#they dont wanna be eaten

[pineappleparfaitie]

OH LOOK A PREY OVER THERE IN THE DISTANCE..

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Ok now that the preds have left I really hate how prey especially tinies have so little agency in a lot of vore stuff. Like its not fair man sometimes i like it but cmon. I wanna give some of these preds a taste of their own medicine..not by eating them but yk??

Preds if ur still here no offence i Love yall its not ur fault im just rambling-

[apollofox21]

"What was the problem with the first London apartment? Cracks, crime, gas and SEX" so we're saying whatever we want now huh

[actualbird]

beware cuz tw disordered eating, tw smoking addiction posting ahead but like.....

the thing about smoking vs eating is that. smoking is SO MUCH EASIER TO DO.

eating has so many steps. make food (AUGH), put food on plate, sit down and focus to eat food, food enters mouth, must chew, must swallow, must ignore constant low-level nausea to keep food down, repeat until food on the plate is gone. currently im so low-energy and fatigued that this whole process of eating is exhausting to me, and at the end of it i get a tummy ache anyway and risk vomiting all of it out, so theres always a risk of all that hard work (it is...objectively not hard work, i know, but right now in my Mental State it feels like climbing a mountain every time i have a meal) being all for naught.

meanwhile the steps for smoking are Marginally Much Less. it's: get cigarette, light cigarette, inhale, exhale, repeat until cigarette is done. and usually once im done, i wont feel hungry for another half hour because nicotine does that to me.

but it's short-term benefits vs long-term benefits because obviously after enough cigarettes-instead-of-eating, the effects of Not Having Eaten And Smoking Instead stack up to hit me with one hell of a whammy of acidity and Even More Nausea and like

i am Well Aware im trapping myself in a cycle of self-destruction every time i reach for a cig instead of sitting down and eating but smoking is just. easier. and it relaxes me instead of stressing me out, and eating sometimes does stress me out because of the amount of work and focus it involves

this is all horrible by the way, im not endorsing this behavior im just airing out my thoughts. in fact, i am a case study in all the things you should Not be doing to your body

but addiction is just a really crazy thing lmao. like what the fuck do you mean i prefer killing myself slowly rather than having a filling meal. thats crazy. no sane person would have those priorities in that order

and yet

[triglycercule]

What do you think the types of drunk would the murder trio be? Im pretty sure ask dusttale already answered this question about dust but i have to ask the mtt expert

see now askdusttale DID answer the question. but they didn't ANSWER the question when asked what dust is like drunk. they just said that dust is the type to drink himself blackout drunk. so that mean i have total freedom on deciding what the mtt are like drunk hehehe (rubs hands together in a villanous way that you would imagine nightmare doing or something idk)

i already have an absolutely hilarious idea for horror and it might just because i'm on the guilt section of his character analysis but i could TOTALLY imagine him being an emotional drunk. like he CRIES. horror sans man known for being incredibly guarded and private with what he feels bawling his eye out. he gets mad he gets sad he does not get happy because horror doesn't have the right to be happy. he is too upset over the fact that he fucking DOOMED all of horrortale because of his selfishness and nothing can stop him from being incredibly vocal about that fact so much so that killer had to tape his mouth shut because he wouldn't stop crying so loud. and then he just silently cries until he passes out from exhaustion. the alcohol has an incredibly strong effect on him because i dont think he would drink regularly plus he definitely hasnt drinken anything in those 7 years of starvation. it hits like a fucking plane crashing into him. or like getting his eye taken out again. either one!

