#they’re all pretty yass

[adelaidedrubman]

i know some of us have talked about this before but answering if an oc is conventionally attractive when you use faceclaims is so difficult because. yeah by definition those are celebs. those are the hollywood beauties. the stars from the big screen.

[ham1lton]

my favourite interviewer.

pairings: lando norris x fellow driver’s sister/reader

warnings: jokes about adoption. mentions of bigotry but in reference to o/s’s experiences.

summary: the one where you interview your sister and your boyfriend. also part of the nepo!sister universe.

author’s note: i love nepo!sis/y/n. expect to see her more. also these interviews are quite short so imagine they’re longer and these are snippets. y/n is a better interviewer than i made her out to be 😔💔

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oldersister: check out my photoshoot for vogue! and my following interview with my younger sister yourusername. it was definitely… interesting. link in bio <3.

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user1: my favourite sisters made another appearance again!!

yourusername: DON’T! work with o/s! such a DIVA! rude as hell…..

-> oldersister: is this because i said pink wasn’t your colour?

-> yourusername: ALL COLOURS ARE MY COLOUR !! 😡

user2: y/n is so funny throughout this entire interview. a natural comedian.

user5: o/s saying that people don’t take her seriously as a driver is crazy!! she’s a two time champion!! what more does she need to do?

-> user6: it’s nothing that she needs to do. there really isn’t anything she can do to change their minds. it’s bigotry.

user3: o/s is so pretty. full time f1 driver and part-time model.

-> user4: one thing about her, lewis and zhou is that they’re all gonna serve looks and face. holy trinity.

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landonorris: thank u gq for letting me cover ur magazine and thank u to my gorgeous interviewer for taking the time out of her day to interview me. btw… are you single 😍

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user5: this was so cute!! i love their dynamic.

yourusername: no i’m not single. i have a bf. be professional please.

-> landonorris: ain’t nobody care about him queen. i bet you i could beat his ass 😍

-> user1: i wish i had this confidence.

-> landonorris: leave me alone 😭😭🖕🏼

-> user2: poor lando. getting dragged by his fans, his girlfriend, his girlfriend’s fans and his girlfriend’s sister’s fans😭😭 rip bro 💔😔

-> yourusername: he’s fine y’all. please don’t call paw patrol.

user3: lando saying y/n was his favourite person regardless of what she does 🥺🥺

-> user4: when he cussed out y/n for calling herself boring 😭 he said that’s my gf don’t be disrespectful.

user7: y/n finessing a free lunch and dinner out of her boyfriend and her sister was my favourite part. yass queen 😍 take from the rich.

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MY NIGHT WITH O/S L/N.

by y/n l/n.

It’s the end of O/S’s Vogue’s shoot. She’s dressed in a black form-fitting silk suit with a pair of pale pink heels. I always knew that my sister was famous but seeing her in the middle of such magnitude truly reinforces that she is not just my older sister anymore. She’s bigger than that. We decide to duck behind the busy shoot into a side room to start our interview.

THURSDAY, PARIS, 11:34PM.

Y/N: Did you expect that I’d be the one interviewing you?

O/S L/N: Honestly? No! I’m happy though to see a familiar face. Pleasant surprise.

Y/N: I’m not gonna hold back on the questions though just because you’re my sister. I need you to know that.

O/S: Wouldn’t expect you to.

Y/N: Just for the record, she’s wearing my lipstick. I told her she’d look cute in it and she refused to listen to me.

O/S: I didn’t expect it to look so cute on me. I don’t wear super bright lipsticks, it’s a orangey-red shade for the people who can’t see it. I got the makeup team to source it for me and tried it on and perhaps… you were right. It’s grown on me.

Y/N: I’m always right.

O/S: Always is an understatement but … you have your moments.

Y/N: So, what would you say it’s like being the only female F1 driver?

O/S: A very unique position to be in. I’m lucky to have such a good support system in place. Y’know? Mom, Dad, my team and you.

Y/N: It’s a lot of pressure isn’t it?

O/S: Yes. As any high profile job is.

Y/N: How do you find the pressure when it comes to being a role model for younger girls?

O/S: It’s a responsibility I take very seriously. I think it’s so important to encourage young children, especially girls, to follow their dreams and help to provide avenues to make them accessible. I would love to see younger generations of drivers that come from a diverse array of backgrounds be in Formula One.

Y/N: Remember when you were younger and you’d go go-karting?

O/S: Yes.

Y/N: Dad would always make me come and watch you. It was so boring but he’d always get us ice cream afterwards if you’d won. That’s why I always rooted for you.

O/S: Says it all really.

Y/N: I was always a tennis fan. Maybe a little basketball or football. Dad used to joke that maybe you were the adopted one because no one else in the family knew about motorsports before you.

O/S: He still does! I found out about F1 at my school library at the age of like nine and begged Dad to take me. I’m very lucky that not only did we have the funds at the time but parents that supported us. He used to drive me everywhere. He still does drive me to the Grand Prix sometimes.

Y/N: Funny how little traditions stick with us, huh? Remember when you started making real money and would take us out for dinner after every win?

O/S: I was so excited that I had the money to treat you all.

Y/N: Definitely. What was the biggest challenge you’ve faced so far in your career?

O/S: It’ll sound trivial but… probably being taken seriously.

Y/N: What do you mean by that?

O/S: As a lot of women in male-dominated spaces might face, it’s hard to overcome the biases against my abilities. People said for a long time that I was only here because of diversity quotas.

Y/N: Even when you won?

O/S: Especially when I won. I like to prove people wrong. I’ve spent my whole career doing just that. I just wish it wasn’t so constant and tiring. I’m just doing my job but because of my womanhood and my blackness, it is immediately viewed as political. Overcoming the preconceptions has become a huge part of my journey.

Y/N: That’s annoying as fuck. I’ve seen it first hand too. You’re an incredible driver. I know I joke around with you and take the piss out of you but genuinely you do inspire me. I might not be racing cars anytime soon but I’ll always be your biggest fan.

O/S: Thanks Y/N. That means so much to me.

Y/N: Now onto the juicier stories. Who are you dating? For the readers who mightn’t know your personal life, I’ll spell it oit for them.

O/S: Oh No…

Y/N: You started off by dating your childhood sweetheart, Clark Jones, and then dated actor Paul Elordi.

O/S: I did. I am single now, as you’re aware.

Y/N: And she won’t let me set her up with anyone!

O/S: Just because you’re happy in monogamous bliss doesn’t mean the rest of us wanna be.

Y/N: Thanks for letting me interview you today O/S, it was definitely the best part of my day.

O/S: You were very good. I enjoyed the questions. Five stars.

Y/N: Wanna go out to eat? Your treat.

O/S: Of course, let me change into something more comfortable. These heels are gorgeous but they are killing me.

END OF INTERVIEW.

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MY MORNING WITH LANDO NORRIS.

by y/n l/n.

TUESDAY, LONDON, 10:34AM.

I was told to pretend to be professional and that I didn’t spend the night with my boyfriend so I left the room at around 7am just so that I could knock on the door again later in my interviewer mode. It’s the night after his photoshoot for an energy drink. Lando opens the door in a plain black tee, a hoodie wrapped around his waist and tracksuit bottoms. He isn’t wearing shoes. He lets me in and I sit on the sofa. We start the interview.

Y/N: Good Morning. Should we start the interview?

LANDO NORRIS: I’m ready whenever you are.

Y/N: I told O/S this but just because we know each other, don’t expect me to hold back on the questions. Don’t expect any special treatment just because I am your girlfriend.

LANDO: Wouldn’t dream of it.

Y/N: Alright, let’s get started. How did you feel about yesterday’s photoshoot?

LANDO: Tried something new and I think it turned out well. Got some cool shots. The energy was great and the team was incredible. It was a fun shoot. Couldn’t complain.

Y/N: Do you think you’re a better racer or model?

LANDO: I’d like to say model but I’d have to say racer.

Y/N: I think you could be a model.

LANDO: Even though you’re biased. I’ll accept that.

Y/N: Not biased at all actually. I’m here as Interviewer Y/N, not as your girlfriend Y/N.

LANDO: Wait. Can I flirt with Interviewer Y/N?

Y/N: No.

LANDO: Boooo!

Y/N: Let’s switch gears, what do you like to do when you’re unwinding?

LANDO: Well, Usually I’d say spending time with you but you’re not my girlfriend soo… I’m going to say streaming with my friends and playing video games. Also watching my girlfriend’s favourite reality shows.

Y/N: You’re a Teen Mom UK fan? And a Real Housewives fan? I thought you didn’t to like them.

LANDO: It’s part of the boyfriend playbook. Pretend you’re bored with those sorts of shows but secretly, you’re incredibly into it. I have to keep up with your interests somehow and I picked the most interesting ones.

Y/N: I don’t blame you. Alright, one more question before I go back to being boring girlfriend Y/N and I have to give back this super cool voice recorder.

LANDO: Girlfriend Y/N isn’t boring to me. She’s actually my favourite person. Don’t talk shit about my girl.

Y/N: Fine. She’s not boring. She’s just less of a technophile.

LANDO: I’ll accept that.

Y/N: My last question is what’s your favourite thing about driving for Formula One?

LANDO: Besides the thrill of racing? And the part where I’m living my childhood dream? Definitely the fans. Their support and energy help fuel me on the track. Plus, I get to travel the world while doing what I love. I think that’s the ideal world for a lot of people. I’m very lucky.

