#the witcher and his twink

[patroclusdefencesquad]

if we're nominating new geralt's i think it should just be Some Twink. like i think they should go back in time and pick up young hugh dancy

[usercelestial]

can't believe people are actually mad about jaskier being a boykisser as if he didn't suck and fuck his way through the first two seasons

[eileensdress]

I think its SO funny that twn is currently playing the “Jaskier and Geralt have always been platonic” card because twn is the same show that has always HEAVILY implied they fucked at least once

[will-do-anything-for-a-dollar]

one time my I got annoyed at my dad

so, for thirty minutes, I sent him gay Witcher fanart

[powdermelonkeg]

This can be any iteration of Geralt, but I'm picturing TW3

[lassieposting]

Okay so

In the last ep of S2, we see Jaskier asleep in a room at Kaer Morhen. There are three interesting details about this scene.

The room actually looks somewhat lived-in compared to the empty, spiderweb-ridden rooms Ciri explores in an earlier episode. Jaskier hasn't been at Kaer Morhen long enough to have a lived-in guest room.

When Yennefer gets him out of bed, we see him grab his coat, which is lying next to a mostly-empty bottle of booze. He also asks Yen if she's making a hangover cure, because he feels like shit. He wasn't drunk when Geralt asked him to take Ciri home, so we know that his first night at Kaer Morhen, he got white girl wasted.

He's mostly dressed in bed. Like, he's still got his boots on, even. The only thing he seems to have taken off is his coat. But he's not shivering or curled up like he's very cold. He seems quite comfy.

This makes me think five things.

Jask met Geralt's family for the first time and promptly got blitzed with them. That's why he's the only one in the keep with a hangover - they can't get drunk on his booze.

What do Jaskier and the Witchers have in common to talk about? Well, Geralt, of course. Not only do Vesemir and the boys get a detailed rundown of every amusing anecdote Jask has from his 20+ years travelling with Geralt (along with a heaped helping of Poetic Drunken Yearning - gods, where did Geralt get this walking bag of feelings?), but Jask also gets treated to Every Embarrassing Thing Baby!Geralt Ever Did.

The room looks lived-in because it's Geralt's. Everyone was too busy drinking and spilling tea to think about making up a guest room for the bard. So when Jaskier finally passes the fuck out, and Vesemir tells Lambert to find him a bed to sleep it off in, Lambert goes "Eh, close enough" and sticks him in Geralt's. Geralt's twink. Geralt's problem.

This is also why Jaskier is still almost totally dressed, boots and all. Lambert is so not going there: he's a Witcher, not a nanny or a nurse. He drops Jask on the bed, flings a blanket over him and calls it a day.

At some point post-S2, Geralt is going to wake up in a cold sweat at like 3am and realise that leaving his bard unattended with his family was a Terrible Idea and they definitely swapped stories and he's not going to hear the end of it from anyone for a really long time

[spyridonya]

Raphael thought of the moment.

Cambions in 4e stop aging until around 20. It's hard to say if they continue to age in 5e but let's say they do.

Does Raphael choose to look like his mid to late 40s and Haarlep is actually the reflection of how Raphael is supposed to look? Does Raphael pull the mage thing in the Witcher, thinking that looking older gives him gravitas that being youthful doesn't?

Because if that was the case, Raphael didn't think this fully through if he's still acting like a bratty twink to Haarlep. We might take bottom/passive tendencies more seriously if he looked younger than Astarion.

Of course, Raphael never intended for Tav/Durge to find out he bottoms to Haarlep. (Which... presents problems if he's keen on collecting his little mouse for the future. In theory. Haarlep thinks there's nothing wrong with this and happily will take two brats for the price of one.)

[fangirleaconmigo]

here is the exact order of my thoughts in target today:

is that…. an action figure box? with Netflix Witcher logos?

I guess that makes sense, def Geralt and maybe like Ciri or Yenn…

wait that’s a picture of Jaskier on the back. it cant be…

/turns the box around/ holy shit

who is this? who is this chiseled man?? this outfit is from one of his twink-iest eras in the whole show. 😂😂😂

it’s not not jaskier, but i also do not know this man 😂 did you know jaskier had an action figure???

Hiiii Em! I vaaaaaguely knew there were figurines? But I hadn’t seen this one.

Tell me he doesn’t sort of resemble Farquaad. 😂

[nrc-therapist]

MID HI IF YOU CAN READ THIS ONE OF MY OLDER SIBLINGS FOUND MY BLOG AND OUR ROOM I NEED HELP-

No you don't, little bro~ Witcher's Silence.

...

So you're Midnight, right? Nice to meet ya, I'm Cove. I wanted to see if Ash was ready to 'become ignihyde's housewarden' like he claimed after that frostbitten twink leaves but turns out little bro's still the same. Whatever though... everything's fine.

Uh... yeah. Everything's fine. What am I doing again? um idk why i was here anymore. anyways hi mid!

-ash, @nrc-danceclubofficial

thank you for visiting the therapist!

what is it with everyone's siblings making appearances? should I be scared of MY siblings making an appearance...oh god...

uhhh hi? you give me a bad vibe, no offence...uhh please don't do whatever that witchy silence thingy was to ash...and don't call him a frostbitten twink-

now please leave our room, thank you <3

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 68

The witcher boys run a sanctuary for monsters. Lambert is off on his honeymoon with Aiden, and they're down a pair of hands, so they go about hiring someone to help around the plot. Only problem is only one person shows up to try and get the job. A twink with bright eyes and a big smile, in fancy colorful clothing, who admitted to knowing NOTHING about any of the monsters, and wants to do all of this for "Song Material." Geralt doubts he'll last a week. Eskel puts Geralt in charge of training him. Godsdamn it all.

