes them physically ill. they will quite literally heal their enemies so they don’t die. they’re eldestsiblingcore but only see their siblings like. twice a year. they could be stabbed and bleeding out and their only reaction would be “ugh now my favourite jacket will be stained :/”. they don’t know what’s going on at any given moment. they’ve been permanently banned from the ship’s kitchen even though they’re the captain. by god they’re even transgender. they’ve even got long hair

[cinnamonest]

I’m sorry I just saw your genshin faves list and I am DYINGGGG that Childe isn’t #1!!! I’ve reread all your stories with him and you write him SOSOSO well that I just assumed he was! I can’t imagine him not ever being number 1 would go down well. The idea of second place doesn’t even exist in his mind. I bet he’d even want his name to be the first thing darling says in the morning. I had to let out a laugh when I didn’t see a tuft of annoying orange hair in first place

IT WAS SO HARD but I felt like I couldn't have a three way tie so when I had to choose between him and Albedo I just went blank for a minute and tapped one on impulse 😭😭 honestly if I did it again I would probably just do the three way tie, I feel too guilty for betraying my baby boy 😔

on the bright side, if you ever said you preferred someone else and then pulled a "jk lol" you could get quite an amusing reaction out of him, if you're sadistic enough...

[autisticempathydaemon]

hello! for your redacted matchup!

some basic things about me is that i'm just an intj-t and a reserved person and have a lot of difficulty opening up to someone. i also am the stubborn type, trying to solve my problems alone and head on with no breaks. it does lead to a lot of issues where people think i'm too hyper-independent, but we ball and we vibe!

as for your whimsical questions (that i adore btw):

i adore long video essays on youtube! usually about books, drama and social issues around the world. mainly because it's cool to hear about how different people perceive the same piece of media!

i spent most of my life hating my name, so you'd have to put me on gun point to change it. that being said, there was a point in time i wanted to change to something similar to my current name so people can pronounce it easier.

the recent avior video is definitely one of my top fives now! i also adore sam and aviors' healing videos, vega's first video with warden and all of vincent's videos where he gets to act like a dork.

i hope i don't get crucified for this but i really can't see the appeal in lasko. he's too jittery and jumpy and i'm way too impatient to deal with someone like that. i'd still want him as a friend, thought.

as for who i am attracted too platonically, all of the DAMN boys, milo, asher and vincent! they're all too best friend shaped for me.

oh god, when i get tired, i tend to ramble about how people annoy me. i'll be shit talking people in my sleep and i think that's funny!

my go to gas station is circle k and i'd usually get either coffee or a peach quencher!

my favourite playlist rn is my darlin' playlist because it's filled with nostalgic songs for me! (a lot of 90a and early 2000s rap and rnb)

ooooh, my guilty pleasure media would have to be redacted audios! i'm a very basic person when it comes to my media choices so this is literally the "weirdest" thing i listen too!

thank you sososo much for having this event open! do take your time and don't feel pressured to have all of these done! i love you and i hope you have a good day! 💞💞💞

Your INTJ-T (the Turbulent Architect) nature gives me fun Aaron vibes- not that I’d necessarily pair you with Aaron but that you remind me of him… and you know what you and Aaron could use? A cute, bubbly pizza Guy.

The beauty in yours and Guy’s relationship would be the lovely, charming ways you contrast; where you might be introverted and stubborn, Guy is extroverted and open- maybe a little opposites attract sort of thing? He seems the type who could easily draw you out of your shell and become, if not your rock, your safe, happy space.

Also, I think Guy would be so tickled pink to hear you be sleepy and grumpy and gripe about the people who irritate you. He’d love laying next to you and encouraging your mumbling, probably recording silly, nonsensical snippets of it for when he misses you. Guy’d think it’s so cute and sweet how garrulous you can be when it’s just the two of you, and he’d be so proud that he is granted the privilege of experiencing you that way.

Song:

Some people want diamond rings/ Some just want everything/ But everything means nothing/ If I ain't got you, you, you

You just know, without a doubt, that Guy would be a sucker for a good, nostalgic, shower jam, and is there any better than this? It’s classic, it’s simple, it’s cheesy as hell, and Guy absolutely sings it off-key in the car, knowing you’d never skip the track and throw him off his groove when he’s having fun.

Runner-ups:

Leaning more into comparisons than contrasts, I definitely considered David and Aaron for you. David, who is also independent and stubborn, would make himself very available as a rock and foundation for you; he is incredibly dependable, which is very attractive in a partner. Aaron strikes me as having the same MBTI as you, as being similar in that way that would make you fast friends.