Y/N: I couldn’t agree more. Thank you for letting me ask you those questions. Now, time for me to go back to the girlfriend version of me.

LANDO: Don’t sell yourself short. You’re always my favourite person regardless of what version you are.

Y/N: Flattery will get you everywhere, won’t it?

LANDO: Hey! It’s not flattery if it’s the truth.

Y/N: Guess you’re not just a pretty face huh. Don’t worry, I’ll keep our reality television show marathons a secret between me, you and all the millions of GQ magazine readers.

LANDO: You’re an angel. Lunch?

Y/N: Only if you’re paying.

LANDO: Always.

END OF INTERVIEW.

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[slasherwife]

Don't get me wrong, I like seeing asks with short s/o 'cause it's freaking adorable, but I would like to see one with s/o who is super tall? With Slashers? Like imagine someone like Michael NOT looking down at someone lol

Slashers with a tall!s/o

YASS the tables have TURNED

Desc: How is life with your slasher boo when you are taller than them?

Warnings: NONEEE

Note: I used “moddy” as a gender neutral term between mommy and daddy lmao don’t laugh at me for my word creativity 😭

‘Nother note: I LOVE HOW THESE PEOPLE BRUTALLY MURDER PEOPLE AND WERE JUST LIKE “the world does not deserve this person they are just so pure🥹😍”

ANOTHER note: HI GUYSSSS OMG IVE MISSED YALL SO MUCH idk why I had a random urge to finish this I usually never post anymore 😭

thomas hewitt

honestly with tom-tom u continue to make his heart race and his soul turn to flowers and sunbeams 🥹

when you walk into the room, with that ethereal smile on your face and stand next to him, he looks up at you like an astronomer would look up at the moon💓your presence is just so beautiful and powerful to him.

he doesn’t see you differently to if you were shorter. let’s get that clear.

you are still his significant other, you’re his one. he would rather rip his own heart out than allow anyone to shame you, or to disrespect, Gd forbid harm you.

gosh i can just imagine y/n and tommy cuddling up and y/n being the big spoon because tom-tom loves listening to your heartbeat and he loves kissing your hands and your collar bones and AHH— 💗💗

jason vorhees

bruh you’ve managed to give big boi jason whiplash. he is at first intimidated until he saw your face and it made his undead heart go “💓✨🥹”

you make him run away? this very attractive and cute flower person is scaring me, i mean look at them! they’re so pretty!😭 you manage to lure him out with some bread. jason loves bread.

he loves being hugged by you. while he is canonically very afraid to touch you because of his strength, nothing feels better, or more blissful, than to be wrapped in your loving energy and warmth💗

honestly it’s no different to him you being tall than to you being short 🙂 his priorities are all the same— protecc cute human, love cute human, and unalive anyone who makes cute human sad🤍

michael myers

ur taller!…. how fuckin dare you—!😠

michael is offended by ur existence. my man is 6’7. how you managed to reach beyond his height capacity is beyond him.

He has a tough time intimidating his s/o when he has to LOOK UP AT THEM.

This slasher is petty and will plop you down at the bottom of the stairs while he stands on a higher step to look down on you

And he does this for shits and giggles 🥲💕 And when big angy man needs to show WHOS BOSS >:(

He is an angy man. But he loves being the little spoon 🥹 hugging you is like being wrapped in a warm blanket of safeness and he LOVES ITT

You’ll never know this though since he is literally the most stoic man to ever exist. He is a wall of zero emotion.

bo sinclair

Literally holds this against you

This literally angers him

He can’t talk cuz he’s probably like 5’8 (we love short kings) but is still just absolutely appalled that you are taller than him.

Will be the little spoon. We see him being so macho in the movie— is he projecting? Yes. He loves being cuddled into a burrito blanket by you.💝😭

Idek why but this brings out his submissive side like helllll he’s like “moddy give me cuddle please” 🥹💗

THIS IS SO FUNNY TO THINK ABOUT but like as every human being sometimes he can’t reach something, and you’ll be walking by like “oh do u need help with that?🙂”

Like super non confrontational, and then he’s like “🗣️WELL SINCE YOURE LIKE A GIRAFFE THEN FINE” you could literally be one inch taller than him and he’d call you something like beanstalk and then you’re there like ;-;

vincent sinclair

THIS👏MAN👏DOES👏NOT👏CARE👏

BABES

Everything about you is worshipful. You are art spat out from the heavens sculpted by aphrodite and the angels, like your height is just more evidence of your beauty 🥹💕💕

He will always look up into your eyes in pure amazement and love no matter how far up he looks😇💕

THE WORLD DOES NOT DESERVE THIS MANNN UGHH

He wants you to carry him. Again, you could be just one inch taller than him and he’d be BEAMING as you carry him bridal style like you’ve filled his Disney princess dreams LMFAO 💗💗

Makes so many freaking sculptures of you. One life sized one to keep him company while you’re away🫶

HE LOVES YOUUUU

[716chr]

“WE ARE M・T・T・B” - Chapter 6

📍 HAMA House - Practice Room

Chihiro: And a turn here!

Muneuji - Toi - Kiroku: Got it!

Ten: (Oh boy.)

Chihiro: ‘Kay, Munecchi, show us the full routine next~.

Muneuji: Understood.

Chihiro: ……。

Muneuji: Do a backstep…… Then take 3 steps up.

Chihiro: ……。

Muneuji: And then move into an attitude-like position…..

Chihiro: ……Hmm~. Your flow is perfect, and you’re hitting the right rhythm, but your movements still seem a bit stiff.

Chihiro: How about…… That’s right! Maybe you should try moving like a cat? Be all graceful and smooth!

Muneuji: Hm, understood. I’ll try that.

Chihiro: Alright, Tonya, you’re up next~!

Toi: Here goes….

Toi: Get in position…… and strike a cat pose…..!

Chihiro: Yass, that was totes cute, you’re killin’ it ♪ Your endurance’s definitely improved too. But Chii can feel that you’re still trying to be like Chii.

Toi: That’s right….! I had Chihiro-kun’s dances burned into the back of my eyelids….!

Chihiro: Much thankies ♪ But honestly, I wanna see more of your own unique flair, Tonya!

Chihiro: Your cat pose is, like, super adorbs, so how ‘bout throwin’ in some more cat-like moves that you can come up with, even during a dance routine?

Toi: G-Got it! I’ll give that a try….!

Chihiro: And lastly, Kirokkuma~!

Kiroku: Y-Yes.

Kiroku: ……。

Kiroku: Kick, turn….. Move into…..Charleston.

Chihiro: Kirokkuma, your moves are straight up vibes! You totally nailed the sharpness and the style ♪

Chihiro: But you still have the habit of hunching over, so try dancing with your chest out more!

Kiroku: Y-Yes…. sir.

Chihiro: Mmkay everyone, let’s go through with it one more time~.

Ten: ……。

Chihiro: Munecchi, you gotta be a cat! Be-a-cat! Let’s get you loosen up with 100 hula hoop spins.

Muneuji: Huff, huff…. This strain in my waist is very intense….! But I can feel myself getting more flexible.

Chihiro: Tonya, focus on yourself in the mirror! Let yourself become one with your movements and just be your true self ♪

Toi: O-Okay….!

Chihiro: Kirokkuma, this is for you ♪ It’s the Posture Purrfecter (*)….. aka a stick! Now strap it to your back like this~!

Kiroku: My spine…. is being…. rearran….ged.

Ten: (Oh wow~ This is turning out like some old sports anime training arc. Oh well, guess I'll just go with the flow…..)

Chihiro: (Hmm~…. They’re getting better overall, but something still feels off and I can’t put my finger on it.)

Chihiro: (It’s hard to explain…. It's like my gut feeling. Maybe if I take a step back and look at things more objectively, I might be able to figure out what’s wrong…..)

Chihiro: …..I wish we had some sort of footage of our dancing for times like this.

Chihiro: We had everything recorded for Ev3ns, but I totally forgor this time~…..

Kiroku: Ah…. Well, in that…. case…. here…

Ten: Hm? This is…?

Muneuji: Now that you mentioned it, Kinugawa have been recording our routines up until now, just in case they might be of use.

Kiroku: I…. borrowed the tripod… from Isotake….

Chihiro: Forreal!? Thanks a bunch, Kirokkuma ♪ Let’s watch it together right now.

Chihiro: ……。

Ten: ……。

Chihiro: (……Interesting. Each one of them dance with a different style, but they’re pretty solid on their own. Not exactly skilled by any means, but they have a certain rough charm to them….)

Chihiro: …..Maybe that weird feeling Chii had earlier was because of this~

Ten: Weird feeling?

Chihiro: Yeah. Since we decided to all wear masks, Chii thought it’d be best if we made our dance more in sync…… but guess that was a flop idea from the beginning.

Chihiro: Making it all uniformed just doesn’t seem right anymore.

Ten: .... Then why not just do the tournament as is?

Chihiro: Huh?

Ten: I mean, there's only a week left till the real deal, right? Why stress trying to get it perfect when we can just—

Chihiro: Ten-cham….., that’s a genius idea!!

Ten: ……Oho?

Chihiro: Our team is still fresh, so of course we can’t really beat the pros out there. But our individualities are absolutely unmatched.