[nitpickrider]

Man, Elric is a wild character. He was created as basically anti-Conan. Instead of muscular, tanned barbarian who hates magic, who becomes a king by his own hand and is in charge of his own destiny, he’s an albino twink sorcerer, who inhereted a decaying empire he gives up, who is ultimately just a pawn of fate.

His series is hugely influential-the big obvious modern examples are the Targaryens from GoT being heavily based on his people, or the Witcher (a lot of Elric fans will in fact tell you Sapkowski straight up ripped him off), but just think of all the times you saw an albino guy in fantasy and/or an evil sentient sword, or even the whole Order/Chaos thing, Dnd and Warhammer gets that from Moorcock, who BTW, actually is the one to coin the term Multiverse.

Like I said at the top of this reading, I know nothing about this world. As a person who has spent a lot of time in nerd spaces I am aware OF concepts like pulp magazines and literary magazines and the golden age of fantasy and sci fi and the like. I'm standing six inches away from a yawning hole with no bottom whose magnetism has not yet been enough to pull me under. That being said, just from the issues I read, yea, the character is really something. You can really see the DNA of 100 other beloved stories just beginning to sprout with the depth and talent that made this generations of storytellers so foundational.

[handheldheaven]

Kind of love how in The Witcher, Jaskier sings this gay ass song about getting his heart broken by Geralt in a pub and no one is homophobic towards him. They're just like "damn this twink can shred"

[piceuscelus]

If it sparks joy: Geralt is a serial killer focusing on sweet-faced little twinks, preferably straight ones. He has things down to a science already when he acquires Ciri, but suddenly there's all these boys and young men practically throwing themselves into their (his) path.

In essence: Geralt the slasher and Ciri as the (willing? involved?) bait 😌

lmfao, okay. so this prompt came in when my prompts were closed but i loved it, so i kept it. i know it's been two years, but, uh, well.

it's nano and so i put it on the list and hahahahaha it got a little out of hand

here, have a little over 19k of geralt and ciri being Fucked Up

our love's the killing kind by piceuscelus

Chapters: 2/2 (19300 words) Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage Relationships: Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Modern Continent (The Witcher), Serial Killers, Serial Killer Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Hitchhiking, Dubious Consent, Sex Work, Oral Sex, Face-Fucking, Vaginal Fingering, Cervix play, Bisexual Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Barebacking, Unsafe Sex, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Daddy Kink, Incest Kink, Sex Toys, Erotic Photography, Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane, Partners in Crime, Psychopaths In Love, Sadism, Masochism, Sadist Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Age Difference, Minor Character Death, Entrapment, Mild Gore, Blood Kink, Implied/Referenced Underage Drinking, Clothing Disparity, This is Twist's Fault, Gender Play Summary:

Geralt picks her up almost entirely by accident, really. Geralt picks up a hitchhiker, and finds his new obsession and accomplice.

[joeyroo666]

hi ghesties!! i’m Joey, i’m a 21 year old trans man. i’m an artist, trying to get used to digital (and getting my ass beaten by it).

i enjoy the band ghost, call of duty, witcher, bridgerton, baldurs gate 3, stardew valley, interview with the vampire, what we do in the shadows, the hellaverse, dimension 20, spiderman, and the batfam. if there’s more i completely forget, put me on the spot to tell people about myself and i cannot for the LIFE of me.

i have a habit of making twink characters as self inserts for things i hyperfixate on. it’s a problem!

i’m looking for mutuals here, twitter and tiktok (all the same @) 🖤 my asks are open (i think lol)

love and light, as above! 🖤

[halo-eater]

did anyone actually continue to be invested in The Witcher show after like march 2020 or did tumblr just see a buff white haired semi verbal magic guy covered in dirt and viscera and his annoying twink named after a flower and have a bit of a mass yaoi hysteria moment

[whimsicalmeerkat]

Ask game!

Which actors/actresses would you headcast as your (books/games) blorbos? Not Witcher specific, do you have actors on your mind for the Perillous Court books?

OK, so I’m starting a draft for my thoughts.

I immediately thought of Tyler Hoechlin for Audric, but I have really obvious Derek Hale brainrot so it might be that. Then again, I could definitely be on board with seeing him be all quietly serious in public and an absolutely kinky motherfucker behind closed doors. I’ll have to give Corin more thought.

The actress who played Laura Roslin on BSG and Madeline Usher on Fall of the House of Usher came to mind for Claude. She’s got the right mix of terrifying and devoted.

In my head Vana looks like he belongs in a Tolkien show or movie. No specific actors come to mind, mostly because I have no idea who most of them are. I don’t watch enough stuff for this.

I think Sam Heughan might make a good Lucien, but I also haven’t seen him in anything but the first season and a half of Outlander and it might just be the red hair. Not that his is red enough for Lucien.

Young Dylan O’Brien could definitely play Julien.

I’m genuinely sad I haven’t been able to come up with someone for Emile. I’m clearly not watching enough stuff.

You were absolutely right that Rakos should be played by Jason Momoa. I still can’t believe I didn’t think of that.

I’m failing to come up with an appropriate giant for Marek and just remembered you aren’t reading the Draskora books anyway, so I’m going to quit while I’m ahead. Apparently I’m really bad at casting twinks. Go figure.