Note: I am having a fantastic day, thank you ❣️ I hope you are as well and that this, god willing, made it just a touch better 💖

Want a match-up of your own? Read this post, and tell me about yourself! 💌

[rezzyromance]

Karl Heisenberg x GN! Reader

Summary: You try to calm down Karl from one of his temper tantrums, and he accidentally hurts you.

Tw: cursing, aggressive tones, blood, uuuhhh angst? Idk.

"THAT BITCH! THAT STUPID, OVERSIZED, SELF-RIGHTEOUS BITCH!" you could hear very clearly ringing through the factory like church bells. You were sitting quietly in the bedroom that you and Karl shared, reading a book to pass the time. It was one of the few rooms he felt comfortable with you being in alone. While he never told you that you weren't allowed to roam around the factory freely, he made it clear to you that he'd much rather you stick to the safer areas when he wasn't around.

The angry man had just returned from one of his "family meetings". You had never been to one due to the fact that Karl feared of Miranda finding out about you, but you could easily understand that they must be very frustrating for him as he always returns from them with such an angry energy that it almost felt like static popping around him. This time though, he was noticeably more angry. The stomping of his foot steps were louder and you could hear them approaching closer to the door. "SHE FOLLOWS MIRANDA LIKE A FUCKING DOG! A BRAINLESS FUCKING MUTT!" he yelled as he continued to stomp down the hallway. You could hear by the way his voice faded that he passed the door. "He must be heading to his office..." you think to yourself as you put down your book and make your way to the door. You walk out and follow the sounds of the angry man.

As you made your way to his office, muffled sounds of him bickering got louder and louder. They were accompanied by loud, thudding noises. You grab the doorknob and make your way slowly into his office. The room had been trashed during his fit of rage. Papers were covering the floor along with clutter from his desk. He was standing in the midst of it all, shoulders and chest rising and falling with each ravenous pant he let out.

"...get out" he says with his back facing you. You could tell that he had spoken through gritted teeth. "Karl, please calm down. Do you need to tal-" "I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT!" he interrupted you and turned to face you. His face twitched in anger. You had never seen him this angry before, and you didn't want to leave him like this. "Was it something Alcina did? Do you want to talk about it?" You step further into the room. "Oh why the fuck do you care?! What the fuck do you know about that big bitch and the shit I have to endure whenever I have to sit in a room with her for fucking hours on end?! Don't act like you give a good god damn!" He continued to scream. His words were harsh and his tone was harsher. His mind was so clouded with rage that he wasn't even paying attention to how it may affect you.

You hated seeing him like this. Despite his demands that you leave him alone, you persisted. "But I do care! Come on baby take a deep breath and settle down." He turned away from you and started anxiously running his gloved hand through his hair, knocking his hat to the ground. Metal objects from all around the room began to rise slowly. "I understand you're upset bu-" you continue to try and comfort him but he interrupts again. "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SHIT! STOP ACTING LIKE YOU UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT I GO THROUGH! AND STOP PRETENDING THAT YOU CARE!" He yells with all his chest as metal goes flying in all direction. Many of these sharp objects fly past you and soon enough you feel a hot sting on your right shoulder.

You would normally scream or even gasp at this, but you were so shocked at the pure rage coming from the man standing before you that all you could do is stand there and clutch your bleeding arm. Your shirt soon began to grow wet around the area. With a single glance you could tell it was deep. Your legs began to tremble and your breathing became unsteady. The room was completely silent as you stared at the back of Heisenberg. The burst of energy exhausted him slightly and he stared at the ground, trying to gather his thoughts. "What now?" He thought. "Look... I know you're trying to help but-" he turns to face you and is met with a sight that causes his stomach to drop.

Your eyes were as wide as a deer in headlights. You were frozen in place and the only movement coming from your body was your shaky breath and fearful trembling. He looked to where your hand was clutching your arm and saw a large red spot, growing in size fast. "Oh shit", he whispers as he runs over to you. You flinch slightly and take step back, worried of what he might do next. You knew he didn't mean to hurt you, you were just in shock. "Fuck (Y/N) I'm so sorry. I'm sososo fucking sorry." He apologizes and throws his glasses off so he can examine your wound better. He takes your hand and moves it aside and soon more blood begins to leak from the large cut.

He quickly picks you up and places you the chair by his desk. He's had to patch himself up many times before, so he felt confident about closing your wound. What worried him was how you must feel about him now. His heart was in his stomach as he gathered all the supplies necessary for a quick surgery.