Chihiro: So, instead of aiming for “Coordinated group dancing is beautiful and awesome”, wouldn’t it be better to put the spotlight onto our individual styles!?

Muneuji - Toi - Kiroku: ……。

Muneuji: I’m sorry, but I’m not sure I’m following…..

Chihiro: Oh, sowwy! In short, how ‘bout we cat-apult our theme into somethin’ mew? (*)

Kiroku: Huh….. R-Right…. now….?

Chihiro: No worries, we’ll only make changes that stay within our limits. So everyone, eyes on the whiteboard~.

Chihiro: Our new theme… will be this!

Toi: “Any-and-all formulas ditched”?

Muneuji: “Individuality embraced, carefree and easygoing…”?

Kiroku: “Cat….. Dance”…..?

Chihiro: …….So, what’d you think, meow?

Muneuji - Toi - Kiroku: We love it!

Chihiro: Ten-cham, what ‘bout you!?

Ten: Oh yeah, that's totally fine with me~. Cats are the kind of critters that like to do whatever they want, after all~.

Chihiro: You don’t sound too hyped but okie dokes, good enough~~~ ♪ Mmkay, let’s rework our structure and get right to practicing!

Muneuji - Toi - Kiroku: Yessir~!

Chihiro: (……I’m sure our performance will be amazing. And each member’s unique personality and charm will be able to shine beautifully on stage.)

Chihiro: (I’m sure of it….!)

TL Notes:

猫背矯正ギブス when translated literally would be “Cat Posture Correction Cast”. So to make it cat-themed, I decided to translate it as “Posture Purrfecter”

Chihiro started adding “nya” to the end of this sentence and the “what’d you think” sentence so, again, to make this flow in english, I just incorporated cat puns into this sentence. In case you’re wondering what the sentence is without the puns, it’s “how ‘bout we catapult our theme into something new?”

[astroyongie]

https://www.tumblr.com/astroyongie/716698280936062976/yongie-you-should-do-the-kink-thing-with-our

You made a whole post?? Omg thank you Yongie🥹💕 (Though I never thought I’d see the phrase “alpha omega knotting" in your blog, it definitely took me by surprise and I hope I don’t ever see it again 💀)

I actually came up with some things, based on my personal experience so I wanted to know your opinion 👀 (I’m a grown ass woman though, Yongie Squad minors don’t go airing your private business on the internet please 😭)

So, I have Mars and Venus in Leo (4-5H cusp), Scorpio over my 8th house (though the cusp is actually in Libra at 29°), and Eros is in Scorpio as well, which would mean I like the Leo and Scorpio things you listed…

I do agree with most of the Leo preferences, though no degradation or pain for me please treat me like a queen 🛐👑 Also since my Mars in in the 4-5H cusp, it checks out that I like it fun and dramatic but need those soft, caring love-making sessions too 🥺

I also agree with most of the Scorpio preferences, but trying and exploring is something I can’t do casually, I’d only do it in an established relationship, when there’s trust and a deeper connection, which makes sense since the 8H is related not only with sex, but with intimacy and deeper bonds 🧐

* And you didn’t mention it, but I read somewhere that the 8H also rules altered states of consciousness, so wouldn’t sex while high or drunk be included in this? Because that’s something that’s definitely on my list (but only with a trusted partner ofc 🌚) and it would make a lot of sense tbh…

Now, I was looking at the rest of the list and realized that pretty much all of the things for Gemini and Taurus are HIGH up on my list (while Aries, Virgo, Aquarius and Pisces are NOT my thing at all), which made me really curious, since I don’t have ANY placements in those signs OR the houses ruled by them, and I think I came up with a theory 🤔

* Taurus is ruled by Venus, and Venus is THE love planet, right? I think Venus is also really important for sex preferences too, because it would tell us the way we feel loved/appreciated/pampered and what our “love needs” are (while mars would represent the instinct/impulses aspects of sex). Well, since the 5H represents fun, pleasure and romance, and my Venus, which is the ruler of Taurus, is in my 5H, then it makes sense that I’d like the “Taurus kinks” too 🤯

* On the other hand, the 3H represents our mind and how we think. In my chart, I have Gemini over the 3H, and that sign is ruled by Mercury. I am, actually, a Mercury dominant (and an INTP lmao) and since turn-ons are mental as well, I think it makes sense that I’d like the Gemini things, like I think they’re hot, so they make my mind go “oh it’s sexy time yass” 😂

Ok thanks for coming to my Ted talk please tell me what you think I did my best to use what I’ve learnt here 😭

thank you so much for all this because it's very interesting how you have come up with your theories and associated It through the post, because that's exactly what we should do when we are reading a chart !! so everything that you said is valid and super interest ! <3

[psychoticwillgraham]

fuck it, here’s my master post of doll youtubers who are ACTUALLY collectors and know what the fuck they’re talking about, and i watch all of these and adore them. next I’ll make a few posts highlighting my fave doll customizing channels

zombiexcorn: https://youtube.com/@ZombieXCorn?si=9UMW68w8B3LIzWam

+tutorials on doll customs stuff

xcanadensis

THE doll yter i go to for news, sneak peeks, reviews, and obscure doll line hauls

maddollz:

one that i just found out about the other day, general doll commentary

darlingdollz

my ALL TIME fave doll yter!! they’re brutally honest about their opinions, general doll content and doll related essay videos. their yass or pass videos are top tier content

myfroggystuff:

THE ultimate doll channel. lots of tutorials and reviews

dolls2remember:

general doll channel

thedollboy

mostly hair restyles

kescollects

thedollcircle

faerytaledolls

another huge fave of mine

[totaldramamovies]

Total Drama Movies- Episode 2- Quest to Slay a Dragon

*7 AM, Boris’ alarm rings, but he is already up*

Boris: Ughh….

Andres: No sleep?

Boris: Yeah, this mattress is crap.

*He walks outside, and others slowly walk out over the course of an hour*

Fangxiu: CHARLOTTE, ARE YOU READY TO EAT THE COMPETITION AWAY? 😍

Charlotte: Darling, please stop shouting and we will talk.

Jamil: So! William! What do you think the challenge will be?

William: Uh.. I don’t know. Something movie related I guess.

Jamil: They’re all movie related…

William: Not the last one.

Jamil: Eh, whatever.

Kenny: So… Dominique, babygirl.. 😏😏😏 What genre do you think the challenge will be? Maybe something.. Romantic..? 😏😍

Dominique: I hope not.

Pietro: Yo bro, you think you can beat me next competition?

Roman: Yeah bro! I’m ready to beat you at anything!

Dennis: You do realize you’re on the same team… right?

Chris: CAMPERS! ASSEMBLE! The movie theme this episode is… FANTASY! The challenge is to slaughter a dragon! Mechanical dragon of course, still strong though! The last team to take down their dragon will lose! Don’t worry, you’ll get weapons!

Maxim: WHAT?! A dragon!?

Rajiv: Gosh, that seems so.. so…. Eh, too lazy to think of a word.

*Teams are all put in separate large rooms, and a dragon is in all of them. The dragon shoots random objects through a cannon through the mouth.

*FEARLESS WARRIORS*

Taniyah: *Sees dragon* OH SHII-

*Dragon roars*

Fredrick: NO ONE TOPS THE SIGMA 🍷🗿

*Dragon shoots ball at him*

Fredrick: AHHH! 

Francesca: How are we going to defeat it!?

Leopold: Im pretty sleek, if there was some kind of propulsion to boost me up to the dragon, I could easily get to the heart to stab it!

Cece: LETS THROW HIM!

Fangxiu: YASS 🥰🥰

Leopold: No, no, no NOO!

*All of them grab Leopold, and on the count of 3, they throw him*

Leopold: AAAAAAGHHH!!

*He grabs onto dragon, and climbs to the back with a sword in hand*

Taniyah: Damn, he’s actually doing it!

Francesca: Why he kinda…

Taniyah: Girl no.

*Leopold stabs the dragon and it comes crashing down*

Leopold: AHHHHH!!!

*Leopold groans after falling on top of the dragon*

Francesca: Oh my god! Are you okay?!

Leopold: Yeah! We win!

Chris: AND THE FEARLESS WARRIORS ARE SAFE!

*4TH THING*

Eddy: What do we do!!?

Wyatt: I’ve got a lot of practice in aim from being an MLG PRO GAMER 😈😈 Just give me a knife and I’ll epicly throw it into the dragon!

Sigita: *Throws knife* Why do I feel like this won’t work.

*Wyatt throws knife right into heart, killing it*

Sigita: Wow, it worked! Nice job!

Wyatt: Th-thanks 😳😳 *To himself* Oh my god, a real girl!!😱😱

Eddy: *Looks at Wyatt and Sigita with a mad stare* Erm.. Sigita! Did you know that there are microscopic worms on everyone’s eyebrows? Even your’s! 🤓

Sigita: R-really..? That’s.. disgusting!! I needa vomit now..

Dominique: That was rough, Eddy..

Rajiv: Yeah man, Lmao..

Chris: AND 4TH THING IS SAFE!

*FEROCIOUS MONSTERS*

Bailey: I actually was a dragon a few years ago! I’m only in human form for a few more years! I could communicate with him in dragonese!

Grace: Really? That’s so unique and not like the other girls! 🥰

Eliza: What?! That’s obviously fake!

Grace: Now, now! Bailey isn’t known for lying and isn’t a joke character for lying!

