#theon greyjoy incorrect quotes

[2braincellslz]

Jon: Theon, we are here. Open up.

Theon:

Theon: when I was with Ramsay I was forced to eat dog food.

Jon: OPEN THE DOOR!

[norakbubbles]

Sansa: If I fall…

Theon: I’ll be there to catch you.

Jaime: *looks at Brienne* What if I fall?

Brienne: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Gendry: *watches both interactions*

Gendry, to Arya: And if I fall?

Arya: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[barelyanartblog]

Impromptu sparring session gone wrong

[sasha-naell]

Catelyn : So this is my first son, Robb and then we have my second

Jon :

Catelyn : Sansa. Then we have Arya, Bran and Rickon. Then we have Theon.

Jon : Oh come on !

Catelyn : Then we have the dogs.

Jon : OH COME ON !!!

[hyacinths-bridgerton]

Rickon: *sends a super low-quality meme to the group chat*

Arya: if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image, i’d have 15 cents

Rickon: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text, i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Sansa: Actually I did the math, Arya would have $225, not $0.15

Robb: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Theon: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Robb: Sorry I only have a dollar

Theon: :(

Bran: hey I just realized sansa is wrong, arya would have $22'500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Robb: If I had $22'500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Rickon: you can buy anything you want with $22'500

Arya: yeah and he wants soda and apply juice

Jon: Apply juice to what

Theon: directly to the forehead

Sansa: Great chat everyone

[valarmorghulisarya]

Jon: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Arya: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Gendry, deer!"

Jon: ...And what did Gendry do?

Arya: ...He said, "Yes, Honey?"

[angelofthenight]

Theon: I can't go out. *fake coughs* I'm sick.

Yara: Boo. You whore.

[shining-m00nlight]

Ned: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Sansa: 'Prettiest Smile'

Robb: 'Nicest Personality'

Theon: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Jon: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

[babylonfelldown]

Robb: I think I have a crush on Theon

Jon: Theon as in Theon Greyjoy?

Robb: Yes. Thoughts?

Jon: And prayers dude, seven hells

[inncorrect-starklings]

Sansa: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Arya, Robb, Theon and Rickon: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

[2braincellslz]

Robb: Me and Theon are not dating!

Arya: oh really? Raise your hand if you thought Theon and Robb were together.

Everyone: *puts their hand up*

Robb: Theon, why is your hand up too?

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Incorrect GoT Quote

Theon: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Sansa does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?

Catelyn: If Sansa were to jump off a cliff, she would've done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Sansa jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Theon: You jump off a cliff.

Catelyn: Gladly. Provided Sansa did first.

*time jump*

Theon, looking at Sansa after staring down to the snow: Lady Stark better be right.

Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[barelyanartblog]

Real

[istaricelebelasse]

Theon: I have never done anything wrong ever in my life

Robb: I know this and I love you

Sansa: I know this and I love you

Jon: … so are we just forgetting about the whole taking Winterfell and pretending to murder Bran and Rickon by actually murdering two children?

[theghostofloganroy]

Theon Greyjoy: I have no idea what I’m doing at this point I’m too afraid to ask

[ichooseviolence]

Balon to Asha: ..anyway, it's a party and I'll want the whole family there

Theon walking in: we're having a party?

Balon: no.