"I'm so sorry.." he continues to say as the needle goes in and out of your skin, closing the wound. You could tell by his worried eyes that he didn't mean to hurt you. He was crouching beside you, making sure to be eye-level with your shoulder. With the hand on your unwounded arm, you reach over and cup his cheek. He doesn't melt into your touch like he usually does due to how focused he was on stitching you up, but it did provide him with some comfort. Finally with a deep sigh from the both of you, the mediocre surgery was done.

He began to stand up, but you stop him by placing a hand on his shoulder. He looks up at you and makes eye contact for only a second. He felt too guilty to look for too long. You then wrap both arms around his neck and pull him into a hug. He wraps his around around you slowly, unsure if he deserves it. He felt like a monster for hurting you. "I love you", you say. These words hurt him and heal him at the same time. "I don't know how." He says with a broken smile.

That night, he held you a little tighter, kissed you a little more, and slept a little less.

[yan-twst]

hi!! :0 i love your blog sososo much …!! can i request kalim and the yan alphabet ? feel free 2 delete if itz too much… thank you ! sm 🥺🥺

warnings: general yandere themes, although relatively softer

i'm putting this under a read more because once again, it's quite a long post

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

He's a very cheery, affectionate person. His darling better be ok with PDA- because while they daye and they're not captive, he won't care if people are watching when he steals a kiss or two.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

It would be very, very rare for the blood to actually be on his hands- if he truly felt like someone had to be eliminated, he'll send Jamil to do the dirty work. He isn't as willing to end others like other yanderes might be, but it's nor wise to test him, either: all it takes are a few words and someone's life is over.

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

He wants his darling to be happy even in captivity, so no. He'll instead try to point out all the things they can do even while locked inside, and promise magic carpet rides if they behave.

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Does making them wear jewelry he buys count? In reality, he'll try his best to be respectful towards his darling. He wants all the affection between him and them to come out of love- he's willing to wait for them to love him back! It will happen eventually: he's very optimistic about this.

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

Even though he's usually bright and cheery, he has no qualms showing other emotions to his darling. He doesn't think it's shameful to cry in front of them or anything; after all, partners should be able to be vulnerable around each other, right? If he shows all of himself to his darling, he hopes they will open up to him, too.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

He'd be quite disappointed and worried. What part of this all being for their safety are they not understanding? Moreover, aren't they aware of how bad of an idea it is to attack him?! If Jamil even saw them trying to fight back, he'd absolutely restrain them- Kalim doesn't want that to happen.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

Well, it's not a game per se, but it's ok to enjoy the process, right? He very much believes that eventually his darling will accept his love and understand his actions, and that one day they'll both laugh at how stubborn his darling was being by trying to escape or being upset.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Luckily for Kalim's darling, he isn't big on punishments or causing them pain- he also isn't keen on informing them of what happens to people he deems dangerous. Still, whenever he takes away all the luxuries he's given and leaves his darling with the bare basics, it's incredibly harsh: it's hard to sleep in the floor when they'd gotten so used to an expensive mattress...

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

Well, he has to marry his darling, duh! That's a no brainer for sure- he wants a big ceremony, with elephants and tigers, live music and everything! He wants his wedding to be amazing; after all, his union to his darling as to be celebrated in a bang as bright as his love for them!

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Whenever he shows off his darling at a party, he wants people to gawk and admire them- but also understand they're his! Yes, his darling is beautiful, but everyone must understand they belong to him. Anyone who dares make uncouth comments will find themselves booted from the party- and god forbid they try to make a move on his darling... Because in a moment of jealousy, Kalim will give Jamil an order to kill.

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

He's like an exciteable puppy, but he's also eager to be seen as a dependable lover. His enthusiasm probably clashes with his darling's justified gloom and steess about being held against their will- but it's ok, he won't be discouraged!

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

Oppulence, money- his darling is drowning in gifts! He doesn't see it as buying their affections; he's just trying to make them happy! ... Also, he feels his pride swell and his heart beat faster when he thinks of his darling dressed in fine silks he chose, in golden jewelry he personally handpicked- ah, it's too much! He'll pass out from how cute and romantic it all is!

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Nope, Kalim's exactly what it says on the package: an exciteable, loving partner! Of course, others may misinterpret his obsessive tendencies and his overbearing love to be simply "a very romantic" side of him... but his darling knows better.

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

He hates seeing his darling sad or in pain, but sometimes it's inevitable to need punishment, right? He'll take away all the luxuries and comforts he's given his darling, perhaps lock them in a real cage. Do they now realize how kind he's being? Will they please realize that he's giving them a comfortable life, while a crueler man could be keeping them in worse conditiona?