another funny idea i had for killer would be like the alcohol affecting him but he SWEARS that he's still sober. he is very confused when he starts stumbling because wtf he doesnt FEEL drunk??? why is he bumping into walls and tables HELP WHY DOES HE SOUND FUCKING STUPID???? the alcohol is definitely effecting him but he swears he swears he doesn't feel drunk. hes not drunk its just the damn body doing this stupid bullshit!!!! he's still very aware of what's going on and is basically the same as sober but just like. he's wiggly he's wobbly and oh shit he just fell head face first into a tv whoops. he'd also have a high tolerance because just because. he can drink without feeling like shit until he just blacks out mid conversation with someone because his body couldn't take the toll of all the beer or whatever. hilarious idea triglycercule thank you triglycercule i know

dust in the context that we already know that he drinks AND he can fight against the human while like partially drunk.... i feel it would be kinda like a giggly drunk situation. except dust doesn't laugh at anything that's funny he only laughs when someone gets hurt or something. SADISTIC giggly drunk. because i can already imagine a half drunk dust laughing his ass off after killing the human and its a beautiful sight to me.

anyways imagine how it goes when you pair this sadistic giggly drunk with another that wont stop going through the 5 stages of grief and another that keeps on fucking falling over for no reason in his eyes. dream blunt rotation but the blunt is a bottle of vodka. i can already imagine it in my head and its fucking HILARIOUS. horror going on about how he caused the deaths of others and manipulated and tricked papyrus while killer is just trying his best to keep his eyes open because for some reason they won't stop trying to close. he is surprisingly getting frustated. dust has long since lost his voice laughing at this and he's just silent wheezing at everything. also phantom papyrus is only making the laughter worse because he keeps on making rude comments towards horror and killer and only he can hear him and its guffaw inducing. mtt amazing friend group you dont get shit like this anywhere else

[superbellsubways]

im gonna be honest gang ive been feeling more and more hopeless as of late and seeing everything thats going on both online and in the real world im just like. wow the misery never fucking ends!!!! we live in an actual hell world and its exhausting!! fuck

[hertwood]

*sobbing* Please tell Kyle that I love him and T^T give him a lil kith

I will if he stops hiding under the bed!

[daenystheedreamer]

Would u rather have a unicorn or a dragon

dragon 100% i think they look cooler and im not much of a horse girl and because we will absolutely be killing people and disposing of the body via the creature eating them. and i think it would be really distressing to see a horse eat a person.

[gemharvest]

GF tending to assume a human appearance as an allegory for masking. Is this anything.

[narwhalandchill]

i cant believe it took me this long to register how childes backup plan in liyue involving osial honestly got like 3 times more iconic post-fontaine like

all this time he KNEW he woke up the narwhal at 14 from what skirk told him so bro really was looking at his prospects for awakening this local sealed sea monster god like (shrug) "i mean it wouldnt be my first time" 💀💀

[failuregirl-y-kei]

i cleaned my horrid desk and im still overstimulated and on the verge of a panic attack and its not helping that tomorrow i have an eye appointment to see if i need glasses

i wanna talk to someone about it soso bad but i also dont wanna bother my friend and if i tell my family ill get a lecture on how "easy" i have it and just be left in a worse mental condition

[mamadarama]

is there any legal/non-problematic ship that u hate with or without a reason?

i dont claim to genuinely hate things unless they can manage to piss me off and put me in a bad mood for a little while; theres only one ship i hate but its not an enstars ship. there are some i dont like and know i will never like though

first lemme preface: these are my personal least favorites, its fine if you ship any of these theyre just not my thing , i promise i dont hate you or something if you like these ships

shumika - besides the fact that i cant imagine shu in a relationship , arashi feels like a better partner for mika in the long run . i think shu would encourage mika to consider other people besides him too .

reichi - sometimes guys just hate each other and thats all there is to it man .

reirinne - its in my nature to spend hours overanalyzing things and theres just not enough for me to chew on here . i am hungry. feed me subtext. i eat concepts for breakfast . they do look pretty together though ill give you that

hiyorinne - just dont like it . theyve definitely hooked up before but i cant picture them being anything more than fwb . maybe its cuz i dont ship hiyori with anyone outside of eden. would definitely like them more if they had a similar dynamic to bartocav from one piece , that would be a lot of fun

madamayo - i know this is only as prevalent as it is because madara called mayoi his fated rival and that bugs me for some reason .

