#they are just elfs btw

[iriel3000]

AND IT'S ON!!!!

I was going to keep my mouth shut but wow....fucking wow.

and I can't wait to watch (not your stupid show)

I apologize up front to my normal crew, this week I WILL BE HATE BLOGGING this fucking joke.

and for those who want to say 'give it a chance' I politely say, NO.

I would have, had they made this an original fantasy, since most of the characters are OC's(familiar term) and the story is NOT LORD OF THE RINGS NOR THE SIMARILLION but inspired by.

GET LOTR OUT OF YOUR TITLE...YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!

And I will be making fun of the lame-ass PRINTED scale mail costumes later 😈

you could've just promoted the show, but you had to keep digging at JRRT and P Jackson. This is YOUR doing.

[myrkulitescourge]

oh to live in a world where astarion had made it all the way through development as a tiefling

(gorg tieflingstarion head by @astarionposting!)

[littlegalerion]

Yeah sex is great, but have you ever heard of:

[balls-on-my-face]

the first noellleeeeeee idk how the song goes

[mithrunes]

it's manhandle mithrun monday

[calliemity]

you may choose the Benevolent Dentist or the Sinister Dentist. choose wisely

[coreene]

I cannot be the only person who loves Astarion but is not particularly into the whole vampire/biting thing. It's hot but I'm just not into it and I rarely see things out there about Astarion where his vampiric traits are not present at the front.

I am not saying that is a bad thing to do (or that I'm denying that part of him) I'm just saying, I wish there were more stuff about him that focused on his other traits.

[mustelavison]

ummmmm Non Members DNI...... You need to have atleast a blue long spiked collar if you want to buddy me....

[the-unconquered-queen]

Thinking about the age gap between Tyril x elf!MC.

Thinking about how Tyril is the elven equivalent of 25 even though he's about 75 actual years old.

Thinking about how we don't know how old MC is but we do know that they are within two years of Kade's age (or even the same age—I think I found an inconsistency) and that the two of them were orphaned and subsequently adopted about 20 years ago, which MC says is as long as they remember (despite the fact that on more than one occasion MC has mentioned remembering their parents, most notably in b2 they mention remembering their parents' teachings, which means MC wasn’t an infant when they were killed).

Thinking about how Tyril said MC is young for an elf.

Thinking about how by elven standards, 20 human years makes one "very small" (equivalent of a 6 y/o).

Thinking about how elven years must work very oddly because if their average lifespan is 300 years, then an elf who is 30 (random guesstimate for MC—they're likely a little bit younger) would be the equivalent of 10, which tracks with the "very small" comment, but which would not make MC the adult they very clearly are (and keep in mind that elves reach maturity at 50, which would be the equivalent of 16 in human years).

And also thinking about how I either have MC's backstory mixed up or there are some small inconsistencies that make it very difficult to tell but even disregarding the math above, the best I can reason is that Tyril is one of those dudes in their 20s who goes after the barely legal teenagers 😬

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

Hey what's going on friend?

You want to talk about it?

/nf /genq

i keep getting bullied but today was especially bad it is a long story, but if your okay with listening, also eitherway thank you

first these dudes in my class kept making weird comments ['do you want to [-] me', 'does she know how to talk? Do i have to sign to you?', and meowing and making yippee noises at me] and similar shit,then the girl behind me kept kicking my chair and tugging at my keychain [alastor] even after i told her to stop and so i couldn't focus on anything, the teacher moved me from my spot [i dont have any friends at the school so i wasnt talking to anyone, but she was changing up the seating plan which was kind of annoying since my brain is so used to going and sitting on that exact spot and so my brain had to load it but i could deal with that honestly, its just the combination of this and other shit]. I kept hearing my name whispered around but i didnt know why or what since i have shitty hearing so it didnt hurt as much but still wasnt exactly fun Then when i went to the bathroom girls were kicking and punching at the door to get it to open and i had to just sit there silently until they went away, and when they went away they closed the lights and closed both doors [the toilet has 2/3 mini hallways since its the 'fancy' one], and so i had to spend most of break feeling around the walls to get out and find the light because it was one of my first times using the upstairs one. and of course this triggered a fucking panick attack because why wouldnt it and of course instead of being maybe a tad empathetic, they started laughing [maybe because of how i looked? idfk]. and then we went to the assembally [assembelly?] for some random ass speech by the principal which i couldnt hear because, again, people were tugging at my bag and after i pushed a girls hand away she started insulting me and my looks/personality and started fucking meowing at me, which her and her friends found 'hillarious' and then the bell rang and so i had to just ignore that and go to the pickup area, when i was there there were already some students talking to my youngest sister and insulting her bcus they knew she was my sister and she started crying which hurt more because she's 7 and she had no beef with them other than being my sister :I this all happened today and i had to just pretend nothing happened at home because my mum wont do anything and she certainly wont let me go back to my old school and sorry if this is a bit a lot /gen i am very overwhelmed right now

[k-wame]

ᴀɴᴅʀé ʟᴀᴍᴏɢʟɪᴀ · ᴇʟɪᴛᴇ · s𝟻·ᴇᴘ𝟼 · 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟸

[dark-elf-writes]

Things I love:

My black dog 💚

My black rug 💚

Not putting on my glasses for trips to the bathroom at night 💚

Things I don’t love:

Mystery moving carpet ❌

[the-pale-3lf]

so is my game bugged or did Larian really think the best solution to the issue of Halsin and Minthara sharing the same tent space was to just… kick Halsin out of a tent entirely and have him stand in a random place at each camp??

edit: it is apparently a bug (thank you all for the clarification!)

[catinbluerain]

Wizard Towers and their unimaginable horrors... for example, bad lighting. I will now proceed to have nightmares about this until unforeseeable future. (Also, unfair, but Astarion is also getting his share of the bad lighting and he still manages to look pretty)

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

Majexatli -- The Forsaken Faithwarden

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[r0tt13]

scene from the last session