#incorrect got

[shining-m00nlight]

Ned: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Sansa: 'Prettiest Smile'

Robb: 'Nicest Personality'

Theon: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Jon: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

[gendrya-fanpage]

Hot pie: Hey, Gendry? Can I get some dating advice?

Gendry: Just because I’m with Arya doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

[incorrectstarkfamily]

ned & arya: the bird flu? yeah they tend to do that

robb & catelyn: apartment “complex”? i find it quite simple

theon: you’re telling me a ginger bred this man?

jon: “what’s upstairs?” stairs can’t talk

sansa: “based”? based on what?

bran: chef’s kiss? do they...do they really?

rickon: wood fired pizza? how’s pizza gonna get a job now?

[july-19th-club]

seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

[reineydraws]

i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶

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[lassieposting]

Tav, using their Pet Owner Voice: What have you got in your mouth? What are you eating? Drop it! Drop it right now!

Scratch: [whines and drops Wyll's boot]

Owlbear Cub: [guiltily spits out Boo, alive and unharmed]

Halsin, currently a bear: [drops a half-eaten salmon and makes an indignant noise]

Astarion: [startles at the raised voice, lets go of Tav's wrist, reclaims it and goes back to his breakfast once he realises they're not talking to him]

Gale: [chewing faster]

Tav, sternly: Gale...

Gale: [reluctantly spits out a powerful magical artefact into Tav's outstretched hand]

Tav, muttering under their breath: Can't have shit in the Gate.

Gale, ruefully rubbing the back of his neck, also under his breath: Gods forbid a wizard do anything

[beam-meup-scotty]

spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo

[sepia-stained-sunset]

Duke: Jason, the only person who thinks you're a "bad boy" is you

Jason: I do illegal stuff all the time

Tim: So do we, we're vigilantes, remember?

Jason: I break into buildings- as a civilian!

Duke: Correction; you stay in libraries after hours, with permission, to read.

[incorrect-riordanverse]

ten-year-old Nico about Percy and gang: I just want to be included.

Nico, after being included: what the fuck—

[junemo10]

Merlin: *Sneaks into the castle at 2am after fighting a magical evil*

Arthur: *turns around in a swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?

Merlin, hiding magical object behind his back: uh I was… with Gwaine!Tavern nights you know…

Gwaine: *also turns around in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* wait- help I can’t stop-

[shining-m00nlight]

Rickon, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

Robb: You did WHAT–

Arya: William Snakepeare

[gendrya-fanpage]

Dany: Why are your tongues purple?

Arya: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Gendry: I had a red one.

Dany: oh.

Dany:

Dany: OH.

Jon:

Jon: You drank each others slushies?

[astaroth1357]

Mask Off, Nerd Out:

*all of the brothers have just finished a family dinner with MC. The food was nice, but their human has been oddly quiet throughout the whole meal. As the finished plates are getting stacked up, they shoot each other worried glances*

Mammon: *whispers to Satan* Hey, have they being actin' kinda weird to you...?

Satan: *whispers back* So you've noticed...?

Asmo: *comes up behind Satan and joins* Did anyone upset them today? Like you, Mammon?

Mammon: Hey, it wasn't me...!

*while those three keep whispering, Beel comes over to collect MC's plate. They've been sp checked out that they've barely touched their food at all, they just keep bouncing their leg under the table*

Beel: MC? ... Are you going to finish that?

*his question makes MC snap awake briefly, turning to look at him like a deer in headlights before shaking their head*

MC: N-no! No, uh... I'm fine. Go ahead, Beel.

*they push the plate towards him before going back to staring at the table blankly. Beel eats their forgotten meal, but frowns at them between bites*

Beel: Really-mmphhg-? Are you-*gulp*-sure?

MC: *bounces their leg more rapidly, nodding* Yep. Yep. Totally fine!....

*Mammon finally steps away from Satan and Asmo and nudges Beel to the side*

Mammon: Are ya really sure? 'Cause you don't look fine...

MC: *continues to stare at the table like they're mentally screaming inside, at this point nearly vibrating at an atomic level*

MC: Yep, uhm-hm, all fine, totally good!

*Mammon's about to pull their chair back from the table, but Levi suddenly jumps in between them. For once, the timid otaku looks actually confident about something. Damn near certain in fact!*

Levi: Don't worry, I got this. Leave it to me!

Levi: *takes a seat next to MC*

Levi: MC. Is there something you're hoping to talk about right now?

*MC nearly breaks their neck with how quick they turn to face him, eyes locked on and body finally going still. Slowly... an ecstatic grin starts to brighten their face*

MC: Ohmygod,soIjuststartedthismanga,right,aboutaworldwerepeoplesometimesturnintothesemonsterscalledChoujinandthemaincharacterislike-

*MC keeps talking a mile a minute while Levi nods along happily and the other brothers look at them like they're aliens, but also seem visibly relieved...*

Mammon: Ah. They just had to nerd out, I guess...

[apoorhuman]

Levi: *crying and bawling hus eyes out*

Mc: *comforting him*

Lucifer: .... What happened? *raising an eyebrow at the two of you*

Mc: well... Levi-

Levi: HE FUCKING CHEATED ON MEEE *cries harder*

Lucifer: he? I didn't know you have a boyfrien-

Mc: it's not a boyfriend lucifer

Lucifer: then what is it?

Mc: he's Levi gaming buddy, apparently he found a new much more 'good' gaming buddy so he played with the new game buddy while still with Levi, and couple hours earlier Levi just got dumped by him.

Lucifer: ....... Where's mammon? *Levi cries and wails can be heard in the background*

Mc: well as soon as he found out what that demon did he immediately flies to go to they're place

Lucifer: for what?

Mc: .... To kill him

Lucifer: *dialed mammon immediately* mammon do not kill him

Lucifer: no, I said do not kill him, don't drop him yet, we need to torture him first

Lucifer: good, I'll tell Satan that he can have a stress relief toy, yes bring him here

Mc: ... This is why I love them (the brothers) *smiles*

Mc: Levi... Do you want to watch the whole tsl from season one to three?

Levi: *sniff* four?

Mc: ok *smiles* four season, let's go, help me get the popcorn

Levi: *sniff* okay... *little smile*

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Seriously, Potter, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?

Harry: Oh, I’m the only one that matters, Malfoy. See, you messed with my friends, and now I’m going to fuck you

Everyone: …

Ron: It’s “fuck you up,” Harry

Harry: Wait, what did I say?

[greenapplebling]

Jason, doing a presentation: You heard about daddy issues and mommy issues, now I present to you *shows a picture of Dick* big sister issues

Dick: What-

Tim: Say no more, I'm convinced

Steph: *nods*