thats all for now i think

[eumillipes]

Stupid thing i made when thinking about homestar eating random plants

Bonus marzipan drawing! I love to draw her in diff outfits

[dragonbleps]

Lulu (unsuccessfully) lizard hunting, but I'm having a great time spotting all the little guys

[wormholewandering]

[frikus-nom-haven]

My love for Death/Puss is just making me imagine Death calling Puss a "snack" or says he wants to "eat" him as an affectionate term, because he doesn't know how to socialize properly and he connects Puss to food (sometimes) because that's how he viewed him when they first met.

Of course, he doesn't want to harm him anymore. He's glad Puss is a changed man and values his life, so Death doesn't intend to take it in any way.

But he gets a little vorey around Puss because Puss is so small and what-not, and Death can't help himself from thinking about the fact Puss is on his last life, so it's like an urge to eat him to both satisfy that nagging instinct AND to keep him somewhere he'll actually be safe for a little while /)///(\

Death has no need to "eat" things, his body isn't "alive". He's not a mortal being who needs nutrients, so he could totally just... Nom Puss up simply to hold him and keep him close. To feel a life moving and resting inside of his very being, all for him and shielded from the world.

[thebleedingeffect]

Hmmmmm exploring some weird feelings rn that I'm posting on tumblr dot com because hell I've had this blog for a decade now I can post literally whatever the hell I want now forever and ever. This is my dream journal or whatever the tumblr memes say.

Anyway, it's really strange growing up with neglect, chronic loneliness, and isolation that eventually morphs into severe abandonment issues and generalized anxiety. There's alot of extremely mixed emotions all intertwined in my brain now that I'm actually an adult and can look back and understand just what happened. The severe loneliness years on end and just viciously torturing myself for any perceived fault and clinging onto any scrap of love thrown at me. So much so that at a certain point, I was entirely willing to overlook some major questionable stuff cause I was that fucking starved for attention, friendship, and love.

It's much better nowadays, which I'm extremely happy about because no one deserves to feel like they're such an extreme burden that the people around them would've been better off if you were never born. Or believing that you matter so little and affect the world around you in such a miniscule way that it destroys your ability to even reach out and talk to others. No one deserves that. No one deserves to feel like they're a burden or worthless because they dare to exist and be a human being in the world around them. Bare minimum, absolute bare minimum, is that everyone should feel like they deserve to be on the ground underneath their feet and no one should challenge that.

Which is why I'm very happy to be out of that mindset, even though I can lapse back into it if my anxiety is bad enough. It's also nice that I have friends and a much better understanding of both myself and relationships than I ever did, even if I still feel like I'm stumbling in trying to learn what seems natural to others. It's a slow moving process, but it's one I'm willing to learn because I want to affect the ones I love in the best way possible.

I know all of that, I do, and I know that the acceptable, rational thought is the more healthy approach to relationships, whether that be romantic, platonic, or everything in between. The sort of approach that you know is the right thing to do because you want them to be happy and to have other people in their lives and that you don't own them. You know you can't be their everything, but there's a part of your brain that just wants to fucking grab them and become their everything. I know it's the issues talking, but a part of me just wants to be borderline obsessive and even possessive, so much that I just want to own them and they own me. I want them to be mine, I want to be theirs, I want them to think of me and to love me. I want them to be mine more than anything else in the world.

It's just complicated because it's so mixed up in those issues of abandonment and severe, long term loneliness, and it sucks because I know exactly where it came from, but I can't exactly stop it. The only thing I can do is to just try to work through them and approach something closer to "healthy" that's good for everybody, the thing that they deserve and you know is right. But at the same time... god you want them to be yours so badly, you want to be theirs so badly.

Anyway this has been "echo attempting to process the extreme highs and lows of love and how they're trying to dull down the edges of their teeth after being starved from love, companionship, and intimacy for most of their life"