Honestly there's no one I'd rather be on a forced saving-the-world road trip with than the origins gang. Sorry kotor companions sorry bg3 companions but no one does it like the origins gang. They are a family they are insane they are not to be fucked with they never would have been friends if they were given a choice in the matter. The perfect road trip squad.
They consist of the best dog in thedas, the worlds most royal himbo, a demi-god shapeshifting witch, a bisexual assassin nun, a bisexual assassin orphan, a powerful spell-slinging grandma living on borrowed time (who is bffs with a spirit), a giant spy man who doesn't know how to function by himself, the worlds grossest dwarf, and a giant statue that has a life goal to kill all birds.
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How does Cosmos and Anti-Cosmos feel about swapping courts a lot? Who was originally the fairy and anti-fairy? When the swap happens, how do the other fairies react? Specifically the families of each one. Is it so natural that when they do swap, the families are like ‘Sup, dude.”?
Nobody's quite sure which was which originally, but it doesn't matter in the end, does it? That's like asking twins if they know which is which. They know who they are now, in the present.
Wanda's so used to Cosmo's flipping, that it doesn't phase her anymore. She thinks he looks cute when he gets stuck inside shadows or mirrors. His little "waaandaaaa" cry for her help is endearing!!! It's ADORABLE!!!!!
Anti-Wanda can't recognize her husband when he's a Fairy.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
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what if i told u,,,,,,,,,,, i had another new au idea
say hello to the 'two-faced' au! where u start to work at the daycare and become besties with Sun n Moon right as Vanny is putting the whole virus-thing into motion. Moon rlly likes u and feels like he can b his genuine Professional Silli Boi self around u, so when he starts having some more murdery tendencies he makes the executive decision to just kinda Lie About It and make sure u don't know! and everything will be fine, so long as u never find out about those missing kids! or where ur coworker went. or why ur other coworker quit. or why that one guy is in the hospital. or,,
(it gets way more complicated when management starts to wonder if u could be tied to all these accidents that only ever seem to happen on ur days off)
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a long time ago I was like "I bet there are a lot of characters that are both touch-starved and touch-averse" so. Thinks
Impostor explanation: has been around the whole scale as various identities, has a hard time understanding themselves and their own true preference. Tends to just adjust to whoever they're around.
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