the brainrot has rotted my brain i fear
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Bernard: Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs aren’t extinct.
Tim: Technically, you’d be right, because birds are descended from dinosaurs, and if we’re open with our definition of “dinosaur”, they could count.
Bernard: ...
Tim: ...
Bernard: Just kiss me, smartass.
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it doesn’t matter what they’re doing… they’re guaranteed to serve… and i mean more than whatever attempt of a meal that’s in henrique’s hand…
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therapy is expensive but listening to lacy by olivia rodrigo and imagining it’s husk falling for angel and it slowly taking over his life is free
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Just a reminder that Craig cannonly bought tweek a fidget spinner bc he researched that it helped with anxiety. Also even when he was literally mad at Tweek he still made the effort to go all the way to his house and help cheer him up and reconcile with him. AND he also calls him “babe” and “honey” when no one else is there, meaning that they’re not just faking it for the town. and finally, he cannonly likes looking at creek fanart on tumblr.
Literally Craig went from an apathetic, always being sent to see the counselor, asshole to a thoughtful and caring boyfriend just for Tweek. Dating tweek was literally part of his character development.
In conclusion, creek is why I cannot stand gay people & I need someone as down bad for me as Craig is for Tweek.
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If I had a nickel for every time I thought about Arin and Sora, boy I’d already be living out my van life dreams.
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help the gay angel and demon still make me want to rip out my organs and eat them
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with tha announcement of TSC my mind has once again been taken over by jerejean thoughts which means every song i listen to is automatically about them, that being said: your needs, my needs is about jean.
“To spiral out, to try and float / To see a friend, to see a ghost / Bitter-brained, always drunk / Rail-thin, Zoloft / Subtle change, shorter days / Dead-eyed, dead weight / Your life, your dreams / Your mind, your needs / My needs / Your needs, my needs”
jeans slow path to healing after evermore with the trojans, subtle change, shorter days, adjusting to time and days outside of the nest, him and jeremy slowly becoming closer, your life your dreams, loving someone when you need to heal and love yourself, your needs my needs. also, “see a friend, see a ghost, see a ghost, see a ghost” jean haunted by riko’s ghost and the pain of seeing kevin but the comfort of it…. yeah anyways
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Varian could be flat broke and still somehow manage to legally purchase something for Violet
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