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[a-smol-homo]

I am percieving, so here we go, for Metis: 3 and 4 for starters but also 1!

oh my goodness oomfie hii thank you for the ask!! ♥️

for my girlie metis

1. What circumstances led to your Dark Urge becoming their Class/Subclass?

Since her past is a jumbled mess, Metis wants to believe she was, and still is, a simple Selûnite. The visions of torn flesh and blood; Metis will try convincing herself they are the fractured memory of her initiation. Once she’s met Orin, however, she realizes those flashing images depict the night she slaughtered her adoptive parents and sibling, before wandering out into the dark where she eventually crossed paths with two senior Selûnite clerics. They took in her appearance and decided she must be a child of Selûne, her bright silver eyes and the white streaks in her jet black hair seen as the touch of the Goddess. Metis was then raised to be a Life Domain cleric, ever struggling between her heart’s desire, to help and heal, and her Urge’s sick fixations.

3. What would your Dark Urge consider to be their greatest skill? Is this accurate?

On the outside, Metis seems stoic and quiet. The only time the gang has seen her smiling or laughing was during the tiefling party (or any soft moments she shares with Shadowheart, who Metis is extremely enraptured by). However, as quiet as she may be, Metis has a way of breaking down the walls of those around her, I would label this as her greatest skill. Regardless of the companion or their morals, Metis can surely convince them to take the right path (or at least, the path with the least possibility to trigger her Urges in that moment). She has a soft confidence about her that I think some of the companions are especially drawn to. If asked herself, Metis would say her greatest skill is her connection to Selûne, and the powers granted by the Moonmaiden as she greatly relies on them to fend off her murderous fantasies. I can definitely envision her furiously praying at her bedroll whenever she feels the Urge creeping back in. The first night her prayers failed was the night Alfira joined camp.

4. What would your Dark Urge consider to be their greatest flaw? Is this accurate?

Metis would definitely say the Urge itself is her greatest flaw. I definitely see her attacking Sceleritas the night he finds Durge, until he can convince her that he really knows her (then he has a purpose, she’s like Hmm what info can I get out of you…). If she could only be rid of these torturous thoughts, she’s sure she could focus on her true purpose as a cleric and, of course, getting rid of the tadpole, but she doesn’t fully understand how strongly bonded to Bhaal she is. (Yet). And though she is heavily troubled by her dark urges, they have come to be useful when dealing with the most unsavory characters in the realms, and for getting Metis through the more horrifying moments in their journey. I would say Metis’ greatest flaw is that she lets fear consume her, specifically her fear that the Urge will take over and she will become something unrecognizable. The more she tries to suppress it, the worse it gets and she’s terrified, always looking to her faith for reassurance. As much as she tries to keep her feelings hidden, there are definitely some companions who notice this uncertain side of her.

[ratcandy]

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

[purichou]

naomi osaka's US open r1 outfit!

[baristabomb]

...weird amount of dunmeshi fans have been saying being a caretaker in a relationship is the worst thing ever..marcille must want to killl everyone soo bad because doing things for people suuuucks sooo muchh

it's an act of love, not just a job i promise. we all want someone who's willing to take care of us in some way, just like how senshi shows care for others by cooking for them :'|

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[slicedblackolives]

as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x

[sunnyirry]

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[hemaris]

i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you

[rhinco]

actually the best ship dynamic is i would kill for you. i would kill anyone who layed a hand on you. please let me kill for you. please let me show my devotion by dirtying my hands, it's the only way i know how. let me destroy anything that hurts you. i've hurt you too. i'm destroying myself.

[teethburied]

lestat + piano

[frostedpuffs]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[specshroom]

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Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.

He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"

He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...

Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.

He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:

[Hey guys can u come over]

[I need sum help with something]

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[so-you-read-the-usernames]

Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them

[madscientistenthusiast]

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

[raspberryzingaaa]

It becomes very very evident when an author has never interacted with small children before. PLEASE stop writing 4 year olds with baby voices, I promise you they do not answer in short sentences the way a baby might. They can and Will start monologing