Ines: YES SHE IS! What do you mean??!

Bailey: Grace and I are stealing all the weapons!

Grace: YEAH!

Maxim: Oh no, what do we do?!

Jamil: Relax, dude, there’s 5 of us and 2 of them. If we are up for elimination, we’ll just vote out one of them.

Ines: Guess you’re right. Sucks we can’t show our strength though.

William: Oh well.

*MIGHTY WIZARDS*

Andres: DUDEE! I wanted an easier first challenge bro..

Boris: It’s okay. I’m pretty strong, and I practice archery. I could take this dragon down easily. I just need to-

*Cannonball hits Boris, he falls and goes unconscious*

Roman: NOO! THIRD BRO!! 

Pietro: It’s okay dude, we got ourselves! We’re pretty strong just like him!

Tamia: Yeah, but cam you aim?

Pietro & Roman: What’s an aim?

Tamia: And we lose… Pathetic…

Dennis: Come on Tamia, let’s just go…

Pauline: Wait you guys! I think I might be able to aim! 

Tamia: Really? What makes you think that?

Pauline: I once played a demo version of some game with a bow & arrow!

Dennis: That.. doesn’t sound very promising..

*FEROCIOUS MONSTERS*

Bailey: Hey dragon! I’m actually-

*Dragon shoots a fireball at Bailey, but she holds up the bin of weaponry in front of her, so she is protected. The fireball burns all the weapons*

Grace: NAURR 😔😔😔

*MIGHTY WIZARDS*

Pauline: 

*Pauline gets a bow and arrow and shoots*

Chris: And the last one safe is…

MIGHTY WIZARDS! I’ll see you ferocious monsters on the stage TONIGHT!

Mighty Wizards: YAY PAULINE!

Ines: Well, I just wonder who will get out..

(Elimination Ceremony. The seven up for elimination are:

Bailey, the Compulsive Liar,

Eliza, the Theatre Kid,

Grace, the Preppy,

Ines, the Tough One,

Jamil, the Army Cadet,

Maxim, the Bookworm and

William, the Boring Guy)

Chris: Okay, the votes from you seven have been submitted! If you’re safe, I’ll call your name and give you will get a famous “Golden Chris Award”! The first one safe is..

INES!

Ines: Yes!

MAXIM!

Maxim: Alright!

ELIZA!

Eliza: Phew!

and… JAMIL!

Jamil: Nice!

Chris: Well, we came to a three-way tie between liar, boring, and preppy. Each of you had 2 votes casted against you!

Jamil: WHAT? why? I thought we were all going to vote Bailey!

Ines: Yeah!

Eliza: Wait really? Maxim and I voted Grace!

Maxim: That still doesn’t add up.. Wait. William.. Didn’t we ask you to vote Grace?!

Ines: William! We asked you to vote Bailey!

William: Well, I actually voted Jamil. He said “Whatever” to me and that ticked me off.

Jamil: REALLY?!

Bailey: Lolzies. This team is pathetic. Also I’m the first person to eat arsenic and survive!

Chris: The tiebreaker is… Who can lie the most?

Bailey: I-

Chris: Bailey is safe!

Grace: Im so preppy! 😚

Chris: And Grace is safe! Sorry William, you gotta go!

William: Oh well.

*Silence*

Will Smith Robot: KEEEEEP. MY WIIIIFE’S. NAAAME. OUUUTCHA. FREEEAKING. MOUUTH!!!

*William screams while being slapped*

Chris: Wow, what an emotionless exit. Welp, there’s 26 left! I wonder who will leave next… Theres only one way to find out, and that is to check back in a few days for the next.. TOTAL! DRAMA! MOVIES!

*Later*

Francesca: *Knocks on door to boys’ side of her cabin*

Fredrick: *Opens door* What do you want?

Francesca: Is Leopold here?

Fredrick: Yes. 🍷🗿 He’s hurdled up in the corner.

Leopold: *Rocking back and forth* This man has been insufferable… Oh, hey Francesca! 

Francesca: Leopold!!

Leopold: Oh, you can just call me Leo!

Francesca: Alright! Well, Leo, you wanna hang out after tomorrow’s challenge? Maybe… a date?

Leopold: Ohmygodohmygodohmygod… Yes!! See you then!

Francesca: Really? Eee, I can’t wait! See you then!

*the two hug*

Fredrick: Can you leave?- 🗿

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and that was the second episode! It was short since I had to get it out in a day lmao. I appreciate like the single heart I got, it's not much, but hey, its the first episode. I'll start viewer voting around the 5th episode at this rate, but if I get more support, I can even start viewer voting next episode! Anyway, see you in a few days!

[sammydem0n64]

I need to keep myself from going insane so uhhh miscellaneous gijinka oc headcanon post! Yass!!!

-Sukir might honestly be drink/color mixed, or at least one of his parents had color gijinka blood in them. I mostly say this bc I’ve given him attributes that fit my color gijinkas (aka a colored tongue and how he primarily dresses in shades of the same color) before I even had Over Rainne Bay. Idk him being mixed in some way just makes sense ig

-Percy hates Mother’s and Father’s Day, but not because of his parents deaths. It mostly because anyone who knows his past gives him sympathetic looks and even verbal condolences on these days, something he despises. He’s moved on from the events, and he doesn’t need to be constantly reminded of his parents’ passings, and yet he can never escape it.

-Ok I wanna talk abt the whole deal with Seale + Schwep’s dad and his wives.

—His first wife (who he didn’t have kids with) tried to kill him for the inheritance but failed.

—His second wife (Seale’s mother) was pretty average but the relationship still fell apart, it was just on friendly terms but for whatever reason, Seale’s dad had full custody of her. I want to believe her parents fell out due to several differences, so perhaps her mother had a packed work schedule, contrasted with her dad’s retired life, meaning he could actually raise a kid.

—His third and final wife (Schwep’s mother) is a simple woman deeply infatuated with him, and he returns the favor, but this resulted in them neglecting Schwep since they’re only concerned with their own love life. Hence why Schwep went to live with Seale when she moved out, and why he latches onto Chazn as a mother figure.

-The true amount of kids Derrick has is unknown, but I’m keeping it at the current amount solely because I hate having to update the family tree. We can take this as he only has six kids canonically or that we have only seen his six kids, regardless I am preserving my own sanity

-Swirlnie is often forgotten by his peers and even teachers in school due to how quiet he is

-Peache is genuinely incapable of feeling fear. The most you get out of her is concern for her loved ones but that isn’t even fear, it’s just being realistic given how one of her besties might be dying from illness and knowing her own daughter lives in an area with an active serial killer

-Grapine and Banip are both 5’5.

-Firo was actually the shortest member of the Old Oreo Gang. Everyone (Sugao, Marion, Marshe, Ivan) were taller than him. Even Bonnie, Chuck and Hershey are taller than him.

-Going to be honest Baron and Bruce could have more hidden kids that were the result of hookups, especially Baron since he targets such young woman (more fertile). This fact about Bruce terrifies Peax.

-Bern looks a lot like his mother, this often makes Jonas feel a melancholic nostalgia

-I think Ket would be very talented at playing the violin. Like if Marshe didn’t die and they had the money to afford it, he’d be a violinist as a hobby in his youth. Of course nowadays he doesn’t have the chance to even consider playing the violin

-Minle’s dating life is a mess because Minzi has basically hated all of his previous girlfriends, she just didn’t reach the point of killing them

-Beau was actually the result of a hookup gone wrong, and his parent who gave birth to him abanonded him with Rosemary basically right after he was born. She raised him ever since and would’ve beat the shit out of her sibling if they crossed paths-

-Prim is honestly has a rather large build? He’s not a muscle machine but he’s still rather toned and has the strength to show for it, this surprises everyone whose only heard of him in passing-

[pxtlss]

[Ⓐ, Naomi and Inei ^^]

All of this is platonic btw. This is in a "yass go bestie" way

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating /affectinate || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted || egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them (was literally so happy when they first met-)

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

(twas a cheek kiss <3)

[godzillin]

no one asked for this and I’m sure none of my followers care but here’s my opinions on the AWL remake character designs that that been revealed so far

First of all. I’m so fucking pumped for it.

I’ve never played AWL but I played the shit out of HMDS and HMDS cute so I love the Forget-Me-Not Valley folks. HMDS was actually my first harvest moon game so I have a lot of nostalgia for the setting and characters. It’s been too long since we’ve seen them and I’m so happy they’re back.

Okay. Here we go.