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

He'll keep them locked up, but they can still see other people- after all, he hosts many parties! All of his darling's friends are simply under the impression that their friend is being taken care of by Kalim, and that the lack of comunication is a small sacrifice for such a pampered life.

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

He's not a naturally patient person, but he would do anything for his darling. He tries to be understanding every time they're upset, reminding them that all his actions are just to keep them safe.

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

It would vary depending if it was death or escape. If they died, then he wouldn't move on, but he would try to be happy in their memory, hosting parties in their name and celebrating the time they spent with him (even if he's absolutely misserable inside). But an escape? Oh, he won't get over that- he'll make sure the entire land is searched for his darling, even years after their escape.

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

He feels bad whenever his darling expresses a desire to leave, but he sees no other way around it. He couldn't possibly trust any servant other than Jamil to take care of and guard his darling, but Jamil is guarding him- for his darling to be safe, they need to stay locked up. That's just how it is, even if it's a bit sad...

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

He's just used to wanting something and having it- he's not a bad person or selfish at all, but that's just how his life has been. Also, he's very aware of how much danger is darling could be in just for being his lover, and to him, the incident where Jamil was poisoned in his stead is fresh in his mind: he wouldn't allow such a thing to happen again.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

It breaks his heart entirely. He'll try to comfort them and talk to them every time; he won't lose his temper with a crying darling- he feels sad, too... Although his attempts to make his darling feel better probably don't help much (since he is the source of their sorrow), it is a bit heartwarming to see how much he cares.

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

He's really nothing like the classic sadistic yandere. He keeps his darling locked up, sure, his love borders more on "obsession", and he does feel jealousy if anyone were to try and flirt or be too friendly with his darling, but that's about it. He likes to show off his darling! He would never deliver pleasure from their pain!

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

If it was to just escape him, then they'd have some good chances- he's naturally kindhearted and cheery, but easy to distract too. Sadly, it's not that easy: Kalim may be easy to distract sometimes, but Jamil? Or all of the servants? There's just no chance.

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Absolutely not- that's not how love should work! He'll always apologize later if he raises his voice or raises a hand against his darling: but beware, because he'll unconsciously be very guilty trippy when he does, apologizing and begging his darling to not force him to do that again...

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

Well, his darling is the best! He loves every part of them! He tries to take the sting off from being basically kidnapped and held hostage by him by decorating his darling in expensive jewels and clothes- in his eyes, his darling deserves nothing but the very best.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

As nice as he is, Kalim is quite spoiled. He doesn't have much patience, and he's quick to act out on his emotions. He goes from realizing he's in love, to confessing, to kidnapping in less than a couple of months.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

No! He loves his darling as they are- he wouldn't want for them to lose their spark! Stuff like love potions or medicines that make them act obedient... They may paint a nice illusion, but he knows it's just that: an illusion. He doesn't want that at all, much less to break his darling to the point they just do as he asks. It's not love!

[hvlly-blog]

- ̗̀ ❛ muse 22 , kim chungha , she / her . ❜ ̖́- did you hear about the monaco trip ? it’s legendary at ucla. holland “holly” min is going, i’m so jealous. their instagram makes it seem like they’re pretty vivacious and they’re all about an empty locket around a delicate neck  &  strawberry flavored lip gloss. can you believe they’re only twenty-one and they’re going on a free trip to monaco for the summer ? hopefully they don’t let their quixotic side show too much on the trip. 

hello… im xan ( she / her pronouns ) im 21 and its been...200 years since i’ve made an intro post or rped so JSDBJW go easy on me ! fun fact half my keyboard is broken…..so if i take 10 yrs to reply sometimes just kno….a bitch is trying her best ok... literally just winging all of this as i type if u thought i had a plan think again JSDBWB *jungkook vc* lets get it....

pause . before we get it JDBWJDJ we can plot here over ims if discord isnt ur scene !! BUT i am....way more likely to respond to discord messages bc its easier !! so u can find me on there @  A GIRL WITH LUV 💖✨🌙#8172 

idk what is triggering for any of u so if mentions of AGE GAPS, DRUG ABUSE, CAR ACCIDENTS, or SEX ADDICTIONS is sensitive stuff pls proceed with caution !!!

