#they’ll pass

[imagoddamnonionmason]

Reminder: be kind to yourself. Take each day as it comes. There’s only one you.

[ectochrome]

giddy and loose

EDIT I FUCKED UP WOLFWOOD'S SHOULDER DONT LOOK AT THAT DONT LOOK AT THAT DONT LOOK AT THA

[swampstew]

You Picked Dare

Summary: Why the hell would you play truth or dare with a bunch of pirates? Warnings: nsfw but mostly language and suggestive content, no actual smut, Kid Pirates being the Kid Pirates. Killer x Female reader x Kid

Inspired by the mega awesome @magnuspirate who did this delighful tease of two hunky hunks hunking around

Dare.

Dare. 

Dare.

Your bold statement had come out smug and confident, echoing in your head with a twinge of regret.

The Dare was to go into the hot springs and take a photo – of Killer and your Captain. Damn the others for knowing your kryptonite.

There was an opt-out option – to clean the communal bathrooms for a month. No fucking way.

As you walked through the island you took nervous hits of your blunt to ease the butterflies in your stomach. All you had to do was take a picture. There were no restrictions, you could be seen or hidden, as long as you got a photo of them that was all you needed to escape this torturous dare disguised as a group bonding activity.

Fuck the crew! You loved them but also fuck them. You were gonna get them back.

About a hundred yards away from the hot spring you took a final drag and snuffed out the remaining blunt. Giving yourself an internal pep talk as you took each step.

‘Position self behind a bush. Snap a picture. Sneak away and then run like the devil’s on my heels.’

Picturing your devil of a captain, your stomach coiled with anxiousness. Oh how you wished you could light up the roach.

Creeping between the foliage, you could hear Kid and Killer talking to each other in relaxed conversation. They didn’t appear to notice you, silently cursing as you realized they were still too far to take a photo.

Tip toeing on the patches of grass, you could make out their conversation more clearly.

“Ya ever think about sleeping with someone on the crew?” Kid suddenly asked Killer. You nearly fell over yourself when you heard the statement.

“Once in a while, rarely act on it though. You?” Killer mused.

“All the time.”

“Horn dog,” Killer scoffed.

“Can ya blame me? All our girls are hot as fuck.”

“Yeah, but I also see most of them as sisters…”

“You’re so pure,” Kid laughed. “Yeah they’re family, but they’re also not. I’m not saying I’d do anything about it either but it’s tempting some times.”

You felt as if you weren’t breathing, skillfully crawling around the shrubs eager to hear and see more, as silent as the dead. One breath and they were sure to discover you.

“Ahh is this about Y/N again?”

Time stopped. Your heart stopped. You didn’t dare move.

“Could be,” there was a tilt in Kid’s voice. “Don’t pretend you don’t think about her and what it could be like.”

“You’re being vulgar, which isn’t surprising, but what do you expect me to say? ‘Sure Kid I’ll bow out from another person of interest to give you the advantage as your friend.’” Killer legitimately sounded a little mad. Well like, personal hurt mad, not crazy mad which he was every single second.

“I’m a man with needs too. And I LIKE her.”

You wished to be a small lizard so you could watch them argue about you. Maybe the blunt was laced with something – wouldn’t put it past your crew to be honest.

Low growling preceded a laugh, and you could hear the sound of water splashing. Oh to the gods to be a fish in that spring.

“Alright fair enough. Would it make you feel better if we do it together? It’d be her choice who she’d choose no matter what, no hurt fee fees over it. Maybe if we come at her with a multi-partner thing, 50/50 she agrees?”

“Kid!”

“60/40?”

“Stop it.”

“Damn 10/90?”

More splashing of water, waves of it crashing over your coverage and wetting your clothes. Practicing your breathing exercises, you mentally pumped yourself up to get it over with. One snap and bam, you’re gone.

“What if we show her our dicks first?”

“KID!”

“Whadd’ya say Y/N? Wanna check the goods before you sample them?” Kid couldn’t hold back his laughter.