Nina

She looks the same! She’s so cute as always. I love Nina, her design is literally perfect I would not change a thing, peak character design right here. 10/10

Vesta

Her apron is gone! And she’s wearing a vest! Maybe I’m biased because I LOVE vesta, but I think she looks great. I do think it’s interesting they yass-ified cody, but Vesta didn’t get the same treatment. Not that it’s a bad thing, in fact I’d prefer it if Cody kept his old design. But it goes to show that strong, masculine characters do fit with the new Story of Seasons art style, so I’m not sure why Cody’s a twink now. More on him later though. 10/10

Chris

PANTS! While I do miss her pencil skirt, the pantsuit is cute. I love her tie. Chris reminds me a lot of my mom (they even have the same name) and she dresses just like her. Which is weird because they have totally different jobs. iirc, chris is a sports reporter/commentator which I think she conveys a lot more in the new design than the old one. She looks more athletic while still looking very professional. Her old design was more like a secretary or office worker or teacher. 10/10

Wally

HE’S WEARING SOME TIGHT ASS PANTS. And for what? I mean, they’re probably more practical to run in, but geez it’s funny to me. He’s rocking them though, can’t complain. 9/10

Hugh

Okay, this is the first design choice so far I take issue with. He’s wearing the same clothes as his old design, but something is off. Hugh was a lot chubbier in his older design. I miss his baby fat :( it was cute! And it also gave him a little bit more character, almost like he’s working out all the time to get slim like his dad. I miss his clumsy, dopey look. 6/10

Galen

This is another one I have a problem with. He looks exactly the same, which is fine. But they toned down cartoonish aspects of all the other characters (Marlin’s hunch, Gustafa’a nose) and didn’t do this with Galen. He looks extremely out of place. I think the best choice with him would be to give him a more realistic head shape and nose, just so he could fit in standing next to everyone else. He seriously looks like he walked out of a completely different video game. This wasn’t a problem in the original since everyone else looked super stylized then, too, but now he sticks out like a sore thumb. 4/10

Mukumuku

They gave him a bow :) I love it, literally perfect. He is an angel, I’m obsessed. I love his cute little bow. 11/10

Marlin

I like Marlin’s redesign! I always thought the Elvis look was charming, and Marlin was my bachelor of choice in HMDS cute because I thought he was so handsome. I like that they kept his grumpy resting face and his weirdly shaped eyebrows. I also like that he’s still got a hunch, but it’s less stylized and more realistic now. He looks more put together now, which I like, while still looking like he could be a farmer. My only complaint (and it’s a pretty big one) is… WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS CURLY HAIR. Why did they do him like that? I loved his curls!!! And now it’s brown instead of black?? That’s so weird to me. Mainly though it’s the curls. I miss his curls. Give him his curls back. Please, god. 7/10

Muffy

Muffy looks the same, except for some minor detailing on her dress. I always thought her original design kinda looked like she was wearing lingerie, LMFAO. I mean look at it, that’s a slip from Victoria’s Secret.

The new dress is a welcome change, and the cardigan she’s wearing looks more comfortable. I really REALLY like her new design. Muffy was my bachelorette of choice in HMDS, so again, maybe I’m biased. 10/10

Lumina

Well, she definitely looks older and more age appropriate. I do think it’s interesting they went with her child design as her initial look rather than her dress. If it was my choice, I would have started her in her dress and completely gotten rid of the school-uniform-looking outfit she starts the game in. It’s just a weird decision to me, but like I said, she still looks older now. 9/10

Nami

I’m gay. I love women. That’s all.

Okay but for real I’m so glad they got rid of her vest. It was SO UGLY, I hated it so much. She is so cute in the redesign. I think she looks so much better now. 11/10

Rock

I really like Rock’s redesign! The new art style really suits him. He didn’t change much clothing-wise (though I do like that his pants come in at the legs now) but I think he looks so much better with more realistic body proportions. I love it! Wouldn’t change a thing. 10/10

Gustafa

I… REALLY LIKE IT. I know I’m in the minority here but I LOVE his redesign. He is so cute. I think a lot of people dislike it because he looks so different in this art style, but really, his key features are the same. He’s wearing the same clothes, has the same hair, same face, etc. The only thing that’s really MISSING is his beard, witch hat, and his giant nose. He still has a pretty big nose, but now it’s, like, actually human sized. I can understand getting upset that he’s missing his beard, but I think he looks charming with stubble. Also, I like his bucket hat a lot. Honestly I love this redesign so much, I think it’s my favorite. If you ask me, this is how you redesign a character. 14/10

Cody

CODY NO, WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU? CODY PLEASE.

-148839294858929284/10

Then there’s the name changes. To put it bluntly, I don’t give a fuck. Molly or Muffy, Matthew or Marlin, they’re still the same characters. Like who cares, man? I only mention this because I’ve been seeing so many people complaining about it.

I wanna write more about my thoughts on the game but I gotta go to bed LMFAO ok goodnight

[reaganingridleys]

@bluebaronness *cracks knuckles* YRRRRRR

fair warning thiugh i AM typing this on my phone so i cant enable the read more option BAJWHWHHEEJ apologies in advanced but YAAAAA

Reagan has never really worn proper lingerie before— in an attempt to seduce Brett in one of their hornier moods she’d probably attempted to save herself from the chafing. It’s a bit messy when she reveals herself to be wearing it for the first time, but Brett’s pretty good at holding back his urges unless it’s being teased onto him for too long. That being said, as soon as Reagan strips down to the lace, Brett hovers over, letting the electricity of his touch run its course on soft, imperfect skin, before he latches his lips onto it to suck hickeys and whispers, “we’re keeping it on.”

All that pent up rage and anxiety Brett harbors seems to register when it comes to being in bed with him. Of course, he’s gentle because he’s too considerate, but the moment Reagan lets him be selfish it’s able to drive both of them up the wall with how hard Brett grips her as he fucks her into the wall. Reagan turns back to see the muscles of his arms working up a storm as he pushes her up, and it’s a feeling of attraction Reagan never knew she wanted like… damn.

Brett’s also possessive. Reagan, on the outside would never want to be owned by someone, but she still yearns for the kind of safety that the sense of belonging gives and Brett slowly weans her into this powerplay by asserting himself more gradually, running his hands over her body and whispering how much he’ll let her do anything to him, but they both know that that isn’t what she wants. She is looking for order in the middle of the chaos that is her mind, and if that means having Brett take control of her body, moving her around and growling out how much she belongs to him before turning the hickeys into soft kisses, then so be it.

Reagan is… emotional, at least in bed. I think that with the anger she harbors on the outside translates to anxiety on the inside. It’s not about the sex itself, no, but it’s more so that this would have been the first time she was doing it with somebody close, somebody who trusts her. Maybe it’s a bit scary to think that this could actually work out, that doing this would mean it’s because they love each other, want to be able to connect and touch each other, the thing that Reagan’s afraid of is that she’ll turn into the mess her parents made and she will get ignored or neglected of her own needs. But the thing is: Brett loves her. Brett wants her to be conscious of her needs, especially when it comes to herself, when it comes to them. So Brett holds her hand through the process, like it’s the first time they’re doing it, but it’s only because Brett wants to work his way into her before any matter of force could be applied, you know? And by the time he’s done with her she’s ready to cry her eyes out because of how much care he puts into making sure she feels good. She’s never felt special to anyone before. Luckily, Brett will provide that.

Steering away from introspection: They’d gradually get kinkier and kinkier as time goes on for me, to be honest. Though they’re not a PDA couple you could find the more suspicious antics of theirs in dark alleyways, bathrooms or, even at the windows of Reagan’s apartment. Reagan likes playing around with Brett and testing his limits, and that extends over to sex and what is and what isn’t boundary specific.

Brett keeps his affections light at work. Though other times there’s his hand gliding over Reagan’s thighs, his breath teasing onto the shell of her ear or just being pressed so close to her with a bear hug. As it goes, they end up rocking the car before heading back, lmao.

“Stop doing that—“ “make me.” Is their dynamic and you will pry this off my Cold Dead Hands. Anyway that’s a statement that gets Brett to pin her arms above her head before he fucks her senseless yass <3

[lode-builds]

Do you have any tips on custom terraforming and custom trees? Or is there a specific YT chanel or blog you follow for advice yourself?? (Love your builds btw, I recently haven't had the energy or a good enough mood to play mc but it's always amazing to look through people's projects for my own inspiration).

 heyo! so it's a bit tricky to give advice on this kind of thing bc I more go with the flow until things start looking right, but I can offer some basic (and probably very vague) advice under the cut

for terraforming: think natural, organic shapes and avoid hard edges. this seems obvious but it can be hard to remember especially when making upward slopes/mountains etc.

^this is from literally 7 years ago bc I'm not at my new computer but it's a good example bc it's got good and bad things to it. you can see how at the bottom of the build it gradually slopes up from the water and then transitions pretty smoothly to a steeper slope, that's a pretty good example of how mountains can look. if you've taken algebra, think exponential graph type shiz. even if you have a steep cliff it usually doesn't rise completely vertical from the ground. you can see the area I circled does pretty much that, which makes it look out of place with the rest of the build. 

another good thing to keep in mind is block variation, which adds texture to the landscape. I've definitely gotten better at this over time through practice and watching other people build. the blocks you use are gonna vary depending on the biome/environment ofc, but I like to play around with multiple blocks w/ similar colors

depending again on your biome, greenery is always a plus. I tend to avoid using bonemeal to add grass/flowers/etc, because personally I don’t love the red/yellow color combo. as for custom trees, I typically make the trunk/branches first (using a combo of logs, wood planks, fences, stairs, slabs to get the right shape/colors) and then filling in leaves until it feels right lmao. 