BACKSTORY: so . this is holland but she thinks her name is UGLY so she goes by holly 

she was born and raised in los angeles and her parents both own / run a luxury chain of rehab centers for ppl with $$$ ( u already know i want a plot involving this xx ) they are new money ! so holly really does not understand ... the spoiled lifestyle since her parents raised her pretty conciously on stories abt how they struggled as immigrants coming to a new country & making it & all that jazz

as a kid her parents would host / try to charm a lot of potential donors or clients so they’d make holly “entertain” them like as a kid she’d just be cute or maybe sing a song from chorus or just be impressively well-behaved but the older she got...the more her mom would demand from her /:

as all this was going on her parents started to have issues so instead of working it out.... holly’s dad just started traveling a whole lot to other states & countries where they had a business so growing up he wasn’t really in the picture . rip !

back to holly ! so her mom had a few close business partners and “friends” that where around holly’s family pretty much all the time and there was this one guy who was relatively younger than most of the men but still significantly older than 14 year old holly who had a huge crush. basically this man tried to take advantage of that bc hes UGLY .

one day holly’s mom caught this dude alone with holly and being way too friendly for comfort and instead of flipping on the dude she flipped on holly and was like we could lose our business and i think it’s all ur fault for causing drama” and holly was literally like What the Fuck !!! her mom cut off all ties with the dude but she still made holly feel like it was her own fault woo !!

more stuff her mom did ? yea ! one night when she was 17 she was out with this guy who had celebrity parents just eating at a nice place and drinking after and as he was driving her home, they get into a big car accident. turns out that the guy she had gone to dinner with had a coke addiction & was literally high the whole time & the only reason holly’s mom had set them up was so he’d check into their rehab center bc his famous parents were considering it but she never told holly any of that so holly was PISSED but relatively unharmed from the accident besides some bruising

basically by the time college came a bitch was ready she moved out, trying to have a fresh start away from her home life ! but college was also messy basically over the years holly developed a big dependency issue where she literally...craves attention and intimacy sososo bad bc she never got it from her family so ! she looks for it in other ppl like she needs to feel that validation so bad & she does that with really unhealthy sexual habits low key bordering addiction ! 

oh also ? since her family was never the family vacation type JSBDWJBDJ she’s never left california before so a bitch is VERY excited and if u try to make her feel bad for it . she will tell u to fuck off and let her have this !

PERSONALITY + TIDBITS: honestly one of the most sociable ppl u will ever meet she was literally raised to entertain and please so its super easy for her to make friends !! literally one of those ppl that just.....know everyone and ur like how the fuck !!! an avid social media user...are u even friends if u dont have a snap streak ? not to holly JSBDJWBDJ definitely her guilty pleasure aside from u know...sex ! 

speaking of sex she really.....ho(e)lly gets around ... 100% a chaotic bi but her trust for men is abt at a solid 0 ! she will still desperately seek validation from them though so thats fun ! she can be a gossip bc shes a gemini ... but she never does it on purpose she just ... tells funny stories & realizes half way through she was talking abt a friend’s tinder date horror story ... oops ... share secrets cautiously ! 

for someone who makes friends like its nothing shes pretty hesitant to share any real info abt herself bc she fears being rejected and abandoned ( not just romantically ) more than anything else like shes one of those ppl who ur like “oh yeah i know her!” but if someone asks u to tell them one important thing abt her ur not gonna know wtf to say

also she’s usually very amiable but if ur just .... a horrible person .. shes gonna be honest about it SDBSJWB shes got some strong opinions ! but also very unrealistic expectations in others so a lot of the time shes just ... disappointing herself for hyping u up inside her own head

she was an english major ! bc i love to self insert <3 JSDBJWBJ but she low key wishes she did something with film bc she loves editing videos & making videos abt her friends so if ur her pal ... u 100% have abt 50 videos ur a star in ! she tried to learned to speak french 100% for the aesthetic of it but only remembers like 5 words….she used to play the fucking ukulele but stopped bc her mom was like holly grow UP JSBDSJBJW shes scared of the dark /: like legit scared if she is sleeping alone a light has to stay on....and yea i dont know what else this is long enough JSDBJSWBJW IM SORRY

im out of ... juice UHHH but some basic ideas for plots are stuff to do with her family ( family friends, maybe ur muse or their family is somehow involved with her parent’s rehab center, or ur muse or their family could have been one of those business partners...whew we have possibilities !!! ), shes an only child so i would die for sibling type friendships, hmm also fwbs or just hook up connections bc those can get uhh Dramatic since she is so dependent on sex, also would die for like confidants bc thats rare for holly like sharing her deep feelings or whatever ... enemy plots are sexy but im gonna be real honest here . i suck at purely hateful connections so if u want a mean plot we gotta have depth ! JSXBDSJDB um romatic stuff too also more platonic stuff like best friends or party buddies thats literally enough i’ve been typing for HOURS . plot with me .. or Perish xx