POV you're a corpse laying on the autopsy table:
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility!!! I wanted to draw my favorite characters that I HC as trans :^) (Sorry that this is late)
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so I'm finally watching True Detective on HBO and I've never really found Matthew McConaughey attractive and I know a lot of straight women think I'm bananas for that. but idk, he has rizz but it's just not my type.
but holy shit I'm OBSESSED with young Rustin Cohle. this man is just, wow. i don't even know how to explain it. every time he's on screen all I can think is "he looks so good!!!!!"
i mean, what else am i supposed to think??? he's SO pretty.
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Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.🐸💨🍺)
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Lassiter: *in the distance* mother fucker!-
Lassiter: *slamming door open* you! Spencer!
Shawn: uhoh
Lassiter: Have you ever heard of a mountain chicken??
Shawn: *scared for his life* pleasedonthurtme
Lassiter: Have you ever heard of a mountain chicken??
Shawn: …no
Lassiter: What do you think it looks like?
Shawn: like a really big chicken?-
Lassiter: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Lassiter: BUT NO, ITS THIS THING *presents a picture of frog*
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Woody: You ever think the wind is trying to tell us things that we don’t understand anymore?
Gus: I just want you to stop saying odd shit
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Juliet: Carlton, I don’t think you’re fit for duty-
Lassiter, off his gourd drunk: flibbity-gibbit ma’am, I’m as juxtaposed as the next hamburger *passes the fuck out and hitting his head on the table on the way down*
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buzz lightyear action figure cowboy sighting protocol: pin to ground
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