I don’t really watch tutorials on building, but I do watch a few builder youtubers when I have time. GoodTimesWithScar is known for being a super talented terraformer with a lot of large-scale builds. (his current hermitcraft starter base is a really cool tree iirc, which might be good to check out!) BDoubleO100 is another inspiration of mine, and is really good at nailing fine detailing in building (his texturing has inspired me a LOT). in my last post with the castle, those pine trees were inspired by some he made in one of his videos. he just started a new season of his youtube building series, where he talks in depth about his build process––would totally recommend. through association I know lot of other hermitcraft members have great experience (GeminiTay PearlescentMoon Grian etc etc etc), so you can check them out too! 

big takeaway that I’m sure everyone’s heard before: practice makes progress woohoo yass! but it’s true, I’ve definitely seen improvement just by trial and error and experimenting with different things over time. also learning from other people can be super helpful as well. tools like worldpainter/worldedit/voxel aren’t necessary at all, but they’re sometimes super nice to use especially in the planning stages of building. if you’re able to download/willing to use them, there are a lot of youtube tutorials on how they work

this is a super general overview and I’d be glad to answer some more questions if you have any specific ones! just realized this has been sitting in my inbox for a few days and wanted to make sure I got back to you. again, I’m no expert and if anybody else wants to reply w/ extra advice feel free <3

[inkyquince]

BRO U LIKE GENSHIN? since we r talking abt paimon i found her rlly cute in the beginning but my main problem with her is her goddamn voice. so high and it gets progressively higher as the game goes on. it was rlly nice and calm in the beginning and now she’s screeching. i also have a massive problem with silent traveller. they tried to do a breath of a wild thing where the main character is silent but the difference is, their main character has options that are apart of the convo. aether and lumine are just there. we get options sure but they don’t do anything. paimon speaks for us and that’s really annoying because what if we have a separate idea from that? they can keep the silent traveller but hoyoverse, don’t make it seem like a one on one convo with paimon and the npc. another massive problem i have is the character designs. idk if you’ve seen yelan’s physics but her boob ones? immaculate compared to lisa. and the heizou leaks? he’s so pretty. if they’re able to do that they should be able to do justice to itto’s body. he’s an oni? not a muscular man like itto should be massive. don’t get me started on diluc’s face. he looks a like a grumpy baby. and albedo’s hair????? it looks so flat ingame and i understand it might not work but im sure they can elevate it a bit more? and we now arrive on the biggest problem of them all, resin and rng. fuck resin. that’s it. either don’t make everything locked behind resin, or make the cap higher. no way is someone supposed to do everything they want with 160 resin when all domains and bosses are 20 and 40. and fix the stupid ass rng???? i don’t want to be doing domain’s multiple times and my resin running out and finishing it with one good artifact. and even after getting one good artifact leveling it up relies on rng. like yeah you get a good substat but now, you have to once again rely on rng for that substat to be upgraded as well. okay this was rlly long but it’s just so annoying and frustrating bc we all know hoyoverse can fix this stuff but they don’t bc capitalism yass

God, Paimon just... Is so goddamn irritating and nearly made me quit the game in the first place. Her voice makes my teeth feel itchy and i have to keep muting her at this point so i dont get a headache.

BUT YES THANK YOU, if silent protagonist, why take away perks of having a silent protagonist by having the world's most annoying little bitch speak for us.

Like im sorry, but if Paimon was like... Bibble, from Barbie, and spoke in squeaks and noises and yet the traveler was the only one to understand her and everyone else was just ??? Like, translating her words for the player and we can chat with her that way, i'd love that way more. Also, it would hit harder if the only words the traveler ever say are to their twin, or something. Like, imagine how much better that would be! Rather than having a diaper demon speak for me and being a little cunt.

Ngl, i don't really look too much into character design, but the genshin women... They do feel designed by a horny incel. Specifically when it comes to boob physics?? Why do they need to have physics??? But the genshin art looks so much better than the models in game? Specifically @ diluc, like he's super hot out of game but the model? Suddenly he's not the hottest dude in mondstadt, he's a grumpy newborn.

Honestly, the resin is one of the many mechanics that just don't really make sense? Like, i can see how they thought it was a good idea, but several in game features don't.. Work.

Also, I have a personal vendetta against the pause screen. Because, say, if you go from the menu and want to go into your inventory to fucking heal up, instead of pressing alt and selecting the inventory backpack, because its easier.

Why.... Would you make time continue in the space between going from the fucking menu... To the inventory? To the Wish screen? TO THE CHARACTER SCREEN? Like, it's... Neat? Idk what they were going for but it just pisses me off at times, because you can't move in that time but enemies can and its enough time to get a fucking swing in. Also some of the enemies are legitimately fun but some aren't levelled correctly at all? It's just irritating.

Edit: paimon is the main character

I'm just basically her oversized Swiss army knife that she sets on people.

Therefore... I want to put her in a washing machine

[fishareglorious]

what.

The birthday girl of today! I dunno why she’s closing her eyes tho

Boy do I love to see that x2 bonus

yass

will this event make me suffer of nah

Mister Kayabuki Ikkei I do not know you

Wow! I am not reading all of that

I do not know what I’m doing :)

Kazuha is really cool though

I suppose that was a pretty decent run for my first time. Not trying to get to a gold medal tho I think i’d die if I do

Ayo I think that this stage would be a breeze with the hydro mobds. But I don’t know if i’d suffer fighting those dragon-vishap-whatever-they’re-called though

Ei showing a kitty a plasma ball

Uncle Sun: Who is this child. Why is she here

[riacte]

So I watched some misc MCC4-8 clips for fic research and:

- Ren got three kills in MCC4 SG? It’s his first SG?

- False calmly lead the team in SG and I think they got like? Fourth? They did pretty well considering they’re “bad at PvP”

- the full hermit team got like 3rd in SG I think. They’ve always been good ngl.

- FALSE SURVIVED IN MCC5 ROCKET SPLEEF

- they also supported all the teams I thought they would support in Dodgebolt (yeah I did not watch Dodgebolt b4 MCC9 bcz if hermits weren’t there, I ain’t watching lol)

- them saying it’s a Legacy X Hermitcraft team up every time

- Ren always says he wants to get in Dodgebolt every time they watch Dodgebolt

- In MCC5 Ren said he was the weak link and how he should be “replaced” and everyone immediately said “no!! Not playing without you” 🥺🥺🥺

- Grian: so y’all getting getting worse at this huh (paraphrased)

- False: it’s for the comeback of the century

- ah yes MCC8: the angst fest

- Ren taking a screenshot at the beginning because “they’ll never get third”

- stop im crying

- Pearl: they’re predicting us to get 9th/10th

- False: oh really? We’ve got to upset them lmao

- they’re aiming for seventh

- False really likes upsetting Reddit.

- And then the Yaks got 9th so they joked they met expectations

- Honestly Ren was extremely important in MCC8 bcz he was always the first to boost morale and make jokes

- Like they lost 8/9 rounds of Battle Box and Ren was like “yeah we did great”

- and when they got 9th Ren said they got second in the for fun teams

- “nine is our comfortable place”

- YOU CAN SEE THEIR COMMS STRUGGLE esp in SoT when False didn’t even know Ren was still in the game

- pain pain pogging through the pain

- ALSO LMAO THE HERMITS JUST WANT TO BEAT TECHNO THIS IS SO FUNNY

- Ren calling Pearl “sensei” so she can teach the other three parkour

- MAN THE BLUE BATS FORESHADOWING

- MCC8 Dodgebolt

- Ren: do we support Dream or Fwhip

- False: is that even a question

- (YEAH REN WHAT QUESTION IS THAT??)

- False: everyone wants technodream to win so we’re supporting aqua

- YASS queen, loves upsetting Reddit lmao. We stan

- Ren starts narrating the entire damn Dodgebolt

- everyone cheering for Fwhip is 🥺 Pearl cheering for Joel is 🥺🥺

- False said H is not bad at shooting

- Ren calling H “Hbomb” not “Hmama” has the same energy as Grian calling Fruit “Fruitberries” not “Fruity B”

- I love how they’re joking like, “we’re bad at this so we can surprise everyone and come first” YEAH ALL 4 OF THE YAKS WILL GET INTO DODGEBOLT VERY SOON. POG PREDICTIONS.

- They’re like “haha let’s do better next time”. MCC9 Ren and False won. MCC10 False and Cub won. MCC12 Cub and Pearl in Dodgebolt. Listen. You guys are the prophecy.

- in conclusion I am 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭

[noddytheornithopod]

More Danganronpa S, with some more big names

Kamukura (yass queen)

He’s already bored lol. He seems to be wondering about being here though, like maybe finding hope will amount to something.

Mahiru and Mikan scene again, Mikan trips again but Izuru actually catches her in time before she falls down. Mikan apologises and thanks Izuru, but he’s just like “eh I just held out my hand”. Mahiru unfortunately seems to have gotten a shot of certain things, and Mikan freaks out, proclaiming she might get stabbed by one of Izuru’s fans (hmm, now I wonder what Syo would think of him). Izuru says nobody outside HP knows he even exists, with Mikan saying maybe there’s secret admirers among the students. Mahiru just deletes the photo anyway, it’s embarrassing for everyone.

Scene with... Kaede and Mukuro, interesting. Izuru’s swimming, with Mukuro saying apparently he’s been gone since the morning, and Kaede and Chiaki were worried about him. Izuru’s just diving, and Kaede says he should just say if he’s gonna do something like that. Izuru just says “lol the Monokubs can confirm I still exist here”, but Kaede rebukes that, saying something bad could’ve happened. Apparently they disagreed with Chiaki and Usami on whether to leave him alone or not too. Izuru thinks they’re old enough to not report every single thing they did, but Mukuro insists otherwise because diving like this is pretty serious. Izuru found it boring anyway, though he admits being in the ocean depths was somewhat pleasant, almost like he was asleep while still awake. Kaede insists that he can tell her if he’s doing something that big, and Izuru says he’ll keep it in mind.