Gods be damned. They all sucked.

Gathering the last ounce of dignity and lighting your roach, you jumped out from behind the foliage with your camera, looking to the side as you snapped the picture. Whether is was worthy enough to pass was no longer your priority.

“IT WAS A DARE!!!!” you screeched as your turned on your heel and bolted. You poor thing, you didn’t make it past 1 yard.

“Oh you’re not going anywhere, Y/N,” Kid taunted as Killer wrapped his arms around you and picked you up. His towel becoming loose and distressed from your struggling. Bringing you back to the hot spring.

Taking the camera, Kid tossed it in the water with the smuggest face a motherfucker could make.

“We showed you ours, now we dare you to show yours.”

[ryuusea]

work hard on that extra credit❓🤨 / sketch

[padawansuggest]

JediTok

‘Hug your commander and see what they do when you don’t let go.’

Obi-Wan: Cody.

Cody: Sup?

Obi-Wan: Can I have a hug?

Cody: …🥺 *instantly pulls Obi-Wan into his arms*

Video cut

Waxer: Yeah I know this is a JediTok trend but I just had to edit out a solid fifteen minutes of footage because Cody refused to let go either, so, idk but I think they won that one. Also they got married the next day I think that was like 7th base for them they cried between minutes five and ten. It was so awkward.

Boil: Why don’t you hold me like that?

Waxer: …*deep sigh*

[imaybe5tupid]

Postcanon. Mithrun passes away before his brother, but still lives a really long life considering the enormous physical and mental strain his body endured in his younger days. Mithrun left his restaurant to his brother in his will (his brother was paying for significant portion of operating costs the whole time) , and since his brother’s kids are now grown, his brother has passed on his title to them prematurely and decided to retire to live in Melini with his partner. Unfortunately for the new Executive Chef at the restaurant, since Mithrun’s brother doesn’t speak the common tongue, he’s started just going around speaking in Elvish to people all over Melini, expecting them to understand 😭

[wikitpowers]

oh fuck i just thought about the angsty kitty scenes we’ll get when one of them mentions something that has happened to them while they were apart and then the other thinks they’re strangers who no longer know each other like they did three years ago 💔

[thisisahyperfixationnow]

Oh boy, you know it’s pride month when Klance takes over your dashboard

[desaturatedblues]

Transformers One may I please have this? Just a smidge. A crumb is all I ask.

[thunderon]

actually my day just got marginally better because one of the neighborhood kids insisted on holding an umbrella over me and walking me to my car. it wasn’t actually raining or anything lol for some reason the kid just really wanted to hold an umbrella over my head but it made us both happy so whatever

[kat-rose-griffith]

All I want is some openly sapphic vampires is that too much to ask

[pixlokita]

Poor Oz and his dad need a translator to talk to others 😭😭

Times when they both get stuck as bunnies are charade nights xD they do like to play lots of board and family games so Oswald and his dad are pros at it 😤👌

[shannonsketches]

see the real reason bulma’s practiced restraint all these years and not come to her husband’s rescue isn’t the power scaling or the saiyan pride it’s because she knows if that man sees her out there guns blazing he will be too doki doki to function for the rest of the battle

[thecoppersoulbox]

The thing that strikes me most about Team Rancher is that they haven’t changed a bit. Three months have passed and their dynamic is still the same as it was back then. What would have devolved into a bitter argument with anyone else instead turned into healthy communication, which was just as delightful to watch as it was back in Double Life. Love, respect, joy and ranchin’ really was what Team Rancher was all about and it’s lovely to see that that’s still the case!

[cashweasel]

Besties rendezvous 🤍

[trans-androgyne]

Ughhh why did I check my inbox :/ These people are so exhausting — “yes the belief that trans women are men dressing up as women is transmisogyny but transphobes actually never see trans women as men and you’re transmisogynistic for saying they do!! you and your Compatriots (funny) just looove calling trans women failed men, that’s why you’re saying this, definitely not because you’ve talked to trans women and know the very basics of transphobia”