Byakuya thinks Izuru could use all the weapons here no problem, even suggesting he could use them on the Monobeasts. Izuru confirms he could indeed use the weapons and take them down pretty quickly, so Byakuya wonders why he doesn’t, even wondering if it’s another of his “infantile excuses”. He says he already knows the answer, so Byakuya just says if he doesn’t know what to do with his abilities, he could use them for him. He even says he’d be well compensated, but Izuru says he’d be hard to control and Byakuya would become reliant on his talents. Byakuya isn’t impressed with that comment, saying he would never kneel before others, and that others should kneel before him. Izuru sees his confidence, with Byakuya saying how he made his way to where he is himself, and Izuru says he’ll think about his scouting. Byakuya hates waiting, while Izuru says he assures him it will be at the end of the trip he has an answer. He also says Taka mentioned he lacked effort, and HP wants him to do things different to usual for him. Izuru is prepared for the possibility he might not have an answer, while Byakuya finds him using talent elsewhere is preposterous.

Izuru is carrying stuff for Himiko, lol. Because of how effortless it is, Himiko dares him to lift up more stuff. Izuru finds it boring, and Himiko isn’t impressed, saying how she wants to entertain and make people smile. Himiko asks if he’s ever done something for someone like that, and naturally Izuru hasn’t. Himiko continues to insist on her suggestion, saying that foreseeing and doing are different things. Izuru starts to find the idea interesting, though Himiko says he probably needs to learn to smile himself first, lol.

As Sayaka is out jogging, so is Izuru (“for once”). Sayaka likes the scenery, while Izuru is purely clinical, saying he’s doing exercise just to maintain his physical condition. Sayaka can see that in him, feeling he’d be the type to quietly keep things in order since he has no goals. Izuru notes her positive spin on things, and Sayaka is actually surprised he’d say something like that. Izuru reads it as something she wouldn’t expect from him, but Sayaka acknowledges she only has perspective on one side of him, and she doesn’t even know him too well.

Izuru talks to Sonia, and they note how both of their lives are basically predetermined and people will worship them just for existing. Sonia actually kinda relates, and tells Izuru to not hesitate to come talk to her. He’s confused since he expects her kingdom would come first though, lol.

He’s talking to Komaeda, who agrees he has infinite potential and he’d say that about himself. Komaeda wants to see some of that infinite potential, but Izuru finds the idea boring, and Komaeda apologises and is all self deprecating as usual. Izuru says it has nothing to do with him, he just wonders what having infinite potential and implementing it would even mean for him. Komaeda is intrigued that even Izuru has things to struggle with, but says he won’t hesitate to help if he needs it.

Izuru wonders about straying from his expected course, and isn’t sure it would be ideal. Leon almost sees some relatability, but Izuru rebukes him by saying simply wanting to change to music is different from having every talent ever. Leon suggests just slacking off, lol. Izuru is quick to notice Leon is just projecting his own desires onto him. They then decide to chill and watch a movie.

Komaeda is happy to be at the movies with Ryoma and Izuru, the latter says it doesn’t matter having others though because you just sit quietly. Ryoma explains having others around can change the atmosphere, eg hearing them laugh or cry. Izuru wonders why Ryoma would want strangers around him given his background, but he says to him it’s still part of the theatre experience. Izuru finds it hard to imagine any of them laughing or crying at a movie though (IDK, I think maaaaybe Komaeda might have it in him, if the movie is hopeful enough :P).

Monokuma time! Monokuma’s reading a manga about an OP hero who mows everyone down effortlessly (like Izuru :v), and finds it boring. Izuru thinks he’s wasting time if so, while Monokuma rebukes he’s even more of a time waster because he’s not even reading anything. Apparently Izuru is just chilling cuz he took care of the Monobeasts, which naturally disappoints Monokuma. Monokuma wonders if he should join the beasts if he’s so powerful, and Izuru says it wouldn’t matter - whatever side he’s on will win. Monokuma calls him game breaking and if he were in a manga it would be super boring. :P Izuru agrees, though Monokuma thinks if Izuru himself wrote it, it would somehow become a bestseller. Monokuma sees his predetermined harmony as pure despair, while Izuru considers it inconsequential.

Izuru ends up taking Gonta to a place with bugs because he asked him about bugs. Gonta is happy to talk, and asks Izuru if he likes them. Izuru says he’s only studied them and has no preference either way, and Gonta actually is somewhat relieved because neither liking or disliking them is nicer than straight up not liking them. Gonta says he doesn’t just love bugs, but everyone at HP too, and wonders about Izuru’s feelings on humans. He has the same neutral answer, so Gonta promises to work harder to make him like him more. Izuru just calls him simple, so simple he doesn’t need to analyse. :v

Hiyoko wonders why Izuru is looking at gifts. Izuru is simply looking, and notices pranks the devs weren’t involved in. Hiyoko looks closer and sees Monokubs. :v Izuru then points of Monokub snacks. Hiyoko isn’t impressed with them, or their efforts in general. Hiyoko then wonders if Izuru could make Japanese sweets, to which he says he could if he had the ingredients. Hiyoko says not to half arse it, but Izuru assures her he even has the specific talent of “Eastern Pastry Chef”. Hiyoko comments there should be an Izuru in every home, though then says that would get depressing. Izuru then says he has the talent of comedian. :v Hiyoko finds the idea ridiculous, but hilarious at the same time (maybe that’s how he does it :v). Unsurprisingly, Izuru has no plans to use that talent.

Gundham questions Izuru, and Izuru assumes he’s asking if he has pets. He never has, never being outside HP. Gundham isn’t surprised, though Izuru says he does know how to handle animals. Gundham feels even with this talent he doesn’t really understand them though, lacking a connection to the animals he’d work with. Basically, Gundham saying if he has this potential but won’t use it, he should use the time in VR to have an animal as a pet. Since Izuru was told to do things he wouldn’t and he’d consider unnecessary, he considers it.

Izuru is performing Momotaro. He goes off script with Maki, and she’s surprised but think it would be fun, so they end up making a flashy fight scene.

Komaeda’s just... standing there on the stage, lol. Komaeda just thought his job was done, but Izuru says he can be a shield for the Demon King. Komaeda agrees because hope.

Scene with Kaede at the bonfire, huh. She just wants to see how he’s doing, and says he probably knew that she’d say that anyway. He indeed knew, sensing her emotions, and Kaede remarks she’s weirdly used to him by now. She mentions he doesn’t use his all knowing abilities for bad, and Kamukura says he simply has no reason to. Kaede said even if he did one day, she wouldn’t be afraid. She’s curious to see where he goes anyway, even if it’s a bad path. Izuru wonders if he’d settle for something like a goal to have no goals. Kaede doesn’t buy it, and she wants to see him smile someday after all. She’d support him anyway though.

Kamukura says to Gundham that mage isn’t a real talent, though he has the magician talent. Somewhere, Himiko is raging. Gundham considers him to be joking and thinks there might be more deep down, and even if Izuru insists otherwise, Gundham isn’t convinced.

Fuyuhiko offers to get Izuru out of Hope’s Peak, lol. He isn’t into the idea too much. Fuyuhiko recognises that even though he can do pretty much anything, he’s basically trapped by his existence.

Ending scene with... Ibuki and Kaede? Huh, odd choice. Ibuki is happy that Izuru came to their collaborative performance, and they came to him to get specific impressions. Izuru thinks technically they know where to work on things, but with the show itself there were too many climaxes. Ibuki thinks maybe she went overboard. :P Kaede wants to know how he felt, to which he just says he completed a song. Ibuki reads that as him basically getting inspired by their music to make his own, to which he confirms. Kaede wants to hear his music, he says it’s nothing special, but Kaede insists it is to them, especially if THEY were able to somehow inspire him. Izuru explains that because Kaede and Ibuki combining forces was actually somewhat chaotic, it lead to something unpredictable. Kaede and Ibuki are pumped to explore this more, and Izuru agrees, tho he says it’s just because it’s part of his camp assignment.

Komaeda

First scene, Mikan! Apparently Monaca has been doing everything to avoid her. Mikan I guess feels concerned about her (not knowing she’s not really disabled). Komaeda then checks to see if they’ve met before or if they’ve done anything since camp started. Mikan of course hasn’t, but can’t help but assume things anyway. Mikan has apparently been watching her from afar, and says she’s also been avoiding Sakura and Nekomaru. Komaeda reads this as the people who know most about human anatomy. Mikan assumes she mustn’t like people prying her about her legs, while Komaeda wonders if she’s hiding something (dammit I hate that he’s right even though I hate the faking disability thing). Komaeda recommends to just keep her distance since she seems healthy, because becoming overbearing might just make it worse. Mikan just hopes she can trust her if she needs help.

Komaeda’s asking about Angie’s art, heh. Angie does the usual “it’s Atua’s work”, Komaeda is as self deprecating as ever. Angie says she can show him more if he offers a sacrifice... and Komaeda’s only concern is if he’d be good enough to sacrifice for her talents. Angie says it’s fine as long as he has enough blood for it. Angie then goes on about how Atua watches over everyone, but Komaeda isn’t sure about that. Angie warns him he’ll be punished, but Komaeda just wonders if said punishment will get turned into good luck for him somehow. Angie is confused, lol.

We’re with Rantaro and Yasuhiro. Yasuhiro gets an idea, and says it requires someone with good luck. Komaeda is surprised to see it means him, and Yasuhiro seems to think having him around will somehow make him luckier and get better fortune telling results, lol. Yasuhiro explains to Rantaro that for example, if the client needs help finding something, Komaeda’s luck would help them find it. Komaeda agrees he has good luck, but thinks he’ll be disappointed. Using the hypothetical, he says he’d find the item, but doesn’t know how it ties to the fortune. Rantaro does get out of him that he’d still be able to do it though. Rantaro wants to test this out, and even says he’s happy to compensate them and won’t have hard feelings about the result. Komaeda is thrilled to see him push forward like this. Yasuhiro’s tone changes when Komaeda says Rantaro can keep the money and he just wants to help though. :v He decided to ditch the idea, saying he doesn’t want to risk anything with “Ranty” given he’s a customer of his, and they agree to just stick to regular fortunes instead of one supposed 100% accurate prediction. Komaeda is disappointed he can’t help, but he lets them be.

Komaeda sees Kazuichi and catches on to the fact he doesn’t like him. :P Kaz clarifies he just can’t really deal with him, with all his weird hope shit. What Komaeda takes from this is... he’s just bad at explaining. He figures his reaction makes sense, given he doesn’t understand. Kazuichi seems to think Hajime got what he was saying, and Komaeda thinks he’s an unusual case, calling his actions reckless due to the lack of talent. Kazuichi thinks that wasn’t nice to say and thought they were friends, and Komaeda confirms they are. He thinks Kaz might be talking to him since he’s also friends with Hajime, and clarifies he doesn’t have to be friends if he doesn’t want to, he just wants to be a stepping stone for hope. Kazuichi finally nails what puts him off though - he never sees anyone as an equal, and mentions it’s creepy and uncomfortable. In a really interesting moment though... he actually seems somewhat self reflective, saying he’s one to talk, presumably thinking about how he treats Sonia. Komaeda then talks more about how amazing he is and the hope that will come, which just annoys Kaz even more, saying he feels like Komaeda’s not even talking to a real version of him but an idealised one. Komaeda is sad his sincerity is failing to reach him, Kaz is just annoyed he’s failing to understand his point. Komaeda promises to be quieter around him, and Kaz is just tired of him.

Swimsuit scene with Hajime. Apparently this is Komaeda’s first time to the beach with friends, and he isn’t really familiar with doing any beach activities. Komaeda actually seems somewhat concerned with the effect his luck would have on said activities, and wants to keep his distance from the others. Hajime assures him it will be fine (especially since this VR is safer than life), and everyone will be there to help. Komaeda ends up coming around to Hajime, tho he says WHEN something happens he’ll be sure to get Mikan. :P

Scene with Mahiru and Shuichi. Apparently Mahiru’s camera is broken, Komaeda blames his luck and Mahiru is confused as this hasn’t happened before. Shuichi to the rescue as he sees them both concerned. Komaeda is happy about this, because he mentions the “ghost photo” that Mahiru doesn’t remember taking, he noticed it as he looked at her photos. Komaeda explains the human figure he noticed, and Shuichi is sceptical. Mahiru then shows him, and Shuichi gets it. Mahiru then goes through everything that happened when she took those photos, and it’s clear something’s amiss. They even discuss that nothing could’ve gotten in, with only the Monobeasts being a disturbance. Komaeda then asks “Mr Ultimate Detective” to investigate, and even promises he’ll be rewarded. Mahiru isn’t into Komaeda’s weirdness and says Shuichi can just ignore him, but Shuichi agrees to investigate anyway. He doesn’t have any actual detective work to do, and thinks something like this could help his assignment. Komaeda is thrilled he can count of Shuichi, lol. Mahiru agrees to let Shuichi look into it, but says he doesn’t have to stress over it.

Komaeda talks to Leon, wondering if he plans to go into a career that makes use of his talents. Leon says he might as well, others seem to support that, and Komaeda’s really into it. They then talk about how Leon could be a big hit, but when Leon says he might not have time for baseball, Komaeda insists he should focus on his current talent, to become an embodiment of hope. Leon retorts saying what he does is his business. Komaeda says he can enjoy the fame, but the purpose of his talent should be to spread hope. Leon isn’t having it, and insists he wants to make the world love him. :v Komaeda... actually agrees with that part.

Scene with Toko, ooo. Komaeda’s doing his usual hope ranting, and Toko’s tired of it and thinks he’s unpleasant. He promises not to be a bother, and Toko says she hates the servility of him too (okay, is this all gonna be Toko ironically saying things about herself?). Toko then accuses him of thinking the same about her, and Komaeda says he wouldn’t dare to think something so rude. Toko wished she moved the moment he appeared, and mentions she wants to use this time to dine with friends. Komaeda is surprised that she has them, and Toko then replies wondering if maybe HE’S the one without friends. :P Komaeda then reveals to her surprise he DOES have friends, though he does question their taste, lol. Toko wonders why he’d sit near her, then. With how awkward things are, Komaeda wonders if they should change seats, but Toko thinks they’re screwed even if they do since it would be conspicuous.

Apparently Komaeda caught a cold and Korekiyo is reading to him? Komaeda’s enjoying the book, Korekiyo is happy people are into his book recs. Komaeda figures he would because of his interest in humanity, and Korekiyo even says the allure of anthropology being different for many shows humanity’s beauty itself. He’s happy to recommend more to Komaeda, but he wants to leave because hospital rooms bring back unpleasant memories (I assume he’s talking about his sister here). Komaeda notices Kiyo seemed different at the end, there.

Komaeda helps Chihiro find a drink they like... apparently even though they designed the shop layout, the shelf was too high for them. Chihiro is surprised he found it so quickly, and Komaeda mentions his talent, and goes on to rave about Chihiro’s. He has some questions for them, and as thanks for getting the drink Chihiro talks to him about them.

A scene with Nagisa, interesting. Nagisa isn’t crazy about him showing up, though even as Komaeda promises to leave soon, he does admit he’s concerned about Nagisa overworking himself (yeah, remember that fucked up shit?). Nagisa claims he knows his limits, but Komaeda sees he’s pale and assures him he can’t improve without looking after himself. Komaeda offers him a nutritious drink, apparently from a recipe by Kirumi. Nagisa is annoyed and leaves, so Komaeda just drinks it himself, lol.

Komaeda talks to Kaito. Komaeda talks about how he helps inspire others and cultivate their talents, citing how Shuichi and Maki have grown. Kaito mentions them as his sidekicks, and he enjoys Komaeda’s attitude. He even offers Komaeda to join the squad! Komaeda declines, even if Kaito insists, because he wants to just witness the hope from afar. Kaito apparently keeps insisting tho, lol.

Monaca time. Komaeda gets her some shaved ice with Monokub colours. Komaeda is happy to help the future hopes, Monaca has no idea what he’s saying though. :v Besides napkins, he also gets her... mayo, because apparently some people put mayo on everything? As Komaeda goes to get stuff, Monaca thinks to herself that she should stop asking him to get food, lol. Monaca finds his hope obsession is weird, and when you think she’s gonna say she prefers despair, she just says she’s bored of the trip and wants it to end.

Momotaro play with Komaeda now! Himiko worries because the peach Momotaro is born from malfunctions, so Komaeda just tells her to use magic to fix it. She obviously has excuses not to, but Komaeda still thinks she can do something.

Something goes wrong with the dumplings, Komaeda offers to make some to replace them even if they’re not prop ones. Rantaro feels weird letting him do it because of play roles though so he goes to do it himself, which leaves Komaeda disappointed he can’t help.

Komaeda talks to Shuichi at the bonfire. Apparently Komaeda gave Shuichi jobs to do, including looking into his past? Komaeda says to take his time to “use” these cases to refine his talent. Shuichi... takes offense to that. Komaeda explains even if these are events in the past for him, analysing them could mean something for a detective like Shuichi. He outright says he doesn’t want answers and just want Shuichi to grow his abilities. :v Shuichi says he’ll do this like any other job and report what he finds to him, whether he cares or not. Komaeda looks forward to it, and Shuichi then mentioned he’s almost done investigating the ghost stuff at the camp. Komaeda naturally is impressed and makes it about his talent. :v

Komaeda asks Monokuma if he’s planning anything, who then says it’s basically useless answering because Komaeda thinks he is anyway. Monokuma then says nobody knows who or what he is, or why he’s into despair, saying everyone’s in the dark. He says the only way to find out is to submit to despair... Komaeda naturally refuses.

We end with... Kokichi and Monomi. Peculiar match up, huh. Kokichi is amazed at his positivity, and Komaeda remarks nobody has called him specifically that before. Monomi says Nagito is a little self deprecating and that’s why positive isn’t what usually comes to mind for people. Kokichi calls her a liar, saying the self deprecation is far from little. :P Komaeda apparently isn’t even trying to be, he just thinks he’s honest. Kokichi wonders if Komaeda really doesn’t get how people see him or if he’s just messing with him. All Monomi says is that she doesn’t believe Komaeda is telling any lies, to which Komaeda confirms, saying he’d never lie without a good reason. Komaeda wonders why he’d waste time with him, while Kokichi says he’s actually curious about his talent because his class doesn’t have a lucky student. Komaeda just says to pay attention to him, then you will understand him and how his luck works.